>Phone rings.
>It's some dude with an Indian accent.
>"Hello, sir. I work with Windows tech support and your computer has been sending us error messages and I would like to walk you through fixing the problems.
>I know what this is.
>Decide to string him along for a while.
>"Oh wow! Thanks for the help, man! Sure, just tell me what to do!"
>"Good. Please turn your computer on."
>Make him wait for a minute or so even though I'm literally sitting in front of my PC playing a game.
>"Okay yeah, I got it on now. So what do I need to do?"
>"Please go to this website that I will tell you the address for."
>He starts slowly spelling out the address.
>Ask him multiple times to repeat parts of it just to fuck with him. I'm not actually typing anything.
>Get bored of this shit.
>"Okay wait, wait, wait. Just stop there, man."
>"Excuse me, sir? What seems to be the problem?"
>"Lemme ask you a question. Are you happy with your job?"
>"What do you mean, sir?"
>"I'm asking you if you are happy with your job. Do you enjoy what you do?"
>"Well I uh... um... y-yes, I like to help our customers."
>"Let's be real here. I'm not some idiot user. I know damn well what this is all about. You're trying to scam me into downloading some malware that will let you rip me off. Now let me ask you again, do you fucking like your job?"
>"...No. No I do not."
>"Does it make you happy to rip off unsuspecting people? Do you fucking like stealing from people? How the fuck do you sleep at night?"
>HE IS LITERALLY SOBBING
>"NO! NO I DON'T! I AM SORRY! GOODBYE!"
>He hangs up.
tl;dr: Drove a scammer to tears and possibly suicide. Today was a good day.
FUCK YOU I WONT GET MONEY IF I CANT WORK
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>53811508
savage
>>53811628
>REEEEEEEEEEE
fucking normie/nigger/pleb/cunt
>>53811508
remember when noah from LAS talked one of them into trying out linux and learning more about this stuff so he could get a real job?
That was fun.
>>53811668
Link?
>>53811667
Actually, it's the sound of screaming frogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
>>53811694
you fucking people get more cringe worthy every fucking year
>>53811705
>just now
>at pc browsing r9k
>want a bacon sandwich and apple juice
>tell mom to make me it
>tells me she's busy getting my little brother ready for school
>"MOM WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BITCH, I JUST WANT A FUCKING BACON SANDWICH SHITCUNT"
>tells me to calm down because I'm scaring my brother
>headbutt her and call my brother a little normie faggot
>tfw no bacon sandwich and apple juice
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53811728
you captured the average /g/ user very well in that post.
>>53811682
I don't have it, but it was at the end of a LAS when he was just taking over from matt.
>>53811682
>>53811682
actually... pretty easy to find...
http://www.jupiterbroadcasting.com/76592/how-non-devs-can-help-linux-las-350/
55m53sec in...
>>53811508
>ripping off
Uhh they are literal thieves, not tradejews.
>>53811728
How did you ungreen your text?
>>53812135
>shiggy
>>53811508
Obligatory - Microsoft will NEVER cold call you about your computer.
Now that that's out of the way...
I keep a couple un-patched Vista VM's up for just this reason. It's a goal to waste as much time of theirs as I can.
That, and trying to back trace the connection and phone info is kind of fun too...
>>53812135
Not being able to blacktext, in 2016? Come on, anon.
The scammer is not the one at fault, it's just a job for them. You want the business owner, and he'll never make a call like this.
>>53811508
Protip: he was probably a slave.
>>53811508
making others feel bad won't cure you of your cheetoh addiction, sheila.
>>53811508
That's some unfortunate luck for the Pajeet, I hope he realizes that his EE degree would be better in Malaysia.
>>53811694
No, it's the sound of normalfags being "quirky" and "different".
They use that screaming amphibian joke in real life with their friends, it makes for great laughs when appropriate.
>>53812917
>They use that screaming amphibian joke in real life with their friends, it makes for great laughs when appropriate.
you must go to a really great high school kiddo.
>blindly answering random unknown numbers
>test
>>53811508
Why didn't you record it faggot?
>>53811508
STDH the epic novel. The only thing that happens when you call these faggots out is deny, deny, deny.
