https://www.captionbot.ai/
You know what to do.
This ain't even english
>>53874975
Original image?
>>53875012
Here ya go senpai
>>53875041
Thank you.
96% FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>53874877
5 stars
OK OK
HOL UP
Let's see if /g/ can do better
Describe it
>>53874877
>>53875217
Kek'd
>>53875217
topkek
hmmm
>device
It knows
I prefered Tay to her sister desu
0/10
bring tay back
>>53875117
looks like a flip phone taking a picture of a takeout box and he seems :^)
>>53874877
Kek
>>53875118
Topkek
>>53874975
That emoticon is the facial expression the bot think of.
>>53875117
Find a way.
>woman
>>53875117
flip-phone with its camera aiming at a cakebox
>>53877208
moot confirmed little girl
>>53874877
Stallmin would be so mad if he saw this.
>Muh privacies!
>>53877367
he even puts his photos/videos under fairly permissive licenses
dank
feelsbadman.jpg
even better
>>53875837
well we're fucked now.
>>53877622
>>53877634
fucking yes.
someone hurry up and tweet that to him
>emoticons
And dropped
>emoticons
fuck this
thank you kitter
ORLAND BLOOM BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>is that you?
now performing a faceplant
Not bad
not for long, friendo
9/11 was an inside job and microsoft knows
>>53879362
it's a conspiracy
>woman
>>53874877
lol at "he"
>>53879523
Is it weird that that's the only photo in which I found her remotely attractive?
kek
>>53880131
STRRRRRR-REICH
You're out!
>>53874877
Care to describe the black markings on that cat, Captionbot?
>a knife
LMAO
What's up with this guy and Cake?
>>53875144
kek'ed hard
It doesn't know GG.
Don't have a clue. :/
.deb
>CarecaTV
:3
Oh god, I'm dying here of laughter.
oO
Noice!
>>53874877
nah
fuck this shit
>bicycle
top kek
I honest to god believe this website is just some company testing out their facial recognition so they can data harvest people for profit. And stupid ass /g/ is just doing their work for them for free.
Gotta love the new era of the internet.
It's just a whole lot of 'I can't really describe this picture'.
The Wolfram Alpha image analyzer was a lot better.
>>53874877
>>53874877
captionbot a shit
But I was not ""
Captionbot a shit
>>53881495
KEKD HARD
HARD
>/g/ literally feeding m$
what the fuck is wrong with this board?
>>53881583
>not feeding dozens of swastika pics to ms and teaching their AI to become wpww
kekd
hum
weak
>>53878909
source
>and a mouse
>>53875144
>>53880665
I'm going to feed it recursive screenshots.
>>53882544
food
wat
>>53877126
i wish i could save her in some sort of time machine
>>53882611
you are feeding it though.
>>53882544
any more?
>buildingCOMMAbirdCOMMAsitting.
>>53882833
>any more?
Nothing interesting. Eventually just says "screenshot, abstract"
>>53875217
its funny they made it so it cant recognize hitler.
>>53879194
>those low slavic cheekbones
disgusting undeveloped trash
>>53883312
>Implying you wouldn't destroy that shit the first chance you get
lmao
>>53882941
With good reason, before you know you have people editing pictures of Obama until the bot recognises him as Hitler.
>>53876296
That is one awful fucking limerick.
Boring man, there wasn't even nudity.
I guess I won't be ordering coffee from you.
>>53881145
Holy shit, this thing can detect stallman from a mile away
>>53883702
PANIC
Oh
It thinks anime girls are toys and dolls.
Blasphemy!
We need to teach it recognize waifus.
>>53883818
It thinks an animu girl in a swimsuit is inappropriate but a 3D girl with a see-through top is ok.
It has a long way to go.
i agree that this is inappropriate.
How to hide from robots
>kek
pro-tip, the image was censored after I let the bot analyse it.
>>53882544
>>53880392
for you
>>53883424
and so what?
captionbot confirmed for newfag
>>53885016
Well, like Tay-AI, this bot is just a publicity stunt with a very minor research element. For some reason, everything Nazi gives you bad press.
>>53885074
Microsoft a shit.
I'm sure Google is much better at this stuff but they don't let us play with their toys.
>>53885074
it's AI, it's not like what it says represents microsoft
>>53885140
Remember those pictures with those strange filters that were posted everywhere a few months back? Those filters were released by Google, from the Deep Dream project. It's generated by a neural network programmed to recognise certain things and feed it a picture consisting of random stuff again and again. The algorithm starts 'recognising' things in the picture that aren't really there.
>>53885199
People will still hold Microsoft accountable.
Dog
>>53885291
But it is a dog, no ?
>>53882621
Why? It's a fucking jew.
>>53880168
That beats gold stars anyday
>>53883707
Nah.
It would be more fun if the comments had a bit more variety.
>>53885291
What's the point if it can't even tell what race the dog is?
Might as well say it's an animal.
>>53874877
ayyy
>>53877777
Nice lucky quints
>>53875117
BACK TO VOLAFILE
Microsoft sucks lol
>>53874877
>>53886315
Paul, is that you? No one else would post Gunther...
>>53887265
It's Sergey
...who's Paul?
>>53885258
>People will still hold Microsoft accountable.
and what are they going to do? stop buying windows? oh no, like they got a choice
>>53887618
>choice
Enjoying Mac OS X right now
>>53887753
meme OS is shit
seems a little racist tbqh lads
>>53883707
>inb4 it's used to train a killer drone that's supposed to neutralize stallman
>>53874877
shitty fucking bot. all that didn't necessarily exist before was a large corpus of celebrity data
>>53885325
European (German/French) Jewish grills are qt3.14 tho
>>53883312
Maybe if it was a man he would
Kek
>>53879294
>clock
It seems they learnt from Google and are not recognising any sort of ape pictures
>>53888776
I dunno, it recognises stallman
>>53875117
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>53890479
Anime of a someone holding a cell phone in landscape mode taking a picture of the inside of a chinese takeout box.
>>53881594
kekd
>>53882156
lost it
close enough
>>53875117
pretty typical japanese flip phone
taking a photo of a cake box
with several pieces of damaged cake inside
l0l0l i posted this
Lame
>>53890530
it's cake
>>53874877
Pretty good, I didn't even know that was Tim Curry until I checked it.
Awful, 0/10
Recognition? Count me out!
>>53885521
Luggage
>>53875144
not wrong
>>53888477
yum yum
>>53880284
from a robutts perspective a frying pan at an angle looks like a knife
>>53891507
Illidan Stormrage, the leader of the Scourge.
