I'm going to a job interview to become a genius for Apple

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2016-03-20 20:19:57 Post No. 53593387
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 20:19:57 Post No. 53593387 [Report]

I'm going to a job interview to become a genius for Apple tomorrow. Any tips? I'm assuming I shouldn't bring my riced chinkpad and Nexus.

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 20:21:08 Post No.53593418
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 20:21:08 Post No.53593418 [Report]

Don't be a white male. ;^)

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 20:21:24 Post No.53593425
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 20:21:24 Post No.53593425 [Report]

>>53593387
Tell them you have an iq above 150

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 20:22:16 Post No.53593440
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 20:22:16 Post No.53593440 [Report]

>>53593418
honestly this. The picture of the genius bar people are all shitskins. Due to affirmative action if you are white it is unlikely you will get the job.

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Anomynous 2016-03-20 20:22:36 Post No.53593443
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Anomynous 2016-03-20 20:22:36 Post No.53593443 [Report]

Practice suppressing your gag reflex.

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 20:24:17 Post No.53593480
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>>53593387
tell them you are transitioning to become an attack choppper. Right now you are waiting for surgery to get your new fuel tank and reinforced cockpit.
When talking about the cockpit make a trhust move and make eye contact without blinking while saying "REINFORCED"

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 20:25:04 Post No.53593491
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