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ITT: tech porn
>>54053411
my dick is diamonds
>>54053411
>porn
If you have a midget fetish maybe
>>54054041
dont fucking kinkshame me you cis-shitlord
>>54053411
OP that's hot as fuck. Size difference is my fetish.
>>54053411
Those DESIGNATED fans look like shit.
>>54054090
>he doesnt know noctua
no anon. it is you that is the poo in loo
>>54053411
I have a folder of stuff like this ill post when i get home
>tfw i want to do this but my autism demands my computer be smaller
>>54054090
>DESIGNATED
>HEATSINK
>FANS
>>54054064
WITNESS ME
>>54054109
noctua is a good brand but overrated, people eat the nostalgia colors like you eat shit
Pyra's Keyboard
>>54054240
The complete thing _consists_ of Porn
>>54054181
>overrated
sure anon. keep telling yourself that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-e7NFINJas
>>54054278
I'm telling you though, you have exactly 10 seconds to tell us why noctua is not overrated, protip: you can't
>>54053411
perfection
>>54054289
Tech pr0n, not tech cancer
>>54054309
because it is legitimately the best, and only costs on average about 5-10usd more than the competition.
Its just facts anon. I'm sure if you try hard enough you could get it.
>>54054289
Hnng
Apple ads are orgasmic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar2wuOxBpDw
>>54054269
I wish they made it a bit less thick. It's even thicker than a o3DS
>>54054338
>there's nothing better than noctua
in the loo it goes
>>54054349
they are...
...uniquely...
...immersive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlYC8gDvutc
>>54054064
HHNGGGGGGG
>>54054338
Their fans are not legitimately the best, iirc even corsair fans are better
>>54054269
Wish it didnt suck so much, dual core 1.5GHz? I mean, a Pi 3 is faster then that, by the time its out it will be ridiculously outdated...
>>54053411
looks like shit
>>54054338
>hurr I bought product X
>durr now product X is best, don't need to explain
>lalalala can't heat you
>>54053411
That's hot
Probably even 74-75 Celsius with that clusterfuck
>>54055276
Top bait
>>54055245
Don't judge CPU's by the Number of Cores and Clock. At 500Mhz this thing is faster than an NVidia Tegra 1 Quad-Core at 1Ghz (there was an Demo by TI somewhere). Also look at their community. They Portet amazing things to the OpenPandora(1x600Mhz, 256Mb RAM) like Serious Sam 1&2. And the newest Libreoffice is also perfectly usable an this thing.
>>54053411
Is there actually a case that can accommodate that shape without also being wastefully large?
It looks neat on the bench, but there needs to be case that assumes massive cooling on a miniature system.
>>54053411
HIGH QUALITY tech porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b85h_ujZ_vg
Enjoy<3
>>54054349
do your wife's kids enjoy Apple products?
>>54054309
Because we have the Be Quiet! Slient Wings 2 120mm and 140mm fans, rekt
>>54054064
A small work of art cabling-wise. As an electrical installator i can only behold the beauty of that level of attention to details, and get sad thinking that it will become obsolete anyway over time.
Bless your soul.
>>54055737
I'm more pissed at the waste of food than anything else
>>54058004
It shames me to know that from the front, my PC's cable management is fucking impeccable...
but if you remove the back panel from my case a giant spaghetti mass of cables will fall out.
>>54054064
oh sweet jesus yes
>>54053843
>came in to post this
>it's literally the first reply
>>54054064
I know what i'll be doing this weekend. My HD690II moboplate is a mess of compressed cables.
>>54058042
Well basically everyone skip "back cabling day" and post his perfect front side guts, I tried to do something good even in the back but just function-wise and not for the looks.
Also due the case that is not of the kind that allows detailed cable management.
And IMHO, when building my system I preferred to spend time making the anti-sag bracket for the GPU instead of autistical cabling just to show off on /g and then close it inside the case for the 95% of the time of it's existence.
Though i can acknowledge and fully respect a work like this >>54054064
>>54055737
If you think this garbage is funny you should leave and never come back.
>>54055737
Is that a pci sound card?
>>54058292
The new AMD card m8
I got this
>>54058507
That is hot.
>>54053411
I want to fuck that computer
>>54054799
Corsair fans are dogshit and have terrible sound profiles, they rattle like cheap garbage (which Corsair is).
Noctua fans have some of the best sound profiles, well worth the money.
Thats all I've got senpai, continue.
>>54058683
lmao pi users are the most pretentious tryhards.
>>54058753
I appreciate your contribution my friend
>>54058683
That's fucking terrible
>>54058683
delete this
>>54058732
that dirty platter
fleshlight attachment when
>>54058954
I came diamonds.
>>54053411
As an owner of a P8Z77-I DELUXE I can tell you it's a damn good overclocking board as well as compact.
>>54054269
I read somewhere that this was so thick because it wasnt a final design, and they needed like this to avoid the constant redesign and manufacture of the case
I just remembered this thread
>>54059220
P8Z77I Deluxe is a god tier board.
>>54061857
>>54061857
does that thing fly?
>>54061873
>>54061890
>>54061879
Maybe
>>54061890
>>54061903
ITX board with daughter board + mid-height ram + L9I is one of my biggest tech fetishes
>>54061914
C7 is good too, but taller than the daughterboard so it's not quite as hot.
Runs cooler though.
>>54061929
more D15
>>54058649
>cat7
I came
>>54061933
One of my favorites.
I'd love to see someone actually build this one
>>54061949
>>54061903
Oh fuck that is so tight
Why does this make me happy
>>54061971
>>54061974
Probably the same reason it makes my pants tighter, it's such a perfect fit and it looks like a little brick of tech.
>>54061971
Love it. But what's with the fucking bubblewrap?
>>54061987
This one might count as gore for some people.
But I love air cooling and more fins = more better.
>>54061996
It's sound deadening.
Those are 480's in there IIRC.
Maybe 580's.
>>54061949
that fan looks like it could propel the stack around if it had wheels.
>>54058954
what's this called? I tried random words that describe this but couldn't find the video.
>you will never heat your house with a Cray
>>54062050
Just heat it with a Pro Duo
16x the performance, plus you don't have to dedicate a room to it.
>>54062083
>ITX gaymer shit
lame desu
>>54062044
Multi-Axis Laser Cutter
>>54062117
How is it lame?
It's super compact and clean water cooling.
Or is all water cooling gaymer shit
>>54062232
nah, there's just nothing really to it, sure I can respect the effort and if someone gave me one I'd daily drive it into the ground but in the end most ITX builds just look like the same featureless black box over and over again with a little variance in cooler/GPU here and there, they aren't really super exciting
plus I generally like bigger shit with a more machinelike feel, whitebox stuff in general doesn't do that for me
>>54062232
hope dude's got a good chiropractor
>coax on a computer
>>54062288
I can understand that.
I'm a sucker for smaller smaLLER SMALLER so I'm a bit biased.
A lot of them do end up looking the same though.
Come back, Anon. I miss you.
>>54062044
>>54062124
pretty much any multi-axis CNC machine can do that, not just laser cutters
>>54062232
Why dont these people just use big 4K TV's instead of this shit?
>>54062399
refresh rate probably
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>>54058632
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>>54058672
So fucking hot. I already came three times. Fap material for weeks.
>>54062310
If you are referring to the OP image, those are for wireless fidelity antennas.
>>54062399
I think this was done before 4K tv's were really a thing, or at least before they were worth getting.
>>54062449
You'll like this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CERS4TT4uZY
>>54058365
>>54058381
>>54058393
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>>54058428
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>>54058451
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>>54058481
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>>54058507
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>>54058612
>>54058632
>>54058649
>>54058672
No one on /g/ knows what any of this is. That implies employment.
>>54058426
>zip ties
I'll just replace this bad patch ca.. oh wait
>>54062471
>wireless fidelity
>>54062555
What wifi literally stands for
>>54062555
You can also call it IEEE 802.11 if you want.
>>54053411
<3
>>54053411
how much would a setup like this cost? looks p cool and would honestly get something like this
>>54062690
P8Z77I-Deluxe
Noctua NH-D15
Probably 16GB DDR3
I'm almost certain it's an Asus 670 Mini
Probably a 3770K.
If you wanted to make it with current tech:
http://pcpartpicker.com/p/hKmnkL
or you can go cheaper if you don't care about the daughterboard
http://pcpartpicker.com/p/4QbWMp
>>54062690
~$600-$700 + GPU, assuming it's not a piece of shit.
>>54062786
ok, it's not a 670 mini, but mini/itx/ whatever you want to call short GPU's are the coolest looking option for this kind of build.
>>54053411
That one would be tech porn if it didn't have a full length GPU (which you can't see at that angle).
>>54054064
>TFW you can't afford fully custom cabling to do this
>>54058414
badass looking
>>54058683
This is awesome
>>54061890
Now you just need the PSU to sit directly above and a case to fit it all in that configuration and you have the perfect mini-ITX system.
Valve's steam machine layout was pretty fucking epic considering it was almost entirely off-the-shelf parts.
>>54062889
Silverstone and Fractal design make some cases with 90 degree gpu risers like the steam machine.
posttwo would love this thread
>>54062941
Yeah I think some of them still aren't quite as compact though, and then there's coolers and stuff which would be hard to fit in a similar configuration
>>54062994
only if you get a fuckhueg cooler or a tower cooler.
Stock coolers are quite small and fit in most of these cases and work well enough if you don't oc
>>54062994
Coolers aren't a problem.
The Noctua L9I and Cryorig C7 both perform well and will easily fit.
The case in that picture looks a lot like a Node 202, and if it isn't and is smaller, it won't be by much.
2/?
3/?
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>>54063093
>>54063100
4/?
>>54063110
>>54063081
>>54063093
>>54063100
5/?
based core memory
>>54063123
>>54063110
>>54063081
>>54063093
>>54063100
>>54063132
>>54063123
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>>54063100
7/?
: ^ )
>>54063091
Pic related, Cryorig C7 Cooling a 3570K @ 4.1GHz.
I think it's at 1.176v
This is a mix of several games, though Civ 5 is the one that pushed the CPU the hardest.
>>54062889
>steam-machine-teardown-to(...).jpg
That thing was terrible to build in if you had to do much more than switch out a drive or the GPU. All that plastic crap made it a giant headache, and if you didn't put it back together exactly right with all the cables and everything in the right place, you'd have to take it all apart again and start over.
>>54058381
Are these like audiophile network cables?
>>54063144
>using the smiley with a carat nose
>>54053411
>1.3 kilos
lolno
>>54058683
it makes me feel bad that I have to buy Pis for my company to work with. ;_;
>>54062367
wut
chrome coated laptop cover?
>>54054064
>spending your time to make cables like this
fucking autists, its just a computer, why spend time for something like this
>>54058428
>Evangeline Lilly in a red leaf thong
>>54063600
i literally have this...
this is not porn, its laziness and enormous fatigue from all hardware bullshit
>>54066642
>not being able to appreciate the art of something
>calling other people autistic
>>54062001
Very nice build but I really don't like NZXT. Everything about the company screams babby's first aesthetics. Lian Li is much better
>>54058683
You can tell a lot about a man by his choice in bedsheets.
>>54063600
> triple wide video cards
> middle shield has ugly DE-15 in the middle wasting half the vent space
> already has a DVI-I port
words cannot express my disgust
>>54058632
PLENUM FLOOR
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>>54061857
I have it in one of my many PCs. I'm gonna give it away to my sister soon.
Did me well and it's still a stronk.
>>54061890
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>>54061914
>Noctua-chan neatly tucked in with comfy daughturu board and LAM.
:3c
>>54058695
aesthetic as fuck bro
>>54058292
Fuck you dude, a Audigy 2 ZS is still better then 99% of onboard crap.
>>54063093
>tfw one of the incandescent lamps goes out
>tfw no 2250 graphics terminal
>>54063600
Those are retarded aftermarket heatsinks, aren't they?
>you will never have half a rack full of modems
>>54070729
It's a pair of Palit Revolution 700's.
Which are 4870X2's.
>>54063132
This looks extremely comfy.
I really want to know what that place would sound like.
>>54071865
>you'll never have a frog GPU
