What do you like to drink while programming? The office keg (for those of you in the startup crowd)? Your own stash?
I'll start: I like Soju. It's sweet enough that I can take shots of it, and I like Korean food too.
>>54231471
A dime-a-dozen KPOP Idol that's gotten eye lid surgery so she can look more white
Beer. I've thinking about getting a bottle of Glenfiddich though. A bit more refined.
Water or Tea.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholic_beverage#Short-term_effects
>Drinking enough to cause a blood alcohol concentration (BAC) of 0.03%-0.12% typically causes an overall improvement in mood and possible euphoria, increased self-confidence and sociability, decreased anxiety, a flushed, red appearance in the face and impaired judgment and fine muscle coordination.
Why would I want this while programming?
>Soju
>Sweet
>>54231135
I did most of my data structure assignments on a drink of scotch. It got stuff done but i just looked over some of it and it could be much better.
>>54231135
I'll drink whatever's on offer but beer/cider/wine are what I drink at home. Wine gets special tax treatments here so it's by far the best value booze
Soju is nice but sneaky because it's like drinking water until you try to stand up and realise just how much you've had
>>54231922
because at the lowest levels it also becomes incredibly easy to focus and ignore everything around you
two or three beers makes it really easy for me to grind out stuff i'm not particularly excited about working on
>>54231707
ebin projection. Got anymore out your ass or are you done?
>>54231135
Soju is really good. You can spend hundreds of bucks on Johnny Walker or Hennessey or whatever but nothing will come close to the drinkability of Soju.
that smiling tounge bite thing qties do makes me feel dead inside
>>54232174
>anecdotal reasoning
>>54232283
>not grabbing a couple beers and trying it on yourself
soft
>Soju
It's just alcohol and water
>>54231471
Goo Hara from Kara
>>54231135
Is she retarded? Serious question. She looks retarded.
>>54232242
Retsina (Ρετσίνα)
>>54231135
I can't, drinking makes me either want to go talk to people or go play video games not program
I'd rather have red bull or coffee
>>54231471
Alcohol kills your testosterone levels. I stay sober while programming, and make sure to enjoy a diet rich in animal protein.
>>54232195
That's literally all it is, autist.
K pop and jpop idols are about as homogenous as anime girls
>>54231135
I don't droml alcohol at all
>>54232582
holy fuck
>>54232340
>>>54232283
>>not grabbing a couple beers and trying it on yourself
>twelve
Ftfy
>>54231922
>Not trying to do Complicated Tasks while Utterly Intoxicated
>>54232364
>>54232542
>>54232582
these better do porn anon
>>54232475
Sup fellow Greek fag?
>>54231471
karlie kross
>>54231135
Once I was drunk, I told myself I was going to edit the Lua interpreter to run Javascript and I was convinced I could do it in one night. I stayed up really late working on it and woke up on my desk with a with a copy of Lua running with everything the same except the word "nil" was replaced with "undefined".
This is still a project I want to tackle one day.
>>54231135
Programming while drunk is a stupid idea.
You won't write better code, in fact you'll write worse code.
More than half of the time I drink while coding its red wine. 3-4 cups of coffee until I'm uncomfortably energetic, then start on the red wine to take the edge off, and keep going until the work is done. After years of mixing and matching, I'm quite certain of that combination.
Occasionally I'll drink white wine or whiskey. Often without a coffee prelude. Don't know why it doesn't work for me with coffee. Earl Grey Tea, maybe, if I need the caffeine. Order of preference among whiskies being rye, followed by scotch and then bourbon.
At this moment, however, I'm working fixing up some especially bullshit-tier JavaScript code and it has ignite a great hatred in my heart. So I am drinking straight Chartreuse. Because that is how this wretched old JavaScript code feels to me. Burning hatred, but it'll go down, some how or another. Pic related. It is me right now.
>>54234517
Guess I'll add: Never beer.
Every time I do or try, I regret it. It just makes me sleepy and I get distracted easily.
>>54234509
While OP's title says "Drunk" specifically, I'll point out that drinking != drunk. I agree with you in terms of coding straight "drunk", but a little buzz, depending on the code in question, isn't horrible.
Example: Working on a legacy project, I had the honor of introducing real tests for the first time to an entire sub-system. I'd done some baseline characterization tests, but there was a point where I needed to just sit for six hours and shit out a bunch of test data (some of of programmatically, some of it slightly-altered from production data, but a lot of it just made up by me). Did I save it for a do-nothing evening and have a glass of wine per hour across those six hours? You bet. Never was "drunk", but it certainly kept me from being too pissed off at mundane nature of the task or the system I was working on.
fiji water all the way
>>54234614
I like to scream and insult the client, when I code. It's therapeutic
>two beers
>inb4 lightweight
was pissing myself laughing at how I couldn't type in my password to log in because of all the missed keystrokes. After I sobered up, read over the code I wrote and
>unintuitive variable names
>copy pasted inappropriate code from language reference and stackoverflow
>overly complicated algorithms for something trivial
>no helpful comments
>still compiles
>still gives the right output
10/10 this is how programming should be
>>54231135
Fresh s e m e n
I can drink like 1 beer before I lose interest and concentration completely
>>54231135
asian women look like monkeys
>>54232445
Korean men dig this kinda gay shit
Not an alcohol drinker desu but modafinil + coffee works wonders for me.
I smoke weed then code and enjoy a nice General Snus while I'm doing it.
>>54235439
The peak is real.
>>54234128
chunjagirl.net
click on 한국 야동
>>54237097
Holy shit how do you code while high? I make the dumbest mistakes and get sidetracked every few seconds. Sativa or indica?
i cant drink alcohol because meds but i can smoke weed dude weed lmao
>>54237097
>>54239039
same, weed definitely inhibits the high function logic parts of my brain that I use for programming
>>54239039
It's a lot better than doing it drunk...
>>54231135
>What do you like to drink while programming?
물
>I like Korean food too
Yes it is delicious. Some kimbab is always nice.
Anyone know how the programing job market is in Korea? Planing to do my masters there and learn Korean for a year.
>>54239459
from what I heard, programmers are treated as a cost center in Korea, not the product makers. This is not unlike any other job in Korea, since work/life balance does not exist there. 10+ hour days for mega corporations known as chaebol with bosses that have 20th century American mentalities about work and employees. Pay is not good, either from what I hear. However, 10+ hour days are not required, but are simply expected if you expect yourself to ever et promoted.
Despite the long work hours, Korea is one of the least productive OECD countries for the amount of time they put in. Staying long hours at the office while playing Tetris looks better to your boss than meeting deadlines with time to spare (dedication and loyalty are valued higher than results). Thus, those 10 hours days are unproductive. Furthermore, you are expected to hang out with your coworkers and boss outside of work. on the other hand, your boss is expected to pay for dinner/drinks as the older/senior.
It's a very nuanced culture. It has it's ups and downs, but I can't say I'd want to work there. Perhaps getting a foreign assignment for some big American company like Microsoft or Google (though Koreans don't use google).
Also, if you want to do anything web dev related, learn ActiveX and old ie versions of javascript. South Korean websites require an activeX plugin to secure SSN numbers, required by the government (law passed in the 1990s). So, despite the fact that SK has the fastest internet in the world, they have to access it through IE7.
>>54233024
Kills is an overstatement, any healthy male over 20 and under 40 has plenty to spare.
>>54231135
God I love soju
>>54239770
You know any good Korean places near you?
I live in the DC area and there's a place in Annandale called "Honey Pig". That place is fucking amazing. Great food, really cool atmosphere. If I were somehow a billionaire and could eat gold flaked fois gras every day, I'd still go there
>>54239803
No. Not any affordable ones anyway. I envy the amount of Koreans your have.
I have spent entirely to many hours on finding good Jajangmyeon and cheap soju in Denmark
> not just having a sip of vodka every now and then
The juice that's leftover after you boil corn cobs
>>54232542
She can't wait to eat it.
>>54231135
i do it with weed.
I smoke kush
>>54239609
I know all this. Some true some not, it really depends.
What i am interested in is if there are job opportunities for foreigners in this business and how well it pays.
But u guess I came to the wrong place to ask about that. Not many of them post here.
>>54231842
>glenfiddich
>refined
3/10 made me reply
Who caliphate of germany here?
>>54241846
Is that shit any good or is it just red bull for web developers?
Blue moon with an orange
>>54231135
The fuck are you talking about? Soju and sake taste bitter as fuck and worse have a weird aftertaste.
Fuck that shite. Had to sit through some bar meetings during my internship and the old fucks wouldn't get respectable alchohol. Never again.
i've tried it. it's only useful for maths, not programming.
>>54242007
smoke a pack of cheap cigs to the half, put the rest in a bowl and let it stand outsite while it rains.
The next day you have drink your first nice sip of club mate
