Ok guys, so in the spirit of F8 (aka zuckcuckfest 2016) being tomorrow, I bring you some juicy OC. I hope you enjoy it as much as i did.
https://medium.com/@cantcuckthezuck/how-i-cucked-the-zuck-cd9e4d0ec03b#.yme1co5yg
+1
same desu
9/11; would never forget
>“How much wood could a woodcuck zuck if a woodcuck could zuck wood?” he inquires further.
>“As much wood as a woodcuck could zuck, if a woodcuck could zuck wood.”
I'm not even high and I'm convulsing in laughter
Shitpost of the week
>>53996340
holy fuck i'm rolling
I would pay to see Mark Zuckerberg read this.
No one who reads would be able to avoid calling him a cuck after the fact.
>>53996471
go to F8 and pay him to do it
print a copy and make him sign it
this might be the best thing I've ever read
Fuck this is too funny and simultaneously tasteless. it probably picks away at all of that cuck's insecurities.
>>"Mark begins to sob. “My mother was right.” He hangs his head in anguish. “I should have married a nice Jewish woman.”"
Jesus fucking Christ
How long until this post hits HN?
imma add it give me a minute
fuck every single line has me absolutely dying,
absolutely incredible
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11477217
GOGOGOGOGGOGGO
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>>53996373
UPVOTE THAT HN SHIT
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11477217
>>53996340
meh, is this only funny if you know some things?
because it tapered off pretty quick
guys holy shit
what if this actually went viral DURING F8.
>>53996765
she's not very attractive, anon
this comes from someone with the yellow fever
>>53996773
It's on HN right now
we need to upvote it
make a few accounts across multiple IP addresses
>>53996788
doin it
>>53996788
Can't see it on HN. Anybody else having this issue?
>>53996788
pretty sure its gone?
>>53996819>>53996816
>>53996830
aaah i made a throwaway account to do it
Apparently they block it from other ppl when you do this
anyone want to risk their account for this?
>>53996835
bumping, pls someone
where are the F8 related people? they should be reading this while cuckerberg is speaking.
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>>53996816
4U
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11477279
>>53996897
>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11477279
FUCK YES THANK YOU ANON
>https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11477279
WE'RE AT 6 POINTS KEEP 'EM COMING
imurshuns instantly ruined
his house doesnt have shit for view in the bay area
#CURRENTLY number 2 in short stories... https://medium.com/tag/short-story/latest
I just vouched for this to remove the flag basically suiciding my high karma HN account. I hope this was worth it.
>>53996897
Voting this up. If we can get on the front of hacker news mid-F8, it would #disrupt the cuck.
>>53997027
Based martyrdom, thanks a bunch.
>>53997027
god bless you anon. you always have 4chan karma :^)
>>53996340
tl dr ?
>>53997066
tl;dr? The beginning of a beautiful new meme.
>>53997058
>using the smiley with a carat nose
Well comrades, it was a great run.
>>53997123
Hi rmagyar.
>>53997027
It's flagged again. However, know that your sacrifice was not in vain anon. You did a service to the universe.
guys... it got posted on leddit https://www.reddit.com/r/facebook/comments/4een5s/amidst_the_whole_panama_papers_ordeal_another/
>>53996340
MY SIDES
I think this would be more believable if we forged an identity for the person in the story, and then claim to be that guy and ask to talk to news outlets. At the very least the tabloids will pick up on it.
>>53997241
someone fake a normie twitter account from the bay area...
>>53997261
Name him "Vans Defferenz"
>>53997325
Johnson van Defferenz
i'm going to keep flagging this
>>53997374
edgelord pls
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>>53997374
https://twitter.com/jvdefferenz
ok now what should the tweet say?
staying on for 5 more minutes, then if no responses I'm deleting van Defferenz
>>53997425
>https://twitter.com/jvdefferenz
>Followed Adolf Hitler.
Very subtle.
Say you just applied to Facebook and you're attending F8.
>>53997472
https://twitter.com/jvdefferenz/status/719760521013116928
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>>53997493
ok there is no way this could work guys,,,
>>53997467
Throw some SJW shit in there to confuse the HN hipsters. It'll throw them off guard.
Make sure it's beliveable, though, and not some /pol/ caricature. Like marriage equality, white privilege something something.
>>53997524
perrrrrrrrrfect.
KEK
This is gold. Laughed heartily.
>>53997145
szi a
do you guys really think this is funny?
this is about as cringeworthy as it gets.
>>54001480
who bitch this is
>>53996340
>64 posts
>25 unique
Lmfao, OP stop shilling your shitty website. SAGED
