>CLICK CLICK TAP
THIS is ALL it TAKES for SOMEONE to BREAK into YOUR COMPUTER?
How do YOU protected your personal information /g/
>>53692649
By not running windows.
>I'm not
>>53692649
Encripted partitions + Locked bootloader.
i keep my internet tabs on private mode
I destroyed all evidence of my identity, then caused enough head trauma to myself to cause me to forget who I am.
I have no personal information to protect. Checkmate.
>>53692649
I've embraced the botnet.
>>53692762
this p much. nsa can't grab my history if its deleted. all dem bytes fade from the softwares
I store everything in the cloud.
instead of saving files, i take picturs of them on my phone.
that way they cant get them by hacking my computer because theyll be on my phone where theyre safe.
>>53692649
Guns. And a literal fire wall
>>53692649
Condom over the ethernet cable to protect me form viruses
>>53692649
Where's the frog edit of this?
>>53692649
i LOVE this meme
>>53692649
By submerging my computer in a vat of my own cum (which also provides great immersed 'watercooling'). My semen will attack any foreign bodies that attempt to use the computer.
>>53693161
ya, better safe than sorry
I don't use the internet
>>53692649
A password encryption using unlisted and unregistered characters.
I mean bare metal unlisted, with mock google password test rating of -0 out of 1 through 10 strength. That is right negative zero, not even define on scale or in math.
I have one keyboard I hacked to change clock speeds to throw a specific type of miss identification error for my specific computer hardware. It effectively creates a 377 bit encryption with one character on a 32 bit system as the unit is larger then the standard system units but still processes because it was setup with my hardware. Also I use a whole sentence as my password.
Should that security system fail, given I don't encrypt my hard drive for recovery reasons, any would be thief will only find a mis-mash of mad scientist plans with don't work in my life time do to an unobtainable resource demand and the FanFic novels I have been writing. And I pity the soul who try to figure out how my folders are organized.
Also I would probably given them a copy of some of my files if they asked nicely and offered feedback.
I don't have anything illegal to hide. The only files I back up are my Python projects which I don't even bother encrypting when I upload them to Dropbox.
All of my financial documents are backed up on a Veracrypt encrypted external microSD that I hide in a book on one of my bookshelves. Family photos have been printed out with copies distributed to other families anyway.
>>53693545
If your cum is as thin as water then you're pretty much infertile.
Healthy sperm congeals into jelly lumps.
>>53692649
I use dial up, anyone trying to steal my information gets demotivated and leaves me be.
>>53696630
>it took me a day to post this comment
>>53692649
So /g/, do you prefer crowbar or hammer?
>>53696658
>implying he can pry open a Thinkpad
>>53696668
>implying that is a thinkpad
>>53696649
This is true, my friend just called me on my 4g phone to tell me you said this and I had to tell him to post that I can confirm what you said.
>>53693378
I need this too
>>53692649
>he doesn't run a virtual machine inside a virtual machine and use 3 proxies and a VPN
Stay insecure
I like to imagine some nigger opening my Thinkpad and grinning at the lack of password, but then seeing i3wm and getting stuck there.
