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>>53605398
http://www.apple.com/apple-events/march-2016/
Nice products, Apple.
Laggy streaming even in low res.
>WE RECYCLE PAPER
HOLY SHIT
>>53607957
acquire better internet
This robot recycling system is fucking cool.
>>53607957
Either you're using shitty VLC/media players or you have shitty internet.
No issues whatsoever with mpv and highest quality.
Who /macfaganddoesntcarewhatgsays/ here?
that phone didn't look like it had a protruding camera
>>53607957
> shitty internet
blame apple
>>53608012
15" rMBP reporting in
>>53608000
>>53607957
>mpv
Just use safari.
This diversity bitch must leave. She keeps on looking down at her speech on the screen.
>for free
>>53608041
Or you can stop sucking cocks and use Edge
>>53608047
Flubbing her lines, tripping up her speech. utterly unprofessional.
HAVE YOU CURED CANCER YET Y/N
GEOFF
>you have to pay to recycle
>>53607957
Works fine for me in Microsoft Edge.
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_14.32_[2016.03.21_18.14.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ithrpnc.jpg "2500.m3u8_snapshot_14.32_[2016.03.21_18.14.30].jpg")
>>53608038
Applefags in a nutshell.
CHILDREN ASSEMBLE THEM
ROBOTS TAKE THEM APART
>Environment
>Health
>Privacy
Where the FUCK is the products?
That crowd sure looks pumped.
>they will never stop talking about things no one cares about
Shills pls go
PARKINSON BTFO
>>53608056
But I'm on my 13" rMBP. And my Windows VM runs Win 7
>>53608067
MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT MOOT
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_16.08_[2016.03.21_18.16.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IsP1iRL.jpg "2500.m3u8_snapshot_16.08_[2016.03.21_18.16.05].jpg")
DIABEETUS
>>53608079
these are the products bruh, software and "mindshare".
THIS GUYS ACCENT TRIGGERS ME
why the fuck
are they discussing diabetes
Anyone have a stream url?
the beetus
DIABEETUS
APPLE HAS TRULY INNOVATED AGAIN
>Kek University
when were you diagnosed with autism?
>>53608113
http://www.apple.com/apple-events/march-2016/
I'm not about that Apple life but whoever is posting this shit to derail the thread should legit consider suicide.
>we can detect autism
Not surprised it's their target market
Oh boy, here comes the autism meme fuel
>>53608113
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/1603kjbnadcpjhbasdvpjbasdvpjb/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8?t=YWxpc2FtaXg=
POWERFULL
goddamn overused word holy fuck
>>53608113
Search for "Apple stream" on youtube
>>53608113
http://www.apple.com/apple-events/march-2016/
AUTISM
IPHONES DETECT AUTISM
AUTISM
apple causes diAbetes
AUTISM
>>53608091
Riddle me why the most valuable company in the world with some of the largest brand recognition would need to shill on this shithole?
a u t I s m
u
t
I
s
m
iAutism
this is for you /g/
AUTISM. THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU.
Haha they didn't say factory when they were talking about 100% renewable. Let's see TSMC or Foxconn get on stage with that anti-suicide contract of their workers.
The crowd loves it.
AUTISM
AND
BEYOND
Autism mentioned
good goyim
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE DEVICES, I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS BULLSHIT
>>53608041
>>53608056
>no, don't drink piss, eat shit instead
>>53608113
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/1603kjbnadcpjhbasdvpjbasdvpjb/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8?t=YWxpc2FtaXg=
I got the beetus and assburgers
APPLE
U
T
I
S
M
Oh look adroidfags, they are talking about you.
AUTISM STREAM. I WANT PRODUCTS GIVE ME THE PRODUCTS REEEEEEEE
>iPhone detects autism
Now I see why /g/ hates Apple
>apple shilling for autism
absolutely disgusting.
APPLE CURES AUTISM
APPLE HAS CURED PARKINSONS
THEY DID IT AGAIN
can someone teach that woman how to cross her fingers
Divya
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_18.46_[2016.03.21_18.18.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nG8XYyl.jpg "2500.m3u8_snapshot_18.46_[2016.03.21_18.18.44].jpg")
designated
really excited for this apple event
can't wait for the new macbook
> a Mac with Safari 6.0.5 or later on OS X v10.8.5 or later, or a PC with Microsoft Edge on Windows 10
LOL Nope.avi.
Typical autists
Apple is trying to help you, no wonder you hate them
mfw when i have a thinkpad t420s i7. great internet. and have to watch on my iphone 6s clear perfect quality. why?
>autism detector
iphone = 4chans official phone now
>Lady cant use her iphone in the water
ISHILLS WILL DEFEND THIS
APPLE CURES /g/
>AUTISMS
>It's a scatposter thread
If only Apple had this tech when most of /g/ was born
>>53608122
>>53608094
>>53608175
MOOT PLEASE HELP ME. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>mods letting a shitter post
good job
Postin on a sticky.
oh wait o_O
>>53608198
>>53608202
i'd pound it, i love me some curry beef god damn.
GOOGLE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU DIE
ANDROIDFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH AND JEWGLE NOT CARING
>epilepsy patient
>drives a car
this is allowed???
iPhone can detect autism now
>>53608208
Because the t420s is memeshit?
>>53608202
holy shit, why does she talk so retarded
>using a device that trigger epilepsy on epilepsy patients.
WHO CARES
H
O
C
A
R
E
S
>>53608113
http://www.ustream.tv/ltktv
Literally who cares, gib new iPhones
APPS
>apps
APPS
>apps
APPS
>apps
DESIGNATED
>>53608198
Going to any college other than Stanford is a waste of time in our current society.
>>53608233
Its ways been able to detect autism.
If you buy one, you're autistic.
>>53608232
yes
>IPHONE 6 WITH UNLIMITED BATTERY WHERE
WOW YOUR IPHONE GOES IN YOUR POCKET
GOD DAMN
REVOLUTIONARY
is that indian woman a mouthbreather? she sure looks like one.
iPHONE 7 WHEN
>>53608232
SHE HAS AN IPHONE
IT CURED HER EPILEPSY
Why aren't you using an iPhone if it can cure your autism /g/ ?
YES GOY, WE NOT ONLY WANT YOUR ADVERTISING DATA, WE WANT YOUR BIOLOGICAL DATA NOW, SIGN UP GOY!
>>53608225
Stop quoting and fucking repost
>>53608262
September
>>53608233
Turns out All they needed to do that is install a cookie that tracks who posts on /mlp/
>>53608267
Because autism gets me free stuff.
>>53608232
nope
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_21.49_[2016.03.21_18.21.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F1da2qb.jpg "2500.m3u8_snapshot_21.49_[2016.03.21_18.21.46].jpg")
>APPLE GRAPHS
>>53608251
That's nuts.
Hey! Maybe focus on cure rather than care!
Haven't heard a single word about you working towards a cure!
You know a great way to help out someone with these ailments? Hint: It isn't caring for them
>>53608265
kek
This is what macdoctors actually believe
FUCK YOU APPLE I DIDN'T WANT TO WATCH DR. OZ OR OPRAH GIVE US THE PRODUCTS ALREADY YOU SHITS.
>>53608287
shill.jpg
>Carekit
>>53608232
Who needs doctors now, you can cure shit and play candy crush saga at the same time
For the love of God get too the fucking phones you cuck
>>53608292
Apple is a tech company, they're helping in research TOWARDS a cure, you dumb fuck. They're doing way above what they should be doing.
>>53608292
That's wrong. You have to focus on prevention.
>>53608299
Aww he's preggers
Why do people even care anymore, Apple conferences were only fun when Jobs was still around.
>CAREKIT
Where were you when Apple cured autism?
>american healthcare
>>53608280
The iPhones Parkinson's detector is even simpler
>>53608287
>tfw your parents used android and you will never get autismbux
>>53608325
I agree with you. They're all pretty shit these days.
The public is on fire. Look how excited they are.
>pitchng their apps like a shitty startup
MY PARKINSONS IS CRIPPLING MY LIFE HERE'S A GRAPH ON IT
/share to facebook
>>53608314
Every single medical company has their own app for this shit.
Apple is doing literally nothing more than adding one to the pile while the companies still use their own apps.
>>53608232
You are aware that they sale guns with ammunition to the general public. Don't you?
OPEN SOURCE
NO APPLAUSE
OPEN SOURCE
>>53608335
American hospitals are the best in the world. Don't even pretend to act superior eurotrash
MODS GET IN THIS FUCKING THREAD AND BAN THE ACTUAL SHITPOSTERS
I'M TRYING TO EAT
OPEN SOURCE
I'd like to interject
where do you even find such images really
OPEN FUCKING SOURCE
THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING SHIT THIS DOESN'T BELONG INTO THIS SHOW
OPENSORES
>APPLAUSE PLEASE
>healthkit will be open source
>total silence
why?
>>53608357
driving a car requires a license
>LIMITLESS POSIBILITIES
Do we have a bingo for this shit?
>>53607893
OPEN SOURCE
P
E
N
SOURCE
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_25.27_[2016.03.21_18.25.24].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HONyHPk.jpg "2500.m3u8_snapshot_25.27_[2016.03.21_18.25.24].jpg")
whhhhhoooooooooooooo
>Open Source healthcare devkit
>Everyone will STILL hate Apple
There's no pleasing you. :^)
iOS GOES OPEN SOURCE
OPEN SOURCE
BOO APPLE WATCH
BOO
O P E N S O U R C E
>Top selling smart watch in the world
>/g/ btfo once again
GNU BTFO
STALLMAN ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE
>healing with apps
Why not just go to a fucking doctor?
PRODUCTS
HERE WE GO
HERE IT COMES
>>53608353
Sure kid, ignore the unification of the whole business with all those iPhones out there.
>>53608384
We did but I didn't saved it. Fml.
>apple watch has become essential
dude, what?
Top selling smartwatch -> We sold 2 units.
I love my Watch!
I paid too much though
NEW COLOURS
I wonder if a single person on /g/ owned an Apple Watch
YEAH
DA BANDS
>>53608400
Stallman is not dead yet...
WOVEN NYLON BAND
FROM ALIEXPRESS
>>53608408
OOOH aaaahhh it changes literally nothing.
>>53608382
>showing bands
>applause
applefags thats why
>>53608402
the point is that the apps are complimentary to your doctor, not replacing them.
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_26.29_[2016.03.21_18.26.26].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zYzOagO.jpg "2500.m3u8_snapshot_26.29_[2016.03.21_18.26.26].jpg")
innovashun
>PRODUCTS
YAY
>APPLE WATCH
OH NO
NEW APPLE WATCH INCOMING
BANDS
PRODUCTS
APPLE FASHION
PRIVACY MEME
OPEN SOURCE WATCH BAND
>people applauding for a fucking band
WHAT THE FUCK
SPAAAAAAAACE
More applause for nylon bands than for open source
APPLE WATCH PRICE DROP
$299$
ITS OGRE
N E W
WHEN CAN I BUY IT
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
NYLON???
WHERES THE FUCKING HEALTH SENSOR BANDS YOU FUCK???
YOU'VE HAD OVER 2 YEARSSSSSSS
>OPEN SOURCE
silence
>NEW BANDS
>NEW COLOURS
applause and enthusiasm
$299
>$299
$299
>$299
$299
>$299
$299
>$299
$299
>$299
WOVEN NYLON BAND
VIBRANT
NEW COLORS
STUNNING
holy shit i like android gear even moar now
> nylon band
applause
> open source
silence
A
BAND
A
BAND
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_27.20_[2016.03.21_18.27.17].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NOKxClz.jpg "2500.m3u8_snapshot_27.20_[2016.03.21_18.27.17].jpg")
>mfw when all the new colorful bands will be for the 38mm only.
fuck my life, why apple why, my 42mm wants more colours
299
9
9
If only they'd make a legit TV
APPLEFAGS. WAKE UP SHEEPS. YOU ARE BUYIGN SHIT PRODUCTS AT AN OVERPRICED PRICE POINT!!
WHOOOOOO
A BAND
A FUCKING BAND
WOW APPLE TV AND APPLE WATCH
THESE ARE THINGS PEOPLE CARE ABOUT
>>53608433
oh the watch sells so badly that they now reduced the price? lol
EVENT ENDS AFTER INTRODUCTION OF TV
>TV
LITERALLY NOBODY CARES
>>53607893
$299
APPLE WATCH WINS
>300 dollars for a digital watch
Moving swiftly on from Apple failwatch.
APPS
P
P
S
these fucking morons will clap for anything... "Colored watch bands WOO AMAZING MINDBLOWING WORLDCHANGING"
I love my Apple Watch, but if I wanted a cloth band I could just buy one. Hmph.
Hope this is the 4K Apple TV/PlayStation Vue announcement.
BOO APPLE TV
BOO
>The thread is now a sticky.
>>53608486
>buying the clunky version of the clunkiest watch
STICKY
S
T
I
C
K
Y
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_28.20_[2016.03.21_18.28.17].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R2FAdvT.jpg "2500.m3u8_snapshot_28.20_[2016.03.21_18.28.17].jpg")
what the fuck is apple TV?
>>53608479
lmayo
>MAKING THE SCAT THREAT STICKY
WEW MODS
>LIKE HBO®
>OUR SPONSORS
>DON'T FORGET GAME OF THRONES™ THIS APRIL!
SILICON VALLEY
ARE WE HYPE FOR THE NEW SEASON OF GAME OF THRONES?
my wife's son wants an apple watch
WE STICKY NOW
How do I even watch this shit on a Linux machine?
>HBO NOW
SO REVOLUTIONARY. INNOVATIUNS
>vidya
fuck off /v/
G R E A T G A M E S
R
E
A
T
G
A
M
E
S
BUT HOW MUCH IS THE NYLON BAND?
>>53608513
BASED MODS
A
S
E
D
>STICKY
>>53608509
>"Colored watch bands WOO AMAZING MINDBLOWING WORLDCHANGING"
You do realize that there are different levels of applause, right?
>APPLE INVENTS CHEAP BANDS
>Literally nothing so far
Here's a stream URL that you can play in VLC:
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/1603kjbnadcpjhbasdvpjbasdvpjb/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8
>>53608510
what do you actually use the watch for?
seems like a solution to a problem absolutely nobody has
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_28.51_[2016.03.21_18.28.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2Jx9MLC.jpg "2500.m3u8_snapshot_28.51_[2016.03.21_18.28.48].jpg")
great gaymes
>>53608530
exquisite meme
>YOU CAN WATCH TWO GAMES AT ONCE
>ONLY ON APPLE TV!
>because picture in picture hasn't been a feature since the 90's
S T I C K Y
APPLE W O N
GOTTA LOVE THE NEW INNOVATIVE WATCH BAND
>>53608534
Run Windows 10 in a VM.
>>53608526
>implying /g/ isn't shiteating central
wew lad. Mods know what they do.
>Only $299
>>53608555
>apple does open source shit
>nothing
Pick uno.
