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>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
http://pastebin.com/jKiAG7yj
previous thread: >>53674721
>>53679325
how can i spend 20 points when i only have 15?
>>53679430
Add an avatar, or do the Facebook scripts first.
>>53679430
try the facebook scripts (search old threads, sorry) or upload a profile pic
Anyone know of a good quality sound decibel meter? It has to measure stuff at least as high as 140db
Gonna do some loudness measurements of firearms
Is this chink thread?
New script here.var funcId;
function getRandomInt(min, max) {
return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min)) + min;
}
function startCaking() {
funcId = setInterval(function(){postcakepick()}, 5000);
}
var postcakepick = (function() {
var cake_number = getRandomInt(1,5);
$.ajax({
url: 'http://www.gearbest.com/index.php?m=promotion&active=223',
type: 'POST',
dataType: 'json',
data: {cake_num: cake_number, url_end_num : ''},
success: function(data){
var status = data.status;
if (data.msg) {
console.log(data.msg + ", status: " + status);
} else {
console.log("Cool down, resuming in 8 minutes");
clearInterval(funcId);
setTimeout(function(){ startCaking(); }, 480000);
}
},
});
});
startCaking();
link to the cake promotion?
>>53679682
http://www.gearbest.com/m-promotion-active-223.html
>>53679697
won't let me cut. Says the event is over
>>53679702
Use the script.
>>53679702
you gotta run the script, for some reason the actual clicking doesnt work. but then again it worked for me earlier today
Finally got my puzzles/models in. The movable doors gave me more trouble than the gimmick was worth but it came out decent enough.
>>53679722
Is it supposed to look that bad?
>>53679739
that's mostly my craftsmanship.
>>53679386
xiaomi laptop when?
Got one of these fuckers coming. Here's hoping it doesn't take a month. Site said it was a US warehouse but that's probably a blatant lie.
>>53679748
Though in my defense, that front clip part is not as solidly anchored as the rear, which gives it pretty bad panel gaps. And because of the movable doors, the front pillars got bent pretty awkwardly.
>>53679765
Oh cool, would love one of these for my old GBA Micro
>>53679765
where did you get that?
>>53679717
>>53679712
Thanks guys, got it rolling
>>53679722
Looks like crap, still nice.
>>53679386
I refuse to read this general unless it's started with a photo of meg.
>>53679813
shut up meg
>>53679762
http://www.banggood.com/Xiaomi-Laptop-Intel-Core-i7-8G-DDR3-NVIDIA-GeForce-GTX-760M-15_6-Inch-p-941729.html?utm_source=webgains&utm_medium=webgains_us&utm_campaign=promotion&utm_content=54264
okay? happy? huh?
>>53679844
I'd like a 60% discount please.
Recommend me small but expensive shit, I want to smuggle shit to my country but only really small packages are duty/tax free, so what small shit I can buy that would fit in a box the size of a smartphone?
No MicroSD since those are cheaper in my country than China, any other small but expensive tech?
honestly, what's the use of a tablet this small? i cant fathom any use of something this size, when a phone is just as good if you put it closer to your face and a 10 inch tablet is perfect
>>53679765
>>53679798
Same, where'd you get it? From an actual game store, or from GB/Ali/etc? I've been meaning to buy one, but wnana make sure I get a legit cart, not some boot.
>>53679880
Dunno the size of that, but I use a 8" tablet to watch movies/youtube on bed, it's just like 300g and not 600g like most 10" tablets so it's not painful to hold it for 2 hours while watching a movie.
>>53679844
>HI is it real ?
>Dec. 14 2014 10:52:49
Sounds legit
How long to hold down tecladt button to power on
>>53679914
sorry, it's a mi pad 2, and its 7.9 inches.
well, personally i only use my tablet for school and writing notes and shit, so 8 inches is way too small. plus typing on a keyboard with that would be horrifying
Let's become face of AliExpress!
http://s.aliexpress.com/2q2A3uay
OC, please do steal.
>>53679944
Try exact 3 minutes.
>>53679957
>Top 5 Countries
>1. Russian Federation
>2. Brazil
>>53679957
this pic has an NSA exploit, it sends radar signals and shit
>>53679957
:|
>>53679957
>7D Mangoes
>7 USD
>100g
Holy fuck, here (Mexico) you can get a bag of dried mangoes for like 1 USD.
>>53680030
We need a cute slavette for our dank banner.
Any cute slavette in here? or any /g/entleman with a cute sister?
>>53679765
How much does that cost? I used my cake points and purchased a Supercard clone flashcart for $13.94 I think.
>>53679957
kek
>>53680049
here's a cutie
KILL ME PLEASE
>>53680077
SHARKS
Shall I?
Will this also have the added benefit of silencing my phone?
>>53680092
You want to be my sexy shark?
>>53680113
Any good user review pics?
Anyone bought a laptop from gearbest before? I'm thinking of using cakemoney for that but I don't know if it's worth it. The only brand I recognise is Onda because apparently they make decent tablets
>>53680104
Yes.
I don't plan on buying the same thing. I'll just use clear tape and cover it up if I'm not using it.
>>53680113
I want to buy this and post pics of me wearing it here.
>>53680121
>search up lingerie
>fap to review pics
>>53680104
>Will this also have the added benefit of silencing my phone?
Yes, you select it you want it to work as "earphones" or "smart key"
>>53680136
It's not just a dust-cover, it adds a button which can be used for various purposes depending on the device it's plugged into.
>>53680104
If you're not using the headphone jack, why not add this button, sure. The original is well-made.
It works on phones with the correct socket (4 section I think, those that also can use volume buttons on headsets).
> Will this also have the added benefit of silencing my phone?
Depends on your phone, but probably yes.
>>53679672
How often should i expect points ?
I've had 150+ without any luck so far
>>53680136
You don't need a dust cover on an audio jack.
This is just to get an extra button that you can configure to do whatever.
>just won the phone
Thank you based cake
Holy shit Ali baiting with these cute Asian girls reminding you of their anniversary sale. They all write the same thing.
>>53680201
Screenshot?
>>53680201
bullshit
Forocoches primeros!!
>>53680201
wat
>>53680195
Try to upload an avatar to gain inital points.
pic related
>>53680201
i call bologna
>>53680170
>Russian Mr.Bean
Classroom has some qts though
so cheap, but people would act weird if they see an old man with a kids toy
>>53680240
Dongle
How do I initially cut the cake? I have 40 points but when I click it says the event is just over, and the script doesn't help with the initial payment, I think.
>>53680195
You're doing it wrong, points are earned pretty fast minus the 8min waits.
>>53679672
im literally getting raped
>>53680233
should I upload before, or while running the script?
That's a good point, if you never manually cut the cake then surely the script can't be used for you now?
>>53680285
run the script until it does the initial 3, then click the cake, buy it for 20 points, and let the script go to work
>>53680201
My face when they check your account and realize you're a cheating fuck and they ban your account.
>>53680285
I don't think you can do it now if you didn't cut the cake in the initial promotion period.
>>53680285
Well nevermind, it suddenly started working. Cakes are a mystery.
>>53680300
I don't think so it matters. Do it in a different tab.
If it doesn't work restart the script.
>>53680104
What's the point of all the different colours? The buttons themselves are all the same colour.
>>53680318
You can, did it an hour ago with a brand new account.
>>53680349
attach then to earphone cables so it looks nice and you can carry them around.
>>53679672
how do I execute the script ? greasemonkey ? should I be logged in ?
>>53680379
hit f12 and click on console
>script for cakes, adding to my £90 worth points
>buy a bunch of Chuwi Hi8's using the points
>take the Office 365 keys
>sell the tablets on ebay, making sure to say there's no office key included for the price that they cost without cakebucks
>say they're open because I made sure they worked
>sell the Office 365 keys separately
any flaws in my master plan
Anyone with a Chuwi Hi8 or Hi8 Pro got recommendations for accessories?
>>53680388
nice copypasta
>>53680201
POST SCREENCAPS OR BS
>>53680315
I'm waiting for them to ship my tablet and then I'm going to start farming again
>>53680388
Not really.
Some fag was adamant last night that you can't extract the 365 keys but he didn't know what the fuck he was talking about.
>>53680387
Oh, ty.
Any cheapo smartwatches that are actually customizable? I don't mind making my own version of firmware as long as it's properly documented. I kinda liked RWatch M26 but you can't change shit.
>>53680201
> <li>lib****[email protected] has won a XIAOMI REDMI NOTE 3</li>
><li>zev****[email protected] has won a XIAOMI REDMI NOTE 3</li>
><li>pyc****gmail.com has won a XIAOMI REDMI NOTE 3</li>
Nice try
>>53680471
From the last thread >>53680449
>Ruizu X02
>Xiaomi Hybrids
>Chuwi Hi8 Pro
>64gb Shark
Do I need any other electronics for the next decade?
Thanks cake!
>>53680418
I've had my orders from two days ago bought with cakepoints sent yesterday, they don't give a fuck.
>>53680510
yea I've already had one high value cakebux order shipped, just waiting for this last one just to be safe
>>53680315
>change mail
>change IP
>change shipping address to parents, gf, cousins, friends (>implying), etc
>?????
>cakebux
mfw they shipped me the 10 cent flashlight but not my 20 eu order made 1 hour later. wtf mang
>>53680547
>>implying friends
>doesn't >implying gf
>implying
>>53680554
The .10c order is a bag of chink shit.
They are keeping the 20euros.
>>53680570
bloody slant eyed kikes, i swer on me mum
>>53680498
Thanks.
>>53680478
What's the deal with these russians winning all the big prizes? Have they found a better cheat or do they simply vastly outnumber us?
>>53680594
>Have they found a better cheat or do they simply vastly outnumber us?
Yes, think their botnets.
>>53680594
They're giving the phones to whoever spends the most money on the site. Don't be naive
am i good to go?
Cakebux are redeemed on the next page right?
>>53680594
A lotta ivans farming cakes
>>53680594
implying ruskies dont lurk /g/
that or hacked chink IIS
>>53680618
>no kazoo
lol so cake farming suddenly started working again? Has anyone actually won a phone yet?
cool shit to buy with cakebux? don't need phone or tablet.
>>53680618
>bong buying a bong
wew
well i've hit 7k cakes for the third time now, think i'll call it a day.
>155 requests so far
>no cakebux
pls
>>53680677
You're doing something wrong
>>53680618
>no shark
>>53680554
it's good friday
they might not have people working in the EU warehouse because they wouldn't be able to dispatch the packages
>>53680696
Yeah, I'm not even getting that.
>>53680696
yeah, try spending the 30 points on the knife.
>>53680653
chink vacuum
http://www.gearbest.com/smart-home/pp_217065.html
>>53680737
would that work well on tile/wood floors though? literally don't even have carpet in the house.
They reset the points.
>>53680733
how do you convert the points to GB wallet?
Anyone has gotten a valid tracking number with their cakebucks orders?
Several orders placed but so far I think no one has gotten their shit shipped.
>>53680756
>>53680756
Still have my points
>>53680696
out of 200 requests I never had a "cool down", what am I doing wrong
>tfw I missed the cake farming
feels bad man
>>53680756
Proof
>>53680770
You don't, you use them at the checkout.
>>53680756
Nope.
>>53680771
My chuwi Hi8 pro+128gb shark+bluetooth keyboard is shipped with a tracking number and photo.
>>53679945
I use a 7 inch samsung for school and it's good for me. I got big hands too.
>>53679386
I got kicked out, logged back in and lost 9000+ points. I don't know what else to say.
>>53680696
How do you omit the "no points"? I assume a small script change?
>>53680505
Maybe a Orange Pi?
I ordered a Rasp Pi 2b and Pifi DAC+ with free enclosure because it is cheap.
I'll be using it with my Note 3 Pro's wifi to play music to my speakers amp or headphone amp.
Or I could take it anywhere and possibly audition headphone amps at the headphone store which need RCA outputs.
>Ruizu X02
>next decade
I can agree. I'm still using my Creative MuVo Vidz 512mb. It released in 2005 but I purchased it in 2008 I think. Battery life is poor I think 2.5hrs max. I also ordered a Ruizu X02 to replace it.
>randomly checking coupon praying for red note 3 code
>tfw
How long until these threads are called /cbg/ cakebucks general?
>>53680822
keyboard? im honestly thinking of selling my chuwi hi10+keyboard setup and getting the xiaomi mi pad 2 and a bluetooth keyboard thing. seems like it'd be decent to use for school.
>>53680783
you didnt miss nothin, baby
>>53679672
>>53680828
Just tried, nothing happened. only 1.1k though, so.
/CSG/
CAKE N SHARK GENERAL
>>53680848
>post yfw you see that notification that you won it
How do you start the cake from the beginning now that the event is over?
Trying to help my brother
>>53680722
His no-cake log messages are collapsed, but you should be getting more cakes than that. I get at least three between cooldowns.
>>53680841
Chrome collapses them for me
>>53674787
I'm not that autistic though. My buddy does this in his car, its like every fucking song he has to scroll though ~100 presets so he can find the one that matches this particular song. I just want to listen to shit.
>>53680882
screenshots pls
Anyone else order things all in separate orders so they get them all on different days?
>>53680882
>>53680888
Restarted it (logged out/in, refresh page)
pic related, so... neat!
>>53680897
>tfw firefox :^/
>>53680828
Proof pls
>>53680858
I use to on-screen keyboard with swiping most of the time, but i was thinking about getting a BT keyboard (but they are pretty rare in my language setup) also i don't have to write that much and my table supports freeform multiwindow so i can have a calculator app and chrome open over the documents app
>>53680793
No they didn't.
>>53680888
how many requests do you send before a cooldown (circa) ?
>>53680904
i didnt win it, i'm just saying post your face if you do ever win it.
>>53680923
the only thing i'm worried about is finding a good quality mi keyboard, and do you type up entire essays on your tablet? that's what i want a tablet for, really
>>53680924
Yes
>>53680828
Pics or didn't happen.
Logged out, logged in, points are still there.
>>53680933
24.
>>53680886
plz respond
>>53680979
read the thread
>>53680906
I do, and you should if you want lower chances of paying customs.
Isn't there supposed to be some gearbest egg game coming up?
Is this Mic good?
http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_239143.html
I don't want to fuck around with phantom power or adapters, and this seems to work fine out of the box from the few Youtube vids I've seen, and costs around the same with cakebux as a BM-800.
The chinks really don't give a shit about it, if they did then it wouldn't be us making them panic and shut it down, it'd be the fucking russian server-farms currently mining cake on a geometric scale.
>>53680594
rusks are ahead the western world when it comes to cheating/hacking/cracking senpai dont be naive
>>53680988
EGGBUX SOON
>>53680977
I switched to Chrome, pasted the script and still have loop requests with no cooldowns and never getting any bux
Should I be on a particular page ?
what's the best cheap chinese tablet? general shitposting, some videos and basic shit
>>53680992
No mic will ever sound good without proper current, but that one seems to solve the problem feeding the mic with a USB port, so maybe it is good, but why not go with the fail proof BM-800 + Somake 7.1 audio?
>>53681012
Chuwi Hi8 m8, you can't go wrong.
Win10, expandable memory, good build quality, 1920x1200 IPS display.
>>53681012
IPad Pro
>>53680997
Here is one example of it http://mysku.ru/blog/aliexpress/23153.html
>>53681005
>Should I be on a particular page ?
Yes, the frontpage of gearbest works for me, other pages doesn't.
http://www.gearbest.com/microphone/pp_341989.html
oh shit new mic. BM-8000. probz will get one to see how it compares to the BM-800
>>53681032
Not him but what's the best notable poorfag alternative mainly for video? Preferably $100 or less.
>>53681059
I will wait you review, so I can waste my money and cakebux.
>>53681025
It's only $11.59 too http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_193557.html
>>53681059
http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_194222.html
shit found a cheaper one
>>53681032
Yeah that's pretty cool I'm just afraid of the battery problems
>>53681043
What does that do? And is that for the promotional event right now?
Hello guys my name is Tony Shark.
Get laid with these chinkshark SD cards today.
*SHARKFIST*
PS Dont buy any no name cards or people could think that you are either homosexual or a feminist. SHARK OUT.
>>53681025
I couldn't find any samples of that setup just that one guy in the archives who tested it on an SF-920.
Guess I'll go with the BM- 800.
>>53680947
The longest essay i wrote had to be like 5000 characters.
I do the longer ones on my laptop or i use my phone's voice recognition then I correct it with the laptop.
BUTTBH the hardware is less important than the software imo.
Guys my cake stopped
Is it happening
>>53681128
Stop trying to "troll" us, it's not working, so why don't you just stop?
>>53681112
B-but mr. Shark, what about the confetti or the rare monkey cards ?
>>53681128
The cakening.
>>53681128
God damn it I just signed up for GB
>>53681128
If I got $1 every time I read that I would have more money than cakebucks.
>>53681163
m8 it's still working, /csg/ will fucking detonate when they really kill it, don't worry.
>>53681128
Liar. But you had me spooked and so I stopped well below 10k cakebux and I'm using a different account and starting all over again.
>>53681128
>>53680775
To cooldown message is from the newer script on this page, it stops when the cooldown is in effect.
>>53681154
You are a MAN and a SHARKBRO right?
Don´t you dare to dissappoint us.
SHARK OUT
>>53681059
Might just get this instead.
>>53681077
coupled with these
http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_176433.html
http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_261805.html
>>53681228
B-but Mr. Shark! I have no use for SD cards!
I think you guys broke the site. I keep logging into other people's account for some reason.
>>53679672(function() {});
>>53681128
CAN CONFIRM
>>53681246
Oh fuck, not that nonsense again?
>>53681128
It looks dead to me, just got this right now.
tfw no good script
Cake is done
IT IS KILL
I think this time is really over, last round I got 30 points, and this round 0.
It's finally ogre.
>>53680952
I don't know what to tell you, they're still in my account. I've logged in and out.
cake is over.
time to die.
>>53681246
BUY EVERYTHING!!!
>>53681261
Has this happened before? I can see this guy's address, purchases and everything. I entered my login details but somehow got logged into someone else's account.
Cakes are dead... last round
>>53681292
It happened to me once, few months ago.
>>53681271
Oh shit for real?
The end of round 2 of cakebucks farming?
>>53681292
Yeah, it happened to a bunch of people in /csg/ a couple weeks ago. I think it is possibly a sign they're doing maint? Not sure.
>>53681144
>>53681168
>>53681186
>>53681198
I told you niggers
>>53681292
I don't have that issue, but sounds like they have caching issues like steam had while holiday sales.
>>53681247
Also:setInterval(function() { someFunc(); }, 1000);
instead of just passing the handle of someFunc
>>53681315
>>53681318
What the fuck I don't want some chucklefuck seeing my address and contact information.
>>53681317
Shut up, there was a nigger screaming wolf for the past hour, you just happen to be the kid that got eaten.
Just ordered a Miband with GB points for only £5.90
Not shabby.
>>53680030
Kek, isn't the bottom one an American celebrity?
So how much, did you guys get ?
If cake died. Post in the next threads OP's recent events what time it ended please.
>>53679672
thanks, earned 10c
as far as generals go honestly the /csg/ is pretty cool, you guys aren't dicks
>inb4 it all goes to hell
>>53681341
Eat my ass
Looks like they updated the site for their easter event/sale, that's why the cakes stopped. Chance is we can just use the same method for the egg game too.
>>53681351
When it was discovered initially I rode the cake train up to 7.5k points, spent a whole bunch on tablets and other shit then today got back up to 5k points.
If I live in yurop, should i fill the shipment information without special characters like á, or it doesn't matter?
So what's the best budget full microphone setup one can get with cake bucks?
BM-800 and what else?
>>53681350
Yeah it looks like Vanessa Hudgens.
What's happening guys?
(pic related)
>>53681381
Just add a Lenny in there
>>53681368
Forgot to link.
http://www.gearbest.com/promotion-easter-amp-2nd-annivers-special-502.html
>>53681368
I don't think there is an egg game.
did cake die? I just got 10 points no more than 8 minutes ago
>>53681351
I feel cheated. Got in too late...
Will probably never shop in gear best again, knowing that others will get everything 30% cheaper than me...
>>53681351
I got 40$ on my second account.
>>53681413
Suck up those sour grapes you fag, it's not their fault.
>>53681381
write a instead of á
e instead of é
o instead of óöő
but it doesn't really matter senpai
>>53681112
whats up bro
>>53681304
How long did it take to resolve?
>>53681356
Bumping.
>>53681351
>>53681413
Same. I also started it on my main account but got 100 points. My alt account has well under 10k cakebucks.
>>53680997
Not fucking joking there.
Recommended read would be DarkMarket. Not that fantastic of a book, but interesting insight into the slav world of carding.
>farming points after the event is over
Could this be dangerous? I don't want to do it until they ship my cakebux funded items first.
>>53681437
>>53681413
well guys, you know, early bird gets the cakebux innit
Just fyi there's an anon who submitted a ticket with all the images and names that cheated to gearbest so I wouldn't post a screencap of your name and avatar if I were you lest you lose your cakebux that you spent all that time mining.
Give it an hour or two, see if the cake systems reactivate.
They may well if they're as retarded as they appear to be.
Get on my level nerds.
>>53681460
I changed my profile pic and name no problem thanks.
>>53681383
You're going to need a phantom power connector or USB mixer to use it properly, it doesn't just plug in to your laptop. I dunno if GearBest do any but Behringer do real cheap USB mixers.
>>53681466
It could even be a trap, it makes us buy more and more things, that's why shops do sales and discounts anyway :^)
>>53681460
It has been proven that they don't really give a shit
see >>53681490
>mfw all you cucks need to spend at least 1500 dollars before the end of the month to even spend all the points
>>53681460
that guy also got banned from /g/ for calling everyone niggers. fuck him.
