Explain this meme to me
>You have a long train trip etc
>You take it aboard and use it to pass the time
>You arrive at your destination
Then as a bloke where the fuck do you put it? Its to big for your pocket, I'm not a faggot I don't have a handbag. Explain to me like I am a retard please
Backpack dumbass.
>>53734272
Backpack?
Satchel?
Laptop bag?
>>53734272
folio case.
>>53734272
you have a "long train trip" yet you brought absolutely dick all with you?
Christ you're stupid OP
>>53734405
For example if I was going to the city for a night out. (60km), the ipad would be perfect but I am not going to have a backpack at the pub
>>53734272
>Explain to me like I am a retard please
Well, you've come to the right place, at least...
In your back pocket.
Why are Anglo's so fucking retarded except for maybe the handful of people that actually invented something?
The backpack where you keep your water, snacks, first aid kit, jacket, umbrella, and other essentials for long trips.
>>53734294
manpurse
you carry it around and take pictures
>>53734272
Up your ass like a normal person
>>53734420
Dont take it then...
If you cant survive on a train for 45minutes without a fucking iPad you need to grow up m8...
>>53734272
In your car.
>>53735250
this
>>53734420
>taking your ipad with you on a night out
Bet you're fun at parties
>>53734272
>Its to big for your pocket
But that's where you're wrong
>>53735350
he meant the way there you cuck
>>53734272
>like I am a retard
"like?"
>>53734420
>60km commute for fun
unless you are a salaryman and a nite out involves working on reports for your boss due monday that he will get all the credit for you doing all the work you are doing it wrong.
>>53735440
Explain to me immediately where he magically makes this ipad disappear to as he's taking it with him for the journey, which means he's taking it with him on the night out - you fucking brainless gimp
>>53735468
I regularly make 100km commutes for fun, what's the issue?
>>53735531
That's his point you goddamned moron, the iPad would be great for the commute but he doesn't carry it because it's not pocketable and he's not going to bring a backpack
>>53735543
>what's the issue?
you're using bong units on an American board. Next time say 62.1371, rounding to 62 is acceptable.
>>53735531
what >>53735568 said, but:
I sometimes take my backpack with me when I go out. I fill it with booze : ^)
I'm a mobile bar.
>>53735568
he could keep it in his jacket pocket (the inside pocket) and check it in when he gets there
coat check also applies to bags so that isn't an issue either
>>53735578
I'm an American, I converted the miles to km because km were being discussed.
>>53735621
this is an American board united under god.
>Then as a bloke where the fuck do you put it?
Easy. You disguise it as a wizard's tome and wear it on a chain.
>>53734272
>train trip
>being too poor to own a car
Kek lmao
>>53734272
Prime autismo
>>53734272
implode yourself
>>53736339
>Go to pub by car
And how will you get back home after that
>>53735630
God bless the USA. Europoors and the like step it up. :^)
>>53737567
Just drive nigga, you a pussy or something?
Just get a 5.5"+ phone, then you don't need to worry about where to put your iPad
>>53737605
Sadly, that's how some people actually think. They're the same ones that go to jail for drunk-driving and have the audacity to say things like "fuck the police"
>>53737567
you don't drink copious amounts of alcohol and drive home?
>>53737652
No op, don't you know? You drive better when you're drunk!
>>53737691
That's not the issue here. If police stops you, you're in trouble. Also, I never drove a car, but I was cycling drunk on the road, was scared shitless the whole time. Your reaction is not nearly as good, you're paranoid as fuck, seriously, who would want to drive when they're drunk??
your gapping wide anus you big faggot
>>53734272
You stick it back on your selfie stick you stasticated mongtard
