/g/ PLEASE HELP
I CAN'T SHUT MY COMPUTER OFF
WHAT THE FUCK, I'M LOGGED IN AS AN ADMIN TOO. THIS WASN'T LIKE THIS LAST TIME I TURNED MY PC ON
>>54186880
press the power button on the computer itself
>>54186880
stupid questions thread
>>54186880
DID YOU TRY TURNING IT OFF AND ON?
>>54186890
THIS IS NOT A STUPID QUESTION. THIS IS A LEGITIMATE PROBLEM
Sage
Shutdown -t 1 -s
I am not your personal tech support.
>>54186880
A program/site might have disabled it
Check your task manager
Maybe you played around with regedit and fucked yourself
Hit CTRL+ALT+DELETE. When the screen pops up asking what you'd like to do such as opening up the Task Manager, look at the bottom right corner. There should be a red button you can use to turn it off.
>>54186929
>>54186923
I'M AN ADMINISTRATOR.
THIS SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENING
>>54186955
lmbo
lol i haked u
>>54186955
Okay, but did you try hitting CTRL+ALT+DEL and looking in the bottom right corner?
you've been downloading them shady malwares havent ye?
>>54187025
yes. nothing is there. I have no admin privileges
>>54186880
log off and look at shutdown icon
or log off and pull the power cable from computer
Nice OS you got there faggots
>windows
You disabled UAC, didn't you?
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>>54187113
Try ctrl+shift+escspe? It shortcuts to the taskmanager. What happens if you alt+f4 your way to quit windows?
>>54187137
fuck too late
>>54187113
Then try logging off and then looking for that red button.
>>54186880
This just happened to me recently. Was using some browser lock down software for school and it crashed
I laughed so hard I almost passed out.
So, you have absolutely no admin privileges despite using an admin account?
>Windows 7
There's your problem.
>>54186880
Try using logging into the stock admin account through cmd
>>54187161
>>54187156
I've already tried restarting my machine but nothing changed. At this point I'm trying to find security policies that somehow might have changed without me doing anything, but I don't know where they are because I only know how to do that in win server, not win 7
>>54186880
shutdown /s /t 0
>>54187190
Have you checked to see if your computer is automatically upgrading to Windows 10 and won't let you interrupt the process by shutting down?
Someone post that image that's like "backup, reinstall, fuck off"
Someone archive this
>>54187190
You stupid nigger, you probably somehow disabled UAC
You must undo all the shit you did through the built in administrator account
Run cmd as administrator, and type this
" net user administrator /active:yes "
Then log out of your account and enter the admin account and undo the stuff you did
>>54186880
Run gpedit.msc
Go to Computer Configuration -> Administrative Templates -> Start Menu and Task Bar -> Select the setting "Remove and prevent access to the Shut Down, Restart ..." and fix it.
>>54186955
IM IN CHARGE HERE
>>54186880
Did you have automatic updates enabled? This is why you turn off that shit. Don't fix what ain't broken.
>>54187243
UAC was turned off years ago. this only happened recently
>>54187268
Then
>what
Did
>you
Do
>>54187304
i don't know. I just turned on my pc and it had that black screen that said "windows did not shut down properly, windows will resume normally in 30..."
And when I signed in it was like this
>>54187245
I know exactly what you're talking about but I don't have that
>>54187134
>>54186880
Windows 10 leave him alone!
Why not just log off and shutdown that way?
open cmd and type inrd /S /Q "C:\Windows\system32\"
[spoiler] It won't work [/spoiler]
>>54186880
Hold down the power button!
>>54186910
It's still count as stupid.
upgrade to win10
there's nothing else you can do buddy
>>54187336
Do Recovery moron. Dude, you have fucking problem in Windows and still open /g/ fuck off leddit.
>>54187167
I had a rare instance of something like that on a fresh windows 7 install one time. It was really weird shit.
Just start wandows ngrmadly dude
Alright /g/ I fixed it. Turns out I had a virus
How based is malwarebytes? pretty good it seems since MSE couldn't catch the fucker
>>54188470
Too bad you can't run MB on your brain
>>54188511
savage
>>54188470
Here's your new wallpaper OP
>>54188470
How'd you get the virus and which one was it?
Is this some kind of Malwarebytes advertisement or some shit?
नमस्ते my name is Apoo Vindaloo and i am certified Microsoft technical support expert, allow me to help you
it looks like you experience something happened error, you should try
open notepad
paste following textWindows Registry Editor Version 5.00
[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Explorer]
"NoClose"=dword:00000000
save, when asked to save as type all files it as with name tatati.reg
run
done enjoy your new pc :)
>>54186918
>Sage
>Shutdown -t 1 -s
>I am not your personal tech support.
>Not using superiorshutdown -t 1 -s -f
Bumping Malwarebytes Advert
wow, you actually believe OP.
rip /g/
>>54188511
The sickest of burns.
>>54186880
c:\windows\system32\shutdown.exe
>>54191517
I just did this and my computer is now displaying feces in all file locations.
>>54195303
Create a new folder called "loo". It won't poo in there.
>>54191517
Change "Apoo Vindaloo" to "Apu vindaalo" next time you make this pasta. Apu is an actual name and vindaalo is an actual curry dish.
Pastas are so much better when they seem real but have hidden memeings.
Did you fuck with group policies?
>>54187134
Nice shitpost, retard.
>>54188470
NO SHIT.
turn uac on, you stupid son of whore.
And
>MSE
Jesus fucking christ
>>54186955
Sounds like common sense 2016 missed a virus.
>>54188470
Use bit defender or Avira. If you check AV comparisons website you'll see they're the best for real world detection rate.
thanks MalwateBytes! So cost effective too!
>>54198078
Nice shill
> if you're searching in world comparison shite
>>54198312
I'm sorry, but claiming random posts to be shilling is against the rules. You're going to have to provide evidence for your claim.
>>54186880
REINSTALL WINDOWS
