>Cortana, tell me a joke
>>53771460
*poop joke*
>What do you call two niggers on one bike?
>Organized crime! Heyoo!
windows phones are not made by pajeet for pajeet
>>53771460 (You)
>>53771460
>>Cortana tell me a joke
Windows Phone
>here are details of your 1 rep max
>are two agents from the NSA and the middle one falls
>your life
>>53771612
>tfw botnet is so strong it knows this is true
The only joke in this thread is everyone that has cortana running on their computer.
>>53771544
underrated post
>>53771460
>cotana, tell me a joke
>windows app store opens
>>53772079
Jokes on you, all I get is bing bong results.
>>53771544
Would actually enjoy seeing pic related shopped into that.
>Cortana, sing me a song
>>53772654
She sings Oh Danny Boy to me.
>>53771460
Hey, I found a list of jokes for you *opens your github page*
>apple
>>53772688
>>53772654
Saying "Sing me another song" specifically changes her variety to some degree, making an emphasis on avoiding copyright.
>>53772688
She'll also sing the Daisy song that HAL sang at the end of 2001 a space odyssey.
>>53771837
But I enjoy knowing that the NSA is listening to me fap.
>microsoft will never open source tay
>you will never run your own version of tay
>you will never shape her into the perfect gf
>>53772806
This one is particularly gold.
>>53772930
stole your slut
Holy shit, is she intended to look like hal 9000? Fucking creeped me out looking at the images here.
>>53773025
Not even mad. Tried her on my android and is way more slower. Disappointed that shes stuck as blue too.
>>53771460
Nokia Lumia
>>53771460
"But anon, you're already holding one in your hand right now !"
>>53771460
Look in the mirror
What if MS integrated Tay with Cortana?
>>53772923
But they did release the code. It needs something like 18 gpu s to function.
>>53773228
>a Nazi personal assistant
I'd consider switching to WP
>>53772923
>and they did
https://www.microsoft.com/cognitive-services/en-us/apis
>and there is a thread about it
>>53771006
>and /g/ will never bring its shit together and work on something
>>53773302
Since Cortana is already on Android >>53773025 you probably wouldn't need to switch.
>>53773417
The android version kinda sucks
No "Hey cortana" functionality because google are shitters who can't stand competition and it's a lot slower than on WP
>>53773417
I don't use Android
