>IT/SE/CS monkeys will never know the pleasure of REAL MATH
>Nor will they ever know the pleasures of an unpaid for woman
My deepest condolences
What is real math and how does it differ from the courses I am taking as electives at the math department?
>>53445393
> real math
so calculus, linear algebra, theory of computation, statistics are fake math?
>>53445393
t.NEET who thought majoring in CS at a community college was a good idea
/thread
>>53445393
>unpaid for woman
lol
>>53446943
Calculus is babby math
Linear algebra might be babby depending on your course
Theory of computation is very babby at the undergrad level
Statistics is babby unless you did measure theory
>>53445393
Eh, I did math in undergrad up to real analysis, decided after that point that while it was interested, studying math past that point was basically wanking.
Most professional mathematicians never discover anything of worth, and the few of those who do make their biggest findings before age 35 then spend the rest of their lives being wash-ups.
No thanks.
>>53446943
>so calculus, linear algebra, theory of computation, statistics are fake math?
Of course,
>there aren't any real numbers in real life,
>there aren't n-dimensions in real life,
>there is never "infinite memory" in real life,
>and statistics always lie with p<0.05
>>53447156
If you did a proper stats course, you wouldn't be using p-values that way
>>53447029
>>53447156
At least, these topics are useful.
What do we have of useful in pure mathematics nowadays?
>>53447144
>I did math in undergrad up to real analysis, decided after that point that while it was interested, studying math past that point was basically wanking.
You literally stopped right before it gets gud. Measure theory, harmonic analysis, functional analysis, and complex analysis are the most useful shit ever.
>>53447348
A subgroup analysis leads me to suspect that you are a statsfag
>>53447000
>imagine being at computers
>>53447608
I'm well aware that complex analysis etc. have produced highly practical results in the forms of theories, transforms, etc., but I am free to use all of those without needing to spend hundreds if not thousands of hours trudging through the proofs myself.
Just because something is interesting doesn't necessarily mean it's the best use of such a large block of time.
>>53445393
99% of Math grads will end up as code monkeys though, so there is that.
>PhD in Math
>Any job I want
>300k starting
>>53446943
Yes because you lack the ability to prove things, that is real math. You are nothing but a retarded imp that copies formulas and pushes around symbols to compute answers a computer actually would in the real world. You do not know why a theorem is correct, for all you know it is false, but you drone on in your ignorance. You are and always will be mediocre. Because you don't understand anything and show its validity you will never be able to contribute to the field.
>>53453596
enjoy not hitting the workforce until you're 30 and having contributed nothing of worth to the field.
for >90% of people, pure math is wanking just half a notch better than philosophy.
>>>/sci/
>>53453596
i agree with these things. based on personal experience, the people who learn pure math e.g. pmath minor are a cut above the rest desu.
>>53453596
spastic autist detected.
>PHP no math
>any blog I want
>300¥ eventually
>>53449041
>but I am free to use all of those without needing to spend hundreds if not thousands of hours trudging through the proofs myself
>why learn EE when I can just use existing electronics
>why learn programming when I can use existing programs
>why learn cooking when I am free to go to any Burger King
>>53445393
>the pleasures of an unpaid for woman
We all pay for women. Some with fancy dinners and a movie, others more directly.
>>53450860
99.5% of CS grads will end up failing fizzbuzz and never be the code monkeys they were meant to be though, so there is that
>>53447351
>these topics are useful
>theory of computation
pick 0x1
>>53455736
>not being a manwhore and being paid to pork women
step it up
>Cs major
>few years of experience
>make 100k a year
>only work 1/3 of the year
>sure I could make 300k a year
>but I've got September to March to play around in my VR dungeon with my GF and my two Vives while we develop a game
>wait, am I still in the simulation or is this real life?
>Olivia? OLIVIA!!!?
>>53455987
>CS grads
>failing fizzbuzz
This is what happens when tumblr enters real life
>>53445393
>>IT/SE/CS monkeys
Um, you forgot IS.
>>53458449
Literally who?
>>53455987
95% of pure math fags will never ever contribute anything significant to the field
>>53459709
95% of fags will never ever contribute anything significant to their field
>>53459068
Islamic State
>>53460630
That's ISIS
>>53445393
>REAL MATH
>pleasure
ahahaha
>>53460859
>will never know the secrets of a half Fourier transform or π-ple integral
You may as well be living life blind and deaf
>>53461209
>real math
>fourier
oh come the fuck on
>>53461209
> implying fourier transforms are not extremely common CS shit
>>53445393
gotta love a fellow /sci/entist here to shitpost on /g/
>>53461380
>>53461294
>doesn't know the difference between a Fourier transform and fractional one
