Hello /g/, I am a master programmer and hacker at Microsoft and Google. I basically run all the servers with python and html. I learned basically all my knowledge on Codecademy. Ask me anything.
does m00t work at google
>>53356117
is google chrome part of the NSA?
Nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8
>>53356117
(You)
>>53356123
Yes he is the janitor
>>53356130
Of course not. Chrome is so secure, it blocks out any personal information you post and doesnt save it on servers. See, ***-**-****. Thats my SSN. Try it out
>>53356131
Is this some kind of encrypted message? You fucked up pal, I just forwarded this to our most elite decrypter AND Bill Gates. Have fun in prison.
I know you dont work at google because i hacked their servers and they are running binary, you fucking liar
>>53356117
>>53356117
>I am a master programmer and hacker at Microsoft
> I basically run all the servers with python and html
lolno.
>>53356329
I'm assuming you live is some sort of lake or ocean with you willingness to take this kind of bait
>>53356347
Not quite. But I'm patching servers, and everything on Netflix sucks or I've seen a bunch of times.
And this is better than watching paint dry...
>>53356359
My man, download or stream some Rick and Morty. That should keep you entertained
>>53356371
I used to bullshit with a manager over Lync when we were doing server patches, but I don't work for that company anymore, so that's out.
I tab back and forth between shit posting on /g/, and writing powershell anymore.
>>53356117
You mean Erlang and CSS right?
>>53356815
Sounds like a pretty good job man. I work at a gym and all I do is browse /g/ and learn some programming. It's cool that you actually have a mentally stimulating job in a field you enjoy
>>53356861
No, python and html you mongoloid. Get your languages straight
>>53356905
I found the babby's first community college programming class dropout. You could have also said Pascal and Ruby on Rails
>>53356924
Okay first of all Pascal is something that you draw pictures with and Ruby on rails? What is this, a mining company? I've gotten every badge on codecademy, I know what im talking about pleb
>>53356951
Well. I can't argue with Codecademy... You win.
>>53356140
does he do a good job?
>>53356983
No but he looks like "I'm gonna shoot up the school because I got a C- on my english test" kind of guy so we leave him alone.
>>53357017
I friend of mine told me that he even tries to Jew as a janitor too. Is that true?
>>53357052
Yea he tries to steal bagels from the cafe even though all the food is free
>>53357067
Now, I'm sure that OP's not baiting. That's typical m00t behavior.
>>53357067
he only goes for the bagels?
>>53356117
I am going to do a startup cloud based app based on dank memes. Can ms invest in my business.
>>53356117
M8 i smell autism
What do you think of batch language?
>>53357094
occasionally strawberry cream cheese
>>53357101
I asked billy, and he said in exchange for a 51% stake in your company we will give you a spotlight on the microsoft store
>>53357113
Whats with all of these baking terms? Batch? Cookies? You guys understand were talking about computers and not home ec right?
>>53357102
On a scale of 1-10 how alluring is this to you?
>>53357201
- Does he look like a trout?
- ...what?
- DOES! HE! LOOK! LIKE! A! TROUT!?
I am a curry. Does billy love curries.
