What's the most "buzzword" resume you can write for yourself?
Connoisseur of dank memes
Social Equality Corespondent
web influencer and lead shitposter of 7 years on the leading board for the advocacy of internet freedom and /g/entoo.
Advanced memeologist and autist.
Professional NEET, volunteered to shitpost from 2009-2016
Pls,,sir i ned tipz on h0w to get a job
Prominent Sperg - /g/ 2010-2016
Consumerist tech normie - moved from reddit to /g/
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Disruptive early adopting influencer and thought leader.
open source, entirely free software and Linux kernel
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BuzzRoyalist.
Grandma's techy grandson
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Quality post
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Sr. Virtualization Engineer
Cloud escalation engineer
SDET / DevOPS
Operations Analyst
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rational dank meme robust scalable RAS engineer / gnu+scientist rolling out strategized marketecture across penetrating domains in low-latency real-time on the cloud / demand featuring scalable assymetrical offbalanced trees blaze it
Scrum Master Certified VP of Business Unit
Leadership and Diversity Consultant
Cloud & Operations Engineer
Self-taught conventional well travelled and socially networked individual
Look at the top articles from shitty clickbait websites. Do a word cloud and pick and choose some of the top words.