>Drop phone
>Back of phone falls off
>Battery falls out
but i have an iphone :^)
>>53861654
Who are you quoting?
>>53861654
It's designed to do that, retard.
>phone reaches 1000 degrees because its andorid
>can feel it about to explode
>pop battery out and put phone in the freezer
>avert house fire/propery damage
t-thanks samsung.
>>53861757
the meme database you dip
>>53861654
Oh no the kinetic energy was dispersed from the point that hit the ground what horrible engineering that the battery fly's put !!?
>>53861806
my old iphones battery started smoking in my pocket. i opened it when i got home and it was partially melted
>>53861768
who would make that a design choice. i can see it being a result of wanting to make the back cover easily accessible for accessing the battery pack or SIM card.
>>53861654
>>Back of phone falls off
>he complaints that his phone still has a removable battery
>complaining about a good thing
that's it, there's no hope for consumerism zombies
>>53861891
nokia 3310, it's durable because it breaks to a million pieces, the energy gets dispersed and shit you silly senpai
>>53861757
>implying that all greentext is supposed to quote someone and not be sarcastic
>sneeze on my phone
>the screen starts spazzing out and it starts opening apps and typing text by itself
fucking android man
>>53861945
Who are you quoting? - sent from my palm pre
>>53862000
What did it said?
>>53862084
random text, but it got autocorrected to "jump"
creepy af
>>53862140
random letters*
>>53862000
>look down at phone
>"b-bless you"
>>53861909
>that's it, there's no hope for consumerism zombies
>implying that there was ever any hope
>>53861654
>drop phone
>it's in a case
>nothing happens
Get your life anon
>>53861820
Kek
>>53861915
s-sorry, I didn't know that
