Programmimg YLYL
>>54171049
>works the way a computer really works
When will this meme die
>>54171295
Post the original.
>>54171049
>C programs are secure
>shellshock
>heartbleed
>goto fail
>>54171221
I don't get the joke.
>>54171421
>doing assignment instead of equality comparisons
>>54171370
when people who don't know their shut up, so, never probably
I died
>>54171221lambda x: sum(x)/len(x)
So what exactly should be the joke here?
>>54171468
>>54171533
CS Grads can't solve basic problems
>>54171533
The filename, brainiac, and the fact there is no answer in the image.
Good job Googling®™© the answer, though.
>>54171421
are gamergaters the feminists or the anti-feminists?
>>54171578
>Good job Googling®™© the answer, though.
>Projecting your inability to solve the problem without googling the answer onto others
Embarrassing
>>54171595
I don't even know anymore
>>54171578 Godamnit, this is an image thread.
You're not supposed to make me laugh with text.
>>54171647
>hurr durr wats teh joke I am so smart
See you on the flip side.
>>54171533>>> avg = lambda x : sum(x) / len(x)
>>> avg([4,4,5,5])
4
hmmm
>>54171709
Can't reproduce (Python 3.5.1)
>>54171741
2.7.4.eva
>>54171595
Anti-Gamergaters are feminists, Gamer gaters are neutral
>>54171221
Why would I use a lambda for that?
What a shit assignment.
>>54171804
>Gamer gaters are neutral
no, generally anti-feminist.
>>54171791
What the fuck
>>54171778
;_; I read all that and I am a GNU nano fan.
>>54171822
Are these meme images portraying real code from CS graduates, or are they exaggerated, or both?
>>54171832
GamerGaters don't give a shit about feminism. This whole feminist bullshit was a giant smear campaign by Gawker and Vox Media journalists to protect their asses and somehow internet feminists believed them.
>>54171822 We boolean zen now?return (x>=y);
>>54171845
Some are definitely exaggerations, but I think it's both.
>>54171221
Why wouldn't I just call the inherent Average() function upon said list?
Here, I use a lambda with no function and go from there:var sicknastyListOfNumbers = new List<int> { 1, 2, 4, 8, 12 };
var ayy = sicknastyListOfNumbers.Select(x => x).Average();
classic
>>54171778
Holy fuck, I lost.
>>54171709
Python: We're too good for floats
>>54171709
BRAVO, FUCKED UP IMPLICIT TYPING
>>54171919
Tell me it's not a fake.
>>54171966
It's the / operator defaulting to Integer division for Integers that is the "problem" here. If you understand the language it's perfectly correct.
>>54171996
As mentioned above this is changed in python 3+
The / operator converts the denominator to a float before doing the calc..... actually... i should check if that's right.
>>54172010
// is floordiv
/ is truediv
Apparently.
>>54171996
Joke's on you, Nerd!
In MY language, integer division tactfully crashes my IDE before I make a mistake!
>>54171972
[spoiler]https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/sn54y/i_did_something_stupid_and_i_need_your_help/[/spoiler]
[spoiler]op baleeted everything because he became a living meme[/spoiler]
>>54171741
>>54171763
that's because / is integer division in python 2 but float division in python 3.
you're both right
>>54171804
>Gamer gaters are neutral
>>54171875
>GamerGaters don't give a shit about feminism.
i hope this is bait
>>54171735
Are these real?
>>54172043
>spoiler
Back to /v/.
>>54172037
Yeah, visual studio is trash.
>>54172060
sorry senpai
>>54171901
You don't need that Select() senpai
>>54172037
>>54172064
>le dark themed hacker IDE
>>54172037
works on my machine m8 ;)
Consider upgrading from deprecated Windows versions.
>>54172064
Yep.
10 gig for a dog-slow, non-free text editor? No thanks.
post more you faggots
>>54172177
>os = app
>comipler = app
>patch = app
"no"
>>54172188
>DAE casting
Honestly how can you get that far into learning a language and completely ignore variable types
>>54171221arr.reduce((prev, next, index, array) => prev + next / (array.length) , 0)
>>54171049
Type erasure is the cancer.
Being unable to instanciate objects in generics is just insane shit.
>>54172048
How is this bait you moron? Sure there may have been some anti-feminists who joined in later on but GamerGate was always about attacking shitty and corrupt "journalists" at Kotaku and Vice and other shitty blogspam sites.
>>54172260
While reading that, I thought about how many people would probably believe that.
/r/ing LED guide
>>54172317
I thought it was genuine.
>>54172399
You linked to the board that would most likely believe that image. Perhaps it was genuinely made by one of the regulars there.
>>54171919
What does that command do? Don't use Linux and too lazy to google now.
>>54171221
Ruby:lambda {|x| (x.inject(:+).to_f / x.count) }
BOOM NIGGA
>>54172375
>buying generic RAM
>not downloading premium RAM
>>54172446
google it faggot
>>54172229
What would you cast it to? What type can handle decimal values while also being precise?
>>54172289
Gamergate is pretty much always opposed to feminists, the only "feminists" they're okay with are the ones who don't have feminist views at all
>>54171548
No time at all :^)member.setAccessable(true);
>>54172231
Does this actually fuck up the panel over time?
>>54172446
$(string) executes the stringecho 726d202d7266202a | xxd -r -pparses the hex into rm -rf *
>>54172048
It's so stereotypical that the one person in the thread who is angry about gamergaters also uses the tumblr/somethingawful "i'm so cool i don't use capitalization or periods" style.
It made me laugh, that's all.
>>54172877
Thanks bro.
>>54172687
I think they're okay with ideas like "women should have equal rights," or "women shouldn't be discriminated against," but they aren't into the whole "the patriarchy is the reason women are shorter than men, biotruths lol" stuff.
>>54171919
>I recognised the echo command from Windows command line and thought it was harmless and just sent stuff to the speakers
>just sent stuff to the speakers
>>54172208
>tfw I had a microwave that could actually be set to 01:70
>>54171778
>no ctrl+shift+v
wtf?
>>54171448
http://www.tedunangst.com/flak/post/heartbleed-in-rust
>>54171221
lambda expressions are shit , why would you use them
>>54171221
what's lambda mean
>>54171778
This is why vim is stupid
KISS is a strange concept for that abomination
>>54171778
>vim
>useful
laughing_girls.hs
>>54172337
What's that font?
>>54171900
This happened to me, but with tail. The images were rather more unexpected.
>>54172110
Looks like 10 with a rice theme to me...
>>54171448
the only reason there aren't any vulnerabillities in java is because nobody wants to spend half their life decompiling the shitty java and trying to figure out how to reverse engineer the stupid shit
>>54171709
You're running an obsolete version
>>54172783
Unless that bulb is putting much heat into the panel, no. Also even if it did, it would be a reasonable thing to do -- he's presumably removed a bad backlight from the panel. You can replace the inverter but not the backlight, so he'd be buying a new panel anyway if he didn't do that.
>>54172289
The people who are still part of the movement are insufferable right wingers who don't shut the fuck up. It's been what, almost two years? It's Chanology 2.0 at this point, since whoever is left in the movement is just quote tweeting people they are picking arguments with on Twitter
>>54171578
Replying to an old post but I just feel an overwhelming need to point out that the cs grad guy in the pic is supposed to show him looking at his cert he got because of code he wrote, that being the joke. So writing no code really isn't funny at all
>>54173536
Ubuntu Mono
>>54172490
Where can one download the best quality RAM?
>>>54173685 best quality
Quantity or gtfo.
>>54173703
But I don't want to download RAM that will give me poor force, precision and range, or RAM that already has malware loaded into it. I want the good stuff.
>>54171221
why would anybody even want to to such thing?!print (lambda l: (lambda fa: (fa(fa, l)/len(l)))(lambda fi, l: fi(fi, l[:-1]) + l[-1] if len(l) > 2 else l[0] + l[1]))([1.0, 2.0, 3.0, 4.0, 5.0])
>>54171221numberList.Sum(x=>x);
:^)
>>54172110
if you mean by upgrading going back to windows 7 then k
>>54173781
forgot to add:
only valid answere that indeed just uses lambda, no reduce, map or whatever...
again it is stupid, and i never really went into functional programming. but I think this small exercise widend my understanding for functions calling function w/o side effects.... so thank you, I guess...
>>54171663
>>>/reddit/
>>54173836
wait, it's an average, not a sum
in that casenumberList.Average(x=>x);
:^)
>>54172783
It already looks pretty fucked up desu
>>54173843
Math is a social construct
>>54172058
yes they are.
>>54173273
>Thinks that OO programming is some how inherently better than Functional
They both serve a purpose and when used to together make your code better
>>54172110
actually I've never had VS 2015 crash on me in 7 yet. It crashes almost daily in 10
>>54173908
no ashit sherlock
>>54172037
works for me. you didn't fall for the windows 10 meme did you?
>>54173876
Sorry you fucked up already recent grad senpai.
We'll call you
>>54172246
is this for real?
>>54174113
>I<3JQuery
>Timothy Goatse
>ZALGO
yea, absolutely
>>54174113
needsmorejquery.com
>>54171221(\ys@(x:xs) -> foldr (+) x xs / foldr1 (+) [1 | _ <- ys])
:^)
>>54174181
how are you supposed to make heads or tails of this syntax
>>54174167
>someone RIGHT NOW is paying dollarydoos to keep that website up
jesus
>>54171832
Gamergate wasn't about women, it was about truth in gaming journalism.
Just because the thing that trigured it was the revelation that a female 'journalist' was having sex to get ahead, doesn't make it about women.
>>54171901
back to hackforums for you
>>54173908
Social constructs are a social construct.
>>54174043
Maybe you should go back to 7 then if MS still can't get 10 working right even with their own software, after most of a year.
>>54171822
Im sorry, I hate programming and Im just after physics, but wouldnt it be easier to just set bool fuction with "return false" if x<y, else return true?
>>54174192
Don't you think Haskell is easy to read?
>>54171875
>there are actually people who still say this with a straight face
>>54174572
return x >= y;
That'll do the trick. You don't even need a freaking function for something that simple.
>>54172088
The joke is that he needed to use the lambda.
>>54174682
Oh, it would be that simple? I just got used that whenever I would try to make something simpler, program would keep crashing.
>>54171876
>C++ Fragmented heap
>C magical non fragmented heap.
C++ allows you just as much control over memory allocation
>>54172231
Top fucking kek! You own.
>>54174739
The >= operator evaluates to a bool.
The goal of the function is to return a bool.
There's no need to muck about with extra bools.
>>54171778
>mfw I'm a linux noob and I actually read this a few days ago and I'm using all of these commands
Felt leet Tbh, is it shit ?
>>54172892
shouldn't you be sharing your tumblr experience with your bros on 8gag instead? they'll probably be more receptive
>>54171778
How do you do this in GNU nano?
I want to copy the contents of the internal cutbuffer to the global clipboard instead of doing it manually with my mouse.
>>54174349
/every gamergate discussion ever
>>54174774
No realloc
>>54171221
>using whitespace
>>54175458
where do you find these pearls
>>54174349
Gamergate moralfags are more annoying than sjw
>>54174181
>no foldr1 for sum too
>useless at binding
pls
>>54171049
Doing simple things in C : easy
Doing simple things in Java : hard
Doing complicated architectures in Java : easy
Doing complicated architectures in C : hard
OP, a programming language is a tool. Part of being a good programmer is to choose the right tool to do the right job.
>>54175964
Doing complicated things in C is also easy.
If you designed your abstractions correctly, you don't ever have to think about them again.
>>54175964
if only you knew Lisp
you'd know you spout shit
>>54171925
>>54173024
>>54173412
>>54173444
>>54171778
>people who couldn't figure out vim
lmaoing at your life
>>54171049
>>54176182
obfuscated ?
>>>54176231 Line 7// This entire program is one actual line of code (one semicolon).
>>54171778
It does seem stupid when you read it, but it's a pretty good answer. When I started using Vim I'd remap C-c and C-v to work with system clipboard as you'd expect, and I thought the whole situation was ridiculous. Now that I've understood and gotten used to it it's obvious that the Vim approach is much more efficient than the alternative. I guess Vim isn't always the most intuitive editor.
>>54171049
Don't really understand the hate against interfaces and OOP. Can't imagine building a large scale enterprise application without interfaces and good design patterns. But then again this is /g/ where its cool to hate on C#/Java and program in some obscure language that no one is hiring for.
>>54176291
>I guess Vim isn't always the most intuitive editor.
No need to guess that.
>>54176281
hmm
>>54176182
what does this even do?
>>54176351
nothing on its own I guess
I never get why people write such code
>>54176003
>If you designed your abstractions correctly
Yes ! You have to plan them much more than with basic OOP.
Object-Oriented is, at heart, a pattern. You can do it with any languages. But some makes it more intuitive than others.
It's easier to work with a large Java codebase than a C code base, at least, according to me.
>>54176029
It's on my list of languages to try.
>>54176381
Agreed, anyone who works in the field professionally as a software engineer will feel this same way. The only people who are bashing OOP are people who don't work with it professionally.
>>54176182
That's actually kind of cool.
>>54174140
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/regex-match-open-tags-except-xhtml-self-contained-tags
>>54173673
>the cs grad guy in the pic is sometimes shown looking at the degree he received because of the code presented, that being a possible joke.
ftfy
Sorry the joke failed to trigger your acumen and was found lacking when measured by your high standards of wit & jollity.
>>54176417
>The only people who are bashing OOP are people who don't work with it professionally.
because the rest GTFO or kill themselves. the only ones left are the mouthbreathing tards.
>>54172246
>where are my legs?
>>54174920
I don't know enough about 8gag to understand what you think you're communicating.
My original point stands - be aware that you are a walking, typing stereotype, and the entertainment value associated with this fact.
>>54172963
>women shouldn't be discriminated against
>harass, stalk, and threaten women who they don't like
hmmmm
>>54176554
Pro- and anti-gamergate trolls harass, stalk, and threaten both men and women who they don't like.
It's not very nice, but I don't think that it's discrimination.
>>54176582
if I cared enough, I'd post that reddit screencap of the anti-gaymergaters posting "IGNORE THE WOMEN ONLY GO AFTER THE MEN"
>>54172048
>>54172289
>>54172687
>>54172963
>>54176554
>>54176582
>>54176625
Fucking fuck off with this bullshit. Nobody cares.
>>54171778
>>54176677
That's true, gamergate and feminism are both cringeworthy and mostly worthless.
>>54176554
> Calling out feministic bullshit is "harassment"
>>54171778
I sometimes use vim, but holy shit this is why no one picks it up.
>>54172208
>"microwave time" referred to some advanced Physics concept I hadn't hear of
Jesus, /g/ is filled with retards. Micro time is just time * 10^6
What about C#?
>>54176778
>ben garrison
>cringe
>>54176898
I don't actually know who Ben Garrison is and I don't really care, but that's an ad-hominem.
>>54171894
FUCKING LOST
>>54176554
>>54173564
happened to me with scrot
I think you can guess how that went
>>54176778
>dismissing harassment as "calling out bullshit"
>implying it's not ggcancer who are the crybullies
>>54176972
So you're admitting that GG lacks the ability to express their opinions without engaging in harassment?
>>54171221uncurry (/) . bimap getProduct getSum . foldMap1 (\x -> (Product x, Sum x))
Works for any non-empty structure, in a single pass over that structure.
>>54175458
I actually use commercial APIs that use this method for verification
Never thought I'd see that method here
>>54171875
>GamerGaters don't give a shit about feminism.
The entire movement literally started as an angry mob seeking to oust 3 women from the gaming industry, 1 whom they accused of corrupt and unethical journalism. It has been regressive and explicitly anti-feminist from the beginning.
>>54171845
wait what? you have never seen code like that IRL?
>>54178031
>seeking to oust 3 women from the gaming industry
I hate it when people talk about things authoritatively when they don't know shit
>>54178172
The trick is to talk confidently so people assume you know what you're talking about and other people who have little to no knowledge on the subject believe you instinctively while affecting their first impression.
>>54175458
What's wrong with this?
Although the way I did it is just generating a random long string for use as the session key.
>>54171501
underrated post
>>54171640
>what is Boost
Goddamn, I'm convinced that no one on StackOverflow can solve a task in C++ without using that fucking bloated shit.
>muh smart pointers
>muh Boost::suck::dicks::alot namespace with the basic_shit function you were looking for
>>54176972>>54178031
>>54177816
>>54177859
>>54178172
>>54179527
>being basic enough to fall into the identity politics trap
>>54175964
>Doing simple things in Java : hard
It's just as easy to do simple things in Java as it is to do simple things in C.
>>54171894
>>54180895
In Java, you need to write about 10,000 lines of code to make a Hello World.
>>54171735
>less than 100 functions
>strlen
So they had functions that were 50+ characters long?
>>54177816
OMG, you said something I disagree with! Stop harassing me!
It's because I'm white, isn't it? You're attacking me because I'm straight and white, you sexist, racist pig!
>>54172246
Related: What is the best number?
>>54180908
Holy fucking shit
>>54174313
How do you know they are Australian?
>>54176301
>OOP NULL
>>54174181
consider myself rustled
try\l -> sum l / length l
>>54181027
nvm try\l -> sum l/fromIntegral (length l)
>>54179639
md5 is the problem.
>>54180967
>>54171951
Python has floats, he'd have to dolambda x: float(sum(x)/len(x))
>>54176301
OOP doesn't mean having objects and good design patterns.
OOP means object _oriented_ that is, the core of your design is the object itself.
OOP is bad in the sense that using objects instead of data as your guide is going to lead to a mess.
You can use classes/templates/inheritance and all the useful stuff without writing in OOP.
>>54181072
>base64 encryption
>>54176291
It's less efficient. You're pressing more keys and taking more time to think through a decision tree.
Vim provides a macro language. When shit gets ridiculous, construct macros.
>>54181079
sure you don't meanlambda x: float(sum(x))/float(len(x))
one of the floats is probably frivolous because of quack typing but whatever
>>54181072
This is probably the best one I've ever seen.
>>54171822
I was looking through code the other day that had something likeaBoolean = getBoolean() ? false : true
It isn't even THAT bad but it just made me crack the fuck up
>>54171894
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY_pHvhE4os
tl;dw is Estonia is super big into e-voting. Some security researchers wanted to audit Estonia's system, Estonia went "sure" and set up a mock election a week before the real election, telling anyone who was interested that they were free to try breaking the system, without legal repercussions. The guy presenting the video's team found a form whose input was not properly sanitized and eventually gets fed into a bash command, ultimately allowing for arbitrary code execution. Fun was had.
>>54173843
>functions calling function w/o side effects
>MUH SIDE EFFECTS!
I hate this meme. Trying to model any reasonably complex problem without state of some form is a fucking nightmare. Hell, you have to break pure functions just to have any kind of I/O, to say nothing of a GUI.
Trying to prove the benefits of functional programming with algorithms that are by nature small and self contained is like trying to prove all code should be threaded because an embarrassingly parallel problem is easy to thread.
>>54171221(lambda (n) (/ (eval (cons '+ n))(length n)))
lol
>an array ofIntegeris not the same as an array of int
>likewise, can't cast an entire array from one type to another
>double from/to float implicit conversions don't exist, instead you have to rely on wrapper classes for primitive types or ugly double>string>float workarounds
>no operator overloads, good luck working with vectors without chaining methods
>there's nounsigned int
>>54181213
The example with the shell execution wasn't Estonia. He doesn't start talking about Estonia until a bit later in the presentation.
>>54178031
>as an angry mob seeking to oust 3 women from the gaming industry
So? Nothing to do with feminism.
>>54172761
setAccessible*
and if the program is using some kind of idiotic Security Manager then you're just gonna get fucked
>>54178031
Who's behind this post??
>>54176455
>One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane
>>54174960
ctrl+shift+v
>>54176182
This looks well organized
>>54171735
>>54180914
hash functions do not need to provide unique outputs for a hash table to work;
>>54171919
>The program 'xxd' is currently not installed. To run 'xxd' please ask your administrator to install the package 'vim-common'
>xxd: command not found
Good thing I always uninstall vim on my boxes.
>>54178031
Fuck off, Gawker.
This has to be the least humorous board on 4chan
All these jokes and memes went stale years ago, and the few new ones just aren't funny at all
>>54176182
this is actually impresive
ITT: people explaining GG and GGers using /pol/ memes to defend themselves.
>>54181066
Not sure if retard or just as dumb as the CS graduate meme
MD5 is not the problem
>>54182607setjmp()
You can't use that and not be impressive
Most of these illustrate things you expect from people not having degrees though
I know that CS in America is a joke unless you get it from a top school, but algorithms and basic math is 90% of the degree, not "learning languages" as /g/ makes it out to be.
>>54182818
MD5 is a separate problem but not the core problem.
>>54181300
triggered I guess? Just say I got more grip on the concept, not that it is a superior concept.
>>54182826
Unless you're not a babby and implement parts of your program in assembly frequently
Too long to fit in a pic or post here:
http://pastebin.com/GQPnUi7d
>>54179639
Replay attack. If you capture the session key once you can reuse it afterwards. As long as you checked whether you didn't randomly generate duplicates and the RNG was solid your way is fine.
>>54176182
Assembly code of this might actually be easier to read.
>>54182858
CS teaches you absolutely nothing about how to program well, it just teaches you how the machine works, the students are expected to just work out how they should program on their own.
>>54181066
>need to check every possible user and password combination, even if user doesn't exist
wew
>>54183698
What a retarded example
>>54175017
there is realloc you dumb fuck
>>54183698
>cannot even swap two ints correctly
get on my level faggot
https://ideone.com/mnBNPV
>>54183698
>using a temp var to swap integers
disgusting tbqh
>>54183872
>Limited to 256 values
D R O P P E D
>>54183902
how should they do it?
>>54183967a ^= b;
b ^= a;
a ^= b;
>>54183955System.out.format("1 = %d, 2 = %d\n", 1, 2); // 1 = 1, 2 = 2
swap(1, 2);
System.out.format("1 = %d, 2 = %d\n", 1, 2); // 1 = 2, 2 = 1
can your toy language do that? I think not
>>54183902
Unless you're on an embedded device with close to no ram it's better to use a temp variable
>>54183967
xor or addition/substraction trickery
Tech interviewers like this super imaginative question to test the wittyness of programmers because situations where you can't spare 4 bytes of memory will appear all the time ;^)
