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gg apple
>>53596656
ISIS aka the U.S. Gov. in disguise.
>>53596674
You mean kikes
This fucking journalist its shitheads lime this why encryption will eventualy be banned
>>53596656
Thanks.
-Apple, Inc.
>>53596702
I can't wait to get arrested for using illegal mathematics.
>>53596716
ILLEGAL POST REPORTED
>>53596716
Or regulated the same way firearms are.
>No, you CAN have encryption, just nothing that the Government can't control.
>Civilians cannot have access to AES encryption technologies.
>Citizens found to have any device with information encyrpted with prohibited encrption technologies will have those devices confiscated and MUST comply with furnishing the necessary information to access the information on that device or else be charged with interfering with a criminal investigation.
Just remember, all first world country governments don't want you to be able to encrypt.
>>53596656
Le joke
>Buzzfeed
>>53596656
ok, but isis sides with the government over immigration crisis.
>>53596656
>Buzzfeed Reporter
This is some next level bait
>>53596716
It's already a crime to not provide encryption keys in britbong land
Kkk sides with trump, therefore trump is evil.
Black lives matter sides with Bernie, therefore Bernie is evil.
I'm sure Hitler believed gravity was real. Doesn't make gravity a nazi ideology.
What do you mean, fascism?
>>53596807
How would a country do this
>>53596656
Big surprise: the FBI tells ISIS to support Apple to make them look bad.
Post a link, searching does nothing
>>53596674
>the govt asks Apple to provide backdoor to encryption
>Apple refuses
>ISIS, aka the US govt applauds Apple
The logic is ... just
>>53597782
Don't hurt yourself trying to understand logic
>>53597782
>encryption literally 51-49 split
>FBI makes ISIS endorse Apple
>normies go "burr, isis is bad so encryption I'd bad"
>FBI wins
>>53596807
>MUST comply with furnishing the necessary information to access the information on that device or else be charged with interfering with a criminal investigation.
5th amendment.
>>53596656
>ISIS likes being in the media because yay terrorism and recruitment
>Joins every debate ever because we're relevant, right guise?
And you idiots give them attention. Jesus, just stop you knuckledragging mouthbreathers.
What if ISIS have access to encryption anyway, and prefer American citizens not having crypto?
We can't have privacy because if we do the terrorists will have it also.
Is that the argument against encryption?
>fbi buttblasted apple didn't assist them with the encryption shit
>they get their government buddies (isis) to try and make apple look bad because 'terrorists' will be able to use these encrypted devices
>>53598229
Essentially, yes
Another false flag operation xD
>>53598262
reality is a false flag
>>53598262
Are you actually implying ISIS isn't a massive ruse?
>>53597061
>mfw I love animals
>Hitler also loved animals
>I'm now literally Hitler
Shit, might as well heat up my oven right now.
>>53598095
All this conspiracy for what purpose? The govt would need encryption monopoly for what?
They are secretely conspiring against your porn collection, amirite?
>>53598298
Just as Al Qaeda was, rite? All just a media show, the whole Iraq war, capturing Osama, invading countries. It was all done for oil. Wait, most of US oil is not from the Middle east. Then what?
>>53596939
That's a thing?
God damn so it is.
I'd keep a fully /dev/random usb on me at all times and if I ever have to produce it just state it's encrypted for the potential martyrdom. Fuck that noise.
>>53598095
Maybe the whole fbi/apple encryption scandal was a massive ruse. Maybe apple did actually give the fbi the encryption keys but then publicly denounced it as if they're the good guys so people can buy more apple devices but the fbi in reality are able to access everyone's iphones now.
It's definitely possible you know. Companies would do any shady shit just for the dosh.
>>53598316
Well, for one thing, if the government sees you're uncovering something they don't want out, they'll know. Secondly, if they have access, then they can plant pretty much anything they want on your computer
>>53598335
Nigga there's so much evidence (which I won't go into since this isn't /pol/) that the usa had other motives to invade Iraq orther than saddam and his ""WMD's"". It's funny how not 1 (one) chemical weapon was found during the whole war.
>>53598335
Where did I say anything about Al Qaeda, anon?
>>53596656
A customer's a customer.
>>53596918
>you won't believe who just sided with apple, the answer might blow your mind!
>>53598439
So, how many are working for the govt? And how much many individuals do they have to monitor? 320 milion peeps?
Basically the workload would be so huge, every government clerk would be drowned in monitoring work. Heck, they couldn't do it. Even if they automated it, still someone would have to check a colossal amount of data, even using searches and filters, that would be a massive undertaking. All this for what? Government being paranoid you know something. Hm, which one is more likely: this story or you hiding something?
Do you think the government is one guy with one mind or one group with the same similar interests? There must be milions of people working for them, each with their own interest, all trying to converge somehow into the whole legislative mess of rules and laws.
Noo, they are all one mind, one soul, secretely working against you! You must arm yourself, prepare yourself, lock all the doors, encrypt all your anime, they are actively monitoring you right now. They literally can't sleep if they can't find out the content of your daily shitposting.
And guess what, Obama personally told them to watch you. Obama, Clinton, Bush, all part of the Bilderberg conspiracy. Trump's in it too. The FBI, al Qaeda and ISIS, obviously. All eager to grab the contents of your personal anime files.
>>53598771
How's that USIDF paycheck? Where can I apply to shitpost for taxpayer money?
>>53598372
This is what worries me too. Otherwise we have to accept that Apple is a great company who protects our privacy.
Both are scary scenarios.
>>53598771
It's like you haven't heard of the things called "computers" that run "software". Nobody is assuming that the government has actual people doing all the spying. Though the results should be still accessible by some bored NSA drone.
>>53596656
>buzzfeed
fuck off will ya?
>>53598606
>>53599047
>USIDF
My dairy federation paycheck? It's going gud. Just getting my 2nd car now.
>>53596807
Calling it like firearms bring up the second amendment.
The founding father using mathematical encryption that was basically unbreakable in their time. And they expected citizens to be able to do the same.
>>53598771
>what is software monitoring
>what are keywords
>>53596656
So even ISIS cares more about their members than FBI about the citizens of US and A?
No surprises here.
>>53599411
The founding fathers had cyphers. Basically the same thing.
It seems hard to believe that the FBI can't even deal with an iphone.
Is the FBI not very technologically advanced? Weren't tinfoil hat people on /g/ always worried the FBI were going to break their truecrypt volumes encryption and shit?
>>53598441
sarin gas
>>53599438
They "break" things like Truecrypt encryption with backdoors they forced into the technologies. They've been on the inside track in the tech industry for decades, they've managed to force entry into most technologies. Apple only recently told them to fuck off.
>>53598372
it wasn't apple who decided to go public, it was the FBI because they thought people were stupid enough to side with them.
>>53599487
Well, "muh terrorism" did wonders before. Although paranoia against a fake threat isn't enough against the most popular tech company.
>>53596674
Apple is rekt now
>>53599480
>Truecrypt encryption with backdoors
http://istruecryptauditedyet.com/
>>53596759
nsa
>>53599428
Yes, ether we're all secure or we're all vulnerable (backdoor encryption). Backdoors are meant to be open whether you want them to or not.
>>53598372
That would never happen under Steve
