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>yfw you want to work for Google DeepMind or Bell Labs, but
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>yfw you want to work for Google DeepMind or Bell Labs, but you're too stupid and will probably end up a web dev or Windows admin
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>wanting to work for a botnet instead of contributing to the open source community
literally kill you'reself
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>>53696136
Gneural Network is literally a joke
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>>53696136
Except all of Google's deep learning projects are open source you fucking faggot.
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After seeing the P=NP thread where half of the poster couldn't even figure out the algebraic solution (which is wrong anyway because it's not a fucking algebra problem), I'm not sure what to think of this site anymore, anyway
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>>53696170
Who is this prosper proctor?
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>>53696104
Web dev is far more exciting and engaging than Windows admin. Imagine a job where all your problems are reduced to counting bits, converting bit fields to 4 decimal numbers, and clicking the mouse 100 times to add a new user account to the directory. And you'll probably get fired in 3 years because your boss made you lift CRTs incorrectly so now your back is tweaked and you can't anymore.
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>>53696104
>mfw Nokia bought Alcatel and their Bell Labs.
>mfw I'm nokia employee.
It sure feels good.
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>>53696104
>mfw I will never work at NERV
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> be Java EE dev
> threw away all algodat knowledge
> not researching or developing
> doing "software engineering"
> working on version/release management
> reviewing and merging all day long
> dat enterprise quality
> every single class gets at least one interface and one abstract base class and one mock version
> everything is bloated
> waste time on writin worthless unit tests that prove things work like we think they should at best
> xml configuration files
> pom.xml
> jenkins configuration
s a d
a
d
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>>53696545
tell me about it. I'm a fucking SAP consultant.

I don't know how I ended up here. The money is decent, but every morning I am contemplating whether I should kill myself. Actually I wonder how this company manages to stay in business.
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>>53696576
why?
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>>53696576
lol at least sap is a tad better than shit.
I work with IBM products, AS/400 and random ERP/SAP alternatives and java EE programming.
I feel like my soul's being drained a bit every day
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>got a robotics research position
>do all the bitch tasks, don't learn anything
;~;
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>>53696664
I do the same as you anon, except with healthcare and EPIC.

Difference is, my peer teams are all so much worse at their jobs that my team can accomplish in a week what takes other teams months. Just work for cash and play at home, and always do your best work. It'll show in the long run
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