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How far along is the electronic nose technology? I suffer from
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How far along is the electronic nose technology?

I suffer from anosmia (can't smell) and am constantly paranoid that I stink.
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>>53249038
lol
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>>53249038
Just ask a friend. Not a wife or husband. But some one who will tell you straight up, that you smell.
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>>53249038
Can you taste food?
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>>53249038
How does that even work? I mean, I can see an electronic tongue.
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I hear you OP, I'm blind so I'm always paranoid that people think I'm ugly.
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We don't know how smell works, so pretty far
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>>53249165
>I hear you
>I'm blind
How can you hear if your eyes aren't real?
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Even if you can smell, you can't tell if you stink. We're accustomed to our own smells.
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>>53249165
Worst : You could be black.
>Ray Charles
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There already is such technology, it's called mass spectrometry. Not a practical thing thugh.
I would be more interested in a device to reproduce armoa.
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>>53249165
How are you using 4chan?
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>>53249339
4chan is injected intravenously into his blood
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>>53249339
Screen reader + audio captcha?
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>>53249339
He dictates posts to his little brother.
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just shower every day, use deodorant, spray something if ya want, and don't wear the same clothes you wore yesterday. they're not necessarily dirty but if you keep wearing them they will stink.
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Maybe you want to check what those guys are doing : www.aryballe.com
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Smell is overrated anyway.
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just practice good hygiene
People who can smell still cannot tell if they stink, sensory adaptation.
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>>53249038
My dog has anosmia.
How does he smell?
Terrible.
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>>53249214
>How can you hear if your eyes aren't real?
What the hell is going on here ........
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kalmor neo sigma odor level measuring device
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Can you guys stay on the fucking topic please? I fell for the trap meme and got a nose job to appear more androgynous. Not saying it wasn't worth it, but I lost a significant amount of my olfactory perception. Is there any hope for me to be able smell roses from more than 5 inches away any time in the near future?
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>>53252916
pics or gtfo
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>>53253273
I can't seeing as I'm too busy applying makeup at the moment. Maybe after I'm done I'll post a picture so the straight retards from /v/ can tell me to fuck off to /soc/.
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>>53253323
LONDON
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>>53249038
more like no-nosmia amirite
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I smell ya, OP. I'm deaf and sometimes I imagine that people are talking shit about me.

Smell detection is not studied too well compared to vision and hearing, but its not that much of a leap. Once we get a good enough pattern matching algorithm, all we need is a a mole catcher that can identify and relay those signals to you.
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>>53253418
The 'a' stands for 'no' retard
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Jokes on you, I have one leg and one arm that are natural, the rest is just prosthetics due to me being almost half-grazed in a car accident where if it was 1 inch to the right I would've died.
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>>53249429
Underrated post.
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>>53253273
>>53253323
>>53253384
Not from London, am in Europe though ;o
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>>53253899
Think of the positives: you won't have to deal with the overwhelming stench of smegma while sucking dirty Europoor cock.
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>>53253944
>implying my rich sugardaddy won't be the one sucking my girlcock
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