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we have to search your pc for suspicious activity.
How fucked are you /g/?
>special rule
countries with no fredums where piracy equals imprisonment
Who's there
If you do nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide.
>inb4 freetards complain about much freedumb
does googling
block nsa
count?
>if so im fucked
>>53852767
Mr Stupidy Head that's fucking pissing me off right now, thinks he's a captain of the shit-liner and by the way your fish sticks suck, so fuck off, open the gate!
>>53852701
I have copyrighted wallpaper, I'm fucked
Lucky for me it's legal to posess animal porn, but not to make it.
Join in.
>>53852701
I have Gentoo + riced i3 how fucked am i?
>>53852939
Unfortunately for me, I have a lot of photos that were legal to make, but probably not legal to own.
>>53853176
Wut
>>53852701
Shoot the fuckers
>special rule
Hopefully if I give enough Pakis blowjobs they'll let me go.
>>53853195
I'd post some, but I'd get banned because of SJW mods. Basically, images that might be considered CP by themselves can be proven to be legally protected depictions of naturism/nudism in a set. Without the rest of the set, I'd get v&.
>>53853267
fuckin pedo lol
>>53853267
I sympathize with you m8. I'm a zoophile and you're a pedophile. Why does life suck ass.
>>53853314
Grannyfucker.
>>53853363
I just thank God for not letting these kind of feelings ever cross my mind. It must be terrible having these feelings and knowing it is wrong.
>>53853267
kill yourself
>>53853393
It's like picking your nose and eating, you can't let anyone know, even if it feels so good
>>53853363
Look on the bright side, at least zoo images are legal to own.
>>53853393
Why would I think it was wrong? Right and wrong is a moral judgement, which is a personal matter. As far as I'm concerned, the only immoral actions are theft and violence (whether it's physical, verbal, emotional, etc). Victimless crimes aren't crimes at all.
>>53853523
>yfw CP is theft of innocence
>>53853537
Who says they're not innocent after? Keep in mind that I'm fapping to candid nudes. Certainly not rape, not consensual sex, and not even posed studio nudes.
>>53853363
you guys both have mental illnesses and should seek help
>protip: the reason you two have degenerate taste is because real women don't pay attention to you
Quite t b h
What if I have a lot of trap sissy cross dresser femboy cuckold BBC porn saved
>>53853617
Mares are better than women anyways.
>>53852701
I'm using a chromebook so they wouldn't even have to go to my home
>>53853617
Honestly, that would be kind of nice
>tfw having to explain that I'm not in a relationship, gay, or an idiot, and it's not her fault I don't find her attractive
Fortunately, women aren't usually that direct.
>>53853267
Kek, you think because the mods won't allow you to freely upload CP (on a SFW board no less), that make them "SJW"? You're the reason why people think anyone who uses that term is retarded.
>>53853762
Nudes aren't porn, I wasn't considering posting anything showing genitals, and you're an idiot for browsing 4chan at work. Doesn't mean the mods aren't SJWs and I wouldn't get permabanned for posting it spoilered on /b/.
>>53853698
Do you proceed to ask her if she has any young daughters?
>>53853795
Nudes are NSFW and /b/ doesn't have spoilers. gjge
>>53853795
Posting images of nude children is illegal almost everywhere you sperg. The mods may or may not be SJW, but their stance on this issue isn't what decides it.
>>53852701
Not fucked at all.
I keep all my illegal stuff on my flash drives.
>>53852701
If by fucked you mean they find my pony and loli porn and then make fun of me, then I am fucking done.
Around 3 tb worth of pirated games+tv show and movies.
They won't prolly give a shit because i don't distribute material.
if by fucked you mean find a bunch of drives that have had magnets flipped on them,
then yes i would be fucked.
>>53853820
Honestly, I regret not just fucking her. There comes a point where you just stop giving a shit and you'll stick your dick in anything. That said, I still see no reason to seek out sex from something I'm not interested in and isn't literally begging for it, though.
>>53853823
I wouldn't know; I don't post on /b/ because I'm not cancer.
>b-but you're a pedo! your literally hitler!
But you're the one shitting up a shit thread with personal attacks after I made a post relevant to the topic of the (admittedly shitty) thread.
>>53853859
>>53853859
If that was true, naturism sites that are hosted in the US would have been taken down forever ago, and a lot more parents would be getting raped to death in prison for uploading their cutesy bathtime photos to their "cloud" archives.
>they open my 4chan folder
>>53854028
So you're attracted to babies and toddlers? Seek help man, seriously. You're the definition of broken.
>Tons of 2D loli butt
>120 GB of Western and Japanese juicy big butts taking fat shits
>Rare Animal porn
Officer, I'm a degenerate but still got nothing on me
>>53854214
No, I'm attracted mainly to ~9-12yos. I was just pointing out that there's no blanket ban on nudity for any age. I guess I should have just posted this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dost_test
I have some cp webums, pics and gifs (mostly softcore, but there's some nudity, too) and some bestiality porn. I'd be fucked.
>>53854329
>Rare animal porn
I like images/vids of amateurs, around my age. Since they don't flash their licences, I am sure some of them are probably not 18.
So, 100% fucked, go to jail, get stabbed, and be a registered sex offender 5ever
>>53854422
>>53854329
Do you mean the animal porn is rare, as in hard to find videos?
Or do you have videos of people fucking one of the last spotted owls in the wild or something?
>>53853393
It is absolutely terrible, I opened up to a friend about it and lost two. Opened up to one. And lost two.
>>53853466
There's that. I'm not doing anything illegal. But now if I want to have sex with an animal it has to be some dirty secret.
Is loli illegal in australia?
>>53854517
>Girls using guns to shoot and kill animals and then getting fucked on top of them.
That's kinda hot actually, any examples?
>>53854486
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_cartoon_pornography_depicting_minors#Australia
I've got a ton of pirated anime and vidya
I don't even save porn pics, vids, webms, and only browse porn through incognito
If you went through my PC you'd think I'm a very boring person, nothing but 4chan and news websites
>>53854517
Fair enough. Not my thing but I have my own kinks that would get me shunned
>>53854517
>butt animal crushing/feet crushing. Girls using guns to shoot and kill animals and then getting fucked on top of them
lmao what
>>53854559
>In December 2008, a man from Sydney was convicted of possessing child pornography after sexually explicit pictures of children characters from The Simpsons were found on his computer.
Lol...
>>53854638
Kill yourself my man
>>53854638
What the fuck?
>>53854638
Ive never really meant much when I tell people to kill themselves. But I honestly recommend your delete your existance. Absolutely disgusting.
>>53854710
>funnyjunk filename
>>53854638
good thing the spooks got telecoms on lockdown so you'll get sent to a camp in a few years
>>53854710
3D vore? If so, kill yourself
>>53854638
>getting off to animal abuse
Youre literally worse than pedophiles
>>53854638
Holy shit bro, I thought the baby rapist in this thread was fucked up. You're on another level.
Heheh, I went a bit too much and deleted the posts, haha but everyone has their own kinks
>>53854710
Does it surprise anyone that the most disgusting degenerate here uploads anime images with every sick post?
Can't say I haven't seen the connection before...
>>53854850
who's the baby rapist?
Based janny bro
53854851
>PFFF, I hate 3D pedos, those people deserve death
Amazing coming from an idiot who gets off on killing animals.
>>53854910
I'm just glad that mental defectives like yourself rarely have the opportunity or ability to breed.
>>53854926
The pedo guy
>>53854358
Damn Catholics
>>53854986
he said he isn't into babies lol
>>53854910
I hope you go to jail and get raped by the prison horse
imprisonment? this is mexico , its basically the old west , every man for himself
>>53854850
>>53854986
I'd just like to point out that as a child lover, I hate the idea of children being abused at least as much as (and probably more than) you do. We can quibble a bit about where we draw the line at what constitutes rape, but you can't reasonably disagree with me that 1: unconsenting penetration of anyone, but especially a child, is absolutely disgusting and unacceptable regardless of the circumstances, and 2: taking candid photos with consent is acceptable in certain circumstances, and the act of fapping to a photo after it's been taken doesn't affect the subject of that photo.
>asks for my PW
>give them dead man switch PW
>blame them for wrecking my PC
>get new PC
>>53855158
I can agree with those two points, yes. I just said it to bait other pedos.
>>53854449
>wait for them to leave, chances are if they haven't come in they don't have a warrent yet
>shoot ssd with 10mm
>shoot phone with 10mm
Problem solved.
>>53852798
>>53855296
>tfw you realize data is still recoverable from both devices by soldering undamaged NAND chips onto a new PCB
>>53856859
>shoot head with 10mm
Recover that, narcs.
im dead, over 300gb of music, included king crimson. that means that fripp is gonna ass fuck me
>>53854559
Holy shit, "think of the imaginary children!" is a valid argument is most of the developed world? How does one even come up with an idea that inane in the first place?
>Animated horse porn
>Horse porn
>Girls with horses
>Girls with dogs
>Girls with lions
>Furshit ad generium
>Furshit comics (Transformation included)
>Tame nudes of women (clearly) of-age
I might die of shame, but at least I would die a law-abiding citizen.
>>53852701
I lost my computer in a tragic boating accident.
>>53853777
Rerolling for this.
>>53857151
The argument is that it's a slippery slope to child abuse. Scared of people who take their 2D fantasies to reality, they ban the 2D fantasies.
The irony being that it is their inability to tell the difference between fiction and reality which causes the emotional reaction to lolicon.
>>53857391
Wait a second that shit was dug trio, why did you reroll?
>>53853690
JRHNBR?
>>53852701
Not fucked at all.
I just travelled through a bunch of international airports so I made sure my shit was squeaky clean first.
>loli, Japanese grills, Candydoll
Not exactly legal but I'd still be fucked.
>>53852701
Not at all. Because I use Windows I wipe and reformat daily. It's the only way to keep it running smoothly.
>>53852701
recent dban.
you can try tho senpai
>>53857353
>Girls with lions
Wat
>>53852701
>FBI
>knock knock
>not "GET ON THE GROUND FUCKO"
does /g/ even fucko threads any more?
>"Sir... What are these?"
>"Uh... my collection."
>"Sir why are there thousands of green frogs?"
>"I KNOW MY RIGHTS"
Just wait for my operating system to compile itself
I have so many pirated movies and pc games that I would be fucked. As for porn I keep it on flash drives since I live with family.
AM IS I BEENED DETAINEDED???!??
RUSKIES DONT GIVEUP
Sold my PC on Friday :(
Loli is legal here besides 3DCG shit and nobody cares about piracy, so I'm fine.
Nothing illegal, having downloaded series does not constitute a crime here, sharing them would, but you wouldn't go to prison for it and the state won't persecute it on their own, which they hardly do anywhere as far as I'm aware. The only way for you to be persecuted for it is through the holder of the rights you allegedly infringed.
Could you place a small amount of thermite in a small storage container above your hard drive, then ignite it via electrical current actrivated by a switch somewhere in the house?
It seems like this would be a quick safety plan in this kind of situation.
>>53853148
>>>53852701 (OP)
>Gentoo
yep
