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https://twitter.com/MattKellerABC7/status/725357468000247809
>Sheriff investigation at #Apple headquarters in Cupertino. A body was found in a conference room.
GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE
more like Tim Croak amirite guise
>jobs and now this fag
hahahahahahaahah
All it says is that a body was found, it doens't mention who it was.
We can only hope.
>>54257882
Cook's twink fuccboi od'd on coke. Nothing to see here.
Hi Matt.
Can we use your photos?
We will credit you.
Sincerely, Fred.
Looks like Steve Jobs rose from the dead to kill Apple's design department for the shit job they've been doing over the last 4 years.
>>54257939
They said that about Prince.
He'll be fine.
>#Breaking- Person found dead in conference room at #Apple Headquarters is a man. A gun was found nearby.
https://twitter.com/MattKellerABC7/status/725383532776808448
the body is female who was shot in the dead.
Holy shit it's real
Apple literally dead and finished now
>>54257995
>work for Applel
>get shot
it's too good to be true, so it probably isn't
let's just mock apple instead, it's one thing they're good for
>>54258008
but apple hq is a gun free zone you bigot
>possible suicide
You've done it now, /g/. I hope you feel bad for telling macfags to kill themselves.
Either Tim Cook is dead or...
STEVE JOBS IS BACK
>>54257987
>Looks like Steve Jobs rose from the dead to CHEER ON Apple's design department
ftfy
Jobs made more than enough shit products himself.
APPLE IS LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>54258078
APPLE IS LITERALLY ON SUICIDE iWATCH
FTFY
>Apple announces first quarterly revenue declines in over a decade
>24 hours later, this happens
Coincidence?
>>54258008
>the body is female who was shot in the dead.
Shoot her right in the dead.
Apparently the dude who killed himself was hispanic
>>54257987
Say what you want about Jobs, he would never have allowed such poorly-designed shit as the Macbook to be released
>>54258138
I heard xhe was of nigger descent
>>54258145
the original macbook air was complete shit, it wasn't until the second iteration that people started buying it
>>54257987
Job's goal was elegance, not thinness. Since he was the only one who understood apple products once he died the entire company just kept plodding forwards along the last direction that jobs ordered.
God, the only thing that faggot did was fuck up apple more than blow jobs did. I honestly hope he's dead.
>>54258096
kek
>>54258126
I wonder who could of caused this
>tfw apple btfo by FBI undercover agent
So FBI now sends a direct message to Apple? I'm scared. They will purge the entire company for injecting NSA botnet.
>TMZ reported also reported that a female employee was involved in an argument on the campus and was being escorted out by security when she sustained a head wound. One portion of the dispatch exchange describes a body being found in a conference room, and a gun being found with the body, according to TMZ’s report. It was unclear how many people were involved.
BANKRUPT AND FINISHED
>>54258213
>could of
>>54258288
>women in the workplace
>arguing
>causing death
Typical
>>54257882
>Tim Cook stands up to the FBI jews
>gets killed
>played off as some medical reason or suicide
>>54258172
Jobs didn't fuck up Apple though. He turned it into the powerhouse it is today, churning out well-marketed fashion accessory for mouthbreathers after well-marketed fashion accessory for mouthbreathers.
Time to buy apple stocks
>>54257987
>having proprietary cables
>not using standards like the UNIVERSAL serial bus
That's why I've always hated Apple. Well, one reason, anyway.
>>54258405
fuck you this company is gonna fucking tank soon.
>once you are dead you are gone forever
I can already hear Stallman in his office/bedroom doing one of those little Japanese celebration dances with the bells you see in all the animes.
>>54258442
but theyre too iconic to fail :^)
>>54258213
>could of
>>54258428
Overpriced is another good reason
>>54257882
i'm glad he's dead. i'm glad he's gone.
>>54257882
Just another dead white man, who gives a fuck?
>>54258384
He was the nigger that started the "muh thinness" meme. He is the reason why all macbooks fucking suck. Nobody ever mentions how macbooks will throttle to under 2ghz when you do cpu intensive tasks on them.
>>54258507
You almost got it right, retard.
>>54258508
Extremely homphobic comment
>>54258450
singing the official FSF song
>>54258213
>could of
>>54257882
http://en.mediamass.net/people/tim-cook/deathhoax.html
>>54258450
>office/bedroom
office+bedroom you mean.
>>54258524
we really need a safer space on 4chan so we can voice our opinions without fear of ridicule and hate.
I vote we start by writing a code of conduct so that we all know what ethical rules we need to abide by
>>54258562
1) Install Gentoo
>>54258544
>office+bedroom
somebody else's office, using it as a bedroom, you mean.
>>54258544
the slash implies they are interchangeable :^)
>>54258599
The + implies they're a fusion.
Like GNU+Linux.
>Place where large number of people spend 40+ hours a week there.
>One of them happens to die while at work.
>OMG THIS IS NEWS!!!! OMMGGGG MORTALITY STRIKES AT APPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate stupid people.
Steve came back for a last job.
>>54258524
Whites are cancer, but gays get a pass since they aren't breeding.
Cause of death: shame
>>54258630
shills on damage control
>A body was found
>>54258213
>could of
>>54258303
>>54258485
>>54258534
Irregardless its the same difference and i literally could care less for all intensive purposes so you're point is mute per say.
>>54258630
someone just heroed. have some respect.
>>54258665
>could of
>>54258665
triggered
>>54258562
shut the fuck up, faggot.
>>54257882
this is the proof that Apple is the true cancer that will kill people
>>54258707
DESIGNATED
>>54258719
SHITTING
>>54258654
cuck blew his brains out because apple stock
>>54258213
>could of
>>54258707
POO
>>54258770
STREETS
@ap Associated Press BREAKING: Apple confirms the death of CEO Tim Cook during murder suicide early Wednesday.
>>54258770
NEWSPAPER
>>54258665
>intensive purposes
>your point is mute.
0/10.
>>54258630
I don't think died of gunshot wound and natural causes are interchangeable.
>>54258816
but it is natural to die if you shoot yourself in the head
>>54257930
Trump is a huge apple supporter, he used iPhone and it will just be great.
Trump will bring Apple manufacturing to US and improve their image massively with this. Apple cooperation with Trump will lead the charge on native manufacturing.
>>54257987
Just use the fucking adapter that hooks in the side
>>54258428
Its USB-C you conclusion-jumping misinformed cunt. At least vaguely understand what you're criticizing, christ.
>>54258516
"muh thinness" and a general emphasis on form over function is how Apple got so big. You and I may think that's retarded, but most people are pretty retarded.
>>54257882
More like Tim Cuck amirite
>>54258837
That would be brain dead, death is associated to the heart stopping.
Now he'll have to answer to Jobs in hell.
BAN GUNS IN APPLE'S HQ.
Oh wait...
>>54257882
kek
>Hispanic male found dead in conference room with head injury
It was just a cleaner, beaners can't into tech.
>>54258725
STREET
>>54258898
What about all the other fucking cable to cable converters and the shit connected to the phone that I was obviously addressing, you conclusion-jumping faggot?
>>54258665
"without without regard" is what you just expressed, you dunce.
>>54258994
I am from Northwestern Indiana, irregardless means not without regard, dipshit.
>>54258798
>>54258994
whoah dudes, this is even more embarrassing than writing "could of"
>>54258986
Its a USB-C hub. Are you fucking retarded? You got called out for not even knowing what you're criticizing. Don't fight it, just accept it and stop posting about it, you're digging a hole.
You called USB-C proprietary, fuck off back to /v/ kid.
>>54258978
why do racists call hispanics beaners? I have seen people of every race eat beans regularly.
>>54259057
>racists
>>54257995
wtf is this a ruse?
>>54259084
>appletards literally on suicide watch now
>>54259041
I wasn't addressing the hub dumb fuck holy shit.
>you got called out now stop posting and leave! I'm right don't even bother telling me why I'm actually the retarded one.
That was your post in a nutshell. You sound like you come from lebbit.
>>54257882
I think its more probable that Tim Cook has killed an underling due to Apple's drop in sales.
>>54259094
You've moved the goalposts so much you don't even know what your original point is. The only proprietary connection in that whole webm is the iPhone's, and don't even try fucking suggesting THAT is what you actually meant.
>>54259057
what's it with so many fucking faggots on this board today, holy shit
![iStock_000011829501XSmall[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4a8djre.jpg "iStock_000011829501XSmall[1].jpg")
>>54259078
![depositphotos_6960284-Businessman-pointing-at-you[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PvQRjjZ.jpg "depositphotos_6960284-Businessman-pointing-at-you[1].jpg")
>>54259165
including yourself.
you tell me.
Stressed out employee killed themselves after hitting the chick? Watch how Apple reacts to this single suicide vs dozens in their mfr chain
>>54259120
Maybe they were testing out their new line of iCops.
>>54259057
Why do people call Mexicans Hispanics? As far as I'm aware of there is no country called Hispania.
>>54259156
>the iPhone's
>The only proprietary connection in that whole webm
>and don't even try fucking suggesting THAT is what you actually meant.
I literally said "proprietary" in my fucking post dumb shit, so to anyone who isn't a complete retard, it was pretty fucking clear to what I was referring. God damn. The entire webum is that faggot using like a billion cables to hook up his shitty proprietary connection on his phone to a standardized plug on his computer, instead using a single standard connection cable to plug his phone into his computer.
I mean, I know that $6000 computer you had to buy for graphics design class is neat, but there's no need to freak out every time someone criticizes Apple.
>>54257882
IT'S OVER APPLEL IS FINISHED. APPLELFAGS LITERALLY STARTED TO KILL THEMSELVES.
its been hours now
is tim cuck still alive?
![man-shrugging-his-shoulders-expressive-businessman-ignorance-indifference-gesturing-hands-isolated-white-31885326[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/C149f2l.jpg "man-shrugging-his-shoulders-expressive-businessman-ignorance-indifference-gesturing-hands-isolated-white-31885326[1].jpg")
>>54259312
why do people people?
>>54259337
Top keks
kek/10
all my keks
laughed/10
>>54259337
Dam... it's not as funny anymore desu
It's only fair that the suicidal work conditions they created in their factory towns in China start catching up to their headquarters.
>happening thread on /g/
oh hell yes
>>54259312
Hispania is what the Romans used to call the Iberian Peninsula.
>>54259312
I would guess it's based on ethnicity
I mean there's Spain but Spaniards are definitely different than Mexicans
>>54259325
>in the webm focusing on the new MacBook's one barely popular port which is very controversial, I was actually talking about the iPhone!
Why did you even post? How did you think anyone would actually believe that? There's no shame in admitting you goof'd but the quantum gymnastics you're attempting now is pathetic.
>>54258544
Underrated
But but I thought guns were illegal in commiefornia...
>>54258646
kek
fucking Monokuma, man.
https://www.broadcastify.com/scripts/playlists/1/6516/-5847141704.m3u
santa clara police and fire
>>54258288
>be only straight guy at apple
>ask female co-worker if they want a coffee
>chick goes turbo sjw
>says you are sexually harassing her
>realize it is ogre for you
>beta uprising time!
>>54259458
They just have a lot of stupid regulations.
>>54258665
Fucking kek'd
>>54259431
God damn you're one dumb nigger. I was obviously talking about the need for all that shit to connect that gay iPhone port on the phone to the nonproprietary port on the computer. I was addressing the webum as a whole dipshit.
But no, you keep telling me how I meant that one part that has nothing to do with my actual post. It's really educational.
>>54258846
You're retarded just like Trump, if Apple decides to move its assembly operations to China then that's what the market dictates. The goal of apple and pretty much any business entity is to make profit, "not make america great" or some bullshit like that, besides I'm really not sure who's going to win if the production is moved back to the US, because then the cost manufacturing will soar and apple will lose profit and nobody is going to win then, nor trump, nor apple, nor murrica.
"I'm glad he's fucking dead." - Stallman
>>54259312
Probably because Spaniards colonized it and Hispanic is the lingual Empire that spanned all Spanish colonies, and still stands today.
>who do Latinas look like Mudslimes
Because Spaniards and Portuguese were fucked by Arabs, after they were already mixed blood with North African people during the Roman rule era,
and them colonizing the Americas and mixing with the natives there (who are long lost descendants of the East/South-East Asians), is pretty much like the mix that happens in Central Asia between Islamic people and Asians.
It all ends up looking eerily similar.
>>54259312
Hispanics are anyone from a country that speaks Spanish.
Latinos are from countries in Latin America
There. You can tell your mom you learned something new while shitposting today.
>>54257882
IT'S OVER APPLEL IS BANKRUPT AND FINISHED
>person found dead @ apple
>verge has zero comments on the article when every other article gets at least a dozen even if it's some retarded useless article
are all apple fanboys weeping or something
we dont even know who the fag is
>>54259580
>The goal of apple and pretty much any business entity is to make profit, "not make america great"
america has become shit, thats the thing
>>54258665
After comprehensively analyzing the post I choose to quote, I want to transmit to the post author that his grammar is harrowing, and that the higher intelligence organism that composed using his neural paths this writing should seriously consider terminating his vital functions and ascend a new plane of existence, preferably using some article that is able to make a small ball like object penetrate at high speed a human cranium.
>>54259580
>trump forced apple to bring back manufacturing plants
>apple raises the prices to compensate
>literally a billion dollars just to buy an iphone now
>apple closes down because no one's buying their phones
>all fags evacuate the country out of pure desperation in hopes some chinese company can be the next hipster icon
trump literally making america great again in the best of ways
>A Santa Clara County Fire Department spokesman told Daily Mail Online they were called to the scene after a Hispanic male suffered a wound to the head - but they could not elaborate on what caused the injury.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3561995/Police-investigating-possible-suicide-Apple-s-headquarters.html
Its not tim cock you faggots. its just a spic.
>>54259761
that's the fucking joke stop being a retarded hispanic
>>54259761
D A M A G E C O N T R O L
>>54259761
SHILLS ON iSUICIDE WATCH STOP LYING iFAGS.
>PIC RELATED IT'S TIM KEK FACE WHEN HE OFFED HIMSELF
>>54258213
>could of
>>54258213
>could of
>>54259761
TIM KUCK WAS A SPIC ALL ALONG
APPLEFAGS BTFO
>>54259858
English am a hard languages...
>>54259860
I dont even think we even need a wall at this point if all the spics are just going to off themselves anyways at the fact that Trump is gonna make America great again. Apple is Debian all over again. Literally Suicide OS
>>54259773
tbqh lad they would make more money by saying it was cook (even if it was some useless tranny)
>>54258213
>who could
>>54257882
RIP
>>54258786
WHAT???????
>>54260141
Nice 1337 h4x0r skill
>>54257987
usb-c hub...
>>54260141
Ohmurgosh, I am going to believe without easily verifying.
>>54260250
another one..
>>54260283
oops, that was the same one.
here's another one...
Was probably a disgruntled worker's suicide. Next up, Apple brings the suicide net to the US!
>>54260283
>buy omg so stylish girly metrosexual laptop xDDD
>need a massive tumor sticking out the side to make it even semi usable
>>54260316
the pee one was great...
>>54260316
hot
>>54260324
please tell me more
>>54260283
Does Kingston even make a USB C Drive?
>>54260366
have you ever been on /gif/?
>>54259577
You really are retarded, aren't you?
If he only wanted to connect the iphone he'd have stopped at the C to A adapter.
>>54259312
Except there is a country called Hispania. Or was, more accurately.
It's the latin name for spain.
>>54259580
They won't lose shit moving to America would barely increase the costs
>>54258213
>wonder who
>>54258150
>xhe
Oh please go deep throat a shotgun you fucking faggot
>>54260393
what are you even talking about, its a hub
I heard it was one of the higher ups too, probably because of the decline in revenue or whatever
>>54260585
Yea but if that hub is this hub, >>54260250 then they are showing a USB A drive in a USB C port.
>>54260610
they lost $30 billions (-7%) on NASDAQ in 30 minutes today
Hey Matt, could we use this photo on g with full credit given to you? Thanks!
APPLEFAGS ON LITERAL SUICIDE WATCH
APPLEL IS BANKRUPT AND FINISHED
>>54260665
Dead Tim Cook. The REAL smart phone is dead. Ode to #blackberry
he paid the price
>>54258562
I sincerely hope you're joking
Apple under Tim Cook is dead in the water!
apple going shit again, fuck sake applefags want to awake steve jobs from death?
>>54260610
>>54260647
Really that's nothing. All the higher ups with insider knowledge already knew how much the stock was gonna drop long before today.
I'd guess it was just some depressed guy wanting to make a scene.
>>54258665
>Irregardless
it's either regard or regardless you moron
>>54258646
Underrated post
>>54257882
>conference room
>didn't kill a bunch of applel execs before killing himself
What a faggot. Worst shooting of the year.
>>54260560
Hahahaha
>>54258562
The entire point of 4chans hostility is that it keeps only the mentally strong here
If your opinion cantnhold up to "kill yourself" then you shouldn't be posting here
>>54260883
kill yourself
>>54257882
>This quater results are finally low
>"GIVE US SACRIFICE!"
>"THE DARK PACT THAT FED YOUR COMPANY TO SUCCESS IS ENDED. WE DEMAND HUMAN SOULSSSSSS!!! AS WAS PROMISED!"
>>54260883
>muh secret club, only mentally strong people here!!
kill yourself, retard
>>54260921
u 1st fgt.
>>54260899
>>54260921
That's the spirit
HE SPOKE THE TRUTH AND THEY MURDERED HIM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KHZ8ek-6ccc
>>54260949
My little sister loves me. I bet yours doesn't even know you exist!
>>54260883
>banter makes me mentally strong
Fucking kek. Kill yourself idiot
>>54258213
>could of
>>54260965
topkek
APPLEL MEMEPHONE SALES CRASH 44%
APPLEL EMPLOYEES COMMITTING SUICIDE AT APPLEL HQ
IT'S OVER, APPLEL IS BANKRUPT AND FINISHED
BANKRUPT
AND
FINISHED
>>54259312
>American education
>>54261020
I'm serious
The kind of people who can't discuss things in a hostile environment, banter or not, don't belong here
>>54260639
That usb hub doesn't have usb-c passthrough.
>>54259604
Why do they call them Latinos if there's no county called Lati?
>>54260639
This one does.
>>54259761
Plenty more where that came from
>>54258213
>could of
>>54261151
Please save your sperging for the next WWDC event where you all froth and post the same phrases after every 5 words Tim Cuck says.
>>54258213
FTFY
>>54260883
>mentally strong
why are there only inane comments on here then
>>54263190
>not being a strong independent shitposter who dont need no hugbox
>>54258707
Well, if Neeraj says so maybe I should listen.
>>54258665
COME ON
PROPER GRAMMAR IS NOT ROCKET APPLIANCE.
>>54258444
um yes thats right anon
thats what it means
>>54258213
>I wonder who
>>54258665
>Irregardless
>>54258978
He was actually Indian, the cops couldn't tell the difference.
>>54257882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3s-qZsjK8I
>>54258665
This post is a diamond dozen but I could care less in this doggy dog world
>pajeet designated shitposting street
You can always find them with their horrible grammar and no use of idiom understanding
>>54259588
"that fat long legged cunt had it coming, fucking asswipe"
stallman on steve job's death, 2013
>>54263392
>>54263327
ROCKET SURGERY*
>>54263392
real MVP of the thread tbqh femilior
>>54263392
you mean dog eat dog world?
>>54258213
>image_7.jpg
>>54258450
>office/bedroom
underrated
>>54260992
But yours doesn't exist, Akane.
>Try to be diverse
>Hire women
>They lose an argument and shoot themselves.
>>54265802
hahaahahahaha holy shit
>transistors and capacitors arent the same, linda
>yes the are
>no
>oh fuck ur right ;'((((((((
>*blows brains out in front of you*
HAhahahahHAHAHAH!!!! can you fucking imaging?!?!?
>chickens are indeed real
>no
>yes
>oh
>*skull fragments everywhere*
HAHAH!!! FUCKING FUNNY AS FUCK!!
>>54265802
haahahhaahahahaahaahaha
>>54260497
>>54259577
apple is shit
>>54264755
You mean eat dog ass?
>>54258665
>>54263392
I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.
So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.
I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.
>>54262752
Because they're from a country in Latin America. I thought I was clear about this.
>>54258846
If apple manufactured all it's products in America then the iphone would cost past 2k USD and the macbooks would skyrocket in price. Unless you abolished minimum wage.
>>54264755
you mean hot diggity dog!
>>54259312
España
sound similar to hispania?
its called spain in english
>right after the whole FBI fiasco
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
So what came of this?
>>54267872
Nothing yet, Police nor Coroner has ID'ed the deceased.
Apple hasn't said a word.
Watch the stocks though...
>>54258213
could've
or could have
goddammit, youre shaming america.
>>54258428
It's USB type C.
The fact that is has USB type C isn't the problem with it. It's the fact that it's literally the only port it has.
>>54259057
And only white people eat crackers. What's your point?
>>54258562
>I vote we start by writing a code of conduct...
Fuck your COC you shithead SJW
>>54270031
>Fuck your COC you shithead SJW
Triggered.
<smirk>
>>54257882
>https://twitter.com/MattKellerABC7/status/725357468000247809
lol, Tom Cunt is not dead I bet he chocked someone to death and run away. Don't worry he can afford to be not suspected.
It's not Cook nor Ive.
Just come shitty junior engineer who probably got fired and killed themselves.
he probably screwed up big time and got rekt from the code review
>>54260883
Sticks and stones might break my bones b..but dank memes will never hurt m..me! :^)
Apple, so cancerous it killed jobs now timboy
>>54262667
>butthurt beaners
That'll teach Tim Cock to mess with the FBI and take bad photos
>>54258516
Blame intel
Yeah you wish.
>>54257882
https://twitter.com/EMZenobia/status/725382223956983808
>was the body named innovation
kek
>>54272056
kek
