Just a reminder /g/ if you use the terminal you are a TERRORIST:
http://boingboing.net/2016/03/21/nyt-if-you-see-gibberish-on.html
>>53627641
From the article
>> One of the terrorists pulled out a laptop, propping it open against the wall, said the 40-year-old woman. >>When the laptop powered on, she saw a line of gibberish across the screen: “It was bizarre — he was looking at a bunch of lines, like lines of code. There was no image, no Internet,” she said.Her description matches the look of certain encryption software, which ISIS claims to have used during the Paris attacks
>>53627641
>>53627659
top quality reporting
>>53627659
Which begs the question: is there a way to make terminal run inside a browser and look like a website? Like a news article?
That'd be pretty cool.
I assume some kind of self-hosted dynamic website that runs a terminal emulator in the background?
Original article for reference
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/20/world/europe/a-view-of-isiss-evolution-in-new-details-of-paris-attacks.html?_r=0
>>53627769
google python butterfly
>>53627836
Yeah but that's for Python (eew) and it still looks like a terminal.
The point is for it to look like normie things. Maybe facebook or something.
>>53627641
Just set your colors so that you have black text over white or light gray. Problem solved.
>>53627769
Friendly reminder that you're using 'begs the question' incorrectly
![scorpion.220.hdtv-lol[ettv].mp4_snapshot_10.26_[2016.03.22_22.54.16].png](https://i.imgur.com/9SDGQus.png "scorpion.220.hdtv-lol[ettv].mp4_snapshot_10.26_[2016.03.22_22.54.16].png")
why do I feel guilty when watching shit shows
>>53627659
>When the laptop powered on, she saw a line of gibberish across the screen: “It was bizarre — he was looking at a bunch of lines, like lines of code.
Meh, it's just X broken again after an update in Arch, no worries...
>>53628244
Your questions are cancer. A website that had a fake terminal that doubles as a facebook clone? Are you fucking retarded?
>>53630440
>HE'S BEHIND A SECONDARY IP MASK, I'll HAVE TO TRACE IT THROUGH A SUDO ROOT TCP/IP CONFIG METADATA LINK
I hate tv.
>>53630736
of course he's retarded
>"Python (eew)"
>"see! I fit in! I'm supposed to hate python, so I did :) "
>>53630795
how are you supposed to do it then Mr.Hacker?
>>53630736
No, I think he is on to something.
I hate facebook and use terminal half the time, but I get ostracized and labeled a nerd. If I had a fake facebook skin for my terminal then people walking by would point and laugh at me as much.
>as I am hacking their bank accounts
>>53630839
If I told you, I'd have to kill you :^)
>>53630862
>I hate facebook and use terminal half the time, but I get ostracized and labeled a nerd
no you do not. You just runsudo apt-get update && apt-get upgrade
so people think you're 1337. You WANT to be labeled a nerd for your (non-existent) terminal skills, but really you're getting ostracized because you're 300lbs and you're wearing a fedora and trenchcoat. They think you're a nerd because when that qt in class asked you what you thought of her iphone (polite small-talk) you went full autism and gave her a 10-minute rant about how much you hate apple products
You're a fucking nerd and a jackass but not because of your terminal or stupid questions
>"how can I make my terminal look like facebook"
holy shit, you idiots never cease to amaze me
Right here senpai
>>53630839
Simple, just use the NSA backdoor to get into a NSA monitoring sever. Then ping the internet to find him.
They do it all the time. Or does any one believe their system actually uses all their bandwidth for what it tell you it is allocated for?
>>53628244
>Python (eww)
>Normie things
holy fucking shit, go back to wherever you came from and stay there you fucking tool
>>53630440
i dont get it, that looks fine. or are you a big enough retard to autist out over LOL THERE IS AN X IN THE IP ADDRESS!
>>53630983
man just calm down okay
>>53630839
You have to use Visual Basic GUI to hack into the mainframe, then just track his dynamic root mask through open TCP ports, after that you can do pretty much anything.
I always wear a ski mask when I hack.
>>53630904
Why the hell would I run that?
Call updates individually by program so you can internally cross check compatibility issues one at a time, else you are going to have a lot more trouble isolating which programs are working together to make your setup unstable.
Also you want to call from specified multiple severs to help insure data integrity and double check the updated doesn't have any malware.
And for your information I was 300lb, but lost it over two years ago after I made some changes to my lifestyle. I am now a healthy 160lb with some tone muscles finally showing. When you realize how similar the human body is to a dell enterprise server it is not hard to fix.
And why would I waste my time telling anyone who owns an iProduct about how bad they are? If they were foolish enough to buy it, then they are already lost and I won't waste my time lecturing them on their mistakes.
Also I never asked how to do it, I know how to edit my settings. In fact I am thinking of making a basic skin change setting for my Emacs later today if I have time. Probably take a day or two more to make a fully believe dynamic skin that would completely fool everyone, but layout and color changes to make it look similar at a distance, well that is more like 20 minute tops.
Maximum hacking engaged
>>53631240
Is this pasta?
>which ISIS claims to have used during the Paris attacks.
But they used unencrypted SMS.
>>53627641
>>53630921
>>53631063
>>53631106
we are being attacked by an army of hac...
>>53631131
oh, never mind that ones a ninja. False alarm
Trust me I know, I saw ninjas hacking daily as a kid.
>>53631240
>Why the hell would I run that?
it's easier that way
>Call updates individually by program so you can internally cross check compatibility issues one at a time, else you are going to have a lot more trouble isolating which programs are working together to make your setup unstable.
it has never given me a problem
>And for your information I was 300lb, but lost it over two years ago after I made some changes to my lifestyle. I am now a healthy 160lb with some tone muscles finally showing. When you realize how similar the human body is to a dell enterprise server it is not hard to fix.
that is fucking impressive and I am happy for you.
All I am saying is terminal use doesn't get you ostracized by itself, I use linux and the only times it has made me look like a nerd is when other nerds come up to me and are like "oh dude what distro is that" and we have that whole talk, you know what I mean. Afterwards I may look like a nerd but that was entirely my own fault + it doesn't matter because being a nerd is cool in 2016, we don't live in an age where nerds are uncool.
It's actually on the same level as being a musician desu, so long as you arent a MLP loving fedora-wielding sperg
>>53631305
No, I just wrote it.
Why is it every time I stop to take time to respond to people in a thoughtful manner I get asked this?
Do you think there is a pasta that deals specifically with each rebuttal to the prior post in such a accurate manner?
I mean I know the internet is big, trust me I know I reached the end of it once. But even if it did have it, hunting it down would take more time and effort then just writing it myself.
>>53630904
>Be in subway
>Turn on thinkpad
>Switch to tty
>execute:while [ "1" ] ; do ls / -R ; done
>See how normalfags flip their shit
>>53630904
>Using apt get
Fucking shitter.
sudo pacman -Syu is so much fucking faster and efficiant. Anyone who isn't running something Arch based is missing out.
>>53631240
How the fuck did you learn how to use computers you illiterate fuck?
>>53631446
>*tips fedora*
>I'm not like other boys
maybe because you look like Neo from The Matrix and acting shady while typing into your terminal
>>53631510
>sudo pacman -Syu is so much fucking faster and efficiant.
please elaborate
why should speed matter when I run the command only weekly?
>>53631430
lololol dude you need to take a gorillion communications and public speaking classes. no wonder you're a retard neet who updates every package individually
>>53631510
>not using sudo pacman -Syyu
>>53627641
But.. But.. I don't wear a ski mask!
>>53631446
>Take a normie's windows pc
>type 'tree'
>see them flip their shit.
>>53630440
at least it's semi-recognizable as a port scan, not someone getting freaked and calling the cops because there's "no internet" on the screen
>>53630904
weev??
>>53627641
hacking hardys tonight check the news op
>>53628370
But then it doesn't look cool
>>53631492
>tfw actually using nmap
At lest someone's getting this shit right.
>>53627641
>According to the police report and interviews with officials, none of the attackers’ emails or other electronic communications have been found, prompting the authorities to conclude that the group used encryption. What kind of encryption remains unknown, and is among the details that Mr. Abdeslam’s capture could help reveal.
It's almost as if they are just trying to include the world encryption as often and nonsensical as possible. This almost seems like propaganda in light of the Apple vs FBI shit, trying to make encryption seem like some evil tool only terrorists need.
>>53631525
Pacman is more efficiant, period. Not as much of a hastle to add repos, add your own software, install, uninstall, update. The whole nine yards.
The syntax makes way more sense too.
>>53631348
Yes, I will agree it take less time and rarely gives people an issues with the major distros. But after some of the issues I have had I don't take chances.
Thanks
Yes, I know what you mean I had that same stuff happen. It was nice when people actually understood what I was working on.
But then I graduated and moved to a "real" job where I deal with stupid management. We have two lists of shipments and received goods, every time they don't match we lose a lot of money. Suggested we get the computer to compare the lists, it won't catch everything but it should save use a few thousand dollars a day. I am informed that IT is working on the development of such technology, but it is still years out. ... ... ... I was honestly speechless. I am now call "Scotty" because of my "fanciful" visions of the future where our company lets the computers do the work. The companies dead, I can't fix it.
I don't know I have met some nice fedora wearing brony, but then again I met some not so nice ones.
What is a musician desu?
>>53631511
Assembly is way easier then English. English has too many exceptions and inconsistencies, plus when you make an error is doesn't break everything so there is little reinforcement to correct problems.
>>53631731
>not found
>encrypted
as opposed to, you know, a large inexplicable block of binary data on the disk
>>53630586
nice meme my man
>>53631755
>I am informed that IT is working on the development of such technology, but it is still years out.
>comparing (I assume) equally formatted lists
>such technology
>still years out
I feel your pain, man. I've met similar people, the kind that would bury their office in enough paper to kill a small forest because they refuse to touch a fucking PC so they print it all. Emphasis on ALL. It's a fucking nightmare.
>And it's possible that encryption wasn't a major player in the attack. The information coming out of Paris from the investigation of last fall's violence indicated the terrorists primarily relied on disposable burner phones, not encrypted communication, to pull off the attacks. If today's attack turns out to be related to the Paris attack, we may end up seeing some of the same strategies.
https://reason.com/blog/2016/03/22/brussels-attack-and-encryption
>>53631884
I don't know the formats as I don't work with computers much. They are very paranoid about hackers. I actually have different long-in accounts to run different programs, which honestly just means have to reset the computer every few minutes to switch accounts to use the other programs. At least everyone has completely overpowered i7 towers with 8 GB of ram to log in for their digital time cards and a few other things which any Pentium II could handle.
Anyway there are three types of ID codes that are all straight number combinations along with the text names which are different for each type despite being the same product. While I don't know how to handle the text part as my code skills aren't really that good, I do know I could at least export the number part as raw data and reformat it into a usable form I could drop in excel or something. Set up a function and have the system print a list of all conflicting ID numbers for further inspection. Not as nice as it could be, but totally worth a days work to setup.
At this point I am wondering if there is some image recognition software I could sneak in on my personal laptop with some USB camera. Snap shot, scan, upload, sort kind of thing. But that would likely get me fired.
>>53631566
better yet
>take normie pc
>use msconfig to set up verbose boot
>shut down and wait
>>53631492
What movie/serie is this?
>>53632467
Read the filename, you mongoloid.
>>53631566
>take someone's computer without asking
>type bullshit commands to look 1337 in front of your homeroom "friends" (they all hate you, by the way)
>surprised when people flip their shit
>>53631567
Still not a meme.
>>53631446
>while [ "1" ];
notwhile :;
>>53631273
>systemd
>>53633367
is the white noise supposed to be gamma interference on the sensor, or something else?
>>53627641
>Implying i would leave my house and code in front of filthy and fat normie faggots.
>>53631273
>gentoo
>systemd
use openrc like a sane person, retard.
>>53628244
you are the normie cancer that is killing /g/
>>>/b/ awaits you
>>53630862
fucking, cringe. Holy shit
Why don't you carry on searching for windows themes on deviant art and shit on /b/ for a change
>>53630839
you have to hack the gibson man
>>53635046
but I like mel gibson, why would I hack him?
>>53635072
that's just a bad joke
>>53627641
https://youtu.be/OD2gAjFtZ1A
>>53635090
perhaps but you acknowledge that it is in fact a joke, so I win
My boss once insisted to me he had to send me an edited .doc file because he didn't have the right programs to convert to .pdf.
>>53631492
>nmap
>sshnuke
>ssh
rad
>>53631880
>meme
it's not a meme if it's fucking true
After the third time I stopped using Arch.
>>53633603
>being this tryhard
kys
>>53631273
>"I-I-I'm innocent officer please! I was just installing Gentoo"
>>53627769
crosh
>>53627641
>>53635326
SIR, YOU CAN SAY THAT IN THE COURT
>>53627659
>no internet
I don't understand
How did she know the laptop wasn't connected to the Internet?
>>53638252
She just looked at the screen and saw there was no internet. Are you living in a cave, have you never seen the internet on the screen?
>go to starbucks
>take out thinkpad running crunchbang (rip)
>updating my packages in the terminal while drinking my overpriced coffee
>someone taps my shoulder
>"um sir, i don't exactly know what you're doing, but you can't do that here, you need to leave"
>turn around
>see 2 employees and (presumably) the manager
>"are you being serious? what did I do?"
>manager: "please vacate the premises or we're calling the police"
>at this point everyone is starting at me
>people with laptops are closing them and walking out in droves
>>53639194
pls be real
>>53639194
This didn't happen.
>>53635271
how long ago was this?
x just werks for me
>>53639194
I want this to be false
>>53639194
>>53639379
> Better watch out this guy has a Stack Overflow sticker
>>53627769
I think it's possible. You can use https://github.com/liftoff/GateOne and style it to your needs.
>>53635292
What the hell do you mean "tryhard"?
I'm indirectly asking if this is steganography, but you're too stupid to get it.
>>53630406
Or maybe he's literally just begging for an answer to his question.
>>53638136
>Clearly the defendant is lying. Does anyone actually know someone who has installed this "Gentoo"? I think not. In fact I would go so far as to say this "Gentoo" OS is just made up. I would like to cite Anonymous from 4Chan for the record "Gentoo is a meme". And a meme is not an operating system.
>>53639194
yeah because nobody writes code at starbucks or uses the terminal. Nobody.
>>53644398
yeah, literally nobody
have you ever been inside a starbucks?
>"He opened his laptop and something other than Windows® 10© Facebook© Instagram™ Edition was one the screen. Then he typed some weird sentences on a BLACK background and pressed enter. The defense rests."
This is the future you chose /g/. You let normals use computers. Now they decide what's okay and what's illegal just based on if it looks like weird or whatever XD.
>>53643088
Lol Gentoo isn't a meme. Telling stupid people to install it is though.
>>53631071
underrated post
>>53631731
I don't know if I would go so far as to call it propaganda. I see this article as sensationalistic, to a fault. In fact, this whole "encryption debate" seems to be driven by sensationalist narratives, like the "Feds versus Nerds" bullshit you bring up. Media sources of all kinds can and do make money by not only covering these "debates," but starting them.
>>53627641
>anything else caught your attention mrs?
>well, actually, yes... I think I saw him breath
>ok thanks, jeff start up the van we got ourselves a case
>>53627641
archive.is link
https://archive.is/6ZDSp
>>53635326
>Defendant said to officers on arrest that he was installing Gentoo, a program with known links to the famous hacker "4chan" who was responsible for the icloud incident.
>>53631492
>password: Z10N0101
>Z10N 01 01
I bet the username was V3Y
