>Your favourite programming language
>Your least favourite programming language
>What's your virginity status
>How much coffee do you drink per day
>How spicy do you like your foods
>How many Operating Systems have you used
>Your favourite programming language - python
>Your least favourite programming language - java
>What's your virginity status - drowning in pussy
>How much coffee do you drink per day - none
>How spicy do you like your foods - whatever
>How many Operating Systems have you used - most of them
>c/c++
>visual basic
>I am don juan
>3-4 cups
>a little bit spicy
>too many
>>53898905
>java
>C, i dont understand it lol xd
>im a virgin because i want to
>lots and lits im an coffee adict xD xD
>I use windows and ubuntu, but I use windows more because ubuntu is hard :3
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
Haskell
>>Your least favourite programming language
C
>>What's your virginity status
Virgin
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
1-2
>>How spicy do you like your foods
A touch, but not too much
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
The main 3, a lot more if you count linux distros individually
>c++
>visual basic
>virgin because socializing is scary
>none
>fairly spicy
>all of them
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
Scala
>>Your least favourite programming language
Javascript
>>What's your virginity status
Have had sex and gf
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
2-3 cups
>>How spicy do you like your foods
Pretty spicy
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
If you count different distributions then like 10? 15?
>>53898905
>Rust
>PHP
>Yes
>0
>0 to medium
>wangdows, osx, ubuntu, arch, debian
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
Python. Or Perl.
>>Your least favourite programming language
Java
>>What's your virginity status
It's been so long I feel like it's come back again.
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
None.
>>How spicy do you like your foods
As a motherfucker.
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
Lots of them. These days using a mix of Linux, Windows, AmigaOS, and BSD.
>>53898905
>JS
>VB, C#
>I can't into wizard anymore
>none, I started to hate coffee because my horrible boss drinks it everyday and the smell reminds me of all the work that he pushes onto me
>depends on the weather
>too many to count
>>53898905
>C++
>Java
>Virgin
>Lots
>Lots
>4
>>53898905
>C and Python
>Java and C#
>Virgin
>Dont like it.But drinks a lot of tea.
>Not too spicy
>Lots.4 if distros are not considered as seperate.
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
Not sure, but my holy Trinity is Python, C, and Java
>>Your least favourite programming language
JavaScript
>>What's your virginity status
Lost it at 18
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
16oz iced in summer or 2 cups hot for winter in the morning. Depending on how tired I am, drink 4-6 drinks through out the work day after to maintain
>>How spicy do you like your foods
I like spice, I usually go pretty hot. To the point where nose runs and you sweat
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
Windows 98/XP/7, Debian, Slackware, Android, ChromeOS, and some old OSX. Prefer Debian or Windows 7 for day to day.
>>53898905
>Java
>havent used C much
>virgin
>0, only if needed
>less spicy
>7
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
Scheme
>Your least favourite programming language
C++
>What's your virginity status
Lost at 24 to current bf
>How much coffee do you drink per day
1-2 cups of coffee, but also 2-4 200mg caffeine pills throughout the day.
>How spicy do you like your foods
Overwhelmingly
>How many Operating Systems have you used
Too many until I settled on Gentoo 8 years ago.
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
Ruby
>Your least favourite programming language
PHP
>What's your virginity status
I'm married and had many sexual partners in my life
>How much coffee do you drink per day
2 cups of real coffe (ie. European style, not the watery shit Americans drink)
>How spicy do you like your foods
Very spicy. I love Korean food.
>How many Operating Systems have you used
Windows, GNU, BSD, Atari OS, Commodore, Spectrum, Android, SunOS/Solaris, OS X for like 10 minutes
>>53898905
>Haskell
>Java
>KHV
>a little
>some linux distros
>Your favourite programming language
PHP. Easy shit code for loads of money
>Your least favourite programming language
"JavaScript" or whoever decided JavaScript should be used a full-on programming language
>What's your virginity status
Married, have sex regularly
>How much coffee do you drink per day
Don't drink coffee
>How spicy do you like your foods
Mild, but I can handle very spicy food if need be
>How many Operating Systems have you used
Windows, GNU/Linux, OS X
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
JS
>Your least favourite programming language
objective c
>What's your virginity status
lost at 17 - got gf + several other stories (I'm 28 now)
>How much coffee do you drink per day
2 espressos
>How spicy do you like your foods
no spicy or just a few
>How many Operating Systems have you used
all of them at least 8 hours at work for the last 10 years
came from windows to linux to osx masterrace
>>53898905
Python
Javascript
Married
1 to 2 cups a day
A little bit spicy
A few, but not too many
>>53899458
>GNU
HURD doesn't even work, faggot.
>Your favourite programming language
Java
>Your least favourite programming language
F#
>What's your virginity status
drowning in no pussy
>How much coffee do you drink per day
zero
>How spicy do you like your foods
very spicy
>How many Operating Systems have you used
win 98/2000/XP/Vista/7, Mint, and older versions of OSX
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
Python or c++, I dunno lel
>>Your least favourite programming language
JavaScript
>>What's your virginity status
Normie, lost at 15
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
350-500mL
>>How spicy do you like your foods
Very. Grow my own thai dragons
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
Xp,7,8,osx, too many Linux distros to count
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
C++
>Your least favourite programming language
Python
>What's your virginity status
I've given multiple creampies
>How much coffee do you drink per day
0 cups
>How spicy do you like your foods
So spicy that my asshole burns in delight
>How many Operating Systems have you used
If you mean by grouping, all 3 consumer ones.
>Python
>Java
>virgin
>1 at morning
>easy to cook food
>I'm using Debian right now
>>53899445
post nudes faggot
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
Java
>>Your least favourite programming language
Python
>>What's your virginity status
Virgin
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
1-3 cups
>>How spicy do you like your foods
Burn me down
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
Wangblows
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
ruby
>>Your least favourite programming language
pascal
>>What's your virginity status
can't count the girls on two hands
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
0 cups, 1 if it is gym day
>>How spicy do you like your foods
very. I have yellow fever and them asian girls cook spicy food
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
win7/8, ubunutu, mint, debian, fedora, arch and >gentoo
never used OSX
Python, Vala
PHP
Lost my virginity at 23 with a prostitute in Thailand.
About 3 cups
Very little spiciness
Dunno, but I've used a lot of Linux distros, a few BSDs and Windows.
>>53899521
this screams mediocracy
>>53899521
what a beta cuck
what's the point of survey threads?
>Your favourite programming language
C++ and C# (inb4 winfag)
>Your least favourite programming language
Lua
>What's your virginity status
have a gf
>How much coffee do you drink per day
No coffee but milk for me, about one liter a day (~one third of a gallon)
>How spicy do you like your foods
I like the taste, but I’m hypersensitive to spices and it hurts me more than I enjoy the taste, unfortunately
>How many Operating Systems have you used
Mmh, about nine I’d say
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
C++, it's pretty much all I have experience with
>>Your least favourite programming language
Java, I only started to learn it
>>What's your virginity status
Virgin, not a kissless embarrassment though
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
Some days none, probably about 16oz average
>>How spicy do you like your foods
About a-double-portion-of-hot-salsa-at-chipotle or triple-jalapeños-at-subway hot
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
Counting all versions of Windows as one, then two (messed around with Ubuntu a while back, haven't gotten around to trying again).
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
>>Your least favourite programming language
>>What's your virginity status
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
>>How spicy do you like your foods
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
C++
Java
Virgin if you don't count oral
Less than a cup a day
Like spicy food
Windows, Ubuntu +flavors, DSM, OSX
>>53899529
Hurd works on specific hardware with lots of bugs faggot.THere's a reason why Arch Hurd,Debian Hurd exists.
>>53899658
how do you manage to have oral but no sex?
>>53899458
PHP isn't a programming language but it still counts because it's so broken
>>53899484
>whoever decided JavaScript should be used a full-on programming language
it isn't, an neither is PHP
>married
marriage is cuck status, no wonder you like PHP
>>53899484
You can smell a curry nigger from post itself
>>53899574
I want /b/ children who wastes post to leave
>>53899697
Because every relationship I have been in has been with virgins and for some reason they are terrified of penetration.
>>53898905
>C#
>too many contenders
>virgin
>2 espressos
>more than average
>like idk different distros count?
>>53899766
lol yeah that is true though. I was with some girl when we were both virgins, and it took us 1 year to progress from oral to actual sex.
After that it's different though, sex happens more often thatn oral. Maybe 90% of girls will still blow you before sex but there's a handful that wants to be more comfortable for oral or something.
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
Java
>Your least favourite programming language
Ansi C
>What's your virginity status
null Married with biological child.
>How much coffee do you drink per day
0
>How spicy do you like your foods
A little more thab moderate
>How many Operating Systems have you used
Around seven
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
php
>Your least favourite programming language
python, it's ugly
>What's your virginity status
have child
>How much coffee do you drink per day
0 these days, sometimes 1 or 2 cups
>How spicy do you like your foods
pretty damn
>How many Operating Systems have you used
15-30? idk? define "operating system"
>c
>java
>6years relationship and counting
>4 cups
>from 1 to 10 I prefer 4
>windows from 95 till 10, Ubuntu, Arch, and my current set up is Hackintosh triple boot win10/arch/mavericks
>C
>Visual Basic, F#, php, C#
>married
>0
>very spicy
>(in the past: MS-DOS, windows 1.0, 3.11, 95, 98, XP, 7; Debian GNU/Linux) Arch Linux
>>53898905
>html and css :^)
>C
>non virgin since 9/yo
>none
>none
windows and unix based systems
>c++
>c# or java
>not a virgin
>none
>a bit spicy but not incredibly spicy
>too many to count
>>53898905
Assembly
Python
Virgin
0, don't think I have ever drank a full cups worth in my life
extremely mild
I think it was something like
Apple DOS 3.2
Mac OS 6
Mac OS 7
Mac OS 8
Windows 3
Windows 95
Windows 98
Windows 2000
Windows XP
Mac OS X Leopard
Windows Vista
Mac OS X Snow Leopard
Ubuntu 10.04 Lucid Lynx
DOS 7
Damn Small Linux
Puppy
Ubuntu 10.10 Maverick Meerkat
Ubuntu 11.04 Natty Narwhal
Windows 7
Ubuntu 12.04 Precise Pangolin
Rasbian
Desbian 6
Desbian 7
Desbian 8
>>53900020
is this pic real?
>>53900110
old enough for apple DOS but still a virgin
this is just sad, you should not have posted this
>>53898905
>JavaScript
>PHP
>I'm pure
>zero coffee cups per year
>a little spicy
>1
>>53900120
the pic is real the book is not
>>53900137
How old do you think I am? I doubt you even got my age right.
Because that Apple DOS was in first grade computer lab. Which was a huge deal because the future had come to our school, in the form of the Apple ][ education initiative. Wasn't till much later we got one at home.
>>53900280
still a virgin
>>53898905
>Java
>Visual Basic
>non-virgin, although haven't had sex in 3 years so I'm pretty much born-again
>None, don't like coffee
>Minimal spicy
>Windows(98, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10), Linux(Ubuntu, Fedora, Mint).
>>53900354
that is not an age
... unless it is some kind of code
01110011 01110100 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110110 01101001 01110010 01100111 01101001 01101110
14?
Well then I would be too young to be on this image board, which lacks images most of the time
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
Can't decide between C and Haskell
>Your least favourite programming language
JavaScript
>What's your virginity status
Not virgin
>How much coffee do you drink per day
0-2 cups, I've mostly switched to tea
>How spicy do you like your foods
I grow carolina reapers
>How many Operating Systems have you used
I've tried lots but I use Debian Stable now.
Might switch to FreeBSD this weekend.
>>53898905
C
JS
I had sex last friday
I drink energy drinks and black tea regularly
Habanero a best
Windows 95/XP/7 and 4 or 5 flavors of linux
>>53898905
>Python
>Java
>Is a decision I choosed
>2 cups
>I like when my shit burns my ass
>around 7
>>53899245
Kill yourself
>>53898905
C++
Java
Virgin
0 (I drink tea because I'm not a colonial)
Moderately spicy
Windows:XP,Vista,7
Android: 2.3.5,4.2.2,4.4.4
Linux: Ubuntu servers,Raspbian,Kodi
>>53898905
>favourite programming language
C or Kotlin
>least favourite
C++ or Rust
>virginity status
I'm a virgin D:
>how much coffee
not that much, depends on the night before and what I'm doing that day
>how spicy do I like foods
relatively spicy, but I'm no Pajeet
>how many operating systems have you used
~10, but I use Windows 10 and Arch on a regular basis
>Your favourite programming language
Java
>Your least favourite programming language
VB
>What's your virginity status
Not.
>How much coffee do you drink per day
1 cup
>How spicy do you like your foods
Medium
>How many Operating Systems have you used
2
>Your favourite programming language
Scheme
>Your least favourite programming language
Visual Basic
>What's your virginity status
Virgin
>How much coffee do you drink per day
0
>How spicy do you like your foods
depends on the food, but I can handle some heat
>How many Operating Systems have you used
Do various version of Windows, Apple's OS, and Linux distros count?
>>53898905
>Javascript
>Pascal
>soon
>none
>none
>2
>>53898905
> c++
> ~ don't have one
> gf, who wants more sex than me (little bit more tho, so not annoying or anyhting)
> none
> not spicy
> 1, I'm a fag who's to lazy to linux
>It's a dataming thread
>Your favourite programming language
C++
>Your least favourite programming language
Java
>What's your virginity status
26 year old virgin with plenty of spoiled opportunities of losing it at several different ages
>How much coffee do you drink per day
2-3 cups, black
>How spicy do you like your foods
Spicy as in hot? Very. Spicy as in lots of condiments? Not very.
>How many Operating Systems have you used
I don't know, like 5
>>53900912
FOR FUCKS SAKE HIROYUKI YOU MESSED UP MY MEME ARROWS
>>53900903
dank mee mee, where'd u get it? :3
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language - C / Python
>Your least favourite programming language - Java
>What's your virginity status - slept with ~10 girls, a few of which were fuckbuddies
>How much coffee do you drink per day - used to be 4/5, reducing it to 0
>How spicy do you like your foods - as spicy as possible
>How many Operating Systems have you used - Most Windows, OS X Yosemite, Ubuntu 14
>Your favourite programming language
Python
>Your least favourite programming language
C#
>What's your virginity status
Apprentice Wizard
>How much coffee do you drink per day
None
If needed, just on cup in the morning
>How spicy do you like your foods
Mild
>How many Operating Systems have you used
The main trio
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
C++
>>Your least favourite programming language
Haskell
>>What's your virginity status
Kissed virgin
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
None, tea master race
>>How spicy do you like your foods
Both are acceptable to me
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
95, xp, win7, Ubuntu, archlinux, windows server 2012 r2.
Archlinux is my main os, 2012r2 as a fallback if windows is needed.
>>53898905
>c/c++
>javascript
>multiple encounters, but anxiety -> couldn't get it up
>none since they mess w my antidepressants
>usually pretty picante tbqh
>osx, windows, ubuntu linux
C++.
VBasic.
Virgin.
4 cups per day since I was 3.
Whatever.
Windows 98, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows 7 and I recently tried Windows 8.1. Technically I use Linux too, since I have a server.
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
Haskell
>>Your least favourite programming language
Javascript
>>What's your virginity status
In a relationship
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
0, I hate coffee.
>>How spicy do you like your foods
Spicy.
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
Windows XP, 7, 10, Various Linux distros. Does IOS (not iOS) count?
>>53901086
>blew the chance
Pretty jelly bro. Have gf but don't know what to do...
>>53901124
Get to know her better. Open up to her. Ask her about herself. Have an actual connection between you and her. Then, if she's up for it, have her get on the pill, put a condom on, and go to town.
>>53898905
>Java, coz I make money out of it and C#, python, javascript etc, coz they are fun
>C/C++, even tho working with arduinos and shit can be hella fun, but whet it comes to do work and move from my confy area it sucks
>fucked over 80 different girls, starting from the age of 13, and I dont count the hookers. married right now, 2 kids. Such is life in eastern Europe.
>If its not spicy I wont eat.
>Almost all the mainstream linux and OSX-Gay edition but never actually moved to win 10
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language - C
>Your least favourite programming language - C
>What's your virginity status- checked
>How much coffee do you drink per day- 1/2
>How spicy do you like your foods- ALOT
>How many Operating Systems have you used- i don't
>>53898905
>C++
>Don't really dislike any of them
>Long gone
>A cup in the morning
>Pretty spicy
>4-5?
javascript
Java
Not a virgin (giving or taking ;), have a gf.
2-3 cups
Moderately
OSx, Windows, Ubuntu
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
Python 2
>>Your least favourite programming language
Javascript
>>What's your virginity status
Not a virgin
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
Few cups a week
>>How spicy do you like your foods
Somewhat
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
3 or 4, not counting distros
>Java
>Visual Basic
>virgin
>no coffee
>extremely spicy
>XP, Win7,8,10, *Ubuntu and Arch, so 6
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
Haskell
>Your least favourite programming language
Javascript
>What's your virginity status
not a virgin
>How much coffee do you drink per day
0
>How spicy do you like your foods
I can tolerate mild spice but only in certain types of food.
>How many Operating Systems have you used
Windows and Linux
>Your favourite programming language
Ruby
>Your least favourite programming language
C
>What's your virginity status
Permavirgin wizard
>How much coffee do you drink per day
1-2 cups
>How spicy do you like your foods
As much as possible
>How many Operating Systems have you used
10 Windows, 5 gnu/linux, 4 OSX
Java
PHP
Long since obliterated
Two or three mugs
A little bit, depends on the food. Hot sauce or siracha on scrambled eggs is amazing.
Too many to remember, I use Windows, Linux, ChromeOS and two different proprietary OS's pretty much everyday between work and home.
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
Python
>>Your least favourite programming language
PHP
>>What's your virginity status
Lost at 15
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
One in the morning
>>How spicy do you like your foods
In America I really have to scour for restaurants that serve spicy enough food.
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
Windows 98,Xp,7 Linux Xubuntu,fedora, RHEL,gentoo and OSX
>>53898905
>First two
I am nocodez
>Virginity
Not a virgin
>Coffee
I don't drink that much, maybe 2 cups per week at most
>Spicyness
Rather spicy, 3.5 on a 5 scale
>OS
A lot? Windows 95, 98, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10, and OS X since Mavericks. No Linux though, maybe in the future.
Java
Brainfuck
Not for the last 15 years
Relentless * 4
Nose bleed strength
Windows,Linux,Workbench,*bsd,hp-ux,aix,etc etc
>Your favourite programming language
None, I hate them all. But I like Scala.
>Your least favourite programming language
All of them.
>What's your virginity status
Fucking my ex-girlfriend
>How much coffee do you drink per day
Depends, if I'm at work two to three cups, if at home I only drink tea.
>How spicy do you like your foods
I like them spicy, but since my anus and stomach are shit I can't be the king of Tabasco and Chipotle Sauce as I would like to be
>How many Operating Systems have you used
Dunno, Mac, Ubuntu, Fedora, Debian, openSuse, Windows, freeBSD, openBSD, Android, iOS. This is a silly question.
>>53898938
>>Your favourite programming language - C
>>Your least favourite programming language - Python
>>What's your virginity status - MIA since 2010
>>How much coffee do you drink per day - 1 small cup
>>How spicy do you like your foods - depends
>>How many Operating Systems have you used - windows, OSX, ubuntu, fedora
>Your favourite programming language
javascript with all the latest features, including stage2 features. python is a 2nd favorite
>Your least favourite programming language
c++
>What's your virginity status
20 girls in the last 8 years, not too bad i guess
>How much coffee do you drink per day
about 6-7 espressos tfw wagecuck
>How spicy do you like your foods
i poo in the loo but i like it spicy
>How many Operating Systems have you used
used to dual boot ubuntu and windows, now just windows
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
Depends on the purpose.
Cross platform or rapid prototyping: Xojo
Raw performance: C++
Web: depends on the project. Server side I will choose C# or VB.NET in some cases; PHP in others; and Xojo in still others. (Note: to me C# and VB.NET are two sides of the same coin. I don't care which a client prefers if the main choice is .NET. I silently laugh at C# developers who think they are superior because they "use C".)
The kind of "one off" stuff where most people use scripting languages or interpreted languages like Python: Xojo again. It's just as fast in terms of development time and offers a full cross platform GUI, good debugger, and native code.
>>Your least favourite programming language
Functional programming languages (i.e. Haskell). For me it's a meme. It's too far removed from the way a computer works which ultimately leads to performance and code maintenance issues. Even languages like C#/VB and Xojo are a little too "high level" for my tastes. I enjoy it when I get to dive into C++ or raw C and optimize the shit out of some function.
>>What's your virginity status
Notch count of 8.
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
None. I prefer the racetams to caffeine.
>>How spicy do you like your foods
I hate curry shit if that's what you're asking.
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
C64
Apple IIe
DOS
Classic Mac OS
Classic Windows (i.e. pre-NT)
Mac OS X
Modern Windows (anything from 2000 on)
A handful of Linux distros (it's GNU+Linux)
iOS
Android
Anyone remember Newton? Palm?
>>53898905
> Java
> JavaScript
> Slut
> 3 Cups of Strong Espresso
> Hot enough to be uncomfortable for other people
> 4 desktop ones (3 if you consider mac to be unix) and countless small embedded ones in the devices I own.
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
Currently I'm into Groovy.
>Your least favourite programming language
C or Assembler.
(More or less the same)
>What's your virginity status
I'm doing fine.
>How much coffee do you drink per day
Few cups, too much.
>How spicy do you like your foods
Very.
>How many Operating Systems have you used
A few. Best one were Win XP and Linux Mint IMHO.
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language - C
>Your least favourite programming language - Ruby, probably
>What's your virginity status - I had sex 9 times last weekend
>How much coffee do you drink per day - coffee is nasty
>How spicy do you like your foods - either mild or super fucking hot, no in between
>How many Operating Systems have you used - Widows, Linux, TempleOS
>>53898905
> Java
> C
> Non-virgin but haven't had sex in about 18 months
> None but I drink way too much caffeinated soda
> No preference, spicy is okay
> A lot, but only three on a daily basis
>>53898905
>Favorite PL
Lua, maybe C
>Least Favorite PL
Verilog
>Virgin
Nope
>Coffee
1 cup on average
>How spicy
Very
>How many OSes
2 if you count Linux distros as the same OS, 12 otherwise. Looking to install BSD on my thinkpad after this semester.
>>53898905
>Your favorite programming language
D
>Your least favorite programming language
pascal
>What's your virginity status
KHV
>How much coffee do you drink per day
None, I dont like coffee
>How spicy do you like your foods
very spicy
>How many Operating Systems have you used
4
>>53899493
This screams hipster faggot
>>53898905
>Python
>Java
>Not virgin
>1-2 cups
>Pretty spicy lol
>4
Ruby and C++
PHP
Not a virgin
I mostly drink tea, 1-2 cups a day
Not very spicy
Quite a few.
I'm literally programming Java since 6 years an never really learned a other language (visual basic isnt one for me)
Never been into C++ so i cant tell if its superior. Why are so many C lovers hating on Java?
Android doesnt support C so i have to stay with Java.
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
C/C++
>>Your least favourite programming language
JavaScript
>>What's your virginity status
Have a gf of 7 months, have sex every day.
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
2 cups.
>>How spicy do you like your foods
Mild to strong.
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
4-5.
>Your favourite programming language
Python
>Your least favourite programming language
JavaScript
>What's your virginity status
Virgin
>How much coffee do you drink per day
1 cup a week
>How spicy do you like your foods
Pretty hot
>How many Operating Systems have you used
3
>Your favourite programming language
C++/Ruby
>Your least favourite programming language
JS
>What's your virginity status
It's been a few years.
>How much coffee do you drink per day
Zero. Coffee and energy drinks make you weak.
>How spicy do you like your foods
The spicier the better.
>How many Operating Systems have you used
Windows/Mac/Linux etc. Main distros are CentOS, Fedora, Mint. Others are for dicking around.
>Javascript
>Javascript
>gf living toghether
>5 cups
>some spice is good
>3+ (windows 95,98se,xp,7,8,8.1,10 - counts as 1 imo, osx, ubuntu 9.04 all the way up to 16.04 soon)
>>53904582
Wow... it's basically written in C
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language - erlang
>Your least favourite programming language - c++
>What's your virginity status - medium
>How much coffee do you drink per day - rarely 1 cuck
>How spicy do you like your foods - the best way
>How many Operating Systems have you used - ~6
Java
Brainfuck
Virgin
0
Hot
Many
Java
Lisp
Virgin
One cup that my wife’s son serves me each morning
I love curry!
One: Microsoft® Windows®.
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
I can't program for shit but I always thought C++ sounded cool
>>Your least favourite programming language
Java
>>What's your virginity status
Not a virgin but I haven't had sex since a few weeks after my friend with benefits got a boyfriend like six months ago (please kill me)
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
Usually none
>>How spicy do you like your foods
Not spicy
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
Eight
>>53899627
For semi-autists to brag to full-blown autists about how they lost their virginities before they turned 21.
>Your favourite programming language
Perl
>Your least favourite programming language
PHP, but mainly because of Wordpress shit I had to maintain years ago
>What's your virginity status
Still a virgin, not entirely by choice, but I've managed to sabotage a few attempts by roasties to get at my dick
>How much coffee do you drink per day
At least 2
>How spicy do you like your foods
I don't make spicy food for myself, but when given the option I always go for the spiciest because why the fuck not?
>How many Operating Systems have you used
The big 3. Don't wanna list a bunch of Linux distros.
>>53905125
C++ is like what would happen if accountants decided to implement a language using the cyberpunk aesthetic of the '80s. Except they were all high, retarded, and schizophrenic.
>>53898905
c/c++
Idk, maybe VB or python
virgin
none
depends on food
Linux( Ubuntu,debian,fedora,mint) ; Windows 7 and 8.1
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
Common Lisp. It's fun to write in, surprisingly practical, and has some really neat tricks I miss when I write in other languages.
>Your least favourite programming language
Python. I don't like significant whitespace, high order programming in Python is a royal pain, and the "one obvious way" crowd is even more overbearing than Lisp people can be.
>What's your virginity status
Virgin. I can actually socialize pretty well, I just don't meet new people very often.
>How much coffee do you drink per day
Way too much. Honestly, I should probably cut back a bit.
>How spicy do you like your foods
Very hot. No idea why though. It's basically Stockholm Syndrome: Food Edition.
>How many Operating Systems have you used
Pretty much all of them except for TempleOS at one time or another.
I do most of my stuff with the main 3 though.
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
machine
>Your least favourite programming language
java
>What's your virginity status
virgin
>How much coffee do you drink per day
1litre or more
>How spicy do you like your foods
Indian-spicy
>How many Operating Systems have you used
all of them
>>53905238
That sounds bad
>Ruby
>Python
>Taken by GF, now engaged
>32oz pressed by me every day
>Spicy!
>Pretty much every one I can get my hands on.
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
Go
>>Your least favourite programming language
PHP
>>What's your virginity status
Lost my v-card at 16
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
A cup if I really feel like shit; I mostly drink a fuckton of canned unsweetened green tea like the weeaboo scum I am
>>How spicy do you like your foods
Even Pajeet's bumhole quivers in terror at some t of the foods I like
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
>Windows
>OS X
>Mandrake (before it was called Mandriva), Ubuntu, Mint, Gentoo
>OpenBSD
>Plan 9 from Bell Labs, 9front
I guess that makes 8. I don't count things I didn't do any real work on for at least several days at a time.
>C++
>PHP
>Do BJs count?
>None
>Like Hell
>7
>>53898905
>lisp
>not sure, probably VB
>virgin
>none
>very
>four (not inside a VM)
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
Can't say I have a favourite. I use whatever is appropriate.
>>Your least favourite programming language
PHP
>>What's your virginity status
I had sex, it's overrated. Getting blowjobs is actually better.
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
None
>>How spicy do you like your foods
Moderate
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
Almost all Windows versions except maybe 2000 or server edition. Haven't used 10 either yet.
MS-DOS don't remember the versions.
Os X since 10.3 until 10.10.
Ubuntu 14.04 on server.
Palm OS and Android on phones.
>Your favourite programming language
C#
>Your least favourite programming language
Python
>What's your virginity status
Virgin
>How much coffee do you drink per day
3-4 cups
>How spicy do you like your foods
Pretty spicy, but no so spicy that it drowns out the rest of the flavor
>How many Operating Systems have you used
3. OSX, Linux, Windows
Note that I am pretty new to programming and have only used C# and Python, but C# seems pretty comfy so far.
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
C++
>>Your least favourite programming language
Obj-C
>>What's your virginity status
2virgin4u
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
Does tea count? 2-4
>>How spicy do you like your foods
Not too spicy, please.
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
OSX mainly, but Arch for fun, Windows for gaming.
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
Not sure. I still haven't run into anything that is actually usable for embedded development.
>Your least favourite programming language
Most of them. C++.
>What's your virginity status
Wizard.
>How much coffee do you drink per day
One cup.
>How spicy do you like your foods
Moderately.
>How many Operating Systems have you used
MS-DOS, Win3.1, Win95, Win98, WinME, WinXP, WinVista, Win7, Win8.1, Win10, Apple DOS 3.3, MacOS 6, MacOS 7, MacOS 8, MacOS9, varying linuxes (Mostly Gentoo, Arch, Ubuntu), AIX, Solaris
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
Java
>Your least favourite programming language
PHP
>What's your virginity status
nearly a wizard
>How much coffee do you drink per day
2-5 cups a day
>How spicy do you like your foods
very spicy
>How many Operating Systems have you used
dos, every windows from 3.11 to 8.1 and tried out some linux distros briefly
Hack/PHP. It's easy for me to get into and it makes it easy to find and squash bugs.
Probably ActionScript or Shell.
I am not a virgin and it seems odd to include this question but okay.
I don't drink coffee, can't stand the taste.
I like very spicy foods and I like non-spicy foods. But if I am going to do spicy I will try to go all the way.
I've used only a few, WXP, W7, W10, Ubuntu, Puppy Linux, and Damn Small Linux. I've never had a reason to configure my own distro like Arch nor Gentoo even though it sounds like an interesting side project.
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
Racket
>Your least favourite programming language
Java
>What's your virginity status
Non
>How much coffee do you drink per day
Coffee is pretty disgusting, desu senpai
>How spicy do you like your foods
Pretty spicy. There's a limit, though. I dislike it when it's so spicy it brings me physical pain.
>How many Operating Systems have you used
As in, used at all ever? Or installed onto a hard drive for daily use? If the former then 8, if the latter, then 2.
>C for interoperability, Rust for anything I can that doesn't need C, Ruby for small tools/daemons and web frontend, Elixir for backend or anything network related, Haskell for masturbation purposes
>Java, Python, PHP, JavaScript
>Wizard
>A couple redbulls.
>Don't care.
>Linux, Windows, OS X, OpenBSD, OpenSolaris, Haiku
>>53898905
- go
- c
- virgin
- 9 cups
- very spicy
- all of them since win98
- PHP (true)
- JavaScript
- Virgin
- Drink 14 cups/day (senseo) with milk and stevia. Is is that much?
- Don't like spicy foods because they make me shit orange juice.
- I used only Ubuntu since 7.04 release.
>>53900604
obvious baiter, son.
Fav: Swift
Least: Visual Basic
Virgin:Yes
Coffee: 2 cups
Spicy: Very
OS count: 6
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language - c
>>Your least favourite programming language - python
>>What's your virginity status - monogamy
>>How much coffee do you drink per day - maybe one coffee a month. Tea is where it's at.
>>How spicy do you like your foods - I occasionally like to eat really spicy chicken and get the burning ring of fire
>>How many Operating Systems have you used - geez I dunno, sometimes you just vm one that looks interesting ya know. Currently only dual boot.
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
C
>Your least favourite programming language
php
>What's your virginity status
Not one, but may as well be
>How much coffee do you drink per day
All of it
>How spicy do you like your foods
Before physically painful
>How many Operating Systems have you used
DOS, Win 95-10, GNU/Linux, BSD
I hate these threads
>Your favourite programming language
C
>Your least favourite programming language
Perl. I would rather write bash.
>What's your virginity status
Not one. More than 5, less than 10. Not really important to me.
>How much coffee do you drink per day
6-10 cups and vyvanse in the morning
>How spicy do you like your foods
I like a little spice
>How many Operating Systems have you used
Tried too many. Settled on Debian sid for most things, w7 only for games.
>c++ and lisp
>probably java
>21 year old kissless virgin, but it's alright
>about 1 cup
>as spicy as possible, to the point where I need milk afterwards
>windows, linux and OSX in descending order of frequency
>Java, if just for familiarity
>Assembly, because I can't think of anything else I really hate
>Nonvirgin; get regular sex
>A few sips of the girlfriend's
>Very slightly
>6 for an extended periods of time: Win98, WinXP, Win7, Ubuntu, Debian, Arch
>>53905002>>53904582
it makes sense for a mobile OS, especially one which runs on multiple hardwares.
Modern Java is really heavily documented, widely used, highly error-tolerant, not terribly unperformant, and it has decent support for the language features a mobile dev would want (async, crypto, etc
>>53906739
The problems are oracle and google that mess it with their patents.
Hope microsoft will not make the same with mono and xamarin...
sepples
javascript
wizard
Used to be a 16oz mug and an iced coffee everyday but switched to green and black tea.
very
Several windows versions, probably a dozen guhnoo plus linux distros, and freebsd. Also z/OS if doing work on a terminal at my job for years counts.
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
C or Java
>>Your least favourite programming language
Php, gets the job done but seems like it's built on hacks
>>What's your virginity status
20 year old virgin
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
1 or 2 cups a week
>>How spicy do you like your foods
I don't like spicy food
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
Windows, Ubuntu, mint, centos, Lubuntu, Macos, a couple others. Mostly stick to Windows , only use linux for development.
>>53898905
1 - transistors and switching manually in the cpu
2 anything else than 1
3 i have never laid eyes on a woman
4 only ever drank liquid from fARM Animals
5 i dont really enjoy any kind of particular flavor in food
6 all of them
>C(++)
>C#, visual basic
>Nonvirgin, still going out with my first GF, thinking about proposing
>None
>Flaming hot
>XP, 7, tried 8 once and hated it, used OSX for a while, now getting into Loonix with Ubuntu.
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
Common Lisp
>Your least favourite programming language
I dunno Fortran 77 sucks but it's simple, Python's whitespace enforcement pisses me off, not a huge fan of Java but it's not terrible.
>What's your virginity status
Not a virgin, even cuckolded a few SJW jackasses
>How much coffee do you drink per day
3-4 very large cups
>How spicy do you like your foods
The spicier the better
>How many Operating Systems have you used
I dunno a lot. Apple DOS or whatever, DOS, OS/2, various windows incarnations, IRIX, Solaris, SunOS, Linux, *BSD, OS X, QNX, probably more I'm forgetting about.. I'm getting kind of old at this point.
Girls whats the funniest post in this thread. I want to laff
>>53898905
>Haskell
>PHP, maybe Python
>Wizard
>None
>Reasonably spicy, but not too spicy
>More than I can be bothered to count
>C, though Scheme is getting up there
>Java
>Lost
>occasionally, not a daily thing
>Anywhere from not spicy to Thai or Indian spicy
>Windows 98, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, Lubuntu, Arch, Gentoo
>>53901029
>SICP memebook
How long has this joke been around?
>>53899748
In what way is your post not shitposting
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
Go
>>Your least favourite programming language
Java
>>What's your virginity status
Lost
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
0-3 cups
>>How spicy do you like your foods
Shit they don't sell in supermarkets
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
Assuming only PC, so 8.
>>53898905
>C
>Java
>virgin
>1 cup
>not too much
>6
>Your favourite programming language
Ruby (for scripting), C
>Your least favourite programming language
Java
>What's your virginity status
Not. But my girlfriend is a fucking furfag.
>How much coffee do you drink per day
About a 1-2 pots sometimes 3
>How spicy do you like your foods
Mild. Very if it's chili.
>How many Operating Systems have you used
Centos, Mint (NOT ANY MORE), win7, do cisco os's count?
>>53901029
>process is indeed much like a sorcerer's idea
>conjure processes like a sorcerer's
>arcane and esoteric programming
Holy shit they actually used the wizard metaphor in a professional textbook. I always thought it was really corny ("Haha, of course nerds want to think they're wizards") but they actually did it.
>>53908173
>not using Source Mage
The wizardry is real.
>Java, C
>Python
>lost it at 19, now I have sex once a year if the stars align
>a lot
>don't care
>windows 95-8
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
Python
>Your least favourite programming language
Probably Java
>What's your virginity status
In a relationship
>How much coffee do you drink per day
Way too much. Maybe 7-10 cups
>How spicy do you like your foods
Somewhat
>How many Operating Systems have you used
I've tried maybe 6 or 7 for periods longer than a month.
>>53908219
I have to say, the /tg/ in me smiles at the knowledge that people do actually use the wizard metaphor unironically.
>Your favourite programming language
C++
>Your least favourite programming language
JS
>What's your virginity status
Pure m8
>How much coffee do you drink per day
0
>How spicy do you like your foods
Mild
>How many Operating Systems have you used
Too many
Ayy lmao
>Your favourite programming language
scheme
>Your least favourite programming language
javascript
>What's your virginity status
extra virgin
>How much coffee do you drink per day
2 cups
>How spicy do you like your foods
very
>How many Operating Systems have you used
at least 10
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
C/++
>>Your least favourite programming language
Python
>>What's your virginity status
Permavirgin in all likelihood.
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
None.
>>How spicy do you like your foods
SUPAHOT.
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
How many slices of bread have you eaten?
>>53906507
Not even bait, that was obviously a joke
>>53908825
I'm only saying bait because it's hot new meme right now
>>53898905
>c
>js
>every hole has been fucked
>0
>mild
>2many4u
>Java
virgin / non virgin
>C or C# or C++
virgin / non virgin
Also question to those who lost their virginity.
How to get a gf that would feel comfortable by your side and get laid with you? I have no idea.
>>53898905
Best: JavaScript (imperative and functional hybrid and higher-order functions are really fun)
Worst: That I use? Probably c/c++
Not a virgin
0 cups of coffee (in my lifetime, mormon)
More spicy than most, but not looking for death
Most of Window's versions.. Ubuntu, Fedora, and Debian
>>53898905
<script type = "Text/JavaScript">
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language - Windows batch scripting
>Your least favourite programming language - ASP
>What's your virginity status - permavirgin
>How much coffee do you drink per day - none
>How spicy do you like your foods - not very
>How many Operating Systems have you used - 2
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
python
>Your least favourite programming language
python
>What's your virginity status
python
>How much coffee do you drink per day
python
>How spicy do you like your foods
python
>How many Operating Systems have you used
python
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
C++/CLI
>Your least favourite programming language
HTML
>What's your virginity status
My name is Chad.
>How much coffee do you drink per day
Im not too poor to afford adderall
>How spicy do you like your foods
Hotter than Windows 10
>How many Operating Systems have you used
All of them (Windows 10, Mac)
>>53899245
definitely kill yourself
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
Python
>>Your least favourite programming language
Java
>>What's your virginity status
Double digits lay count
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
2 cups
>>How spicy do you like your foods
mild or my colon shoots fire
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
5
>>53910082
where did you import that post from lmao
Lua probably. It's hard to choose though. https://esolangs.org/wiki/You_are_Reading_the_Name_of_this_Esolang will forever hold a spot in my heart.
There's a lot of programming languages out there. I don't like many but to choose a least favorite is even harder than choosing a favorite. Actionscript maybe just because I hate the way it does closures and had a nasty bug pop up because I assumed it'd handle them sanely.
Not virgin but not gonna be getting any anytime soon.
0 coffees.
Medium but I'm building up a taste for spicier foods.
Lots. 20something maybe?
>Your favourite programming language
Scala
>Your least favourite programming language
PHP
>What's your virginity status
yes
>How much coffee do you drink per day
0-2
>How spicy do you like your foods
moderately spicy
>How many Operating Systems have you used
win 98se, xp, vista, 7, 8 ; os x 10.6 ; ubuntu, elementary, arch
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
Java
>>Your least favourite programming language
PHP (5 seconds after you write something half the code is deprecated)
>>What's your virginity status
Not
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
Probably about 5-8 cups
>>How spicy do you like your foods
Extremely (Ghost, Trinidad Scorpion, etc)
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
Android
OSX
IOS
Linux - Debian based and Centos/Redhat based
Unix - Solaris and FreeBSD
Mac
Windows
DOS
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language: Clojure
>Your least favourite programming language: Javascript
>What's your virginity status: I have sex with my multiple partners (triad)
>How much coffee do you drink per day: Less than one on average
>How spicy do you like your foods: Very.
>How many Operating Systems have you used: Linux (like 10+ distros?), OSX, Windows, BSD, Solaris
I just started learning programming languages
JavaScript
I don't know what not to like so javascript(?)
Not a virgini
I drink a lot a lot of coffee
I love spicy foods
I've only used 2 operating systems unless you count specific Windows versions then probably like 7 or 8 probably
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
PHP
>>Your least favourite programming language
Python
>>What's your virginity status
Kissless virgin
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
0-3 cups, I guess
>>How spicy do you like your foods
A touch, so the food doesn't lose its taste, but depends on what I'm eating as well
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
Win 98 - Win 10, Ubuntu, Crunchbang and Arch
>>53898905
C++
meme languages, Haskell, Python, Scala
taken
0
6/10
7
>>53898905
C/C++
C#
Full Virgin
0
About 10 or 11 I don't remember well
BITCH I MADE A BOWL OF SALSA WITH 4 CAROLINA REAPERS YOU LITTLE PUSSIES IT BURNS WHEN I PISS
>>53912811
>6 questions
>5 answers
>>53899245
Bate
Why don't people like C#?
I managed to learn the basics by myself, without even looking on the internet.
I only tried C++ before.
>>53898905
>JavaScript
>PHP
>Not a Virgin anymore and actually have a gf right now
>5-10 cups, depends on how much I slept
>If I feel like it, as spicy as possible
>Windows, OS X and a few Linux distros. For now I've stuck with fedora and OS X
>>53912721
Goddammit pajeet
>>53898905
>python
>java
>half
>a lot
>not at all
>around 10
>>53915225
>java
why?
>>53915230
Because not liking java is a meme.
>Java
>Python
>0
>Little/none
>A lot. Right now I own hardware running: Windows 8.1 + Ubuntu, iOs, OsX, Ubuntu Server LTS, Raspbian, Cisco iOs (x3)
>Your favourite programming language
ARMv8 Assembly
>Your least favourite programming language
Java the designated programming language
>What's your virginity status
Lost to hooker then started getting laid
>How much coffee do you drink per day
No coffee but at least 2.5L of coke
>How spicy do you like your foods
Not alot, I'm white
>How many Operating Systems have you used
Close to 5 knowing the embedded OS' in phones
>>53915230
It's ugly.
C++
Php and node .js
True
1liter black
Depends
Temple os only
>>53915438
thats not true
>>53915280
>>Your least favourite programming language
>Java the designated programming language
>>What's your virginity status
>Lost to hooker then started getting laid
Well that suited very well actually
on other hand
losing your virginity to some piece of shit hooker? Don't you have any fucking dignity
>Your favourite programming language
Lua
>Your least favourite programming language
Java
>What's your virginity status
no virgin
>How much coffee do you drink per day
3-5 cups
>How spicy do you like your foods
very spicy
>How many Operating Systems have you used
three. DOS, Windows and Linux.
>>53898905
>Ruby
>Java
>Sex every other day with my gf of 4 years
>None. I'm trying to stop drinking energy drinks when I work 3rd shift though.
>Just enough to singe my gizzards.
>Windows 98, XP, 7, 8, Ubuntu, Lubuntu, CrunchBang, Arch, Kali, and Debian. Currently sitting on a Win7/Ubuntu dual boot on my laptop.
>Your favourite programming language
Java
>Your least favourite programming language
I only know java so none
>What's your virginity status
Virgin
>How much coffee do you drink per day
I'll have 1 or 2 cups every other day
>How spicy do you like your foods
Don't like spicy food
>How many Operating Systems have you used
Only one
>Your favourite programming language
PHP, C
>Your least favourite programming language
Java, Python
>What's your virginity status
No a virgin
>How much coffee do you drink per day
~6 cups
>How spicy do you like your foods
Moderate to very
>How many Operating Systems have you used
Most of them.
>coffee
>^ how can any of you drink that piss, bleh.....
>>53915254
>Because not liking java is a meme.
This sentence doesn't make any sense outside of 4chan world you know that, don't you?
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
Python
>Your least favourite programming language
Java/Javascript
>What's your virginity status
Lost
>How much coffee do you drink per day
2/3 cups
>How spicy do you like your foods
Quite
>How many Operating Systems have you used
3; Windows | OS X | Linux
>>53900451
I'm starting to understand why you're still a virgin.
>>53915486
not really, dignity is for plebs senpai
>>53915616
>What's your virginity status
>Lost
Why did this make me kek all of sudden?
>>53915694
>not really, dignity is for plebs senpai
keep telling that to yourself pal, losing your own precious virginity into trash hole where at least 500 (or more) obnoxious filthy retards were having a stroke in that same hole where did you wet your dick
its fucking disguisting
>>53898905
int html{
int body{
int h1{
>HTML
>CSS
>not virgin
>I drink pepsi because it has caffeine in it
>I only eat vegetables
<only windows 10
}
}
}
>>53915738
doesn't really concern me, i've been using condoms anyways. you seem a bit worked up on this, smoke a joint and let loose bro
>>53915738
>Why did this make me kek all of sudden?
Like all of us, you spend too much time on 4chan
>>53915762
>doesn't really concern me
it concerns you!
you have just lost a virginity with a whore rather than with a cute girl you could cuddle with, pat her on head and tell her how you care about her.
not to mention, if you can give a girl a squirt-orgasm then you have 99% bank guarantee that she will fall in love in you and do any dirty fantasies you will ever want
>i've been using condoms anyways. you seem a bit worked up on this, smoke a joint and let loose bro
And what next? you have eaten whore pussy using a helmet from nasa? Get a grip because thats humiliating for a man, for either alpha or more beta as well.
>>53915815
>
you have just lost a virginity with a whore rather than with a cute girl you could cuddle with, pat her on head and tell her how you care about her.
not to mention, if you can give a girl a squirt-orgasm then you have 99% bank guarantee that she will fall in love in you and do any dirty fantasies you will ever want
Sounds gay desu, luckily I don't need love and affection enough to go through all that
>And what next? you have eaten whore pussy using a helmet from nasa? Get a grip because thats humiliating for a man, for either alpha or more beta as well.
Sounds like "if we legalize marijuana everyone's going to do heroin!!!11" shit that conservative old people do, I'm glad you found out what you seek in life man, it's just I don't work that way, luckily I've received enough love as a child to not seek it from others in my adult years lol
>PHP
>.NET
>Lost this year at 18
>No coffee, but 2-5 cups of tea daily
>Mild to hot
>Win7/10, Rasbian/NOOBS, Ubuntu
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
PHP
>>Your least favourite programming language
C
>>What's your virginity status
Current relationship going on two years slaying same box
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
24 oz every morning
>>How spicy do you like your foods
Thai and Vietnamese are my favorite cuisines
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
Windows and OSX, fight me faggot
>>53915922
you sound like a knob
anyone who thinks php > c should >>>/v/
>C++
>Python
>Could lose it, but fell like it's not worth it, I live close to 2 "red light streets"
>1-2 cups
>47,4% spicy
>Windows (xp, vista, 7, 8, 8.1 and 10), Gnu/Linux (Mint, ubuntu, arch and kali), os x (idk), ios and android
>>53915987
I'm a creative, not a pocket protector nerd
>>53899697
Too poor to afford a full session.
>>53915899
what I'm saying, that you don't need go into serious relationships but if you want to lose virginity then lose it with some pride and dignity as a man you are! What will happen in some point of your future if you will want to have a gf a wife or maybe eve a kids to pass on something? And what you gonna tell her then? A lie? Or you just hooked up with hooker because you were horny? What kind of values you want to leave behind?
if you are horny as fuck then buy yourself a pocketable rubber toy that you can cum inside at much lower cost, and these can feel realistic as well
I think that there is much more than just "cumming, pay and fuck off" that whores represent, a more sensible and emotional level connection that even foreplay is very charming and erotic with two partners that trust each other is desirable but fucked up society pushing other people telling them that even 12 y/o should lose their virginity, impregnate and be fathers at that point as well.
fuck that
>>53916060
>pride and dignity as a man you are!
meh, I don't feel the need to protect my ego from breaking down by behaving in only prideful acts, I don't mind degeneracy once in a while to get pleasure
>A lie?
duuuh
>What kind of values you want to leave behind?
I want my kids to choose their own values and direction, I'm not trying to intrude and hijack anyone's life
You are right about the foreplay and the buildup of sexual tension being more sensual and pleasant but I can have that with the girls I'm not paying to fuck, and I don't think of making children because there are too many people on this planet and I get enough respect IRL to not pop up some little shits to force em to respect and give me attention to make up for lack of it IRL lol
>>53898905
C
C++
Virgin, but no HIV so that's a plus
None. No tea either.
Maximum spicy
All Windows since 95, all Darwin since 10.4, Ubongo LTS releases since 10, Fedora 22, and FreeBSD
>>53916160
>pop up some little shits to force em to respect and give me attention to make up for lack of it IRL lol
Wel...ummm....having kids is not just to raise them and having them to only respect you.
>I don't think of making children because there are too many people on this planet
Its in peaking value right now but it will go straight down to hell, just look wtf is going on in Japan on Europe.
>I want my kids to choose their own values and direction, I'm not trying to intrude and hijack anyone's life
Thats wise and noble of you, but leaving your kids with no directions they will waste their time, energy and mental health on things that were forced by the majority of the society that should be kept as another view of point of rather than a definitive and happy way to live your life. You as father have that super power, so you could teach your kids your own kids how to guide them so they could avoid some of your own actions that you took in the past and you feel not very content with them. (I'm not talking about whores, but overall in general)
>I don't feel the need to protect my ego from breaking down by behaving in only prideful acts, I don't mind degeneracy once in a while to get pleasure
I understand your logic here, but I just can't go pass through my mindset to fuck a hooker that sucked, swallowed, and kissed a countless number of obnoxious guys before me. I think I may add a some level of Purity and discovery.
And yeah, I don't mind if a normal girl had a bf before me and she had sex, its a good material for more future material as well if you like her both of the way she look at the world and life and how promising she can be in bed.
>>53915606
I do, but as you are probably aware, we are in the 4chan-world, friendo.
>>53916612
more like reddit world but ok, the summer is coming
>>53915902
Why so much hate for C#/.Net?
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
ES2015
>Your least favourite programming language
Go
>What's your virginity status
Virgin
>How much coffee do you drink per day
0.05 cups
>How spicy do you like your foods
pretty spicy
>How many Operating Systems have you used
desktop: 3
mobile: 2
> fav language - C
> least fav language - Java
> virginity status - no one
> cups of coffee - 0
> spiciness of food - as spicy as you can go
> number of OS used - 6
>Your favourite programming language
Common LISP
>Your least favourite programming
Java
>What's your virginity status
Not virgin
>How much coffee do you drink per day
I rarely drink coffee
>How spicy do you like your foods
A little
>How many Operating Systems have you used
3
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
Haskell
>Your least favourite programming language
PHP
>What's your virginity status
Non-virgin
>How much coffee do you drink per day
2-4 cups of patrician single-origin Aeropress
>How spicy do you like your foods
Mild to hot
>How many Operating Systems have you used
Windows and GNU/GNU+LiGNUx
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
java
>Your least favourite programming language
php
>What's your virginity status
permavirgin
>How much coffee do you drink per day
2-3 large cups
>How spicy do you like your foods
I mostly eat bland shit like chicken and salads cause I've been dieting for the past 2 months so I don't care about taste anymore
>How many Operating Systems have you used
4
>>53898905
>C
>Java, XML
>Not a virgin
>At least a pot a day, sometimes I make a second
>I put hot sauce on everything
>Linux, Windows, Mac, *BSD, Solaris
>>53899245
satirical shitposting is still shitposting m8.
Anyway.
>fav lang
starting C, first lang ever. LISP seems coolest tho
>least fav
idk I guess ruby sounded kinda shitty
>virgin?
no
>cups of coffee / day
average of two probably, but today is first day of tolerance break and maybe lifestyle change D:
>how spicy
spicy as possible. but infrequently in the upper levels of spice.
>how many OSs
only ran debian once in a VB
I'm a noob but I'm learning
>>53899552
>Your favourite programming language
Python & Java
>Your least favourite programming language
JavaScript (tolerate only on browser side)
>What's your virginity status
Had sex couple of times.
>How much coffee do you drink per day
1-2, sometimes 3
>How spicy do you like your foods
like spicy, but depends if it have good taste too
>How many Operating Systems have you used
4: Gnu/Linux, FreeBSD, Windows, Android
currently using Win8.1 (desktop) / Ubuntu (vps server + vnc) / Lollipop
>>Your favourite programming language
Scala
>>Your least favourite programming language
PHP
>>What's your virginity status
Virgin
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
None usually.
>>How spicy do you like your foods
Hella
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
Everything bsd/linux.
>>53904582
C lovers know secret art of memory management, it's probably why.
And Java is in opposite in many ways:
OOP vs Structural
Platform Independent vs Dependency
High abstraction vs Simplify
IDE(to be honest, only masochist are programming Java without IDE ;)) vs Simple text editor
>Your favourite programming language
JavaScript because it's simple and easy.
>Your least favourite programming language
C/C++ because dependency hell
>What's your virginity status
non-virgin
>How much coffee do you drink per day
3 cups.
>How spicy do you like your foods
A little spicy.
>How many Operating Systems have you used
Four.
>Your favourite programming language
Scheme
>Your least favourite programming language
php
>What's your virginity status
utter virgin
>How much coffee do you drink per day
1 cup when I'm tired
>How spicy do you like your foods
I like spicy food but I not too spicy
>How many Operating Systems have you used
I used windows and now I'm using gnu.
C#
PHP
Virgin
None
Very spicy, but not "all I feel is everlasting agony" spicy
Pretty much all that are relevant, including the shitty industry unices like AIX and Solaris.
>>53898905
>Your favourite programming language
Eh. I don't even know at this point. I use Javascript at work but even with the addition of ES2015 stuff it's pretty whatever. I'm looking into Go, Rust, and Clojure, but I haven't really settled on anything.
>Your least favourite programming language
Python hands down. Retarded api, FOIC, divide in community between 2.3 and 3.0. What an actual clusterfuck.
>What's your virginity status
Have beautiful gf.
>How much coffee do you drink per day
2 cupz
>How spicy do you like your foods
Medium-Hot
>How many Operating Systems have you used
OSX, Ubuntu, Red Hat, M$ Winddos.
>>53898905
>>Your favourite programming language
Perl
>>Your least favourite programming language
Php
>>What's your virginity status
Nonvirgin
>>How much coffee do you drink per day
3 average sizes cups
>>How spicy do you like your foods
Mild
>>How many Operating Systems have you used
A lot
>Your favourite programming language: C++
>Your least favourite programming language: Java
>What's your virginity status: Non Virgin
>How much coffee do you drink per day: 1
>How spicy do you like your foods: Spicy as fuck, im mexican
>How many Operating Systems have you used: Windows, Gnu/Linux and I tried a Freebsd install that wiped my entire my HDD because i didnt put attention
>None
>Java
>Not a virgin.
>None; Only drug that I consume is Marijuana.
>I love spicy foods.
>Window XP, 7, 8, 10, Ubuntu, Xubuntu, Slitaz, Puppy, Fedora.
>>53923927
Forgot to mention OS X.
>>53898905
1) c++
2) java
3) non-virgin
4) between 12 and 36 oz
5) pretty spicy
6) at least 5 i guess, not sure how to answer this one as im not sure what your criteria for distinguishing are
>>53898905
>C
>PHP
>Lost my virginity
>1-2 cups
>Not crazy spicy, but pretty spicy
>Windows 3.1 to 7 (sans 95), OSX, Ubuntu.
>>53898905
Java (kill me)
HTML
1
More of a tea person, 0.
Depends on the food and context of spice.
~15
>>53898905
C#
Java (know only a few languages)
true
no coffee, but I drink lots of caffeine
normal
windows and a bit of linux
>>53898905
>favourite programming language
Go because muh compile time
>least favourite
C++
>virginity
DEFENDED
>coffee
'no'
>spicy food
pajeet-tier spicy
>OSesreturn len([]string{"Win98", "WinXP", "Vista", "GNU±Linux", "OS X", "MVS", "VM/370 (CP/CMS)", "FreeBSD", "Plan 9"})
