what are the requirements before you can call yourself a hacker?
You have to own either a machete or an axe.
>>54034612
Hacked teh gibson.
>>54034612
ITS A MINDSET DUUUUUDE
can you rollerbalde?
>>54034612
install gentoo.
>>54034612
Hack something
>>54034612
Living on the 90's or 80's
>>54034612
You need to hack things, also when other hackers start calling you one
>>54034668
this
>>54034612
I would assume it's essentially someone who gets into places that they shouldn't, and is probably illegal in the process.
People who identify themselves as hackers before that are delusional .
>>54034727
It doesn't have to be something illegal anon
If you have reverse engineered something you probably know when you can call yourself a hacker.
>>54034612
You need a handle first.
>ywn be a kernel hacker
can you make something do things unintended by the maker/author?
they you a hakka'
>>54034612
You need to be able to blow up a van with your Haxxor powers
>>54034668
I Can, i'm quite good
>>54034612
hack NASA's website and deface it.
any other answer is from a millennial social justice warrior faggot
>>54034617
[laugh track]
>>54034758
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY
DESTROY
DIE
ATTACK
>>54034612
What animeme?
>>54034612
>white girl playing the asian cyborg
oh hollywood
>>54034612
MY
CYBORG
DICK
>>54034738
True, look at that kid who hacked steam just to proof a point
>>54034866
Phantasm in the Carapace
>>54034612
>initiate nuclear annihilation
>>54034791
I actually saw this on live TV when it aired. Can't believe how long ago that was now.
>>54034612
Hacking is easy. Anyone can do it. Making a system safe requires a master.
>>54034791
>myspace accounts
WAHAHA
Top Hacker?
>>54034866
Spectre in the armor plate
Does ghost in the shell have an English dub version
Discover a security hole in software and hardware, share it with other hackers
>>54035966
Witch one? I think they all do.
>>54035966
>dub
Why you do this?
>>54035128
Clearly you know nothing about any of those things.
>>54034612
You just need to enjoy playful cleverness and make funny jokes.
You need to have not touched any female other than your mother or sleeping little sister for over 8 years.
>>54036322
Done
>>54034741
>Spent tons of hours using IDA pro 6.1 looking at a disassembled game to leech packet structures and opcodes every new update for a friends private server.
>>54034612
1. have custom built rig with multiple monitors and keyboards
2. have breach the DOD, CIA or other honeypot target without detection (also the FBI or Microsoft doesn't count)
3. have constructed an A.I. sidekick that meets or exceeds a 3 of 5 on most sentient A.I. tests. (does not need physical body, but most good ones do at least for emergencies)
4. have legit hacker name (does not have to be famous, some of the best are the ones you never header of. Probably have a A.I. deleting any mention of them on the nets. Like ________, he was really good, but I think he is retired now)
I am sure there are some others but that is a good start.
>>54036322
>other than your mother or sleeping little sister
am I an extra 1337 hacker if didn't even do that?
>>54034612
You never call yourself a hacker, others call you a hacker.
Hackers are like traditional shamans, a shaman will never call himself a shaman, his community recognizes him as one, and he'll always just politely deny it.
>>54035991
I don't speak Japanese and I don't want to waste my focus by reading text at the bottom of the screen
>>54036681
1.
2. X
3. X
4. X
I normally just use my smart phone. So I am redirecting the stuff I need to get here later today. Thank goodness amazon puts there routing info on severs. And then I'll be a legit hacker! I can't wait, soon every one will know #### ####### is the best!
>>54036681
Damn, I need an AI sidekick.
Brb, making my own Cortana, because fuck Microsoft.
And I'll let /pol/ teach her that Hitler did nothing wrong, because double fuck Microsoft.
>>54034612
You can call yourself a Hacker when you are capable of breaking in to a computer system using ONLY programming code.
If you cannot, just face it. You are merely a script kiddie.
Trench coat and fingerless gloves
the first step is being able to program some sufficiently complicated program without needing stackoverflow
>>54034612
>>54038018
this, if its with code you wrote yourself
/thread
>>54036681
>_______
Top lol
>>54034612
RAINBOW TABLES
>>54034612
Which hacker would actually call himself a hacker? Don't you want to be incognito while being someone like this?
>>54034612
>green terminal font
>black background
congratulation. you now top h4Xx0r.
>>54039029
>transparent back background
now ur 1337 h4x0r
Here anon, enjoy the autism
https://stallman.org/articles/on-hacking.html
Anyone who figures out how to do something other than what something was originally intended to do is hacking.
A cracker is something else, regardless; my penis is erect when I think of teenage girls naked, just like stallman.
>>54034619
or hack the planet.
