>enter your room
>see this
what do?
>>53526033
Turn 360 degrees and install gentoo
>>53526033
Think my room has quite a lot of seats in it.
Get on my knees and say
"Forgive me father for I have sinned. I have used proprietary software..."
and then he'll forgive me if I put his dick in my mouth.
>>53526033
>>53526319
Your use of proprietary software has no effect on Stallman. The only person that it hurts is yourself.
>>53526191
waiting for the guy falling for it
>>53526033
Bend over
>My room has transformed into an auditorium containing a reclining, overweight tramp.
>>53526033
"Hey Richard, why is Vim so much better than Emacs?"
>>53526033
fall to my knees and praise him
>>53526627
Your room now also has a sexily posed Richard Stallman in it.
>>53526796
fall on my knees
but not to praise him
>>53526191
>Turn 360 degrees
you would be facing the same direction retarded
>>53526813
>Being this new
Leave now newfag
>>53526848
>failing for the bait
just go back to réddit idiot
>>53526885
Make me
Eat his third nipple
"Oh Senpai..."
*Slowly remove shirt"
>>53526033
Get off my bed fatt ass! You're gonna break it
>>53526033
Install Windows 10 right in front of him and install all the Google programs available
>>53526033
"S-Stallman? Put you clothes back on, I can see y-your balls!"
>"Sorry, what you are reffering to is simply the kernel of my genetalia. It actually is made of up balls/penis or as I like calling it 'balls + penis'"
Rub his belly and suck his dick
Ask him to to teach me some prog/ways of the gods and help me with my projects in my art degree
>>53526033
Holy shit I could sell all these free chairs
>>53526191
>>53526384
gtfo samefag
>>53526191
>>53526384
Why is it called the xbox 360?
>>53526033
Bow and offer to pick his toe jam and feed it to him.
>>53527448
Topkek
>>53526033
ask him if free software is so great then why is he so fat?
grab my gun and tell his faux-freedom commie ass to get out
>pic related
>>53526033
Ask why this person with a beard is in my house.
>>53526323
Wow, nobody here has seen this element in this years old picture, thanks for pointing it out! Fuck off
Interject on his bitch ass
>>53526033
>hi dick
>I extend my hand out to shake his
>hist sweaty, greasy palm extends out
>his eye widen
>smile pecks out from the corners of his mouth
>just as we are about to shake I pull my hand back and run it through my hair
>he's devastated
>I chuckle at him
>he doesn't say anything and lowers his head
> i tell him OUT! OUT! GET OUT!
>my entourage escorts him out of my room
>I nimbly navigate to my bed and fap to anime
make a couple sammiches for us or something.
>>53526191
YOU WOULD BE FACING THE SAME WAY YOU FUCKING IDIOT
