HTML/CSS monkeys
webdev
>>53698360
webdev
webdev probably
Linux dev
Janitor
>>53698360
More images like this one?
>>53698540
>>53698544
>>53698564
please no
I already have 2 fucking retarded code monkey co-workers to deal with
we need more people with actual talent
the work is very easy and pays relatively well
please
help
>>53698540
>>53698544
>>53698564
>good jobs for shitty programmers
>hey dood go into this field already saturated with shitty programmers and thus you cant actually get a good job
???
To answer OP, HR in any tech company, IT, or any field not dealing with programming or tech at all.
>>53698360
SAP faggotry is always a choice
Flipping burgers
Grinding coffee
webdev. Especially PHP.
If you're really, really shitty, you might even become a PHP core dev.
>>53698360
meth dealer
FizzBuzz dev. Hardest job in the world tho.
>>53698360
>Data Scientist
Diversity specialist
User experience consultant
Human resources
>>53698360
BPM dev
>>53698360
Java
>>53698360
why don't you just git gud faggot
>>53698544
This, use npm like a true code baboon.
what makes someone a bad programmer?
>>53703532
i've seen some that, at times, are incapable of cutting and pasting working code.
>>53703532
Ones that write slow, broken, and antisocial code.
>>53698540
>>53698544
>>53698564
this type of thing requires an eye for design, which is not something most people on /g/ have. Also it's only easy if all you are doing is front-end web dev
>>53698580
maybe if you like working for free
>>53700998
that's not a job for a shitty programmer esp when you CS babies don't know any math beyond calculus and baby's first probability
ignored the rest of the responses because I am pretty sure they are just shitposts
>>53703728
do you think back-end webdev is difficult?
>>53698360
Teaching programming.
>>53699442
>>53699442
And
>>53704409
close
cargo cult Consultant/Scrum Master/PM
OP, you just need to buy into Agile, say you are serious about software quality and you don't do TDD, you live TDD. No one cares if you can't do sw engineering, the main thing to know who is the guy that can solve the problem at hand, then go and annoy her with it.
Also, make sure you attend every meeting possible to kill time/look important.
tldr office politics, bossing nerds around
>>53703684
>antisocial code
>emocode
Explain
>>53698580
>>53703728
You'll find people who would pay $5 for custom aliases
>>53704928
Side Note: Good way to help people transition to Linux/Unix, OSX, for the basics
>>53698360
>Good job
>Shitty programmer
Thats a contradiction. You should strive to be the best so you can get the best jobs. If you live any other way, you're denying yourself of raw potential. You could also just kill yourself for asking such a brain dead question.
>>53704892
I believe he is referring to code that, realistically, only you can read simply by virtue of you being the one who wrote it. An earmark of good code is code that adheres to a consistent/logical standard that allows any other competent programmer to pick it up, read it, and understand it.
>>53703513
>tfw i don't even know what npm is
>>53705198
>npm
package manager for Java
>>53705250
that sounds fucking awful.
>>53705250
>package manager for Java
>for Java
>Java
nugger wut
>>53705298
node.js. Whatever.
>>53704892
no comments, naming variables as a, b etc instead of i.e. valueToReturn, no private fields, not using camel --> production code is completly
>>53698360
C++/C and Java
>>53704994
>strive to be the best so you can get the best jobs
no cause and effect bruhdy
is it me, or is /g/ filled with the most pretentious beings around?
>>53705598
Only tonite
>>53703513
Typical Node.js "developer" interview:
>"Anon you're doing pretty good. Our last question for you. Fizzbuzz from 1 to 100"
>var fizzbuzz = require('fizzbuzz')
>(adds npm dependency)
>console.log(fizzbuzz.print(100))
Hired.
>>53705712
https://github.com/blakmatrix/fizzbuzz
i dont understand the question, all programmers are just shitty web developers?
>>53705250
>java
>knows what npm is but not that javascript has nothing to do with java
Hey person who just read about the recent npm fuck up and thinks he knows web dev
>>53705765
He wrote the fizzbuzz himself (although it's a bit of a naïve implementation). The joke is that there's probably an npm module for fizzbuzz that you can just import and use
>>53699985
Like the German company? Not fucking with you, I used to work at Google and now I work for SAP. They pay me more, I work way less, and I'm the best dev on my team.
I have to use fucking Windows for work though, so not great in terms of professional growth.
Everyone here hating on webdevs yet I landed a $100k base salary job last year right out of college as a backend webdev in Silicon Valley. Now I'm making $117 base. Keep telling yourselves webdev is a shit position.
>>53707546
The general claim is that webdevs are clueless and incompetent, and specifically for this thread, that even shitty programmers can be web devs.
And as for your salary, well, in SV these days it seems like every number following a $ is just pulled out of somebody's ass.
>>53707609
>>53707546
I think web devs don't get respect because there used to be a time when web dev mostly meant doing HTML/CSS and a little bit of JS (so mostly client side work) which is what people did when they weren't good at programming.
Web devs these days are usually "fullstack" and are just as good as any other software developer.
>>53698360
%
that's all. <3
how does one learn how to write good code?
>>53710430
by reading SICP, of course
Nothing. No job.
Bad devs shouldn't be allowed anywhere.
>>53698360
ow.
That really hurt.
