There is literally nothing wrong with Java
There is literally nothing wrong with you fucking off
Ok
Java killed Windows 9, which could have been the strongest windows.
Instead we get whatever bullshit 10 is supposed to be.
>Security issues
>Slow
>Boilerplate code
>High levels of caffeine
>>53429133
Windows 7 is still the best
>>53429146
>Security issues
All of them have security issues
>Slow
A meme
>Boilerplate code
Another meme
>High levels of caffeine
This is true
Startup time is kinda slow. I prefer compiling ahead of time. Aside from that it's fine.
>>53429146
>Boilerplate code
a bloo bloo bloo, I have write "class dickfar{}", so much extra code
Except for the part where you execute your software in a VM
>>53429146
>Security issues
Enable your firewall you dick.
>Slow
Update to java 8 you custard launcher.
>Boilerplate code
Use an autogenerator or stop making classes that require 100 get/setters you knob.
>High levels of caffeine
Avoid office jobs you prick.
>>53429043
C# exists
>>53429146
>>Slow
Writing Python, Ruby for money, sometimes I wish them can run as fast as java. :)
>>53429450
>>Security issues
>Enable your firewall you dick.
probably the most retarded comment on 4chan today
>>53429504
writing c for money, i laugh at javas speed
>>53429146
Java is actually faster than most higher-level languages other than C/C++
>>53429505
>make retarded statement
>get retarded reply
You only have yourselves to blame.
>>53429541
i never made any statement about java, dipshit
i just saw that retarded comment and couldn't ignore it because of my autism
>>53429146
I can agree with all those, but caffeine is fucking awesome. I'm enjoying a nice mug of yerba mate as we speak.
>>53429146
>>Security issues
>>Slow
Your end user is showing.
>>53429146
i see you've learned your memes
>>53429725
>drinking meme tea
Mate literally just has caffeine in it. There's nothing special about it. If you're drinking it for any reason other than you prefer the taste over coffee and other teas, you should kill yourself.
>>53429182
>slow is a meme
>falling for the slow is a meme meme
http://benchmarksgame.alioth.debian.org/u64q/compare.php?lang=java&lang2=gpp
javacucks BTFO GOAT
Why doesn't Java have unsigned integers?
Why doesn't Java have properties?
Why doesn't Java have operator overloading? Or even indexers?
Why doesn't Java have first-class functions?
Why doesn't Java have a single-root type system?
Why doesn't Java support complex numbers?
Why doesn't Java support user-defined value types?
Why doesn't java support nullalbe types?
Why doesn't java support tuples?
Why do classes in java need to be in a single file?
Why doesn't Java support collection initializers?
Why is Java shit?
>>53429956
Don't forget
Why don't java serializers support inner classes?
But me in the ass when making a rest api using Jersey
>>53429485
this
>>53429956
>Java doesn't have unsigned integers
what the fuck
>>53430178
It's true.
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/430346/why-doesnt-java-support-unsigned-ints
Someone can post the pictures comparing C and java with a dragonfly ?
>>53430196
>byte is signed
If one of my employees were an unfunny punster like this, I would fire them. Seriously, holy shit.
