/g/ greentext your past phones
In order from first to most recent
> LG Optimus
> HTC Thunderbolt
> ZTE Whirl
> Motorola Moto G 1st Generation
> Samsung Galaxy SIII
My actual phone
>be me with lg g3
>fantastic phone
>friends come and touches his balls, not though the pants, directly skin to skin
>touches my phone
>what the fuck
>take phone
>napkings
>water and degreaser
>start rubbing my phone as hell
>rubbing
>rubbing even more
>finish
>can see water behind the camera lens
>buttons behind the phone start working badly
>sometimes work, sometimes they dont
>tfw not even mad, at least no balls germs on it
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>nokia C5-03
>Lumia 520
That's it.
I don't even know why i own a smartphone.
>>54107894
>nokia brick
>another nokia brick that can play mp3's
>nokia e63
>lumia 520
>lumia 530 (piece of shit worse than previous model)
>Motorola W260G
>LG BlackBerry knockoff
>Samsung slider
>Kyocera BlackBerry knockoff
>Android Dev Phone 1
>Goophone S5
>BlackBerry Q10
>>54107973
Stfu
Newest to oldest:
>Triband Galaxy S3
>HTC Desire 610
>Sanyo 2700
>LG Optimus S
>Samsung Gravity 2
>Pantech Matrix
>Nokia 6820 (Objectively coolest design for a phone ever)
>Some bullshit flip phone
>Some bullshit candybar phone.
>>54109852
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little pony? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in magic kindergarten, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Nightmare Moon, and I have over 300 confirmed friendships. I am trained in magic warfare and I’m the top pony in the entire Equestrian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another friend. I will wipe you the fuck out with friendship the likes of which has never been seen before on Equestria, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Ponynet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pegasi across Equestria and your hoofprints are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, pony. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed friendship, but I have access to the entire arsenal of ponies and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable flank off the face of the continent, you little pony. If only you could have known what magical friendship your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn pony. I will shit friendship all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, pony.
>nokia brick
>moto razr flip phone
>nokia e71
>lg optimus q
>shitty samsung android
>galaxy s3
>htc one m7
>galaxy s4
>htc one m8
> Droid Turbo
> LG MyTouch Q
> Galaxy Ace 2 X
> Galaxy Note 2
> Zenfone 2 + Nexus 5
>lg voyager
>lg octane
>motorola moto x
>motorola moto x v2
>motorola nexus 6
was gonna move to a 6p relatively soon until i realized i've used three different smartphones in three years
>>54107894
Sony z300a
HTC Surround
Lumia 900 (fell in beer)
Lumia 900 (stolen)
Lumia 520
Lumia 640
>>54111652
Oh, iPhone 1 between z300a and htc surround
>>54107894
>Nokia 6061
>some Samsung flip phone, broke within 2 weeks
>Nokia 6133
>HTC Excalibur/T-Mobile Dash
>HTC Dream/ G1
>HTC Magic/Mytouch 3G
>Samsung Galaxy S 4G
>LG G2x, worst fucking phone I've ever owned
>Galaxy Nexus
>Galaxy Note 2
>Nexus 5
>Nexus 6
>Nexus 6P
>>54107894
iPhone 3Gs
Samsung SII Epic 4g Touch
Samsung Galaxy S3
Samsung Note 3
>LG Chocolate
>LG I can't remember the name of
>iPhone 4
>HTC Rezound
>SGS3
>LG G4
>Nexus 4
That's it and all I'll ever have
>2006: LG enV (Unbeatable Tankphone 10/10)
>2009: LG enV Touch (This is terrible)
>2011: HTC Thunderbolt (Fuck yeah 4G, and Verizon and HTC surely won't screw me with updates!)
>2014: Moto X 2013 Dev (Moto is owned by Google now! Now nobody can screw me out of updates!)
>2016: Nexus 5X (OK, if THIS device gets screwed somehow I'm jumping ship to iPhone.)
>>54107935
Fucking sperg
Theres
No
Such
Thing
As
Balls
Germs
Youre just an autist and possibly a homosex
Also
>be me
>lg g3
Feel bad for you breaking the best value second hand phone of all time, and by feel bad for i mean shout laughing at
> LG Rumor
> Samsung Galaxy S2
> Nexus 4
> Nexus 5
>Motorola C168i Go Phone (charging port died. I miss this phone)
>Motorola SLVR (speaker died)
>Sony Erricson W580i (Dropped in my tea)
>Sony Erricson W910i (borrowed from my dad for a few weeks)
>Samsung a107 Go Phone (Lost it somewhere. Didnt need a phone so i didnt care)
>Moto G 1st gen (boost) (currently sitting on a shelf. Too lazy to fix the bootloop shit caused by cyanogenmod encryption)
>$25/yr VoIP landline via NetTalk
>Lumia 640 Go Phone (Used as a music player)
>>54110119
One more time pls
>>54107894
>2009 or so: htc dream
>2011: iphone 4s
>2014: xperia Z3
>2016: already ordered xiaomi mi 5, can't wait for it to be delivered
>>54109832
You're a sadist
>>54107894
>Motorola Razr
>Samsung SGH A737
>Samsung Solstice A887
>LG G3
2006
>samsung SGH-D407
2008
>Sony Ericsson W580i
2011
>HTC Aria
2012
>Motorola Flipout
2012
>Samsung Focus Flash
2014
>Lumia 520
2015
>Lumia 635
current
>Lumia 640
I also have a Sharp Aquos Crystal that I use to play with android
>some flip phone, can't remember
>motorola droid pro
>iphone 5
>iphone 5s
>samsung galaxy s5
>Nokia c3
>traded Nokia for a fucked up allview p5 quad.
>traded that allview + cash for an LG f60
>bought a samsung galaxy grand prime
>bought a Lenovo a6010
>traded Samsung Galaxy grand prime and the LG f60 for a:
Sony Xperia z5. Thank god I made it here.
>Nokia 3330 - 2003
First phone, got it from mom used
>Nokia 5140 - 2006
Got it from dad used
>Nokia 5230 - 2010
First phone I bought new from the store
>Nokia Lumia 520 - 2013
First "real" smartphone
>iPhone 4S - 2014
Liked it but the battery life was trash
>iPhone 5S - 2014
Way better battery and overall experience
>Xiaomi Redmi N3P - 2016
The ultimate chinkphone, still need to wait for the bootloader unlock
>>54107894
>lumia 800
>iphone.shit
>another lumia
>galaxy s5
>currently galaxy s7 4 gigs o ram :^)
>>54111618
Oh man I wanted an LG Voyager so bad way back when. Was it as shitty as I imagine it must have been?
Anyway my list:
>Kyocera KX414
>Motorola RAZR V3
>Samsung Moment
>Samsung Epic 4G
>Samsung Galaxy Nexus
>Nokia Lumia 521
>Nokia Lumia 810
>LG G2
>Moto G 3rd gen
This is excluding ones that had problems immediately. About a month ago I bought a BLU Life One X, screen developed a dead zone within 2 days. I guess that's what I get for being a poorfag.
Also the Samsung Moment was by far the worst phone I've ever used. It lost the ability to connect to wifi at random, requiring a reboot, and the GPS just never worked at all.
>>54111837
You're probably good until Android P or whatever.
>Motorola T725
>Motorola e815
>LG VX9900-O
>Droid 2 Global
>Galaxy S4
>Nexus 5X
Probably could've done worse.
>old samsung slide
>nokia v220 x2
>some other nokia flip x2
>lg shine x2
>sony ericsson
>iphone 3g
>samsung galaxy s captivate x2
>samsung note 2
> iphone 4
>htc one m7
>motorola moto g 2015
>moto x play
had way higher hopes for the moto g but i fucked up and bought the version that only had one gb of ram.
Some old Nokia style Brick
Some really early Sony Ericsson
A Sony Ericson with a really shitty touchscreen
An iPhone 4
A Note 3
Soon either a S7 or a Huawei P9
>Nokia Iforgetthenumber
>Nokia 1100
>Nokia 1110i
>Nokia N73
>HTC HD2
>Samsung Note 3
>>54107973
Did not read
siemens mt50
siemens mc60
Nokia 3330
Nokia 7250 (best looking phone ever)
Nokia ngage
Nokia 7610 (second best looking phone ever)
Nokia ngage qd
Nokia n95
Nokia N900(still use this with debian chroot)
HTC hd7
Htc hd2 (I miss this)
Lumia 920
Jolla
Sony Xperia z3
Throw in some Motorola flip phones that were pretty decent as well.
>X number of shitty flip phones I can't remember
>Samsung Instinct, horrible iPhone "competitor"
>Samsung Epic 4G (Galaxy S I with flip out keyboard)
>HTC Droid DNA
>LG Nexus 5 (Current)
>One Plus X (Arriving hopefully tomorrow)
>LG Chocolate flip (shared with brother)
>LG Chocolate Slide (best phone, had scroll wheel thing that had cool af lights, absolute tank)
>Samsung Galaxy Apollo (budget fuckin awful phone that had over 1s response time to any touch even with roots)
>Galaxy SIII (went through a screen, battery, and microphone)
>Nexus 5X (it's K)
I miss the days when phones had style beyond big screen slates. Moto RAZR/LG Shine days were awesome man
>>54107894
>iphone 3g
>htc evo 3d
>galaxy s4
>note 3
>opo
>iphone 5s
>iphone 6
>iphone 6s+
I fucking hate ios with a passion, but continuity to send and take calls on my imac and macbook is fucking worth.
Oldest to newest:
Galaxy S1
Galaxy S3
Galaxy S4
Nexus 7 2013 as a tablet
Moto x pure 32GB
>>54107894
>big black and gold nokia brick
>little blue nokia brick that had that bouncy ball game on it, that you had to jump through the hoops
>Sony Ericsson something
>Huawei something or other
>Samsung Acer
>Samsung S3
>Samsung S6 Edge
>Motorola E365
>Sony Ericsson K700i
>Motorola V3x
>Sony Ericsson Xperia X8
>Moto G 2014
>Moto G 2015
>Nokia brick, it looked very similar to a Nokia 1110i, but I forget the exact model
>Pic related
>Xperia U
>LG G3
I wonder what my next phone will be.
>some cheap ass Sony Ericsson
>Sony Ericsson K610i
>some shitty Samsung with capacitive touch screen without wifi
>Galaxy S2
>Sony Z3C
>iPhone SE
>Nokia 6230
>Nokia 6230i
>Sony Ericsson S302
>Sony Ericsson K810i
>Sony Ericsson W995
>HTC Touch Diamond
>Samsung Galaxy S
>iPhone 6
>Oneplus One
>>54107894
>nokia 3310
>sony erricson k850i
>galaxy 5
>huawei something
>another huawei
>Redmi Note 1
>>54112640
Nah, that's a touchscreen user
>Some flip phone I can't remember the name of
>LG Versa
>HTC Thunderbolt
>Galaxy S3
>HTC One M8
>LG G5
what's a good phone like?
>>54114388
Oh, I had the LG enV3 in between the flip phone and the Versa, forgot about that
>get iphone se on launch day
>love it
>fast as fuck
>amazing price
>best purchase in a long time
>>54107894
>2000: Siemens S25
>2004: Siemens S65
>2006: BenQ-Siemens E71
>2008: Samsung i900 Omnia
>2011: HTC Titan
>2014: OPPO Find 7
>>54112989
Paying $200+ for a 2GB Moto G is pointless with its 2,500mah battery and 13MP Sony IMX214 (this sensor literally comes on $100 phones). They're charging too high a premium for flash/ddr memory. The Moto X Play is a smarter $175+ upgrade choice IMO, that thing's gotta be awesome except for its large size.
>Motorola RAZR
>Some Pantech phone
>Motorola Droid Turbo
>Motorola C200 (battery needs replaceing, is no longer made)
>Sony Ericsson K300i (Who ever thought the navigation joystick was a good idea needs to be fiered and black listed)
>Nokia N70 (Starts makeing buzzing sound and battery life drops like crazy)
>Nokia N95 (Love it to death, screen fades to black, never turns back on again :( rip)
>Samsung Galaxy Ace II (needs ocasional maintanace and a battery swap once a year but is still going strong might need to upgrade since the battery is getting hard to find)
I don't use my phone for much else than receveing calls and an occasional parking text massage validation.
>nokia 3310
>sony ericsson K810
>samsung galaxy s2
Feels good not being a consumer whore.
>iPhone 3GS
>Huawei U8800
>iPhone 5
>HTC One M8
>Sony Xperia Z3 Compact
>Nexus 5
>iPhone 5S
>Galaxy S5
>Gib AMOLED iPhone with god tier battery life
>>54107894
>Sony Ericsson w200i
>Samsung Galaxy Ace 2 i8160p
Hehe, I'm a pleb.
>that shit nokia phone with the monochrome screen and snake
>some cool ass motorola (wasnt a razr)
>some shit ass samsung touch screen (I think it was the instinct)
>samsung galaxy S
>current phone: Galaxy S5
>Siemens C25
>Nokia 6500 Slide
>HTC HD2
>No phone
>>54107894
Oh, man, I had so many of them.
>Motorola T190
- first phone, it was like 1999 or 2000
>Nokia 1100
- dat flashlight
>Sony Ericsson T290
- meh
>Sony Ericsson K590
- dead joystick in less than one year
>Nokia 6630
- kinda laggy and everything is slow, regret buying this one
>Sony Ericsson W800
- another dead joystick
>Motorola L7
- based moto, really high quality and solid phone
>Motorola RAZR V3
- Best Phone Design in the history of classic mobile phones
>Nokia 6233
- BASED Nokia, this one is just fucking best model they've ever had
>iPhone 5
- still using since 2012, pretty neet based jobs
I wish I had Nokia 8800 back in the days, it was so awesome and stylish. Btw, all Nokia and Moto phones I've ever had (except t190) are still working. Sony Ericsson turned out to be the worst brand for me, because with every damn model I've had joystick issues.
>>54107935
>got a samsung
>friend comes over
>we talk, play games, etc.
>go to sleep
>next morning
>cum on the screen
>ask my friend about it
>he denies everything
>push harder
>he finally reveals that when we were having sex last night, he pulled out and couldn't aim away so he ended up finishing all over my phone.
>mfw i realize i left my phone on all night and its probably dead
>iPhone 4
>Sony Xperia Z1
>Lumia 640
I feel like Xperia Z was the best Smartphone
Oldest to newest
>LG Rumor 2
>Moto G 2nd gen
>>54115454
What
>ericsson gh-197
>ericsson gh-338
>nokia 5510
>nokia 6822
>nokia e63
>iphone 4S
>nokia lumia 930
>Galaxy Ace
>iPhone 4
>iPhone 5
>Galaxy S6
>>54107894
> Nokia 3210
> Nokia 8210
> Nokia 6630
> Nokia N80
> Nokia N95 8GB *
> iPhone 4 *
> iPhone 4S
> Galaxy Nexus
> Nexus 4 *
* means I still have the phone
>>54107894
>be child in highschool
>parents get me a Nexus s
>it's the sickest shit because smartphones are still kind of rare
>carry it for 5 years
>physical buttons are broken
>every app either doesn't work or looks like shit
>have to convert chinese cartoons to some shit format like avi because it stutters on mkvs
>it's technically inferior to the Indian 4$ phone
>replaced it with a shitty chinkphone that's 8 times more powerful
>it's still connected to my PC
After 5 years I can't just let go
>Flippy Motorola thing circa 2003
> Sony Ericsson phone I don't remember the model but 2mp camera 2006
>LG Cookie touch screen that wasn't an actual touchscreen 2009
>Blackberry Curve 9300 in the good old days of BBM and my love life 2011. Trackpad thing stopped working and the buttons started falling out and so did the whole body
>Nexus 4 loved this phone and still have it but battery is absolute wank 2012
>Nexus 6p more than happy with it 2016
>>54116809
know that feeling bro, i gave it to my nephew hopefully he will also start to learn some sick shit because of that awesome phone
>Sony Ericsson K300
>Nokia 7270
>Sony Ericsson W660i
>Nokia 5800 Xpress Music (pretty good smartphone)
>HTC Sensation (since then I hate HTC Sense)
>iPhone 5 (still works and gets updates)
>Asus ZenFone 5 (laggy piece of crap)
I'm going to buy iPhone 7 after it's released.
my brother
>>54107926
>dumb phones since 1998
>Nokia N95 8GB
>shitty Android 2.0 LG phone that would run out of battery after a few hours
>iPhone 4
>Samsung Galaxy S3
>LG G3
>iPhone 6 Plus
>iPhone 6s Plus
Apart from the N95 the best mobile devices I've used have been iPhones.
>Sony Ericsson K500
>Nokia 6131
>Huawei U1250
>HTC Tattoo
>HTC Hero
>LG Optimus 2X
>Samsung Galaxy S3
>HTC One M8
>Nokia 5800 XpressMusic (2010)
>HTC Incredible S (2012)
>Fuck you
I never needed a phone but I got that Nokia, my first phone as a hand-me-down in 2010
I was still rocking my Walkman for music
>Motorola StarTac
>Motorola SomeGenericFlipPhone
>Motorola Razr
>Palm Pre Plus
>Samsung Galaxy Nexus
>Motorola Moto X (2013)
>Motorola Moto X 2 (2014)
>HTV EVO 4G
>HTC EVO 3D
>Samsung Galaxy S 3
>Samsung Galaxy Note 3
>Apple iPhone 6 Plus
>Apple iPhone 6s Plus
>Samsung Champ
>Samsung Ace Plus
>Asus ZF5 LTE
>some old nokia
> pre android touchscreen samsung
>htc tattoo
>iphone 3gs
>Samsung Galaxy S
>LG G2
> Nexus 6P (arriving tomorrow hopefully)
>Nokia 3310
>Motorola V360
>Nokia N70
>Nokia N95
Now with a Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro
>Motorola c139
>Kyocera Oystr
>LG Flare
>Samsung Slash
>LG Rumor Touch
>Droid RAZR
>iPhone 5s
I'm waiting to see if Apple will make something new worth getting before I say fuck it and get a Z5 Premium.
>Xperia Z1
>Blackberry Passport
>Blackberry Priv (current)
Feeling the burn after the recent news surrounding Blackberry, boys. All I wanted was a smartphone with a hardware keyboard.
>Nokia 6100
>Motorola Razr V3
>Nokia 5230
>HTC Evo 4G
>HTC One M7
>Samsung Galaxy S6
Waiting til Nexus 2016 gets announced and replace my S6 with that. The Evo 4G really got me into root & custom roms.
I made a mistake thinking that popular devices means third party developer support regardless of TouchWiz & Knox.
Verizon + Samsung = Very much no fun allowed
>2010: Samsung Galaxy SII Ace
>2015: Asus ZenFone2
Like night and day.
>>54107894
>some flip phone
>iphone 3G
>some LG running donut at the time
>iphone 4
>Galaxy Nexus
>Xperia Z
The xperia is starting to show it's age, but I stopped caring about phones, so I'll use it for as long as it works.
>2011: galaxy s2
First and the last smartphone I've got at the present moment. Should I upgrade to Z5c?
>>54107894
>Nokia 3510i
>Nokia N-Gage QD
>Sony Ericsson P910i
>Nokia N70
>Nokia N95
>Nokia N8
>Nokia Lumia 900
>HTC One m7
>Nokia Lumia 920
>LG Nexus 5
>Moto X Play
>LG Nexus 5X
>pic related
>RAZR v3m
>Samsung Sync
>Samsung Propel
>Samsung Impression
>iPhone 3GS
>iPhone 4
>Nexus S
>Galaxy S II Skyrocket
>iPhone 5
>Nexus 6
>iPhone 6
>iPhone 5S
>Note 4(screen got rekt)
>Note 3
>some motorola flip phone
>lg voyager
>lg cosmos
>android
>my old cosmos
I see no reason to carry portable porn, however convenient. You need to hold the phone in one hand to view properly and now you're down a hand to use. You can't eat and jerk now and touch screens hate me.
>Press 'K'
>'K' is highlighted
>release 'K'
>'L'
Nothing beats an actually keypad or physical controls.
>some ancient Siemens
>other ancient Siemens
>Nokia 6300
>Nokia 5800
>Samsung Galaxy Ace
>Lumia 520
>Lumia 920
>Galaxy S2
>Nexus 5
>Galaxy S6
>>54107894
from best to worst
>some LG flip phone
just works and lasts 2 weeks
>iPhone 5
my current phone
>BlackBerry Curve 9220
keyboard is still king
>Sony Xperia J
great sound quality
>iPhone 3G
slow af but less awkward to hold
>Samsung Galaxy J1
lags like a bitch even after rooting
>>54107894
>Nokia5110
>Nokia3110
>Samsung sgh300
>Sony w810i
>Iphone 3gs
>Iphone 5
>Iphone 5s
>>54107894
>something from sony ericsson
>LG flip phone
>Xperia Play
>Samsung S4 mini
>Samsung S5 mini
>Samsung S6
Why are data mining threads on /g/ so successful?
OP here, Wow this thread took off
