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What cheap Chinese shit have you bought, and would you recommend it?

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on eBay, AliExpress, Gearbest and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

http://pastebin.com/jKiAG7yj

News:
>Vernee Thor 3G ram interesting cheap phone sold in collaboration with Uber for $100>>53918995 →#→ #
>BM-800 condenser mic apparently sounds good even without phantom power>>53917756 →#→ #
>Focalprice appears to be stalling their $2 controller orders, expect cancellations
>beware redmi note 3 doesn't support exFAT if you want to use larger than 64GB memory cards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mez2Qln1GQ

Previous thread >>53926920
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Again, will update news with anything relevant, don't forget to mention it if you want it said!
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>>53929601
sorry, just realized i fucked up the link
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Original-RUIZU-X06-Sports-Bluetooth-MP3-Player-Hifi-Music-With-4GB-1-8Inch-Screen-100hours/32627268269.html
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>>53929613
whycome 650 is better than 808 when 808 is supposed to be higher end chipset
don't bluff
>>53929609
fuck you stop starting thread when other people are still having conversation
fucking no manner rude ass
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>>53929477
lel that costs more than my PC, and I have a 4690K/gtx970/480gb ssd
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5th for cheap vr headset for KFC fun

gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_136422.html
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>same fucking products discussed over and over
>literally just xiaomi craps and sharks
this is really boring
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Who shark who not
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>>53929643

>>53929650
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>>53929653
This is the worst VR headset you could possibly buy. Stop trying to force it because you made a shitty purchasing decision.
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>>53929613
So why the hell is the "pro" more expensive than the prime that are supposed to performe so much better?

do people really value 3 extra MP and 1 extra GB RAM?

isnt there any other difference?
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>>53929658
No it's good for kfc fuck off
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>>53929666
Cos you're a fucking idiot.
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>>53929658
>he doesn't want to have fun at kfc
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>>53929655
Want to talk about memes?
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>>53929655
Then why are you still here idiot? Feel free to fuck off anytime.
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>>53929667
i shouldnt have pointed that out...

get this one insetad

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/---/1082085_32630421287.html
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>>53929609
Anyone want to make a new OP?
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>>53929666
>more RAM means no difference
>more ROM isn't useful
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Ok so heres a list of things im ordering

>vr headset for android phone
>64GB shark
>fake comme de gacons shirt
>7-D mangoes
>orange pi

What else should i get?
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>>53929684
Why don't you make it tough guy?
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>>53929691
An egg you can fuck.
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>>53929691
>vr headset for android phone
Which one?
I tested a lot of VR headsets and I'd recommend you the Baofeng Mojing 3.
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>>53929691
>7-D mangoes
Anon you brave soldier
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>>53929643
650
>28nm 2x ARM® Cortex™ A72, 4x ARM Cortex A53 @ 1.8 Ghz

808
>20nm, 2x ARM® Cortex™ A57, 4x ARM® Cortex™ A53 @ 2.0 Ghz

The 808 and 810 didn't meet their expectations for performance, so they fixed them in 2015.
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>>53929666
Yeah about 25,000 fucking points on AnTuTu. And the premium is only $50 for over 150% the performance.
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>>53929655
This is a normie thread afterall
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>>53929700
Got any recs in the 10$ area?
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>>53929694
My desktop is dead. Motherboard burnt out and I can't get a replacement for another 2 days.

I know no one cares, but I still think it'll be pretty refreshing.

I'll try to make one on my phone too and see what anons think about it?
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>>53929700
>>53929682
this one

>>53929704
theyre just so good honestly, i cant pass them up for that SLASHED price
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>>53929707
>>53929657
How did they fuck up so bad with the 808 and 810? The 801 was an amazing SoC.
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>>53929699
Fuck off, argonian
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>>53929740
I wasn't being facetious.
Japan Style Silicone Tenga Egg Masturbator Egg for Men Male Masturbatory Cup Sex Pocket Realistic Vagina With Lubricant
http://s.aliexpress.com/JnmYjmYr
(from AliExpress Android)
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>>53929748
those are awful.
get a regular pocket pussy
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I've bought sj4000 action camera and can trully recommend it. Recorded video is very good quality and sound is pretty cool too, of course without waterproof box.
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>>53929739
They rushed 64 bit and failed.
Mediatek has some pretty solid 64 bit chips though.

like the 6752 and 6753 seen in budget devices. The 6752 actually matches the apple a9 in multithread.
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>>53929740
>>53929748
not me, i for one knew whaat you where talking about

>>53929753
>not ona hole
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Best aliexpress ads?
1pc Neat Clean Trimer Razor Electric Nose Hair Trimmer Ear Face Removal Shaving aparador de pelos masculino pelo nariz
http://s.aliexpress.com/ZbAz6fAr
(from AliExpress Android)
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>>53929748
Yeah I know about Tenga eggs

They just remind me about a drawing illustrating how argonians reproduce
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>>53929655
this

>not discussing cute chinese clothes
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2GB RAM and 3GB RAM is basically no difference whatsoever only that you can have more tabs in the bakground right?
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>>53929793
RECOMMEND ME A CUTE DOG JACKET FOR MY GIRLFRIENDS DOGGIE!
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>3 threads, not counting the old one
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>>53929798
depends on the application of use , for example zipping/unzipping a file would take all of available ram.
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>>53929808
3?
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>>53929823
I just saw.
Wtf is up with that? Probably same guy and he didn't update the op?

Is it someone being retarded or someone false flagging?

Just ignore those threads
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>>53929801
>clothing on dog
please dont do this, poor doggie
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>>53929801
go for this one
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-New-Love-Fox-Tail-Butt-Anal-Plug-Sexy-Romance-Sex-Toy-Funny-Adult/32329328030.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_6,searchweb201602_3_10017_10005_10006_10034_10021_507_10022_508_10020_10018_10019,searchweb201603_7&btsid=e75baa36-fbf4-4586-a786-9339ac69f7bf
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>>53929846
She gets cold sometimes and just lays in the corner shivering.
I just want a cute jacket to help keep her warm. If she doesn't like it I won't force it
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>>53929852
I don't like you.
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My Nexus 5 is starting to grow long in the tooth.
Worth it to get some cheap chinese one, or wait for new google announcement?

I'm in no real rush, but I'm open to discussion.
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>>53929868
if you cant get intimite and be up front with your emotions to her its never going to work

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/One-Piece-Hot-selling-Cheapest-Pet-Dog-Clothes-Clothing-Coat-Hooded-Cotton-Sweater-Shirt-Dress-Winter/2045823866.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_6,searchweb201602_3_10017_10005_10006_10034_10021_507_10022_508_10020_10018_10019,searchweb201603_7&btsid=23c4e497-6d3b-4fbe-be1c-8f109143d370

go full /chinacore/
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>>53929876
Go with the Redmi Note 3 or the MI5, since it's so much shilled here it means it is good.
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>>53929876
why do you need bleeding edge tech for a phone? nexus 5 is still good. Im still on my Z1 and have 0 problems
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>>53929876
>My Nexus 5 is starting to grow long in the tooth. >tfw still using a Nexus 4
I wouldn't care so much but with the latest firmware the phone resets itself for no reason at times. Also the battery isn't user-replaceable, and only lasts ~12 hours now.
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Any dildos I can buy?
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>>53929893
>nexus 5 is still good
Yeah it's decent, but web browsing is complete and utter shit, and things aren't as snappy as they used to be when I first got it since the newer OS makes it feel sloppier and slower.

I've even flashed it completely new. It feels like google is slowing down my phone with all the software updates that bloat everything.
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I remember people talking about how you can hack 3ds using shark cards or other sd cards.

How can this be achieved?
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>>53929893
This. My Nexus 5 is still going strong with 4 hours SoT and solid performance for regular tasks. No lag or stutters.
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>>53929936
go to /vg/, I think there's a 3ds thread on there, maybe /v/. failing that gbatemp should have some tutorials and shit
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>>53929913
I'm >>53929940


Why do you need the latest update? Install purity 5.1

Want doze? Apps ops is better.
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Are the superlux hd330 any good noone seem to review them so i dont know if im buying them
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>>53929940
>"WERKS FOR ME XD"
good for you. My Nexus 5 can't even scroll smoothly anymore. Jitterbug is what I've been calling it lately.
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http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro-4G-LTE-Metal-Body-Fingerprint-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon-650-Hexa/311331_32596046648.html?spm=2114.12010108.100007.13.cCXY1Z

Anyone who bought from these guys? Can I ask for a white case instead of black in the bundle? are aliexpress sellers pretty shill with that?
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>>53929972
See >>53929952
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>>53929972
youre such a dickhead, that guy even posted on how to make it run smooth

>>53929952
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>>53929973
Isn't this company the Hong Kong one that Xiaomi said about it that they don't have any idea where the phones come from and that they can be fakes?
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Im feeling tempted to buy seeds, whats the chance that

1)they get seiezed
2)theyre not what they say they are?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/30-SEEDS-PACK-JAPANESE-RED-MAPLE-TREE-WITH-HERMETIC-PACKAGE-VERY-BEAUTIFUL-JAPAN-MAPLE-NEW-SEEDS/1971625621.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_6,searchweb201602_3_10017_10005_10006_10034_10021_507_10022_508_10020_10018_10019,searchweb201603_7&btsid=dc950f25-fa3b-4967-9cfa-6629b49ad05a
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>>53930006
aw fuck, so its basically best to stay away from aliexpress then?

Too bad because their cases were nice.
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updated list with a few features for each.

x02 is the most recommended
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>>53930022
>>53930006
They haven't made fake xiaomi phones in a while though, have they?
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>>53930022
No, just find another seller. I repeat I'm not sure that this is the company Xiaomi complained about, so I might be mistaken.

Here is a more trusted company:

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro-Snapdragon-650-Hexa-Core-5-5-3GB-RAM-32GB-ROM/32597684693.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_6,searchweb201602_2_10017_10005_10006_10034_10021_507_10022_508_10020_10018_10019,searchweb201603_1&btsid=969d63a6-1ec6-46e8-b196-d3250856cff1
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>>53930006
no Goldway is a reputable store and was their officially sponsored Xiaomi seller during the Anniversary sales
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>>53929609
>one whole new sentence of news
>still copypasted from the chink general
>>53929624
>Still asking others to do the work for him

Your generals suck dick 'Chinese' autist
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>>53930068
So it wasn't this one. Will look more into it since I also want to buy a Xiaomi from AliExpress.
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>>53929624
Don't forget if you ordered something popular and want others to know something important about it, or have something news worthy, reply and I'll include it in the next op!
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>>53930074
Goldway has some good prices, read their reviews
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>>53930053
>Here is a more trusted company:

how can I be sure about that and not that you are a shill/employee?
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>chink shit flew from LA to PHI to PDX

Still living in LA last I checked. Maybe the mini shovel i bought threw some scanners off? Don't get it 2bh.
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>>53930090
Well, you can't. But it seems the only two companies that look reputable enough are that one and Goldway.Also:

>shilling on /g/
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>>53930091
Are you trying to bury a body anon?
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Why no one has the MI5 128gb Black on stock anymore? I want to buy it ffs and I can't find it anywhere with a decent price.
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2016 NEW Wireless Bluetooth Laser Virtual Projection keyboard for iPhone iPad Tablet Laptop Android Smart Phone Wholesale
http://s.aliexpress.com/yqeA7vAB
(from AliExpress Android)

Anyone try out any of these cool gizmos and gadgets?
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>>53930100
Would take forever to dig even a shallow grave with this thing.
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>no android flip phones on aliexpress
why?
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>>53930115

because nobody wants a gayphone

http://www.geekbuying.com/item/Xiaomi-Mi5-Pro-5-15inch-FHD-MIUI-V7-4GB-128GB-4G-LTE-Smartphone-64-Bit-Qualcomm-Snapdragon-820-Quad-Core-Type-C-3D-Ceramic-Back-Cover---Black-363212.html
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>>53930162
No demand. Only Japan wants those anymore.
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>>53929666
get Redmi 3

-note
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>>53930199
why do you say that
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>>53930199
Red Rice 3?
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>>53929666
damb are u stupid lol
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>>53930213
note is too big

Note = ~180 - 200 USD
3 = 135 USD
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>>53930162
What's the advantage of an android flip phone?
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>>53930267
true
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Where can I buy clear VR lenses?
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>>53930269
Umm... There is less possibility of scratching the screen and I can look like a complete tool using it?
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>>53930269
Its small, not like a fucking brick that rips your pocket
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>press to use my aliexpress cupons
>typing in credit card info and I forgot that I needed to send a message to info what color I wanted on a case
>went back and fixed it
>my cupons are gone, cant get new one

THX CHYNA
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yah for the Note 3 fags, first consider cheaper Redmi 3
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>>53930364
>Redmi 3

Snapdragon 616 is not nearly the same thing as Snapdragon 650. They've very far apart performance wise, A72 cores rape A53 cores.
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>>53930364
Nah the main point of getting the Redmi Note 3 Pro is for the Snapdragon 650 at that ridiculous price. The Redmi 3's 616 is meh but if you want to waste money on an average phone then it's not really our problem, just don't spread your uninformed ignorant posts here.
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I'm gonna order a Redmi Note 3 PRO to eastern europe.

Is DHL reliable? How fast will it get here? What is your experience with DHL?
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CHINA!!
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Alright faggots thx for this thread.

Just got ordered a Redmi Note 3 pro from a Kiev warehouse, Top-One Kiev/Russia Warehouse. How long does it take if you live in EU?
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>>53928723
Seller responded. Do I have him by the balls because he's afraid of bad feedback? Should I push for a full refund/replacement? Both?
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>>53930388
you can do whatever you like, cupcake. do you also ask /g/ for permission to wipe after you take a dump?
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>>53930386
Why am I only just hearing of this? Link to seeds + tell me if this is real? Strawberry season soon
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I just ordered some costumes for my chink.
Will post pictures when they arrive.
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>>53930414
your chink gf?
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>>53930382
for what? gayming?

got Redmi 3 for my wife and it's snappy as fuck
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>>53930420
yes my chink gf

I ordered her a dinosaur costume and a few others
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>>53930378
what are you doing with your cellphone? folding@home or some shit lmao
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>>53930412
look at it, do you really think its real?

Im reading through this one seller, was gonna buy some

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/nepenthes-plant-seeds-seeds-Nepenthes-carnivorous-plant-seeds-50-particles-bag/32362612586.html

but who knows if its even real. The strawberrys arent.
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>>53929707
How long until ARM becomes valid competition against Intel/AMD when it comes to desktop?
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>>53930386
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>>53930446
>implying the new raspberry pi isn't way more than enough for shitposting on 4chan
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>>53930456
It works, I know.
But it starts having trouble with multiple tabs.
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>>53930386

would eat
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>>53929748
>not getting this
Used it thrice now, it's okay.
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>>53930412
>>53930445
same seller

http://www.gamesabyss.com/super-mario-piranha-plant-and-baby/
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>>53930468

Found the virgin
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>>53930468
better go with Tenga. the chinese companies don't use pure scilicone. they chink you by using a compound that can cause severe rash on your skin
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>Focalprice refunded my 3 bucks

Fuck, now I still need a cheap controller.
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>>53930468
can I try next?
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>>53930481
Also bought two Tenga.
Used both twice before throwing them away.

>>53930479
Welcome to 4chan.
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>>53930470
and at last.

All orange carrots are gmo
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>>53930481
Te Nga's aren't even real
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Placing my order for a Redmi note 3 right now.

What is some cheap shit i should add to my order?

Also, will everything get shipped at once with DHL?
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>>53930494
Have a go at it.

>>53930501
Weren't there some who ordered thr Blue Strawberry?
I'm going to order them too, probably. Why not.
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>>53930500

wtf, are those disguised as stress balls?
better empty them before your guests(implying) squeeze them.

top kek
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Tablet arrived yesterday, 64gb shark arrived today.

Feeling pretty good about it.
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VR Box 2.0 or vr shinecon?
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>>53930500
>Used both twice before throwing them away.
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>>53930522
Nah, there's a small tube with a tiny bag of lube and the instructions (in Moonrunes) in them to keep the shape of the eg.
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>>53930516
someone in the reviews posted this bag of seeds they got from the "carrots"

This is what actual carrot seeds should look like

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=Carrot+seeds&biw=1888&bih=1018&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjlzcSt3v7LAhUMopQKHSIZB_8Q_AUIBigB#imgrc=oGP11jIpXv04YM%3A

dont do it man, this guy is making money off peoples stupidity
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>>53930534

He's probably that guy that used to practice kissing on the lips-fleshlight
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>>53930534
not him but tenga eggs are meant as single use.
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>>53930554
>
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>>53930545
Jesus fuck, are those bugs?

Never mind then, how can he get away with literal fraud? Ali is usually very quick with that.

>>53930549
Nope, I even posted a pic of my dick in the egg.
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>>53929609
>2016
>buying food from gutter oil states
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>>53930554
What stops you from just washing it out.
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>>53930545
carrot seeds look like cumin
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>>53930563
theyre weed seeds, not the illegal type. Basically the stuff that velcro is based off. No ones reported it because they

1) dont know shit about seeds
2) the seeds never grow because of climate
3) the reviews are of the product as seeds, not as a plant...

>>53930572
yeah, (google link). I was thinking sunflower seeds but smaller, cumin is a better description
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>>53930445
I want to believe!
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>>53930563
>Nope, I even posted a pic of my dick in the egg.
where?
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>>53930583
http://horticulture.oregonstate.edu/isb/carrotseed.html

ahem

>>53930545
those are carrrot seeds
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>>53929776
I'm 99% sure that's Federer's nose.
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>>53930611
i stand corrected. Im not farmiliar with the fuzzy kind, however this seller is really dodge considering theyve listed blue strawberries and also a piranha plant from mario
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>buying a Redmi note 3 pro for 180$
>selling my shitty Motorola X Play still being sold for around 350€ here

jewing feels good man
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>>53930606
A few threads ago. Got a 3 day ban for it.
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looking for a bathroom radio/spaker with fm radio
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>>53930468
>>53930500
How much better are these compared to your hand? I'm quite tired of fucking my own hand 2bh.
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I dont have a credit card, does there exsist a method of buying a card that you can put money on but not have in your name?
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>>53930693
Prepaid credit cards.
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>>53930693
entropay
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>>53930693
ask your parents, if they dont want you to waste money on what you're gonna buy then shut the fuck up and wait until you earn your own money and card.
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>>53930437
no, I just like my shit to last a long time, work well and be cheap, this phone does exactly that.

I used my HTC One M7 for 3 years, it's snapdragon 600 isn't really that far off the 616, infact it benchmarks higher (Antutu 40k vs ~37k from 616, vs ~80k on 650). While my HTC One M7 performs well today still, it's significantly slower than my Redmi Note 3 Pro in some cases, in particular opening skype, scrolling/loading webpages in chrome, taking photos, recording video, and many more common shit. My M7 had a GPE 5.1 ROM too, nothing wrong with it's performance just that the faster hardware does fucking make a difference.
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>>53930692
That's why I got them as well.

The Tenga Eggs are okay, depending on variety. The Clicker was nice but Spider was shit.

The onahole I got is the Virgin version, around the size of my pinky. Hard to penetrate but lovely to fap/fuck with.

Both require lube or its not good. It feels nice to cum in something at least.

Here's the onahole (send a message if you want virgin, young girl or erotic) :
http://s.aliexpress.com/neU3YVNn

Tenga eggs (random which you get) :
http://s.aliexpress.com/EZBV326F

Both surprisingly came in within 2 weeks.
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Who 1900 here
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>>53930690
just ordered a Ubit X-6 or something from Ali for 10 bucks but it's not waterproof, might want to check some, look for some waterproof X-Mini or get an Mpow product, they're cheap-ish
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Why is it Chinese shit general instead of Chink shit general now?
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>>53930807
wtb time machine?
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Just chink updates
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>>53930741
azns are pretty small usually. I'm personally gonna go with the name-brand one cause they're larger and more durable and better curated.. probably, unless there's a good one
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>>53930741
thx. going to akihabara later to pick one up
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>>53930866
HONDA

what's in the new version?
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>>53930887
I can actually recommend a shop...

Its where I got mine back in Jan.

Cheaper there too. Interested or do you know the place?
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>>53930900
not in akiba no. i bought one a few years back in condomini in harajuku

gimme info bro
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>>53930929
what was the deal
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>All these people rushing to buy Xiaomi Mi Pad 2

>They are soon probably announcing Xiaomi Mi Pad 2 pro that have everything you miss from the first version

buy fags btfo, waitfags wins again.
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>>53930937

€2 game controller. Too good to be true.
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>>53930410
Nah, i just wanted the input of people who have experience dealing with ali sellers and this kind of thing. I'll fuck off.
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>>53930722
i only have a debit card, thats what i was concerned about. And i do have a job...
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>>53930412
Hate to shit on your parade, but every image they list you can find in normal colour by reverse image searching them.
Make of that what you will.
I did order some for giggles, haven't got around to growing them yet. Hope they're not some invasive parasite.
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>>53930984
just pot them
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>>53930980
I pay for all my online purchases with a debit card, what are you on about? Ali/Amazon/Ebay/GB/Banggood and whatever other place you can think of takes debit cards
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>>53930938
this is kind of their game with chinese companies and Xiaomi specifically; announce the release date for an item, re-sellers/retailers mark it up by about 50% over the domestic msrp, have a "pre-sale" or flash sales which makes it only 20% overpriced, keep it going for 2-3 weeks until device is released. Then 2 weeks later start leaking specs for the next device to build hype.
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>>53930952
Cheap controllers & knock-off mouses are usually crap. You can find good deals on decent brand-name hardware in eBay though. Those make for a great buy.
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>>53931008
oh ok, soz never actually purchased anything online with my own card.
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Cakebux order part 1 arrived.
I was a retard to not include the SOMAKE with the first order but it sounds great even if I just hook it up like this.
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>>53931024

It was a Xiaomi controller that's supposedly good, but instead of reducing the price with 9% the GayBucks team reduced it with 90% and thus it cost like 2-3$
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>>53931021
Redmi Note 3 had no SD-card slot, suddenly they go "oh shit we forgot about that, look Redmi Note 3 pro" now with SD-card

Same shit gonna happen with the Mi Pad 2, I'll probably wait for a Mi Pad 2 Pro.

rushfags btfo.
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>>53931037
they messed up the Mi 5 "Mi Carnival" sale price earlier this week when it went live, for about 3 minutes it was $157.
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>>53930606
it was disgusting
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Am I the only one who can't make an account on Aliexpress?
I press the register-thingie and it just takes me to this site. Guess either I am retarded, their site is fucked up somehow or I am doing something wrong. Former and latter most probable.
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>>53930866
have they added landscape mode in their launcher yet?
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>>53930900
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>>53931044
they did the same with the Redmi 3 within weeks, so far there's only the 32gb version announced but I guarantee another will come out "Prime Pro" with 16MP and 64gb, I think today friday at 10am (GMT+8) was the release
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What's the most valuable chink shit that you've bought, /g/?
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>>53931072
lel every time
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>>53930866
damn want
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>>53931072
disable adblock
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>>53931095
the cube i7 i'm shitposting from right now
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>>53931072
Disable ad-blockers/noscript/ect, should work then
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What are /g/'s best recommendations for cheap chinese phones. Gotta get one for my father since he's never used a smart phone in his life and r\we just upgraded his plan to have internet since it's cheaper.

$200-250 price range.
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>>53931104
>>53931106

Works. Thanks a bunch honeybees.
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>>53931119
Redmi note 3 pro best bang for your buck phone look at pastebin m8
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>>53931119
>Gotta get one for my father since he's never used a smart phone in his life

normies will probably get frustrated with chinese phones
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>>53930036
So expect xo5 and xo1 they're good and very similar? What can you use Bluetooth for?
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>>53931119
The Vernee Thor and Apollo Lite might be up your alley
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>>53931119
note 3 pro is the current hot meme
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>>53931119
Redmi Note 3 Pro (the Snapdragon version) of course. Literally the best phone available in that price range. Or, if you have 100 dollars more to spare, get your dad a Mi5.
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>>53931095
toys
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>2 days of use
>6h 52m 57s SoT @ 80% auto brightness

RN3P meme is best phone
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>>53931144
>>53931161
>>53931165
Thanks anon.

>The Vernee Thor

Just googled that at it's on sale for 99 bucks. Is gearbest a legit site to order from? Just to make sure, it works with US T-mobile right?

>>53931138
> normies will probably get frustrated with chinese phones

yea... tho my father has learned how to watch chinese shows from the internet after a couple of months. Had to put all the chinese websites in the favorites so he can easily go to them without my help. I think he'll eventually learn to use smartphones. He's also kinda jealous everyone has a smartphone these days except him so he does want to upgrade.
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>>53931119
If you mean cheap cheap, Doogee X5 Pro is pretty awesome for it's price. Just make sure before you buy a chinese phone that it has the bands for your dad's provider.
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>>53931119
Redmi Note 3 Pro with Snapdragon 650. The UI should be pretty easy for him to use if you just set everything up for him (MIUI is pretty similar in aesthetic to iOS). Powerful when you need it to be and energy efficient when you just casually use it. Has really good battery life either way. It's an all aluminum body so it's rigid and the shape makes it feel really nice.

If you think he prefers 5.0" go with the Mi4c.
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>>53930866
is that the beta or stable rom ?
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>>53931221
Thor won't work on T-mobile 3G or LTE.

2G: GSM 900/1900/2100MHz
3G: WCDMA 900/2100MHz
4G: FDD-LTE 800/1800/2100/2600MHz
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>>53929609
chink
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>>53931218
cant fucking wait until I get mine desu
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What the hell is with the recent shilling of Xiaomi? How much does they pay you do it you chinks?
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>>53931252
I really appreciate the help. Thanks. Does Apollo Lite work with US T-mobile?
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>>53931252
Or it will work somewhat, since it doesn't have UMTS 1700mhz.
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Corncob bulbs arrived.
10 for $9.5 minus $3 with cakebux.

My house hasn't caught fire yet.
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>>53931275
The specs aren't out but it will likely have 3G 850/9001900/2100 mhz, and most chinese phones never come with the 4G bands.
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>>53931274
what's a better phone for $150-200? think about it.
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>>53930910
Cant post for some reasons... post regarded as spam...
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>>53931274
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>>53931295
ah ok, thanks, i guess i gotta look up some 4g chinese phones.
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>>53931324
Even the highest end flagship released recently doesn't have american LTE bands. And I only know of Elephone P8000 that has a US version, for about $160
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>>53931311
K3 note isn't bad and it's slightly cheaper.
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>>53931354
>2GB RAM
>Mediatek
>3000mAh battery

I think everything has been said already. Redmi Note 3 Pro is better m8.
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>>53931380
Price difference?

And what's wrong with mediatek? The mt6752 used in the k3 note is more efficient than the sd615 used in more expensive devices while offering flagship performance
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>>53931354
not bad, although all plastic, has dual flash but no phase detection auto focus. camera quality is on par with the Note 2 but not as good as Mi4c, and the processor is kind of dated. even with a 3000mah battery, big.LITTLE Snapdragons are way more efficient.

currently there's MTK6753 phones that are all around better than the K3 note for like $20 more but that's a well rounded inexpensive phone.
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>>53931284
Yeah, yeah, like you can fucking delete the stuff
also, I got a couple of that things and they are SHIT
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>>53931443
Mtk6752 is more powerful than the 6753 though.

Can multithread as high as an a9 in geekbench
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>>53931409
The difference is worth since Redmi 3 Note Pro has a newer chip, more battery, better Micro SD support (up to 128gb compared to 32gb for the K3), way better camera and also it's newer, while still having a good price that doesn't make you sacrifice your savings. For nearly 100$ more (if we take the cheapest K3 model and a medium priced Redmi 3 Note), you get way better everything. Also Redmi 3 Note has a metal case, not a plastic one, and a fingerprint sensor.
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>>53931458
don't be an ass

>>53931044
>>53931059
There will always be the next best thing right around the corner. If you keep waiting, you'll end up never getting anything. After all, why buy any tablet when intel is about to release the newer atom chipsets.
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>>53931460
because it's clocked higher, using more power.
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>>53931469
Eh true enough, k3 note is a little dated.
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I can't find a Redmi Note 3 pro seller on Aliexpress that delivers to Europe via DHL

What do?
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>>53931458
lel that's not Brelong
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This just arrived in the post. Where can I find VR hentai videos or apps?
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>>53931458
They are small and very efficient at 6W, so they don't produce vast quantities of light. But they work well in the right locations. They are not worse than other 6W lights.
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>>53931513
Brelong is the meme of chink lighting.
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>>53931542
The light is so fucking bad you will live at 30FPS the second you use one, fucking try to plug one and move stuff, I was unable to use them more than 20m, I was getting fucking crazy
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>>53931509
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/rn3p-32gb-uk-dhl/32597684693.html

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/another-note3pro-dhl/32598227866.html
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>>53931564

Thanks dude
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Any onaholes to recommend? How about one that will make fun of my small premature ejaculating penis..?
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>>53931573
np bud
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http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wholesale-Retail-7g-pcs-V-tie-Sugru-Adhesive-5-Colors-Silicone-Rubber-Glue-Universal-Silica-Gel/32535348083.html

came in yesterday, hope it turns out good. i'm planning on doing:
https://sugru.com/gallery/make-your-apple-earpods-fit-better
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>>53931532
>>>/t/704330
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>>53931596
I wonder if you could even dip that in silicon or plasti-dip after.
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>>53931596
lol, why not just get better earphones?
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>>53931556
Maybe a voltage problem? Or they don't work well with DC or something?
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>>53931598
Thanks
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>>53931409
Mediatek is ok, but right now the redmi note 3 pro just kind of shits on everything at the pricepoint, even current $600 flagships from well known brands.

A72 cores are like intel while A53 cores are like AMD. It's a massive stepup, even while the 650 is a 600-class snapdragon it's faster than every snapdragon 800 series besides the 820 which also has A72 cores.
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>>53931554
They're still bright af
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so people with the Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 pro how is it like without having 4g? Does it bother you at all?
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>>53931284
fucking why
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>>53931691
those burgers are probably still asleep
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>>53931284
>cheapshit

How bright does it make your flat
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>>53931691
Eurofag here so I don't give a shit about the burgers. Since the Redmi has support for the 1800Mhz frequency I get 4G signal without any problem.
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Any /csg/ approved e-readers? Does Xiaomi make any?
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