This is some fucking bullshit
it is my plan upon arrival in Deutsches
Reich to challenge the prosecutor, Jürgen Pfeiffer, to a trial by
combat. Judicial combat is a Germanic traditional way of settling legal
disputes in use in the Middle Ages. It hasn't been in use on German land
since the Holy Roman Empire in the 16th century, but seeming how we're
apparently bringing back the Stasi, one more throwback couldn't hurt
>>53794102
can you post the whole e-mail?
Daily reminder that this is all cripplechan's fault. This is why we can't have nice things.
https://cock.li/transparency/arrested.txt
>>53794141
My friends,
This evening, I was arrested by the Romanian Police. I have been served
paperwork by the police and the SRI informing me of a pending
extradition to Germany to face criminal charges. After investigation and
discussion with the police, my Romanian lawyer (not Jess Radack, but my
personal criminal defense lawyer) has found details of the charges. I am
being extradited to face a charge under Strafgesetzbuch section 86a,
which bans, amongst other things, the use of "slogans of
unconstitutional organizations". That is all the confirmed information I
have regarding the charge, and while I don't know *why* I'm facing this
charge, I can speculate.
For about 3 weeks, I displayed a JOKE on the front page of cock.li that
shook the text on the page and displaying a rotating webm that said
"HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG". I did this while the server was hosted in
Germany, so I think this is what this is about. I've never been
unironically racist in the entire history of the site, so this is the
only thing I can come up with.
Here is a video of the joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM3PU3w_Tr4
I've also been informed that my extradition is being expedited because I
am scheduled to undergo investigative surgery. The prosecution office in
the city of Zwickau believes I may have a surgically-implanted storage
device. The SRI performed forensics on my storage devices in my
apartment and did not find another copy of the cock.li data, and they
are clearly cock-hungry faggots craving another copy of the site so they
are taking any means necessary to fuck with me.
>>53794141
PT. 2
For the protection of my own personal freedom, and the freedom of my
users to E-mail cocks in peace, it is my plan upon arrival in Deutsches
Reich to challenge the prosecutor, Jürgen Pfeiffer, to a trial by
combat. Judicial combat is a Germanic traditional way of settling legal
disputes in use in the Middle Ages. It hasn't been in use on German land
since the Holy Roman Empire in the 16th century, but seeming how we're
apparently bringing back the Stasi, one more throwback couldn't hurt.
If Mr. Pfeiffer accepts my offer, a battle will be held to decide the
victor over these bogus charges, the scheduled investigative surgery, as
well as the confiscation of my beloved hard drives. I'll fight for my
users -- with memes or steel, I will be victorious.
Mr. Pfeiffer is welcome to confiscate this dick if he's still hungry.
BTW if you want your E-mail back here's his phone number: +49 375 5092
517. I can be reached at +1 (206) 203-6677.
Is it April 1st over there yet?
>>53794165
>acts like a retarded /pol/tard
>surprised when he get's his shit pushed in by German police
>>53794141
http://pastebin.com/raw/VQNfcYn9
havent verified the signature
Part 1/2My friends,
This evening, I was arrested by the Romanian Police. I have been served
paperwork by the police and the SRI informing me of a pending
extradition to Germany to face criminal charges. After investigation and
discussion with the police, my Romanian lawyer (not Jess Radack, but my
personal criminal defense lawyer) has found details of the charges. I am
being extradited to face a charge under Strafgesetzbuch section 86a,
which bans, amongst other things, the use of "slogans of
unconstitutional organizations". That is all the confirmed information I
have regarding the charge, and while I don't know *why* I'm facing this
charge, I can speculate.
For about 3 weeks, I displayed a JOKE on the front page of cock.li that
shook the text on the page and displaying a rotating webm that said
"HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG". I did this while the server was hosted in
Germany, so I think this is what this is about. I've never been
unironically racist in the entire history of the site, so this is the
only thing I can come up with.
Here is a video of the joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM3PU3w_Tr4
>>53794188
no, 23:25
This is why you never register with a 4chan mail service
>>53794192
>jokes are not allowed in this great German land.
>bend over and let the refugees tenderize your wife's cunt
What a nice place
>>53794188
It's a quite good one, I admit I fell
>>53794188
>Is it April 1st over there yet?
In Romania, yes
>>53794102
This is what happens when you have hate speech laws and no constitutionally (read: very hard to remove the law protecting your free speech) protected free speech.
>>53794188
God damn it, I fell for it.
When exactly was this mail sent? It's April 1st since 30 minutes ago in Romania
>>53794264
>This is what happens
April fools jokes happen?
>>53794281
He posted it on Twitter before April fools. Mail went out around 10 mins ago. Guess we'll find out whether it was a ruse it not eventually
> (1) Mit Freiheitsstrafe bis zu drei Jahren oder mit Geldstrafe wird bestraft, wer 1. im Inland Kennzeichen einer der in § 86 Abs. 1 Nr. 1, 2 und 4 bezeichneten Parteien oder Vereinigungen verbreitet oder öffentlich
>3 years for lifting your right arm
Nice freedom we have here
I don't think Vincent would fuck around about something like this.
>>53794281
~1h ago
>It's real
>Poor sod probably didn't even realize it is april fools day because of all the shit he is going through
>everyone laughs at him and then forgets while he rots in german prison
Those telephone numbers aren't real numbers though
>>53794281
I posted the mail with headers >>53794193
>Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2016 23:38:08 +0300
>surgery
>trial by combat
>>53794192
fuck off
>>53794192
You're literally a Nazi for supporting censorship.
Hitler did nothing wrong
There is no wage gap
You're either straight or a faggot
Report me to the feds, I don't give a fuck
>>53794102
i fucking hate april 1st
grow up
>>53794102
All Vincent did was provide rope for other people to hang themselves with, then refuse to help locate the bodies. How is that a crime?
>>53794448
Kek
>>53794430
Don't such a grumpy old fart, that "trial by combat" part was funny.
cmon guys
>investigative surgery
fucking kek
what a madman
>>53794192
This. What a dumb fuck.
>>53794448
we need to sue hardware stores
why is he living in romania?
>>53794478
cheap internet and cost of living i guess
>>53794192
hiro what the fuck you damn nipshit
Man he shouldn't fuck with this. We should contact his actual lawyer and tell him that vincent was apparently extradited to Germany. Bet that'd create a fun situation
>>53794509
upboats
>>53794509
upboated :^)
>>53794521
>>53794549
actually it's a yeah :^)
>>53794510
He already ran most of this by his lawyer and she was okay with it
>>53794430
I already fall for this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiEMSkVTHmQ
>>53794165
>JOKE
>"HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG".
Nah, faggot, hope you enjoy getting raped in jail by Turks and Iraqis.
Real life isn't /pol/ or 4chan.
I hope more of you edgemasters end up in jail.
How can you get arrested in another country from the internet?
>>53794671
fug off merkel
go kiss more refugee children or something
>>53794165
>Investigative surgery
>no
ITS A SETUP NIGGER SOMEONE'S GONNA SLIP WITH A SCALPEL AND "ACCIDENTALLY" SILENCE HIM.
HE KNOWS TOO MUCH.
>>53794131
STASI did nothing wrong
Das waren gute Leute.
>be Gypsie shitskin
>play racist /pol/tard on the internet
>gets #REKT IRL
Karma is a bitch
>>53794785
He is American you idiot.
>>53794785
Hallo neufreund. :^)
Is it tanoshii in gayland?
>using an email service with a leddit-tier name hosted by an edgelord
kek
not even surprised
>>53794570
It's more of a "That's true."
:^)
>>53794901
>>implying ameritards arent Gypsie shitskins
>>53794165
>HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
>Gernan server
Why are 4chan faggots so goddamn stupid? What are you going to say in court? "I only meant it ironically, mein Herr" ? And people trust these dumbasses with their emails.
The invisible disabilities really hurt the most.
>>53794344
Shouldn't have lost the war.
>>53794151
Why? What did they do?
And who do you have winning the trial by combat? I got Pfeiffer tbqh
>>53794214
Kek frowns upon the German government.
>THEY FELL FOR THE APRIL FOOL MEME
>>53794102
Sounds like a possible thing to happen for Germany besides the investigative surgery and trial by combat.
>>53794165
>investigative surgery
I sincerely hope they consider a radiological scan "surgery" over in Germany.
>>53794102
what's sad is that this april fool's joke is gonna be treated as 'crying wolf' and when he does need help later he's gonna be fucked
Ayyy, so it's illegal to be a nazi in Germany?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strafgesetzbuch_section_86a
>>53796468
Surely he's smarter than that and wouldn't fuck around with his users to this degree
>>53794188
LET ME BELIEVE A BIT MORE PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE !
Seriously this thing was just fuckin hilarious.
It wouldn't surprise me a minute that it would happen
>>53794102
shieeeeeeeeeeet
he dindu nuffin
Nonhuman Yuropeon Gigacuckolds.
>>53797845
Thought Crimes anon, we don't want any of that!
>>53794188
fuck, fell for it
>>53795391
>extradition for posting a joke
>meanwhile niggers rape 1000 women every night
When will germans stop being so fucking cuckolded?
Should have known better, Yuros don't believe in free speech
>>53795391
Who gives a shit how he means it? Not only does it fall into freedom of expression (EU human rights cases, relating to the NF in several countries), it deflects from the core point here, which is to attack all pro-privacy organisations.
Apparently kalyx (lainchan) wired him bail money. It's probably not a joke.
>>53798626
It doesn't make any sort of sense as a joke, there's no punchline.
when you get arrested within 2 hours of infiltrating a secret bird society
Happy April 1st you fucking retards
>>53794102
>touchwizz
>>53794102
April fools
>germany having a person in fucking romania arrested and extradited over a shittily-made hitler joke
>instead of the server host going "hey man don't do that we don't like that here" he's going to take them to court
>says pfeiffer can eat his dick ON the fucking server, which would be a bad idea because it can hurt you in court
April Fools, everyone
>>53794102
>knows anything supporting the nazis is illegal in Germany
>spams "hitler did nothing wrong" like a dumbfuck on a german server
His fault. Read up on the fucking laws of the country your server is hosted in before doing stupid /pol/tard shit.
>>53794131
>Jürgen
get a better email client
April fools really is something
>>53794165
>For about 3 weeks, I displayed a JOKE on the front page of cock.li that
>shook the text on the page and displaying a rotating webm that said
>"HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG".
wow what a cunt. who even is this idiot? where the fuck did he come from?
Took me a long time to realize it's april first.
fuck.
>>53801387
Shiiiiiit. The whole thing is very believable, apart possibly from the extradition which seems a bit over-the-top
Motherfucker got me
>surgically-implanted storage
device
>trial by combat
>Mr. Pfeiffer is welcome to confiscate this dick if he's still hungry
> I'll fight for my
users -- with memes or steel, I will be victorious
Thanks for the laughs Vincent
>>53794344
this rule is so fucking retarded holy shit
>>53794430
What a pitiful and joyless life you must live
Only the stupid google plastic got me.
But this one was bretty good.
>hosting in germany
retard deserved it
>germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
>>53794185
>so fanny joek
was he a redditor?
APRIL'S FOOLS
>>53802471
why would you compare vince to a redditor you fucking loser
>>53794192
I can't tell who's trolling who anymore.
