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>>53985123
>>54000371
Bugs don't have 8 legs.
>>54000475
Stop bugging him
>>54000455
>>54000475
It's a feature!
>>54000475
Do you even paint shop pro?
>>54000753
Thank you, that soothed my autism.
>>54000753
>spiders have 6 legs
okay
>>54000803
Spider. Spiders (order Araneae) are air-breathing arthropods that have eight legs and chelicerae with fangs that inject venom. They are the largest order of arachnids and rank seventh in total species diversity among all other orders of organisms.
>>54000803
spiders aren't bugs
>>54000455
>>54000935
Why is Linux audio so shit?
:^)
>>54000935
Holy shit, my sides
>>54000974
dat audio quality
>>54000963
what's wrong with it?
>>54001427
DELETE THIS
>>54001427
Topmost kek
>>54001427
https://twitter.com/MicrosoftHelps/status/700831970813726720
>>54001522
MY SIDES
>>54001553
context?
>>54001594
>haxor prisoners
>must use Ubuntu
>must help haxor for government
>black dude's playin tictactoe
>>54001644
>prisoners
kek i didn't even notice
>>54001553
If prisoners have dual screen
School sucks
>>54001762
Just a community manager doing his job, whats up with that
>>54000974
>>54001036
The fugg are these?
I mean I can guess but why would anyone think that would work
>>54001805
Beautiful.
>>54001939
I does not. That's the point.
>>54001061
my sides
>>54001427
> its real
>>54001427
>Time to buy everything Microsoft ever.
Said the unemployed basement dweller hooked on pre-pubescent girls' TV-show
>>54002094
I know the point of this image but you just can't argue with how happy they look. They're unironically enjoying their starbucks drinks as a family. All is well in their world despite everything /g/ says (also they don't know what /g/ is.)
>>54001427
This is why apple is still better than microshit
>>54002207
>OP posts link from old thread
>still post content from old thread
This is why I hate those threads
>>54002214
That mofo on the right looks like a /g/fag to me
>>54002214
>they don't know what /g/ is.
The dad's smile conceals his disappointment at the fact that the daughter is not biologically his.
>>54002255
>implying I read the op
>>54001805
Oh lawd.
>>54002290
I'm still trying to figure out why everybody on /g/ is a cuck?!
>>54002313
I don't even...
>>54001805
>>54002364
>>54002463
>so sorry...
BWAHAHAHAHA
Linux not even once
>>54002494
anon...
>>54000307
>shell
>compiler
>.bat
>apps
so mad right now
>>54001553
Ehy is this funny. Theyre just writing basic tic tac toe games. Prisons need more systems like this
>>54001553
WTF prisoners have internet access?
>>54002214
>not getting a vinti dark roast
>>54001644
>black dude's playin tictactoe
i'm pretty sure they were learning how to make a tic tac toe game with javascript
>>54001427
Time to delete my OS.
>>54002920
>black dude's be javascriptin tictactoe
>>54003000
Dude, don't, Linux and Mac have even more brony fags
>>54003058
It's too late, I got trips.
I'm posting from my phone now.
Sent from my iPhone.
>>54002330
I'm still trying to figure out why you punctuated that as an angry question!?
>>54003106
Not angry but a confusing question.
>>54003106
But no answer?
>>54001644
You can see the white kid's hand in the bottom right playing tic tac toe as well.
Happened a few hours ago
>>54003531
It hurts to watch.
>>54003756
What
>>54003801
Someone tried to cheat, got forwarded to the prof
Anybody got any of the C++ ones?
Lost my /g/ reaction folder sadly.
> the kill me chimera abomination one
> the class hierarchy in theory vs. principle one (logger framework, exception spaghetti, etc.)
> ...
>>54000905
You're confusing 'bug', a generic term for any small land invertebrate, and 'insect', a specific term for a class of invertebrates, that have three body segments, and three pairs of legs.
>>54001939
When in doubt add more capacitors.
>>54002364
Where can I try this?
>>54004083
>a generic term for any small land invertebrate
only informally, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemiptera
formally speaking, spiders are not bugs as they don't belong to the hemiptera order
>>54003756
>connor
>--JC
Are you John Connor?
>>54004221
Oh shit, we must save him!"
>>54003756
haha, you actually emailed him
>>54004221
the page title with his mail address does say that, actually
>>54001762
>>54002851
Kids are worthless money makers for our school, as long as we check the box that they're here, we get money from the state, so who gives a fuck how miserable it actually is for them. Who cares they don't really have rights yet
Prisoners are adults and grownups and have rights and stuff because they're older so we have to spend a lot on them after they killed someone else
>>54003739
History of the RCA PS1
>retro game store owner
>goes into the back room
>tons of unsold units
>Ah fuck these never sold. I'm like, what, underwater for $200 each, right?
>What's this, they have RCA out
>"The RCA PS1 is super rare and it sounds absolutely godlike. You simply have not lived until you've put your consumer CDs into this lordly machine, it's amazing and like nothing else. $1000 each OBO"
>I KNOW WHAT I HAVE
>muh audio equipment... muh 200k shit.... must get a PS1 cause its obscure.... somehow better than all this modern shit... must listen to CDs... even though I usually pretend vinyl is better...
>>54004197
Yeah, informally as in normal English. I've never heard anyone use 'bug' as in 'creature of the order hemiptera'.
The point is that that anon complaining about the bugs with 8 legs is silly, because bug, usually, at least, includes spiders.
>>54004365
Yup, actually the first japaneese ones where good, Sony fucked up.
>>54004424
yea, i'd also call a spider a bug casually
but if he's going to be pedantic about it, i might as well bring up that spiders aren't formally bugs at all
>>54004465
I'm glad we had this talk.
>>54004495
good. i'm going back to my room. you're not expecting any calls, are you?
>>54001553
H A C K
R E A C T O R
>>54004590
H E C T O R
E
C
T
O
R
>>54001427
And people say linux is for autistic manchildren who live in their parents' basement.
>>54004221
Here is where shit starts, no seriously, skynet's gonna manifest if this keeps up, Connor starts by cheating......herewego.jpg
>>54004272
Oh shit, oh shit. We must save him!
>>54003756
I know "not your personal army lol" but this is truly some pussboy bullshit
>>54004571
I remember this interesting one, it was acting as a ground, and ironically IT WAS PRACTICAL for some god damned reason.
>>54004739
that's not how grounding works anon, but you're welcome to try it out.
>>54005004
(No thanks, I know, you did foil my plan though, darn you.)
Anyone has more of those?
>pic related
>>54005200
>>54002463
more undergrad code pls I'll look around for any i have
>>54005312
>code
pls name in meme
wew lads... just leave FSW pls
>>54000963
Alsa's fine in my experience, it's just muted by default.
>>54004452
Jesus Christ, did intel really steal this pic and slap their logo on it?
>>54005373
>>54005465
I think it was something related to 1st April, someinvention to never get USB wrong again.
>>54005489
should do a fork for that
>>54005543
The jokes been around for a while. Intel just slapped there logo on it so when it would inevitably be circulated people would see their brand.
>>54005637
>facepalm
what kind of normie are you explaining it to us
>>54001805
> wildcard for table name
I don't think there even is an RDBMS / SQL dialect retarded enough to allow this.
>>54005140
> merely pretending
>>54002094
>>54005839
Someone send this to RMS please
>>54002255
Checked triple dubs.
Who is that moot guy?
I made a custom sticker for my laptop once.
>>54006228
GENIUS
Borrowing that.
>>54006248
WTF?
>>54002121
God damn, that website was a goldmine.
>>54006277
Heard of phantom time cube?
http://web.archive.org/web/20160108205447/http://www.timecube.com/
>>54006278
If someone has the scizophrenic who claimed that barcodes radiate and cause bad sound quality, and suggested that writing spells on stickers and putting them over the barcodes fixed that, please post it.
>>54006183
everytime
>>54001427
holy
>>54006228
I custom built an all in one
>>54006348
>fucking cables cost five times the printer
Translation error?
>>54006479
What is Kyurou-kun supposed to be?
>>54001553
This is actually pretty fucking cool for the prisoners.
>>54006505
OS9
Can't you catch it in his name?
KYUrou.
>>54004273
Most people in prison are non-violent offenders
>>54000268
As someone who can read Chinese - this is what most Chinese tattoos look like Westerner have.
Looks like Times New Roman tier shit as well, so fucking shit
>>54006183
KEK
>>54006479
>>54006508
>>54006626
>>54006710
These are cute. Thank you
>>54001644
>niggers
>haxors
>>54006772
Glad you enjoy.
I've got to leave now though.
Also if >>54006710 gets deleted there was a reason lol
>>54002164
Sounds like somebody's butthurt.
>>54002059
the fuck is she doing?
>>54006626
lol, I love that one.
>>54006623
that's the joke
>>54003792
you realize it's a joke right
>>54000493
Actually chuckled for the first time in a /g/ humor thread
>>54006850
Writing positive reviews for apps.
And getting paid a few cents per hour.
>>54006828
lel
>>54004452
>this is what retards actually believe
>>54006962
>Dear Mr. Sir
>>54007036
That was a great thread
>>54007004
>I have no sense of humor
>>54007036
I think I might have one of my pics still...
Yeah, found!
>>54006962
Never seen this one before, my sides have joined him in space
>>54006850
Solving captchas for spammers
>>54007036
>>54007069
>I have down syndrome
>>54007069
It's the same laptop as >>54006228 by the way.
Also I can swap the bulbs, unlike the rest of /g/.
Post that image if you have it.
>Apple
>>54007136
>>54004286
Good.
>>54004707
Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded fucking faggot sack of shit with down syndrome.
>>54007156
What's wrong with this?
>>54007156
>>54004707
You know nypa but you never knew for the lulz
>>54007180
just very poorly applied , way too much
>>54007180
A waste of thermal paste, it's messy and spreading it before putting the heatsink on is absolutely useless.
>>54005594
god thats awful here, have some return cpu gore
>>54007188
Looks pretty comfy DESU SENPAI
>>54001427
If I had the money I would buy an iMac tomorrow.
Fuck this.
This is gayer than having an iPhone.
>>54007220
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>54007229
More like bullet hole .. inside .. or outside? Fuck this joke.
>>54003554
Holy shit dungeon crawl.
So many memories
>>54004707
hello there newfriendo!
>>54007220
That's clever
>>54007220
How does that command actually do that?
>>54007238
Bernie Sanders designs a COMPUTAH.gif
>>54007264
it's supposed to be dwarf fortress...
>>54005839
>>54005867
> not GNU symbol on devices but the fat Tux
pls
>>54007238
Do you get a notification that you are running out of power whilst charging if you do t his?
>>54007295
It's the $(...) bit that executes whatever the result of those commands is.
>>54007238
Does this mean you have unlimited battery?
>>54006828
poor guy
>>54007295
>>54007324
Additionally read man xdd
>>54007332
>>54007332
if I jerk off into my own mouth without eating anything for 6 weeks do I have unlimited semen?
>>54002221
Noice
>>54007352
you won't know until you try anon
>>54007324
>>54007347
I see now. Pretty clever
>>54007295
Break it down into parts:$( x )Interpret the output of x as bash commands.
echo 726d20... | xxd -r -p
Feed the output of echo into xxd with those flags.
$(echo 726d20... | xxd -r -p) becomes $(rm -rf *).
>>54007352
Most likely
>>54007290
Is just not even that funny, the dude is also unidentifiable so he won't even catch anything for this, I won't flex dick and argue about how long I've been here (too damn long) but this is just playground tattletale level fuckery committed by somebody who obviously feels powerless enough in the outside world enough to think that it was worthwhile enough to take a screenshot of him causing somebody to possibly get an honor code violation
>>54007525
pretty accurate desu
>>54007525
This is an extreme waste of time and effort, and I'm not even an amerifat.
>>54007582
>>54007573
Do you fags get paid to shill? Why do it for free?
>>54007525
>European are counted as prisoners.
Fits.
>>54007188
>GNU_headquarters.jpg
>>54000493
nice
>>54001553
>mfw prisoners are better at css than I am
>>54006183
So. would it just be embarrassing to retrieve this phone and nothing more or could they possibly get the owner in huge trouble for having an erotic image on his screen that can be openly seen and possibly go as far as having him registered as a sex offender?
Either way, I would just buy a new phone.
>>54007525
You forgot to check the boxes with "Has Muslims" and "No Flag on Moon"
:^)
>>54007301
more like
how_republicans_think_a_computer_works.webm
>>54007635
Ok mister jew
>>54007525
Board of Michigan Spending Priorities
>Should we spend money on 'murritards
>No
>What then
>EUROPE
>>54007983
Yeah, who needs free healthcare and free education when you can have a flag on the moon, fuck those euro fags
>>54007983
>>54008226
How hard would it be to send a flag to the moon via rocket then it just keeps going and embeds itself?
Also,
>radiation from the sun most likely bleached out all the colors.
>>54008558
>640gb memory space
>>54002214
Americans really think that this is what happy family memories look like. I mean come on. PLEASE.
>>54008376
Dumbest shit I've heard all week, and I'm a special education teacher
>>54008514
This hurts so badly to watch.
>>54008576
>html and css
>no js, not even a fuckin script tag
kek
>>54002313
This is from the LinusTechTips forum
Take from that what you will :^)
>>54007525
BTFO
>>54006828
Wouldnt he fail once he ran out of money? And then return home or atleast through a signal to his parent that hes in trouble
>>54003756
Fucking faggot should have linked him to an FBI honeypot instead.
>>54009109
this
People deserve it when they are that ignorant to just fucking insert commands like that. they have to learn some how
>>54007171
someone's mad that he got an F
>>54001427
This is like skeleton pyuns taken to the next level.
I am cringing so hard I have to laugh.
>>54002214
In all honesty they all seem to have vacuous expressions to me.
Like "My biggest dream is eating at McDonalds" kind of happy.
>>54000307
UNIX PHILOSOPHY
>>54010321
In what way is this representative of the unix philosophy?
was looking for keyboards and found this
>>54006183
An easy way to deal with this is to hire a really, really, large and hairy manly man to pick that phone up.
>>54010558
Is this where the one with Misaka Mikoto came from?
