Why haven't you bought a pi-top yet /g/?
>raspberry motherfucking pi
>intelligent, modular design
>10-12 hours battery life
>low res display for high performance
>CAREFULLY SELECTED touchpad
>show your superior taste in colour
>make people GREEN with envy as you sip your cappuccino and steal their internet with 1337 hax
>no capslock light for added stealth
>MINECRAFT
>awesome conversation piece
>get laid by geek girls who know you've got the GREEN
>$300 plus postage
>high price makes it exclusive and somewhat unique
>high price makes it easy to quit being an alcohol
>play the superior nerd with ease after you play through the included learning game and become a 1337 h4xx0r
>GREEEEEN
>get shrekt
But honestly, they could make it a little cheaper. What's the deal? This is ridiculous; it's worth about $150 tops, if that. Install their OS on a raspberry pi if you want to play their little learning game, which actually sounds quite neat.
>>54239200
>non full sized keyboard
Absolute haram.
>>54239200
It's designed to rip off hipster nerds. That is it's sole purpose in life. You want something actually affordable? Get this. http://getsuperbook.com/
Quit shilling this piece of shit. This $300 turd only has 1 GB of RAM, 1!
>>54239200
Because my closet is already full of unused shit
>>54239200
>raspberry motherfucking pi
Stopped reading
Into the trash it goes
>>54239200
don't like wasting money mainly
>>54239238
Am I not being sarcastic enough or something?
>>54239200
how low rez are we talking? my eyesight is failing pretty hard as it is.
I have a 6 year old laptop I paid $300 for that shits all over this
>>54239271
>expecting reading comprehension from a tripfag
>>54239291
1366x768
Just turn back your res on your current screen though, it's cheaper.
>>54239226
I don't understand where the phone comes into it. Can it run the android apps installed on your phone?
>1366 X 768
Why can't we burn all of these goddamn panels and move on
>>54239380
It is just a shell. You plug your phone in and it displays it and lets you use the keyboard and trackpad.
>>54239380
Not him but I assume the window manager is an Android app running on your phone.
>>54239226
>>54239401
>>54239412
Ah, makes sense now.
>>54239381
That's a respectable resolution. If you want to avoid Intel ME, then that's the resolution you're usually stuck with, too.
>>54239226
That looks cool as fuck. I have no use for it for its intended purpose, but could I plug a compute stick into it somehow?
Anyone know if there are any decent alternatives that are cheaper?
>>54239668
A chinaman tablet with a keyboard dock
>>54239461
Assuming it runs Android and has USB support, I don't see why not.
>>54239200
Will look into it, my raspberry is not collecting enough dust right now
It's ugly.
>>54239668
a rock
>>54239845
You either love it or you hate it. I actually really like the colour, but I'm not paying >300USD just because of that.
>>54239226
Shills fighting shills. I'd be surprised if this thing ever ships. The crowdfunding early access jew shit hasn't even started yet.
Because my phone probably does everything faster and easier while fitting in my pocket.
I'd be better off getting a proper laptop even if I didn't need to carry it in my pocket.
>>54239200
yes but can i play oldschool runescape on it
>>54239934
Maybe, but definitely not in fullscreen. My NUC PC even struggled with it a little.
>>54239200
If you want a small, linux capable device with decent battery life just buy an old X220 or something. Even with upgrades like an ssd it comes out cheaper. If you want to look like a faggot then buy the new macbook and be done with it.
>>54239200
>>high price makes it easy to quit being an alcohol
If YOU ARE an alcohol dont forget to find OP and ruin his eyesight and nerve system
>>54239200
>$300
What a fucking joke. You can get a used T420 for that INCLUDING a spare battery.
Hell, even my T60 is a better computer than that, I can have like 10 spare batteries for 150.
