/g/ I bought into the cancer and just got my first Macbook Pro. Was wondering this though, what are the first things I should do right after the first power on?
> inb4 muh linux install
> inb4 macbook is trash, i know but fuck you i wanted this.
install muh ram
>>53537520
>fuck you I wanted this
Well, what did you want?
Do that thing you wanted to do
Congratulations on spending money OP! We are all so proud of you! Was it hard?
Nothing much, it pretty much works out of the box. Try installing some good apps like:
Microsoft Office for mac
Skitch
Android File Transfer (if you have an android device)
Steam
1Password
Virtual Box (if you want to use other os's for stuff)
Iterm
Chrome
Sketch
>>53537550
the main reason I wanted a macbook pro 13 inch retina was bc i already have a fairly OP desktop i play my vidya on. so i was looking for the most reliable, well built, long lasting computer and it just happens that its a macbook. still getting used to osx tho
>>53537593
What you just described is a thinkpad, but nice try
Download Alfred thank me later
>>53537567
lmao its sad but this is the most ive ever spent @ one time on something that wasnt a car or my apartment, but im actually happy with the purchase tho. i work at best buy so i got the macbook pro 13 retina w/ the 128gb flash for $900 so i was chill
>>53537601
Im actually like a huge fan of the Thinkpad Yoga 14's and I was going to go with that but my boss @ best buy cut me a deal so the price of the macbook was the same as the thinkpad. really Im just wanting to try something new even if its not in my best interest
>>53537627
>Im just wanting to try something new even if its not in my best interest
Then go skydiving or fuck a hooker. They're both better uses of money than buying Chinese technology
>>53537607
im actually gonna thank you now, alfred 2 looks sick as fuck and something id be really interested in. thanks man.
>>53537666
neither of those activities would be new to me though if were being real lmao
>>53537677
>lmao
You wanted a laptop to shitpost on. Get safari working and you're done with setting up your mac
Now fuck off
>kill yourself
sorry man, mac is for hipster fags
>>53537737
shit bro, ya got me. its tru guys, im only here for le meme. i love me some 2d sexy ass just like the rest of you
>>53537550
ohyou.jpg
>>53537520
shove a dildo up your ass to get used to the sensation maybe?
>>53537520
My sister bought one of these recently. It's a "nice" but very boring device. She's clicking through the icons on the dock, safari, app-store, pages etc.. and all I could think was, this is just an iphone with a keyboard.
It's a very sterile, bland experience. Waiting on the bezel to come apart from the heat will be the most exciting moment.
>>53538466
>very boring device
Its a tool you ricefag
>>53538520
You can choke on my tool anytime fuccboi.
>>53538466
why do you call it boring
just because you cant play the latest call of duty on it?
>>53538785
>why do you call it boring
Maybe because of the reasons I stated?
>just because you cant play the latest call of duty on it?
I do not play computer games. Try again.
Why didn't you wait for Skylake? Couple of months.
>>53537520
Install Spectacle
>>53537520
spectacle.
and spectacle.
Seriously, it's a fucking must.
>>53537520
Install BTT (BetterTouchTool) and enable window snapping. Why OSX doesn't have this by default is a fuckin mistery to me. Their full screen mode is horrid
>>53537607
>>53537667
Alfred is weak compared to LaunchBar, the only downside is the lack of workflows as in Alfred and the price but it's well worth it.
>>53537585
>giantgentoo.png
DYEL
>>53538840
What makes a computer not boring then?
Macs can either be facebook machines or reliable developer laptops. Its all in how you choose to use it