Buzzwords
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"From the ground up"
"Quad-core"
"AI"
"Intel i7"
"Gigahertz"
"Tech"
"The Net"
"Coding"
"Tablet"
"Intelligent"
"Touch Screen"
"VR"
"Designed just for you"
"Redesigned"
"Intuitive"
"Octa-core"
"Internet of things"
"The Cloud"
"Haptic Feedback"
"Senses your movement"
"Social Media"
"Tweeted"
"Startup"
"Kickstarter"
"Brand new design"
"Collaboration"
"Big Data"
"Data Mining"
"Minecraft"
"Beta"
"Cyber"
"Deep web"
Missing any?
"Java" :^)
>>53900360
>A buzzword is a fashionable term based on a technical term that often has its original meaning removed.
pick up a dictionary
>>53900360
"Technigger"
"Panjeet"
"Social media features "
Linux
Windows
Mac
>>53900360
"Node.js"
>>53900360
"Anything"
>>53900360
>Missing any?
you forgot "disrupt"
"programming"
"optimization"
"user friendly"
Enterprise
"social"
"stable"
Apparently, "buzzword"
"deploy"
"deprecated"
"non-free"
"4chan anime website"
>elastic
>cloud
>web scale
>big data
>machine learning
>devops
>as a service
>inclusive
>high availability
>user friendly
>pooled storage
>VR
>managed code
>video games
>gpu
>desktop
>battlestation
"warranty"
The entire Apple ad's text.
"Zeitgeist"
"Experiences"
''tflop''
>military grade
"Optimized"
"Revolutionary"
"Innovation"
"Bleeding Edge"
"guaranteed"
"Islamic State"
"6 million"
Backend
Dynamic
Integrated
>designated shitting street
it's literally no different from a regular shitting street
"buzzword"
"consensual"
>>53902315
>regular shitting street
WHY DOES NOBODY UNDERSTAND WHAT A BUZZWORD IS
"meme"
>"electricity"
>>53902349
buzzword is a buzzword
made you think
>>53900360
"Buzzwords"
"Missing Any"
":^)"
"harold.jpeg"
Water resistant
"full stack"
"works"
smart_______.
intelligent design
intuitive
social
retina
microtransactions
the cloud
>>53900360
You forgot:
"Secure system/browsing/communication"
"Anonymous users/postings/communication"
>ctrl + f powerful
>0
So,
"powerful"
>>53900360
Synergy
>>53900360
"Smart" and "connected" and "IOT" and "guru". And just for keks, "open source"
>>53900360
"Develop" "front-end"
"meme"
my personal favorite
>EASY TO REASON ABOUT
literally every other sentence in the react ecosystem
>hard drive
>RAM
>motherboard
>processor
>Mac os
>security
>encryption
>privacy
"won't light your house on fire"
>polaris
>zen
>pascal
>tegra
"Gamer"
"Baked in there"
>>53902315
>>53902338
The joke is that every street is a shitting street
