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What's the most "buzzword" resume you can write
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What's the most "buzzword" resume you can write for yourself?
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Connoisseur of dank memes
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Social Equality Corespondent
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web influencer and lead shitposter of 7 years on the leading board for the advocacy of internet freedom and /g/entoo.

Advanced memeologist and autist.

Professional NEET, volunteered to shitpost from 2009-2016
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Pls,,sir i ned tipz on h0w to get a job
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Prominent Sperg - /g/ 2010-2016

Consumerist tech normie - moved from reddit to /g/
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Disruptive early adopting influencer and thought leader.
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open source, entirely free software and Linux kernel
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BuzzRoyalist.
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Grandma's techy grandson
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Quality post
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>>53567411
Sr. Virtualization Engineer
Cloud escalation engineer
SDET / DevOPS
Operations Analyst
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>>53567411

rational dank meme robust scalable RAS engineer / gnu+scientist rolling out strategized marketecture across penetrating domains in low-latency real-time on the cloud / demand featuring scalable assymetrical offbalanced trees blaze it
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Scrum Master Certified VP of Business Unit
Leadership and Diversity Consultant
Cloud & Operations Engineer
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Self-taught conventional well travelled and socially networked individual
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Look at the top articles from shitty clickbait websites. Do a word cloud and pick and choose some of the top words.
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