https://codeshare.io/eMXcn
so far so good
public class Main {
public static void main(String[] args) {
// >java
// curry/10
//install gentoo
char[] cs = {'i', 'n', 's', 't', 'a', 'l', 'l', ' ', 'g', 'e', 'n', 't', 'o', 'o'};
System.out.println(Arrays.toString(cs));
if(!System.getProperty("os.name").contains("Gentoo")){
System.err.println("This program does not run on botnets");
new Exception("your OS is easy to use").printStackTrace();
System.exit(1);
}else{
System.out.println("I’d just like to interject for moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.");
}
System.out.println("cum");
System.out.println(">java");
System.out.println("leddit xDDDD");
System.out.println("curry/10");
String s = "op is a faggot";
for(int i = 0; i < s.length(); i++)
{
System.out.print(s.charAt(i));
}
//cancer
System.out.println("1");
System.out.println("2");
System.out.println("fizz");
System.out.println("4");
System.out.println("buzz");
System.out.println("fizz");
//t
//topkek
String ayy = "lmao"; // ;)
while (ayy.equals("lmao"))
{
System.out.println("leddit xDDDD");
}
}
}
boolean opIsAFaggot = true;
// this is some good shit if i do say so myself
bampin cause this is fun
This got shitty really fucking quick
it's going to shit
REALTIME SHITPOSTING
what a time to be online
>>53757975
Here's an array helper class i made, It's got some pretty useful functions.import java.util.ArrayList;
import java.util.Collections;
import java.util.List;
/**
*
* @author /g/
*/
public class arraySearch {
public static ArrayList AL;
public static List<String> myList = new ArrayList<>();
public static List<Integer> iList = new ArrayList<>();
public static boolean findInStringArray(String s, String a[]) {
int i;
for (i=0; i < a.length; i++) {
if (s.equals(a[i])) {
return true;
}
}
return false;
}
public static String[] removeFromStringArray(String s, String a[]) {
int i;
Collections.addAll(myList, a);
for (i=0; i < a.length; i++) {
if (s.equals(a[i])) {
myList.remove(a[i]);
a = myList.toArray(new String[myList.size()]);
}
}
return a;
}
public static boolean findInIntArray(int n, int a[]) {
int i;
for (i=0; i < a.length; i++) {
if (n == a[i]) {
return true;
}
}
return false;
}
>>53757975
if only /g/ wasn't infested by /v/ermin who are too pleb even for pajava who constantly want to delete the whole thing
<?php
<!DICKTYPE small> //kek //toplel
<html>
<head>
<title>Ayy lmao</title>
</head>
<body>
<p>kjej</p>
</body>
</html>
?>
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<title>FUCK</title> <!--hey guys look at this little faggot in the corner writing HTML what a hacker he probably uses Gentoo-->
</head>
<body>
<h1>fuck off will ya?</h1> <!--oh my god anon are you a hacker? of course i am :^) hack me :^) IP 10.0.0.1 HACKED :^)-->
</body> <!-- learn how to comment fags -->
</html>
package org.gay.cancer.rendering;
import org.lwjgl.opengl.GL;
import org.lwjgl.opengl.GL11;
import org.lwjgl.opengl.GL30;
public class GLRendering {
public static void clean(){
clearScreen();
}
static GLColor c;
public static void initGL() throws IllegalStateException, GLException{
GL.createCapabilities();
if(!isOnSupportedGLPlatform()){
IllegalStateException ise = new IllegalStateException("WEGLInitProblem: Engine can not initialize on a Macintosh OS/OSX platform.");
throw ise;
}
GL11.glMatrixMode(GL11.GL_PROJECTION);
GL11.glFrontFace(GL11.GL_CW);
GL11.glCullFace(GL11.GL_BACK);
GL11.glEnable(GL11.GL_CULL_FACE);
GL11.glEnable(GL11.GL_DEPTH_TEST);
GL11.glEnable(GL30.GL_FRAMEBUFFER_SRGB);
GL11.glMatrixMode(GL11.GL_MODELVIEW);
c = new GLColor(0f,0f,0f);
GL11.glClearColor(c.r, c.g, c.b, c.a);
}
public static void setScanColor(GLColor c){
GL11.glClearColor(c.r, c.g, c.b, c.a);
GLRendering.c = c;
}
public static boolean isOnSupportedGLPlatform() throws GLException{
System.out.println("GLVersion: " + GL11.glGetString(GL11.GL_VERSION));
System.out.println("OperatingSystem: " + System.getProperty("os.name"));
if(!GL11.glGetString(GL11.GL_VERSION).contains("NVIDIA")){
System.out.println("WARNING: The game was only tested on a NVIDIA graphics unit. It may not work correctly on other graphical units.");
}
if(!System.getProperty("os.name").contains("Windows")){
System.out.println("WARNING: This game was only tested on Windows 7. It may not work correctly on other operating systems, especially Mac OS/OSX and Linux.");
}
if(System.getProperty("os.name").contains("Mac")){
return false;
}else if(GL11.glGetString(GL11.GL_VERSION).contains("4.5")){
return true;
}else{
throw new GLException("OpenGL version is TOO OLD. You must have OpenGL 4.4 to run this engine!");
}
}
}
>>53758417import org.lwjgl.opengl.GL20;
public class GLException extends Exception {
private static final long serialVersionUID = 7795880252813004676L;
public GLException(String string) {
super(string);
}
@Override
public void printStackTrace(){
try {
Thread.sleep(10);
} catch (InterruptedException e) {
e.printStackTrace();
}
System.err.println("=====================");
System.err.println("GLException has been thrown. Printing system information...");
System.err.println("Operating System: " + System.getProperty("os.name"));
System.err.println("GL Version: " + GL11.glGetString(GL11.GL_VERSION));
System.err.println("GL Vendor: " + GL11.glGetString(GL11.GL_VENDOR));
System.err.println("GL Renderer: " + GL11.glGetString(GL11.GL_RENDERER));
System.err.println("GL Shading language version: " + GL11.glGetString(GL20.GL_SHADING_LANGUAGE_VERSION));
System.err.println("GL Extensions: " + GL11.glGetString(GL11.GL_EXTENSIONS));
System.err.println("The version of OpenGL you are using is probably too old or you just need to update your graphics drivers.");
System.err.println("If updating drivers doesn't work, try running this on a new piece of hardware (late 2015 or newer).");
System.err.println("=====================");
super.printStackTrace();
}
}
>>53757975
>being this retarded
enjoy you penis and deletes
rip
doing pretty good again
bunp
>>53757975
There's always an autistic that ruins everything.
>>53757975
Ok carnage
>>53757975
bump
how does this work?
and its all gone. We had a good Gorilla class going
new Meme().eatDicks(Integer.MAX_INT_VALUE);
>>53758134
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>>53760055
Why did I laugh at this?
