http://www.apple.com/apple-events/march-2016/
IT'S HAPPENING
They will only announce a smaller iphone and updated ipad.
The major announcements happen during WWDC in June.
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>>53605828
SAVE US BASED SCATMAN
It's 2 hours away
>>53605828
save us based scatman
>>53605411
>smaller iphone
ipod touch size?
My body is ready
>>53605828
SAVE US BASED SCATMAN, KILL EVERYONE ITT WITH RIGHTEOUS FIRE
>No rMBP refresh
>>53605398
let's see if they offer their new iphone with 32gb base storage instead of 16gb.
Here's hoping the new small iphone is priced reasonably. Really getting hard to justify a +$700 'flagship' phone when China is selling perfectly nice smartphones for $200.
>>53606153
>>53606146
>>53606130
>>53605828
Oh look, people without force sensitive displays.
>>53606148
Probably not that thin, unless it has 30 minutes of 4G battery life.
>>53606157
m8 u focking what
16gb is the base model always dont b retarded.
(and yes, its more than enough. They are still selling 4gb phones ffs)
>Requirements: Live streaming uses Apple’s HTTP Live Streaming (HLS) technology. HLS requires an iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch with Safari on iOS 7.0 or later, a Mac with Safari 6.0.5 or later on OS X v10.8.5 or later, or a PC with Microsoft Edge on Windows 10. Streaming via Apple TV requires an Apple TV (2nd or 3rd generation) with software 6.2 or later or an Apple TV (4th generation).
GOOGLE BTFO
>>53606188
>Spend £800 on Chromebook Pixel
>Can't even watch a video
how long until the event?
>>53606260
2 bongs
>>53606268
good one lad, should be a fun time
>>53605398
>want to stay up late and shitpost with /g/
>have work tomorrow
I MISS NEET LIFE
>>53606371
fuck thats brutal
GET HYPE
>>53606188
That's why I love apple. They manage to keep away all the autistic manchildren at once (linuxfags/lagdroidfags/windowsfags that are afraid of updates)
lmao
>>53606175
>They are still selling 4gb phones ffs
Maybe to Pajeets. Nobody in the first world though.
>>53606155
are you sure? that's the only thing I care about in this..
When does it start (in UTC)?
>>53606613
in 1hour and 15mins
GUN GIT LOOP'D
So who's in for a 10 inch iPad Pro and/or a babby iPhone?
>>53606619
thanks
Will the se have 3D touch
>>53606094
PEOPLE GO CRAZY
STANDING OVATION
TIM LAUGHS CHEERFULLY
>>53606635
if it does its an insta buy 4 me
>>53606643
LITTLE WHITE BALD ROBOT COMES ON STAGE
HAS THE APPLE LOGO ON IT'S HEAD
IT SPEAKS
''HELLO,...I'M STEVE''
>>53606371
>webm
RIP in pieces.
Also, yes. I miss my NEET days, being a wagecuck is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.
>>53606655
THE ASIAN GUY IN THE FIRST ROW CRIES WHILE APPLAUDING
TWO LADIES SWOON
TIM NODS HIS HEAD YES
>>53606219
There's the difference between "can't" and "I'm too braindead to make it work"
>>53606371
>straya
40th for Apple Music 2.0 and new iTunes
>>53606621
Looking forward to the baby iphone if it doesn't cost more than the 5s
>>53606699
also iphone SE or mini
who /comfy/ here?
What the fuck?
Why is an APPLE event in the top 5 headlines at CNN? Why doesn't Google I/O or a Nexus launch ever get that much attention?
What is going on, /g/?
Also, yes I mad.
>>53606736
Nothing confy about having gay shit shoved up your ass
My laptop just broke and I'm figuring it's worth it to at least try a MBP.
What are the odds of the new wave of them being revealed here?
>>53606742
lmao did steve jobs work at google? no, some indians do, who gives a designated shit about that
>>53606736
me
>>53606758
wth is wrong with bronies?
>>53606806
they're on edge since /pol/tards took their gimmick of shitting up threads, they feel left out
>>53606188
Based Edge
>>53606798
Nice screen
>>53606828
You're such a victim anon.
SERIOUSLY DONT MAKE IT BE A YEAR APPLE
>HTTP Live Streaming (HLS) technology
>Safari 6.0.5
>Microsoft Edge on Windows 10
Chromefags and Firecucks BTFO
>>53606841
I know, right?
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>>53606858
What site is this?
If its not announced now it will be on wwdc
>>53606798
getgudm8
>>53606875
>Microsoft Edge on Windows 10
do I seriously need to turn on my laptop for this shit
>>53606883
look like a dick in the thumbnail
>>53606883
10/10
>>53606883
11/10 Would click again.
>>53606875
>It's a fucking webm
>>53606371
your own fault for living so distanced from the west
>>53606736
Don't even have any apple product at all, but Im always up to date on tech news.
>>53606742
The same reason Apple has "events", anon.
Back in the 2000s, Apple events were the realest shit ever. The flame of hype will never die.
>>53606879
http://buyersguide.macrumors.com/
>>53606921
Fug forgot screencap
>>53606188
>>53606219
good thing i bought a cheap ass w10 notebook a week ago
>>53606094
Uncle from Jackie Chan adventures
>>53606883
Thread has already served its purpose. It's over, Apple is finished.
>>53606883
Kek, fucking saved.
I'm going to have to watch this on my phone at work while making phone calls
since when did /g/ have so many applefags
>>53606935
poor drk, im watching him too
>>53607052
Since /g/ grew older and can afford tech
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/1603kjbnadcpjhbasdvpjbasdvpjb/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8?t=YWxpc2FtaXg=
for those with vlc on their chromebooks
>>53605828
SAVE US BASED SCATMAN
Chances of new iPhone being available to purchase today after the event?
Sick of my lagdroid
Are they bringing it back?
mac mini refresh when
>>53607067
My mom bought my phone and I'm on her plan. Otherwise I would be using my Obama phone
>>53606878
>>53607093
people just use a Intel's Skull Canyon NUC hackintosh nowadays
it's based and cheap
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_00.11_[2016.03.21_17.23.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8M26XPo.jpg "2500.m3u8_snapshot_00.11_[2016.03.21_17.23.30].jpg")
>>53607080
omg omg its starting
>>53607052
how new are you cunt?
>>53607080
there are 8 different streams
wtf
>>53606883
Holy hit!! 10/10
>>53606168
>BUZZWORDS
>BUZZFEED
LITERAL SHIT. APPLEFAGS CONFIRMED FOR EATING SHIT.
Posted from my iCuck 7s lgbtqiap+
>>53606168
>Oh look, people without dicks in their asshole.
FTFY.
>>53607052
>since when did /g/ have so many applefags
i bought a rMBP when I moved out of my parents' house.
time to grow up, anon. once you grow up, you can afford good shit.
>>53607181
>>53607195
ebin
>>53607198
good shit is still shit
>>53607181
>its just buzzword guise I swear
HAHAHAHA look at this poorfag
>>53607142
>there are 8 different streams
>wtf
they're for diff bandwidths and languages.
30 MINS
>>53607206
>SJW
kill yourself. and kill yourself with a rusty spoon you pice of shit.
>>53607227
kek, what's with all the /b/tards ITT
Anyone have a mirror of the stream?
I hope they will finally show the iPhone 6*
>>53607237
>/b/tards
go back to plebbit you fucking genderfluid faggot degenerate
>Requirements: Live streaming uses Apple’s HTTP Live Streaming (HLS) technology. HLS requires an iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch with Safari on iOS 7.0 or later, a Mac with Safari 6.0.5 or later on OS X v10.8.5 or later, or a PC with Microsoft Edge on Windows 10. Streaming via Apple TV requires an Apple TV (2nd or 3rd generation) with software 6.2 or later or an Apple TV (4th generation).
>>53607276
lol this homophobic asshole, edgy as fuck bro, I am le simply shocked by your slanders, much edge, upvoted as fuck right now
impressed.jpg
only thing I don't get is why a redneck trailer trash scumlord is watching an apple stream, shouldn't you be outside searching for roadkill to eat my man, 800$ is a bit too much for your price range
>>53607291
or yuou could use vlc
Is there a stream I can open in quicktime?
>>53606736
>>53607311
>lol this homophobic asshole, edgy as fuck bro, I am le simply shocked by your slanders, much edge, upvoted as fuck right now
just fucking commit suicide already. all you mentally insane degenerates will do it anyway so do it right away pls... you mistake of nature. whole world fucking hates you!
and fuck off to plebbit. you quote posts just like someone who came from that aids infested faggot shithole.
>>53607330
>>53607291
>>53607264
see >>53607080
will we see new dildos? time for a refresh man.
>>53607347
haha well memed my man, also maybe take some english lessons in the meantime, keep it up
This is the official bread?
iPad with force touch when?
iPads are uniquely immersive
>>53607368
go back to taking nigger dick up your ass you fucking degenerate.
>>53607351
Thanks senpai, I also found a mirror by this qt 3.14
https://youtu.be/FQLD92fM1Xg
>>53607382
in these kind of streams you won't see anything most of the time, they are just commenting
cancer t b h
>>53607381
>fucking degenerate
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rpaq-q8COw
It's like some people come here looking for a fight or something
Stream can be played from your media player of your choice.
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/1603kjbnadcpjhbasdvpjbasdvpjb/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8
>>53606711
Oh its gonna cost an arm and a leg anon.
>>53607382
>she
How can they improve iphone?
Already the best looking phone
Already the fastest
Already the best OS
Already have the best features
HOW?
>>53607378
>iPads are uniquely immersive
That's definitely not what describes any iPad I've owned, it's always fun for the first few weeks then it becomes a dust collector. Still the iPad mini 2 is the best value tablet by a long shot.
>>53606621
Babby phone to replace my HTC.
Sick of Android
Does iOS have multitasking yet?
>>53607435
ITS UNIQUELY IMMERSIVE YOU FUCKING TWAT
>>53607425
By shrinking the 6S for the manlets.
>>53607425
they will just point out "new" features that everyone already ever had
>IR filter on camera lense!
>more pixels!
>round edges!
>more colors!
>>53607425
>Already have the best features
I wish /g/ had flags sometimes
>>53607447
>samshit
>>53607425
>How can they improve iphone?
>Already the best looking phone
Debatable, I hate the way it looks.
>>53607425
Literally nothing you just said is true.
![iklqksk[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/klXKGUI.png "iklqksk[1].png")
COMFY
>>53607220
So how do I know which is for english?
>>53607447
showoff
how do
>>53607425
maybe you could improve your english skills
>>53607447
yes, but in typical apple fashion, only on the newest devices (air 2/pro/mini 4).
>>53607447
Does Android has 3DTouch yet?
OH WAIT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN LMAO ENJOY YOUR SOFTWARE UPTADES LAGDROID
>>53607425
>Already the best looking
Sorry, HTC One M7 won there
>Already the fastest
I believe that goes to the Zenphone.
>The best OS
No FLAC without an app, no Tasker, cant' change homescreen, Bluetooth blows after the most recent update
>Best features
I don't see an FM radio or an IR blaster, nor is there Tasker
>>53606736
>>53606798
>>53606935
>>53607339
>>53607470
>2016
>single monitor
>>53607468
HAHAHAH
>>53607447
PIP is iPad-only for now
>>53605398
Can somebody reply to this post if they show the new macbook pro (so that I see the notification on clover), please?
>>53607470
lrn 2 block ad placeholders
>>53607493
Why do you want to know on my other monitor?
>>53607470
How the fuck did you get into he site? I just get an endless reload loop
>>53607481
Been part of the android API for a while now, my friend.
>>53607470
>download video from this page
>blocking the chans
wut
>>53607506
if you have two monitors why are you cramming both windows onto one
watching it on my 55" tv through my AppleTV, lincucks stay jelly.
>>53607512
that's firefox for you
load up vlc with the link ITT
>>53607526
Because that's my browsing workspace.
>>53607496
wow i hope wont rely too much on sequential nand writing.
>>53607498
Eat a dick
So guys what are Apple going to invent today?
>>53606886
>steam
>open office
>some retard youtube celebrity (probably)
>making $1100 a month
>>53607531
>apple tv
>calling someone else a cuck
wew
SILENT MODE TIME NIGGAS
Better switch to silent boys
omg its starting
>tfw class in 20 minutes
at least I can watch this thread
Just switched my phone to silent mode. Don't want to be disturbing the audience from my house 10000+ miles away.
How does Apple expect me to stream the presentation if I have to switch off my electronics?
>tfw I can't watch this because I'm going to be in class from 1-4PM ;_;
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is this rihanna?
>>53607535
i'm stupid can you please give step by step instructions
>>53607591
sia you faggot
>>53607591
no idea but I had to mute it
>>53607593
mpv link
or
vlc > network stream
Eu best timezone
>>53607589
>;_;
faggot
Who /chromecast/ here ?
>>53605398
HABBEININGGG
>>53607579
I feel you. Hopefully we catch the intro or something
UNSTOMPABLE
>>53607597
Damn, I was hoping it was Randy Marsh.
>minimizing the browser mutes the audio
lmao whoever made this should consider suicide
are we not getting a sticky?
>>53607593mpv http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/1603kjbnadcpjhbasdvpjbasdvpjb/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8?t=YWxpc2FtaXg=
here we go
IT BEGAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
![atv_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_00.00_[2016.03.21_12.01.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SrIExDE.jpg "atv_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_00.00_[2016.03.21_12.01.04].jpg")
TODAYEIYEYAY
Something something today
Something single day
Ids habbenin
PUT YOUR PHONES ON SILENT YOU VILE FUCKING SHITS
HABBEDING
>>53607216
i hope they announce inline lyrics on any platform so I can get rid of minilyrics
ITDS HABBNINGNG
COMFY
>newton
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_01.25_[2016.03.21_18.01.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1bbn7pB.jpg "2500.m3u8_snapshot_01.25_[2016.03.21_18.01.22].jpg")
I just brewed some coffee, have a pack of energy drinks beside me and I also have an empty milk jug for pissing.
all ready and comfy!
LETS GO APPLE!
>trash
kek
JEJ IT DIDN'T EVEN START
MAYBE IT'S A FEATURE TOO: NO STREAM
>Newton comes up
>Immediately crossed out
k.e.k
>apple copies samsung intro
TIM COCK
iCringe
WHO COMFY HERE
WOOOOOOOO
H A P P E N I N G
EAR BUDS? YES PLEASE
>>53607656
>comfy
mornin every1
>That newton joke
why does it sound like theres 20 people there
WOOO
>tim cuck in da haus
>>53607621
how the hell did you make it black
![2500.m3u8_snapshot_02.14_[2016.03.21_18.02.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jvOCO1A.jpg "2500.m3u8_snapshot_02.14_[2016.03.21_18.02.10].jpg")
Thank you based Edge.
EPIC
>watching stream on macbook
>posting on iPad
I truly am a faggot arent I
>tfw can't get the lifestream to load on my fucking mac
Jesus christ, how do I get rid of the loop
FUCK ME TIM DADDY
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>>53607687
Mic placement
Anyone else watching this because it's almost like a GTA parody of american sheep consumerism?
COMFY REPORTING IN
>got my oatmeal and lemon water tea
HYPE
this is like E3 for rich people
>>53607687
because there are only 20 people
>>53607691
Go into settings and select the dark theme.
One Bajillion
I thought this was gonna be a big event, the applause didn't sound so great.
rip stream
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>>53607629
thanks anons.
Is this just some wank shit? I want to see new INNOVASHUNS
>1 BILLION
O N E B I L L I ON
LINUX BTFO
WHY DOES THE VOLUME IS SO FUCKING LOW?
HOW DO I AUDIO MIXING!
time for encryption
why does he always sound like he could start crying any moment?
M-MUH FBI
I fucking hate these statistics. Just shit the fuck up and show the products.
>>53607705
>tfw quick noodles and sauerkraut
GET FUCKED GOVERNMENT
>Attacking the FBI already
>iPhone FOR YOU
>iPhone FOR YOU
>iPhone FOR YOU
>iPhone FOR YOU
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MILESTONE
MILESTONE
MILESTONE
OUR IPHONE IS AN EXTENSION OF OURSELVES
>muh privacy
lül
tfw streaming fine on a first gen iPad running 5.1.2
>>53607705
get gud
>>53607718
THIS
>NSA BTFO
OH FUCK HERE WE GO THE BOTNET WARS START
MUH MUH FREEDOM ENCRYPTION
9.3 update encrypts all iMessage messages with the user's passcode instead of Apple issued key.
>fbi shit
just show me the new phone homo steve jobs
>>53607708
haha I'm blind as fuck
>>53607722
because gay accent
GET A WARRANT YOU FAT FUCK
>>53607734
shut up fag
>>53607725
is that a man or a woman?
