ITT: you work at Apple
what do you do?
Earn money for doing nothing but being gay
Buy with discount, then sell
>>53324752
Tell customers not to buy these products.
Change wallpapers to Gaben.
would fuck
>>53324765
/v/ pls go
Quit
this >>53324765
and send them across the way to the Microsoft store out of pity.
>>53324822
>>53324765
Get the fuck out, /v/.
>>53324752
train a pig to do my job
head of penis insection and tasting department
>>53324752
inseminate the blonde in the front row on the right
>>53324752
write backdoors for secret government organisations, what else is there to do?
>>53324752
Make intense love to the blonde girl in the bottom right
cum in her butthole
I went to the apple store a month ago and I had some 50 year old bro help me out. He looked around quietly and quickly and told me to order my stuff off of OWC. $500 later I now have four new upgraded macs ranging from a lowly macbook to a high end mac pro.
Just got my iMac up and running a few hours ago with ago new 1tb drive.
Make Apple threads on /g/, all day every day, because I'm a OP.
>>53325094
WOW you aren't you cool, getting super tips from cool old apple "geniuses". I should go to the "genius" bar more often to get these secret tips too.
>High end mac pro
>lmao.gif
OWC still made your butthole a little bigger than it was before.
Sweep the floors.
:(
>>53324752
Get money fuck bitches
Tell them to make a system where I can't just rename system folders by typing my account password
>>53324780
>having this low standards
kill you're selfie
>>53324752
IT would be so fucking easy for me, holy shit. I'd just be a sell out, and enjoy the piss easy job. I already deal with retarded Apple customers on a daily basis. This would just reduce the palette to something that I would no longer have to think about.
>>53324752
>what do you do?
Selling people a product thats noth worth the Money
what else
>>53324752
Nothing
I am a CPU architect for Apple. The next iPhone chip will completely wreck samshit and qualcomm.
suck dick and get my boipussy fucked
>>53325562
Pls leave "prototype" iPhone 7 at a bar "accidentally" senpai...
>>53325562
Please leave, shill.
>>53324780
you forgot the qt standing behind the left one
>>53325631
No. Not she's not a qt. But if you want to fuck her I'm OK with that.
>>53324752
spot the druid?
>>53324752
These are sales or marketing department for sure. None of them can write code or do shit.
Apple just need a cluster of "useful idiots" to shill for their shit.
Steve jobs paved the path and Tim cook is riding
>>53325776
Those are Apple store employees, aka the type of people who work at Best Buy.
>>53325677
Seminal fluid druid?
>>53324752
Stand around chatting with my co-workers while ignoring the customers.
Isn't that what's in the job description?
>>53325562
I think that's a given m80
>>53324752
Engineer a version of iOS with a backdoor
>>53324752
>day 2 at job
>arrive at work with a USB
>nobody knows what I'm about to do
>during lunch break, plug it in to one of the demo computers
>boot into the boot menu
>gentoo hardened
>colleague stares in shock and horror while I rapidly type
>in 20 minutes I have installed gentoo
>install i3 and rice it with cute lewd loli girls
>now for the finishing touch
>screenfetch && figlet "install gentoo"
>scream like a fucking ape
>take a shit on the desk
>walk out
>>53324980
You turn penises into insects? Do you like.. draw legs on them or something?
Get paid less than a burger flipper while being screamed at by angry management people who like to vent out their anger that's unique to the Apple environment for some reason,
while being restricted by really horrible Apple contracts.
>>53324752
Have gay sex with customers.
>>53325841
this is beautiful
>>53325841
>Saya-shi will never be your gf
Kill me senpai
Install gentoo in iPhone
>>53326391
Don't worry about the physical world anon. 3d is cruel.
Just continue living the 2d dream
>>53326429
>>53326451
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