Today is Richard Stallman's 63th birthday.
Will /g/ get him a present?
Happy bday Stallman!
>>53512674
I'd smell his farts
happy
>>53512774
birthday OC
>>53512774
>>53512797
trippy
post your RARE rms
>>53512922
>generated via proprietary deep dream google code
my birthday gift is some butt sex to rms
hope you enjoy it
your welcome
Some of his last birthdays
Should we make a green Peper cake?
>>53512922
He doesn't use the tomato sauce because it contains a secret ingredient that isn't mentioned on the nutrition label, thus it is not respecting his freedom.
>>53513037
Does that still work?
>>53513037
>>53513074
What do you mean?
>>53513074
your always free to mail rms at his gnu email
like your always free to use emacs
and to use the gnu tools
which are a wonderful addition to the gnu/hurd operating system
> Where in the world is Richard Stallman?
President and founder of the Free Software Foundation Richard Stallman has an extensive travel schedule and frequently gives talks about free software all over the world.
If you would like Richard Stallman (RMS) to speak at your event, please contact [email protected].
If you would like RMS to come to your school and speak, try asking professors in IT-related departments if they would like to bring him. They can contact [email protected].
You can find video and audio recordings of many of Dr. Stallman's speeches and lectures at <http://audio-video.gnu.org/>.
Start Date Location Title
Mar 16, 2016 10:00 AM Quebec City, Canada Event Richard Stallman - « Logiciel libre et société libre » (Quebec City, Canada)
Mar 17, 2016 12:00 AM Montreal, Canada Event Richard Stallman - "Free Software and Your Freedom" (Montreal, Canada)
Apr 15, 2016 07:00 PM Nantes, France Event Richard Stallman - "Le logiciel libre et les libertés numériques" - Nantes, France
Apr 25, 2016 12:00 AM Nevers, France Event Richard Stallman - "Copyright vs. Community" (Nevers, France)
Today, I will delight myself watching all of his videos where he is talking about free software.
Happy birthday, Riichii~
Happy bday rms!
Thank you for free software! Thank you for fighting for freedom!
I made some beautiful artwork in commemoration.
>>53513076
Lmao I'm fucking dead
Me and stallman have the same birthday.
>Stallman will be dead in your lifetime
Who will take up the cause?
how much longer can this old fat sack drag on his useless life?
>>53512674
I bought him a brand new copy of Windows 10 Pro 64-bit
>>53513076
>that ponyshit
Lost it so badly.
>>53515201
He'd probably use it because he's such a beta cuck.
>ylyl thread got more replies than this thread
/g/ is literally dead
>>53515112
Happy GNU/Birthday
>>53515479
You realize RMS is just a meme and no one really cares about him right?
>>53512674
Happy Birthday Richard Stallman
Thank you Richard Stallman
>>53515566
>being this new
Somebody should send him a gift but guess everybody is too lazy for that
>>53515759
I always send him drawings, should we collect?
i wonder what state of health he's in
guy's been rockin' a gutxedo for a long time, there's no way he doesn't have high cholesterol and is not at risk for heart and cardiopulmonary ailments.
him and john goodman are gonna die this year. and jonathan banks.
>>53512674
i'll give him 69 on his 69th (no homo)
>>53516368
This is nice. Email it to him!
>>53516383
already did, with regards from his favorite asinine imageboard on the internet
>>53516393
Love you anon.
hb!
>>53515566
You mean appart from the 3400 fsf members, the plenty of fsf supporters who donated over $450000 to them this January, and the people understanding the role and impotence of freedom even in the software industry?
"For necrophilia, it might be necessary to ask the next of kin for permission if the decedent's will did not authorize it. Necrophilia would be my second choice for what should be done with my corpse, the first being scientific or medical use. Once my dead body is no longer of any use to me, it may as well be of some use to someone."
https://stallman.org/archives/2003-may-aug.html
>tfw you can have GNU/sex with rms' dead body with permission
>>53517171
his website is solid gold
>>53512674
Let's buy him WIN10
>>53517283
why?
>>53516383
his automatic reply is great btw.
I am not on vacation, but I am at the end of a long time delay. I am
located somewhere on Earth, but as far as responding to email is concerned,
I appear to be at the edge of the solar system.
After your message arrives at gnu.org, I will collect it in my next batch of
incoming mail, some time within the following 24 hours. I will spend much of
the following day reading that batch of mail and will come across your
message at some point. If I write a response immediately, it will go out in
the next outgoing batch--typically around 24 hours after I collected your
message, but occasionally sooner or later than that. Please expect a minimum
delay of between 24 and 48 hours in receiving a response to your mail to me.
Happy birthday RMS. I'm still waiting the results of last FSF survey though...
May you live long and healthy life!
>>53515579
>>53516937
Nobody cares about that faggot kike, he's a meme. I use Windows and chrome and whatever and don't give about shit about freetard crap like freedumbs. I can't wait for that fat kike to die so software can move forward
>>53518370
>I use Windows and chrome and whatever
wew lad
>>53518389
Yeah, I like to use software that works
>>53518396
For (you)
Will we do something for him together?
>>53514276
10/10
>>53518413
but what?
everyone sending him a mail is nice as well.
>>53515280
He wrote "GNU/Linux inside" on that macbook.
>>53515555
Hahaha thanks
>>53512922
When was he in Australia?
>>53512980
>his hair became multiple lizards
what drugs can I take to achieve this effect irl
>>53518712
a high dose of lsd, although you'll be more inclined to see geometric patterns and shifting colours rather than faces and lizards
>>53512674
Happy sixty thirth
>>53517312
I love him.
>>53516368
>gnu/birthday
you had one fucking job
>>53520471
what's the problem with GNU/Birthday? should it have been GNU + Birthday?
>>53520471
fuck off
>>53520483
yes
now he has to interject
>>53520494
he knows us, he'll be havin a giggle, as soon as i get a reply I'll post it in /flt/
Let's hope it will be his last one.
>>53520510
ah okay :^)
>>53520512
this is just sad. why?
he is a role model in the fsf community and he deserves sympathy for his work
Let's make him a birthday card imo
>>53520535
i made this a while ago
>>53520532
He's a known misogynist and doesn't deserve a tenth of his fame. He's also fat and ugly.
>>53520571
>>He's a known misogynist and doesn't deserve a tenth of his fame. He's also fat and ugly.
>uses the word misogynist
>probaby feminst
>talk about an old man
>suddenly no fat acceptance
kek
>>53520535
>>53520549
You think he will be happy about cards made with proprietary software?
>>53520626
mine is made with paint.net lel
Free software means software that respects the users freedoms. There are 4 essential freedoms that the user of software should always have
Freedom 0 is the freedom to run the program however you wish.
Freedom 1 is the freedom to study the source code of the program and change it to make the program do what you wish
Freedom 2 is the freedom to distribute copies of the program to others, when you wish
And Freedom 3 is to distribute copies of your modified versions to others, when you wish
>>53514276
That's pretty good
>>53516479
top kek
Is this fucking real?
>>53521644
of course not.
>>53521644
Yep
>>53514100
>>53520750
>4 freedoms
>ends with freedom 3
jesus christ how fucking dumb is this guy?
>>53512729
>interject
RM/Stallman. or as I have been recently calling him, RM+Stallman
>>53512729
>Above 72 fahrenheit (22 centigrade) I find sleeping quite difficult. (If the air is dry, I can stand 23 degrees.) A little above that temperature, a strong electric fan blowing on me enables me to sleep. More than 3 degrees above that temperature, I need air conditioning to sleep.
>>53521847
>on /g/
>not counting from 0
lmaoing @ your life
>>53521847
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you proprietary slave? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Harvard, and I’ve been involved in numerous free software projects, and I have contributed to over 300 core-utils for GNU. I am skilled in Lisp and I’m St. IGNU-cius, saint of the Church of Emacs. You are nothing to me but just another unethical non-free software advocate. I will distribute the fuck out of your source code with freedom the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about me and the GPL on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my colleagues at FSF and your binaries are being reversed engineered right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your copyright. You're fucking dead, kid. Free software can be anywhere, anytime, and it can ensure your freedom in over four ways, and that’s just with the GPLv2. Not only am I extensively skilled at C hacking, but I have access to the source of the entire GNU userland and core-utils and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable proprietary code off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what ethical retribution your little “clever” program was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have ensured your users' freedom. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit free as in freedom all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>53522570
Wasn't he at MIT rather than Harvard?
>>53522585
He's a Harvard graduate. He dropped out of MIT.
>>53521644
Have your eyes checked. You can clearly see the double chin from the actual fat guy's face below RMS' glorious GNU/beard.
>>53512674
We all know you made that thread yourself, Rich. You're pathetic.
Still, happy birthday.
>>53523564
https://stallman.org/cgi-bin/showpage.cgi?path=/stallman-computing.html&term=4chan&type=norm&case=0
A job
>>53523711
As a 4chan janitor.
>>53523564
>that pic
I got you senpai
>>53523564
All meme aside I genuinely believe Stallman is an important philosopher of technology and a great man.
>>53525039
He's probably one of the only reasons that Apple or Microsoft hasn't taken over the world.
>>53525039
He is <3.
>>53525039
same here
>bernie supporter
>>53525478
torvalds supported obama but what do politicians have to do with technology?
>>53513037
>Mr. Stallman
>not Dr.
>>53526157
Ask Mozilla
>>53525039
pic related was actually a real eye-opener for me. He basically presents everything wrong with modern copyright and shows how things should actually work, and it's great. This is something society should actively fight for.
>>53512674
Freedom is the ability to make and sell a product for a profit without having 25 asshats breathing down your neck and taking their share. He can make his own present.
>>53518757
Underrated
>>53512922
I love this man
>>53526532
>>53526615
yummy
>>53526615
Does he take his Memepad with him everywhere he fucking goes?
>>53526672
What the fuck would be the point of a laptop you fucking walnut?
>>53526672
ye, for posing. All actual work is done by FSF interns of which he has at least one with him at all times, but which are never shown.
Happy birthday to you.
>>53526830
>63 years
>still not giving a shit
I love this man.
>>53520719
>software as a service
same shit
do you even know what rms says?
>>53512674
Happy Birthday Dr. Stallman.
Who here has ever met Stallman in real life before?
>>53512674
Im legit worried about stallman's health due to his obesity. Can someone please create a free as in freedom diet and exercise plan for him?
>>53512674
Happy birthday Richard, I bought you some software!
>>53527967
>>53512674
Look at this picture. If it wasn't photoshopped in dramatic colors, he'd look exactly like a bum begging for money.
Why does this man have to be the face of Linux?
>>53528072
>>53528072
What are you doing here? Please leave /g/.
>>53528216
>Thipad
>>53528256
topkek
10/10
>>53528238
Fuck
>>53528289
I'm glad to see a post about my birthday.
Thank you 4chan.
>>53520571
Hi Anita,hows twitter keeping ya?
Look at him, so happy, so free
>>53527258
haha, that's great
>>53529057
Would the real rms ever actually use 4chan? It would require bypassing botnet captchas. Would he buy a 4chan pass? Does rms think 4chan is proprietary garbage? Is there a free as in freedom GnuChan alternative?
Check this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lupgHYiK9Q
>>53526423
Good read. It's actually quite scary how well publishers have gotten what they want in the name of "protecting" the works of their authors
>>53529697
"I do not post on 4chan. I have nothing against it, and I have occasionally answered questions for interviews for 4chan, but any posting there that says it is by me is by an impostor." - https://stallman.org/stallman-computing.html
>>53526615
>being able to tolerate sand on your body
>>53530197
>people around you having to tolerate your aspergers
>>53525039
just think about the world without free software it would be really depressing (more).
he qould be remembered for this for a long time.
happy birthday rms
>>53530256
I met Jaron Lanier last summer while I was at MSR
he's even bigger in real life than the pictures make him look
Happy GNU/bday Dr. Stallman
are there any flattering pics of him? He always looks like absolute shit kek
>>53531039
>>53531658
>>53529200
After this he ate the woman to his left and adopted her fashion sense
>>53532116
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>53512674
Holy shit is this real? I have never seen this before.
>>53513076
>the ponies
how have I never seen this before
>>53532289
here's v1 before the ponies (they were added v3 I think)
dumping all versions
>>53532306
Classic
>>53532321
>>53532335
>>53532352
ponies were removed here because many anons didn't like it (including myself) but eventually ended up in the final version.
>>53532352
Is this the only card we've ever sent him? Or is another version of the same card created each year and sent? like the ones you're posting now
>>53532377
I think this was the only one and it was in 2014. We should really do one again this year.
This ones from the same thread that was made before the others posted.
>>53532374
Glad the ponies were kept, best part desu
can i still submit mine?
>>53532491
Seems nobody is making a collective picture. Some anons sent him single mails. You can too [email protected].
>>53533763
fucking dank
>>53533871
>>53533871
>Besides which, the TLD for porn ought to be '.orgy'. ;-)
/g/ gets cucked by rms, once again.
How BSD can one man be?
>63th
Are you autistic OP?
>>53534474
>triggerd autist detected
>>53534122
As soon as you mention stuff about /g/ or 4chan he always includes that link in the reply.
>>53528238
>Thpad
Sent him a WinRAR license
>>53533763
Jokes aside, this is fucking autistic
Did Stallman ever confirm/deny saying the interjection?
>>53536105
there are things like it on gnu.org but i don't think everything in the pasta is there. start searching here: https://www.gnu.org/gnu/gnu-linux-faq.html
>>53535987
>dancing
>in public
i am pretty sure autists have problems with it. rms seems to have his aspergers under control-
>>53536174
Yeah, it's not certain. Someone should ask him
>>53535987
He loved to dance back when his health allowed it, let him enjoy his life
https://u.teknik.io/SMUzS.webm
>>53512922
>Non-free ketchup
Found the shop
>>53518712
Shrooms, bonus points that they're probably legal depending where you live
>>53518712
DMT
Bump for Stallman
Long live Stallman
I sent him this the other day. Getting a reply from RMS himself is in and of itself one of the most major /g/ achievements possible.
>>53542214
>my sons mother
he literally replies to every mail you send him. i agree that it's something every good /g/ citizen should do at least once.
>>53512674
REQUESTING STICKY
>>53543182
this
>>53529769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8gealMDsg
Happy birthday, based RMS
>>53543182
>W10 cancer gets a sticky
>Stallman doesn't
>>53543182
*unzips dick*
>>53543182
This thread is already two days old
>>53531125
fantastic
![[wastes life internally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZLjxshT.jpg "[wastes life internally].jpg")
this caused me to build a collection of stallman pics
>>53543896
this thread*
Happy Birthday
>>53535987
>having fun is autistic
Haha, I love the autistic blanket term meme
>>53532134
kek
Happy birthday and Godspeed you crazy hermit.
>>53546774
he will still live atleast 10 more years though right?
>>53512674
LONG LIVE RMS
>>53512922
He is in Australia!
hi from chinkney m80s
>>53548359
Men are mortal, but as long as they respect the four freedoms, the software they write is immortal.
>>53543896
Wget the whole of rms.sexy
>>53549410
Post script, please? Pic related.
>>53549491
this, someone do this
>>53549660
>>53549491wget -r -P ~/wget/ -A jpg,jpeg,gif,png,webm,webp,opus,mp3 --level=1 --execute robots=off ‐‐refer=http://google.com --user-agent="Mozilla/5.0 Firefox/4.0.1" rms.sexy/img/
i just threw my generic wget script at it and it worked.
>>53549769wget -e robots=off --no-check-certificate -nc -nd -nv -ERhtml -Ajpg,JPG -r rms.sexy/img/
>>53512674
Happy birthday to GNU
>>53518712
Mescaline and DMT together would be my choice.
>>53551913
>That spider on the wall
Throw in a bunch of DPH as well.
