Look who's sitting in front of me.
What should I do? Can I ask for a picture?
can you make him hold a timestamp sign and get a photo?
>>53877826
Kick his chair
>>53877826
That's just a fat lady
Tell him you uploaded an image of him to Facebook, Youtube, Twitter and sent it to all your Whatsapp friends using ubuntu Linux, then get ranted and interjected on till the end of time.
>>53877851
I'm at istanbul tech talks and he's the next speaker.
>>53877826
Boot up your win 10 and log into facebook next to him.
tell him /g/ says hello, and that he should post here in this thread.
>>53877880
>Inb4 inane comments
>>53877870
Tell him to poo in the loo
>>53877880
this please
>>53877826
Dick ear him and shout WE ARE LEGION.
>>53877826
What does he think about Windows adopting linux features?
>>53877952
I'm actually planning on asking that if I can.
What CPU to use because of >>53872348
>>53877952
>Linux features
They're adopting GNU Bash, the GNU coreutils, etc. NOT Linux. If you call this Linux he is going to lay the smackdown on your sorry ass so hard.
>>53877826
Dat greasy hair...
>>53878001
Man, I'm getting nervous. What if I accidentally say open source or something?
>>53877981
>>53877826
OP this. Ask what exactly the fuck is up with it, I hope the Fx 8350 is safe from this.. Picked all the parts out for a new workstation and then this happens.. Well my Core Duo hasn't failed yet. 10 years now. Pls ask faggot
>>53877870
İstanbula mı gelmiş piç. Allahu Ekber diye bağır.
>>53878063
Spotted the terrorist.
>>53878035
I probably can't ask that after his presentation but maybe I can ask if I can talk to him afterwards.
>>53878063
>Allahu Ekber
alah eats shit and your prophet was a homosexual, fucking mudslime rat
>>53878077
>>53878090
He's just telling me to scream allahuekber.
>>53877832
A UNIX timestamp
>>53878097
Yes, you're now radicalized.
>>53878077
>>53878090
Well first I am not a Muslim. Secondly I said that go near him and scream allackackbar. Fuck you and your ignorant childish "le kebab Hunter" mind. I spent my years hunting terrorists.
>>53878001
>Windows is running Ubuntu user-mode binaries provided by Canonical. This means the command line utilities are the same as those that run within a native Ubuntu environment.
They made a wrapper for Linux syscalls, all the GNU just plays tagalong
>>53878110
A GNU/Linux (or GNU plus Linux) timestamp*
>>53878086
Well let us know what happens m8
OP you are in the presence of a homo universalis
Don't waste time asking about stupid CS shit. Discuss the future of socialism and his position on free love
>>53878029
>>53878035
https://minifree.org/
formerly known as gluglug
[[[ To any NSA and FBI agents reading this message please consider ]]]
[[[ whether defending the US Constitution against all enemies, ]]]
[[[ foreign or domestic, requires you to follow Snowden's example. ]]]
Good morning. They guy using the fedora asked me to post in this place.
I have to go now.
>>53878116
>usermode binaries
>command line utilities
GNU.
>>53878141
wew
Just realized that Stallman couldn't post here on his own computer. Filthy oppressing Google proprietary JS.
>>53878141
Install gentoo.
>>53878114
>I spent my years hunting terrorists.
How many did you catch?
>>53877870
Ask him to remind everyone that the Armenian genocide happened and it's high-time turkey recognized that.
>>53877826
Ask him if he was inspired by God to create linux and open source it.
He's about to start and the microphone got stuck in his hair
>>53878179
He probably owns a 4chan pass
>>53878200
>>53878200
Kek
>>53878200
maybe he's born with it
maybe it's maybellinux
>>53878196
This, he'll explode.
Ok now he's writing an email
>>53877826
sneak up on him and cum in his coffee
>>53878246
Too late mane, it's already in his system, in which case OP would have to sneak up and cum in his mouth. Seeing as he got caught up on a mic, it wouldn't be a problem for him to get caught up in dick.
>>53878188
I didn't catch any. We usually don't catch them.
>>53878189
Smiled a bit.
>>53878077
Turks are hardly terrorists anyway, they're mostly secular - we just call them roaches usually.
>>53878200
I'd bang that cute mature lady.
>>53878141
>same message on screen in his email..
>mfw that was posted before the talk
Did Stallman just deliver??
>>53878281
>we just call them roaches usually.
Why is that again? I mean why roaches specifically and not some other insect? I never do keep up with /pol/'s shenanigans.
>>53878296
He puts that in all his emails
>>53878296
Are you retarded?
>>53878296
No, stallman fancucks know his first three lines by heart.
>>53878311
Yes
>>53878301
They're both brown, dirty, live in filth, and disgusting.
>>53878323
Turks are not fucking brown you dumbfuck.
Also nice Kafka you have there.
>>53878337
Hi Mehmet
>>53878277
Sounds like you're a shitty terrorist hunter.
>>53878323
That's insulting to roaches mate
>>53878323
We are not Indians. Whatever I cannot fight the ignorance.
>>53878358
We don't try to "catch" mountain rats with kaleshnikovs. We "incapacitate" them. Duh.
Go ahead and "catch" isis warriors.
>>53878396
effendi the cuck?
>>53878388
That's a nice roach
>>53878413
Literally what?
>>53878301
Turks prefer to crawl like Roaches:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdxsMSZlbqQ
>>53877826
Pull his chair
>>53877826
Tell him how awesome Windows is
>>53878413
>>>/balk/
Exterminator for presdent!!!!
No turkey people are undercover Americans.
Why the fuck is /pol/ here again?
>>53878618
And americans are undercover jews
>>53878618
*Turkish government are the undercover Americans
Here I fixed it
>>53877826
>ask for a picture
you better have $10 ready
>All these stereotype biased turkish people in this thread
Each of you is whats wrong with turkey
>>53878756
Turks even ruined turkey for me. It's delicious meat, yet every time i think of eating it, a typical Turkroach appears in the mind and ruins my appetite.
>>53878721
Says the cumblooded homeless kurdshit
>>53878721
You sound like some old fuck. Jesus Christ stop talking like your parents.
>>53878200
man hes getting old isnt he,
he will soon be the GNU santa claus
>>53878793
No, says the one supplying Kurds with weapons and finance :3
What the fuck happened to this thread while I was listening to stallman?
Anyway I managed to ask about gnu/windows. He says it's nice that it makes people notice that the gnu system isn't linux, but it's still not free software and nobody should use it.
>>53878829
Filthy hairy Turks came in and ruined it, just like they ruin everything wherever they go on this planet.
>>53878721
> Not enough is being done to help the Armenians and Kurds remove roaches.
Kurds are terrorist and Armeninias are Russian traitors, at least Turkey stood against the Eternal Anglo imperalists in WW1.
>>53878860
>Turk calling someone a terrorist and a traitor
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP KEK
>>53878756
Turkey was doomed to go wrong when Atatürk died. Stereotypes aside, as a Turkish man I hate turkey. The reason behind it is most of the people is dumb as fuck. Fucked in the ass with religion, this people (which is not just more than half of the population , I mean like almost all of us like ninety percent or shit) forgot the legacy that's left to them after the fall of shitty boy fucker muslim primitive sultan empire is The Turkish Republic. All of the stupid sandniggery shit is happening because people of "modern anatolia" is just stupid as fuck.
>>53878846
Fuck of kurd, also leave my mountains and donkeys alone.
>>53878860
At least the Anglos didn't kidnap and take away children from families by the tens of thousands in order to satisfy their boy fucking needs while turning them into child soldiers for the Ottoman Atacuck Gay Empire.
>>53878881
Kurds here in Sweden are traitors, they attack the police and occupy government buildings
>>53878958
Boy fucking ottoman sultans are real but Atatürk and ottoman is 2 whole different shit. See:
>>53878888
>ITT expecting Stallman
Why do I even expect things? All I get is disappointment.
Ok I asked about CPUs too. He says Intel is totally evil and can't be trusted. He doesn't know much about amd and he said I should ask experts. His pc is old so it's safe.
He seems like a great guy btw. Even let me take a photo with him.
>>53879081
Did he grab your ass?
ask him if he's reserved his free copy of windows 10
>>53879118
No. He was doing something on his pc.
>>53877981
this
stream it
>>53878142
>Running binaries compiled for use with the linux kernel has nothing to do with linux because they are GNU binaries
What? So, if I run a GIMP binary in wine on GNU/Linux I am not actually running a windows program because it is just GNU?
It is a syscall wrapper. It is pretty much wine but backwards (and not blackboxed). Kill yourself you autistic fucker.
>>53878001
They are adopting a linux syscall wrapper. Pretty much the same as wine but in reverse.
That isn't just GNU.
You should ask him how to install Gentoo
>>53878200
literally autism personified
>>53879403
>>53879436
Stallman called it GNU/windows. He said they're running the whole GNU system with Windows kernel.
>>53878235
>2016
>still using rmail
get on with the times, dre
>>53878200
>all those baldies
Turks confirmed subhuman
>>53878802
>It's the $CURRENT_YEAR guys, why aren't you progressive!!!
Ask him if he lost weight.
Pol pls get out.
>>53878141
>follow snowdens example
>I'm certain our enemies don't go on wiki leaks!
>>53878141
Snowden is just hurting US supremacy with his leaks, every other country does this shit and won't stop why would the US?
Fucking traitor
>>53879801
>b-but every one else is doing it so that makes it okay, r-right?
>>53878237
Saved
>>53879801
> traitor
Intel backdoor shill detected.
https://libreboot.org/faq/#intelme
why cant i catch theese moments ulan avrupa yakasında miydi bu op?
>>53880045
İTÜ'deydi. İstanbul Tech Talks.
The Turks killed Donald Trump!!!!
>>53879462
an autist would get uncomfortable in an embarrassing situation like that
it looks like he's just laughing at the silly mistake
>>53879801
Am I actually reading this sentence on /g/?
This must be neo-/g/
Let me guess? You have the latest Windows 10™ with an Apple iPhone up your prostate to track your heart rate?
>>53880278
He did.
>>53880369
laugh? are you op?
>>53879825
It's not okay, but it's inevitable and the US isn't about to give an advantage to anyone nor should it.
>>53880310
I don't care what you do with your apple tech bro
>>53878120
Dumbass, gnus not unix
>>53880380
Yes and yes. Then he used the microphone on the podium for the rest of his talk.
>>53878237
thanks anon
>>53879118
i-is this the girl getting the mic out of his hair in the other pic?
Is it true that Donald Trump will make the KKK a official government organization?
>>53882467
Donald Trump hasn't said anything in regards to blacks, so no.
>>53882467
Blacks hate Mexicans and vice versa, and Blacks are the only collective that's more God fearing than redneck conservatives, and the most homophobic minority in USA at that.
Blacks are pretty supportive of Trump, and Trump doesn't have anything against blacks.
Why do people think Donald Trump is racist.
>>53877826
This picture is old OP is full of shit.
>>53882888
Because people are too stupid to realize that Trump is a business man making a self-beneficial marketing scheme with his election.
The anti-racists are a pack of armchair idiots who have the need to reiterate the "racist" label over and over again when they meet with something they don't like. It's a broken record tactic to make themselves look better and get a boost in their low self-esteem if they see someone backpatting them for it.
When someone does something good, people will pay attention for a moment and then forget.
When someone says something people don't like, the people will go on a constant crusade and provide spotlight as much as they can.
Trump is using this lack of self-control from the PC crowd to keep his name afloat constantly.
For every repetition that he is a racist, he gets free marketing. As you know, all marketing is good marketing, even bad one.
And nothing keeps a trend last long like a bunch of social justice hyenas throwing constant fits at someone for autismal months.
It's perfect really.
The best thing in all of this? Trump isn't even a racist. He doesn't give a fuck about race. His only interest is money. And whatever the color of your dumb skin, whatever you like to stick your dick into, whichever sky wizard you like to pray to,
he sees you as nothing less than the means to a goal, money.
By the looks of it, he's pretty successful at it.
>>53879081
Thanks anon, cool you met the dude.
>>53878200
Say that you are a Japanese lawyer and ask annoying questions with a shitty accent, it will make him mad. He won't understand it because his hearing is bad, and it would trigger him hard.
>>53883103
nice pasta
>>53883701
It's not a pasta. I wrote it out.
If i wanted it to be a pasta, it would have been much better written with a few things added.
>>53883386
No problem. Yeah, it's been a good day.
>>53883092
Did you even read the thread?
>>53883715
>with a few things added.
do it anon
achieve your dreams
Donald trump is a racist all people who say he is not are stupid1
>>53878296
yah man! XD
>>53887127
>>53877826
What does he SMELL like?
>>53879472
Does that mean Windows Gnome will be a thing in the future?
>>53882888
When he was asked about the police targeting blacks, he said he loves the police and doesn't mention the blacks at all.
>>53877826
ask about the taste of his favourite cheese. The footcheese.
>>53878141
>>53878337
>turks are not brown
>>53878396
it is okay, most kids here do not understand and they haven't had to go walk around in the woods and mountains in the rain looking for stinky smelly incredibly stinky people living inside little caves made out of logs and dug into the ground
we had a chechen come into our area in afg once and everything fucking stopped until that surprisingly talented and scarily competent fucker was dead
>>53892824
>we had a chechen come into our area in afg once and everything fucking stopped until that surprisingly talented and scarily competent fucker was dead
Kekked m8
>>53878291
>tfw I have mature lady's like that as fuckbuddies
>>53878225
10/10
>>53878200
>woman tries to untangle the mic
>finds stuff that has been trapped in Stallman's man since 1998
>Stallman giving a lecture in a muslim country where expressing your opinion can get you jailed.
nice
>>53878200
kek
>>53878235
>having menu-bar on
I'm dissapointed in you, senpai
>>53877856
Underrated post
>>53877826
>Walk up to him
"Dr. Stallman, I'm a huge fan of your work, please let me pay for your coffee"
>Make sure he seeas as you pay with iPhone Apple pay
>>53892782
Why are there so many racists here? Turkey is white live with that.
>>53894827
Turkey is not white you stupid. They are Turks. Using colors as a race is stupid. Yes of course we are not black or shitskin but it is not called white. Like England is not white they are just English.
>>53894827
/b/ leaks everywhere
you should expect racism anywhere on popular 4chan boards, faggot
>>53894941
>>53894827
Turks think they're white? Aren't you like middle eastern people worshiping Allah?
>>53878200
stalllman so cute
>>53877826
Ask him if he knows how to unlock your wife's sons icloud locked iPhone
>>53895231
Sandnigger=/=Turk
Mideastern People Worshipping Allah =/= Turks
Noone here says they are "white". White is a color not a race. We have Turks and some idiots who think they are just "muslims". And no we are not shitskinned. Well whatever the stereotype is, all I want to say is that white is not a race.
>>53878141
Is he talking about Fedora GNU/Linux, or just a hat?
>>53895375
turks are Anatolians that adopted turkish culture and islam
>>53895375
I don't know, they definitely don't look white, and they seem to hate America.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWWk8GVdZTA
>>53895436
Exactly that's what I am talking about.
Don't use Facebook
Facebook's face recognition demonstrates a threat to everyone's privacy. I therefore ask people not to put photos of me on Facebook; you can do likewise.
--stallman.org
>>53889078
He didn't smell like anything.
>>53894590
This was his third time here I think. He even criticized our government. It was cool. He also said something like "calling me the founder of open source is like calling Atatürk the founder of ak party (our current government)". Pretty awesome guy. Kept saying "free software" in Turkish.
>>53895513
Good, one step at a time to becoming free. Who knows maybe he can get the Turkish government to unban 4chan, wikipedia, twitter and youtube, stop supporting Isis and who knows maybe even admit to the genocides they committed.
>>53895459
Oh I hate those "communist" young people who make "revolution" in their free times. They are just a couple of punks.
>>53895436
>>53895460 here again. Turks are not radical muslims though. Most of them are just "Muslim" that's it. Also Atatürk's and the constitutions definition of being a Turk is "Türk Devletine vatandaşlık bağı ile bağlı olan herkes Türktür."which means "People who are bound to the turkish state are Turks."
>>53895513
ÖZGÜR YAZILIM
>>53895542
>"communist"
oh wait, those are the leftists Turks? I can't even imagine how the right wing ones or religious ones can be.
>>53895542
"People who are bound to the turkish state as a citizen are Turks" fixed a mistake.
>>53895567
>>53895459
Also those communist types are mostly stupid citizens (like the religious ones putting this government on top with their numbers) and kurds.
>>53895600
I thought Kurds were fighting ISIS?
Also Turkey downed a Russian jet, that's not what white people do.
>>53895639
Dude you are english, american, russian, italian, japanese or what ever but you don't call yourself "white". People do that because they don't get the concept. Also kurds are fighting isis at northern syria to protect "kurdish" grounds there. Isis don't have balls to go for Turkish border. Also our corrupt government is feeding isis with our tax money so they won't come for Turkey. Kurds keep attacking Turkish people and security forces constantly while using local people. They first hype the local people and when locals see that they are getting buttfucked by the kurdish extremists they don't want them anymore but they have no say in it because they are under loaded guns so too late. Southeastern anatolia is a complete warfare at the moment because government is busy robbing citizens and security forces are commanded by government cock suckers so there is no complete solution to terrorist activities.
>>53877826
Ask him what does he think about that fucking fascist fucktard of a president you have in Turkey
>>53894590
kek
Try denying the holocaust in Europe and you'll see what kind of free speech you'll enjoy there
>>53895708
White is used to describe people from Western/North Europe mainly.
>>53895708
Also people have no idea what's going on. They have no consciousness. I know what's going on because I saw everything by my eyes. Also we keep getting bombed in ass by isis and kurds because no intelligence agency (intelligence agency is busy listening on military personnel that's not sucking government cock and other "dangerous" people) and other shit to control 4 FUCKING MILLIONS OF SANDNIGGERS GETTING INSIDE FROM SOUTH WITH NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
>>53895739
just fyi the thread is a day old
>>53895748
Then whatever. We are just Turks.
>>53877943
This.
>>53895772
Well you're not white, and that's that.
>>53895764
why not just give the kurds their land and be done with it? let them be a barrier between you and Iran
also apologize for Armenian genocide so SJWs can stop using that as a reason for turkey to be cucked
>>53895802
Okay
>>53895808
>give your land to some insignificant mountain people that think they are even a race and apologize to some sjw because you had a fight with them before
No thanks.
Btw where are you from?
Install Windows 10 on his laptop.
>>53895835
Poland.
>>53888892
Who is this semen demon
>>53894827
>t*rkroaches are white
Mehmet pls. All t*rks are brown, the same color of the roaches you sometime see outside in the grass or in really dirty places (like your house for example).
>>53895835
Why do they still have the land if they're insignificant? Why can't you kill them all?
>>53895863
Think about Silesians saying "We were always here, we ascended people here, we are the real occupants of all the Poland geography, fascist Poland, give us land." And start killing people while tricking locals to help them.
>>53895907
They don't have land in Turkey. And for the second question see >>53895708
>>53895922
Also think that Silesians (not meaning they are, I just found you have a minority named that in Poland no offense) are people that kept fucking with people in that geographic location (in my case anatolia) throughout the history.
>>53895907
>>53895922
Also killing is not humane
>>53895905
Fuck off xewol/Armenian/whatever
>>53878183
Gentoo does not respect my freedoms, as they make it easy to install proprietary, non-free software from their repositories.
>>53895922
But Silesians are white?
>>53895764
Where do you buy computer stuff in Turkey?
Do you have to go to the bazaar where they have rugs and spices and all sorts of shit or do you have places like Best Buy where you can find computers and printers and TVs?
BILL GATES DID NOTHING WRONG
Quick, on which board you are right now?
>>>/g/
>>>/pol/
>>>/int/
>>>/b/
>>53895991
We don't have bazaars that have rugs and spices everywhere. We have tech stores and online stores for that.
>>53895984
The fuck does that have to do with what I said?
>>53878090
Prophet sure loved to rub his dick against the thighs of six years old Aisha before raping her starting from age of 9 - Afghans have saying, boys are for fun, girls for children.
Muslims.
>>53895739
He implied his hatred towards him pretty well.
>>53895975
Isn't your freedom restricted though if they remove your ability to install those? If you aren't forced to do something, you are free. Knowingly installing some propietary software might be what the user wants at that time. If your system is open source you can still see that it isn't corrupted after you uninstall the propietary software.
Istanbul is nice this time of year, always love going there for conferences.
>>53879568
>tfw slowly going bald
>treatments don't work at all
>no lavish stallman hair that flutters in the wind
>>53896117
> no veil
Isn't this haram?
>>53896144
just shave it
>>53896047
>>53896152
Did you even read the thread
>>53877876
this. And if you've got any install cds/software packaging that looks expensive, take out and stare at them like you're considering installing
>>53877826
Jump over him
>>53896006
I'm on 4chan and I expect xenophobia, racism, antisemitism and unadulterated content. That means this place needs to be politically incorrect and people should deal with it.
Over here we've been calling eachother faggots in a derogatory manner for over 10 years, even though we have a big userbase of gay people and other weirdos. We talk shit about niggers still we have a few niggers who hang around the board because it's just the way this place works and they like it.
Hell, I'm a half breed and I don't care if people razz me for it, I come here for it. If that kind of shit doesn't appeal to you, WHAT THE FUCK are you doing here?
>>53878413
>>53878510
Balk reigns
>>53882467
Actual question:
Would you prefer to get rid of blacks or mexicans?
>>53877880
He won't, you know. Yotsuba is closed-source.
>>53878888
Erdogan does whatever he can to stay in power. Look at the whole Zaman incident, he is a fascist and a royal cunt. He probably wants the title of Sultan anyway. I'm a turk and well I've seen nothing of his actions where Erdogan did something that actually helped someone else but himself.
>>53897126
I'm sure he is gonna be a Sultan. Everybody loves him. Let's hope we will be away from mudslimes at Turkish Federation after the division of the land and Presidential system.
>>53878001
I wish I had the opportunity to introduce him at a lecture so I could say "please welcome the man who has contributed so much to our favorite operating system, Linux!"
Then sit down with a shit eating grin and watch him freak out for 30m.
>>53897284
My friend adores him, he is blind, just like most turks, now I was lucky to be born outside of Turkey, but come on, who in their right mind loves such a fucking power-hungry president?
>>53897507
Everyone is blind here. No idea what's next
>>53896358
>I'm on 4chan and I expect xenophobia, racism, antisemitism
Offtopic shit, this is /g/.
>deal with it.
underageb&
>>53897529
Especially since in 2023 the sanctions will be lifted, Iran's 100 year sanctions ended. Turkey was laid a sanction forbidding them to dig and drill for gold and what not.
ITT : Deluded turks
>reminder that Turkey is a poor-ass irrelevant country and turks are brown muslims
>>53897714
Glad I was born in the West and not in Turkey, like my parents. I'm the Turk 2.0, faggot
>>53897756
2.0 or not you're just a turk, so you're still brown (yes you are, don't deny it) and a muslim in your heart, even if you don't believe in this whole crap.
>>53897756
Dont feed the troll
>>53878301
There was this guy on /int/ who spammed turks are roaches threads for 3 Months every day until it eventually catched on
>>53879772
Since you seem to be thick, here let me spell it out for you
>defending the US Constitution against all enemies, foreign or domestic
>all enemies, foreign or domestic
>foreign or domestic
>or domestic
>NSA
>>53894825
There is no place for your eggcelent and subtle trolling any more here on neo g
>>53895991
Lost
>>53895400
that's a test you'll have to overcome alone, anon.
that'll define what path life will offer to you.
>>53879403
You couldn't have used a worse example than gimp, it's the gnu image manipulation program.
>>53879772
He gave it to journalists to sort dangerous information out. He didn't just upload everything.
