Let's start a fundraiser and buy this awsome thing. It costs somewhere between 300k to 350k usd. We should all then gather on Sundays and remove the paintjob from random parked cars and then run away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTDPI4xTetI
why not just use a sandblaster?
ok i get to hold it tho
Cause a sandblaster is common we're talking space age pranking here
imagine drawing dicks and writing shit on cars with that thing
imagine chasing the stupid *uck that stole my girl with it
>>53646576
saw this on discovery when my dad was still alive
saw this carved inside the pyramids that dog headed god was holding it and was pointing it towards the sky
Chuck Norris uses this to trim his beard
one swipe and it's totally clean...
>>53646705
How'd your dad die, anon, considering you used his death as a measurement of time?
>>53647083
He got deaded by a lazer gun like this
>>53646576
What would happen if I used this on a person?
Depends on the person. Use it on Chuck Norris and the beam would reflect back to you and cut your hand
>>53646670
lol this
>>53647178
It would be very painful.....
>2016
>Mahlazors
>>53646700
C U C K
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>>53646601
Lol. Look at this primitive faggot.
I bet you still rub sticks together to make fire too.
>>53647178
>Introducing the new space age bikini wax. All your hair gone in one go!
I'll buy one of these for my mother in law, tell her it's a hair dryer
>>53647391
Kek
>>53647384
>want to get slim? evaporate all of that pesky extra body with this easy and cheap laser
I'll replace the cashier's barcode scanner with one of these at my local wallmart
Damn I just had the craziest idea. I can tie it up on my car's hood, aiming forward and connect it's trigger with the car horn button
>>53647199
Back to your Facebook meme page grandpa
>12yo-tier "pranks"
