You're at a lan party and this guy slaps your proprietary software. What do you do?
Throw Windows 10 installations disks at him while yelling DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
>>53513501
Yelling and clapping DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS*
Thank him and install Gentoo
>>53513470
STALLMAN-KUN THANK YOU! LET'S INSTALL GENTOO!
>>53513515
Clapping while throwing disks is hard
>>53513540
You throw one fast, clap for show, then stop and while inhaling throw another one.
>>53513470
Smash him inbetween his eyes
Submit and install Linux
Without GNU
>>53513470
Begin the party GNU.
Put GPL code in my closed source program that I sell for profit
>>53513913
Steve Jobs I thought you were dead.
>>53513470
You're not even gonna use the premade picture?
kek, nice one OP
>>53514444 (!)
He doesn't know how to blankpost
I convert immediately and delete all my work-related code from my machine
>>53513470
I say to him: Aren't you the inventor of Linux and the father of open source? Let me give you some of my MP3s I downloaded for free on the Internet, you're into that sort of thing right?
Should make him implode within seconds
>>53513634
exactly how I imagined it
Raise the room temperature 1.05 degrees above his ideal and watch him suffer.
>>53513470
Wrap his own beard around his neck and choke him with it.
>>53513470
What's a lan party?
>tfw can't feel anything
I ask him if he eats free food, then I run away when he starts picking bugs off his feet
i slap his open source ``drivers''
