Be the most generic startup you can
Go
vidya gayme
rebrand obscure chinese merchandise
an idea that looks neat but is actually impractical
flat out plagiarism
>.io
>MongoDB
>node.js
>>53827034
we are doing this thing that everyone and their dog is doing but we are doing it green
>>53827034
ping pong
I worked all weekend and I'll probably be here till 12 midnight working while making less than my last 37.5hr/week job, itll be worth it in the end right?
I have a concept for an app that'll incorporate elements of Uber, OkCupid and Flappy Bird. All I need is funds, expertise, marketing and a business model. I don't have a name yet but it has to end with '-r'.
>>53827034
some crap you put to your phone
like nfc buttons to do tasks or perform macros
for example you can push the second button on the back to type a ":^)" for your online shitposting needs
or opening a website with a single press without typing
or turning your wifi!
[generic banjo clap music]
We're starting a new crypto-currency focused on satisfying the needs of all people of color, and people of gender. We are currently hiring a diversity coordinator who will help affirm our diverse hiring choices.
>we'll pay you in equity
>we'll pay you in experience
:^)
>>53827034
VR meme ... but for cats.
Sustainable toilet paper.
>>53827034
Just use this website, generates a new one every time
http://tiffzhang.com/startup/
Medical cannabis and technology! !!!!!!!!!!!! 420!!!!!
>>53829391
>>53829434
GUYS
I AM A FUCKING GENIUS
TOILET PAPER MADE OUT OF WEED
>>53828714
What's your stance on eggplant emojis? Do you have a code of conduct? I can only work in an environment where everyone is a trans affirmative feminist.
>>53827034
Algotrading
>>53829471
Rolling papers made out of toilet paper?
>>53829521
Too bad! Ours is an environment where everybody has to act and dress like the opposite sex!
>>53829542
too far senpai
>>53829521
EVERYONE, EVERYONE this is a4chan shitposter trying to apply for our Diversity Coordinatress position!!. Listen you shitaholic, people who think like you will be ostracized? Do you fucking here me? We will round you up and gass you.
>>53829598
Just stoned senpai
Pick up any random kickstarter/indiegogo
>>53828685
Buttons on the back seem genius though.
>>53830100
LG Stylo already has buttons on the back
>>53827069
you sell poop?
>.io
>MEAN stack
>"AnonCorp is looking for a Fullstack JS ninja. Perks include weekly handjobs given to you by the CEO, free starbucks coffee, yoga classes, an office dog, free cereal and microbrews on tap"
>>53830100
>>53828685
Already exists
https://dimple.io/
>>53828714
NigCoin?
>>53828772
No, YOU pay US for job experience. 500€ a month and we'll lie that you worked for us.
>>53830548
>.io
Yep
>>53827157
What about
>Kekr
>Topr
>Niggerr
>Cuckr
>/g/r
It's liek Facebook but with ......... (insert generic useless shit here)
hipstr.io
Gaming toasters. Making memes real.
>>53827034
It's an app that tracks your pregnancy. It gives you hourly and daily updates on your condition and also tells you what name you should give your baby. Tells you what to eat, drink, what to avoid, what shit to buy. When baby is born app unlocks part for ranking all nannies and babysitters by state and their worth and rates.
>>53829521
hey installgen2 ;)
We're like Facebook, but for bands. You can buy tickets and stream music and the site will find music like the stuff you listen to.
Can you make a site for me?
>>53827034
curry curry curry curry curry curry curry curry curry curry curry curry curry curry curry curry curry curry curry curry and you get a t-shirt.
we already have a prototype for the logo
>>53827034
>wifi gadget
