>gf is Chinese
>asks me to fix her laptop
>get it and bring it home
>start it up
>everything is in Chinese
>mfw
Help guys. How the fuck do I tell what is bloatware and what is not? She's got lots of language widgets and such installed that she needs.
I'm assuming this is supposed to be relatable to shit taste normies (assuming windows then), so I would just open up the "Uninstall software" dialog. It's obvious from there
impolite sage
>>53232570
Nope, it's not. That's in Chinese too. She pretty much got no programs in English.
>>53232601
yeah im just being an ass. no idea lol
>>53232531
screenshot -> Optical character recognition -> google translator
>>53232531
If it's windows, you can change the language at the logon screed, look in the corners there should be a clickable icon "CN" or something like that but in Chinese, click it then select English and reboot. Fix her shit then change back to CN.
>>53232665
DON'T DO IT, THIS KILLS THE LAPTOP
>>53232665
Thanks, I'll try that out.
Malwarebytes found 94 threats, including over 15 trojans. She's got no antivirus.
I think I'm gonna vomit.
>>53232665
Don't click it. It generates mustard gas
>>53232831
Lack of education on these matters leads to idiots clicking blatantly malicious shit.
Wish there was a short, mandatory class in school for plebs to be informed on this.
>>53232831
Reinstall the system you incompetent fag
>>53232831
Antiviruses doesn't work anyway.
>>53232531
Just install gentoo on it.
>>53232831
lots of Chinese software QQ, 迅雷7, etc... will tick off any western AV, check if she has a software called 360, it's the Chinese proprietary AV/optimizer
The system definitely needs to be purged and rebuilt. It's horrible.
>>53232925
She doesn't.
Either change the language to English to do your shit or just ask her for help with translating shit.
How did she even expect you to fix her computer if you can't read the language?
ehehehehehe
I found gay VN's on it.
>>53232881
wut
>>53233142
>>53233173
...I found A LOT of gay VN's on it.
And it's hardcore shit.
What the fuck.
>>53233184
So what OP?
>>53233184
Does your gf have a penis?
>>53233206
She used to
>>53233184
check video files see if she films herself masturbating to this shit, also check the QQ logs.
QQ is a Chinese messaging software, the icon should be a penguin with a red scarf.
>>53232531
It's easy to tell, actually.
Is it Windows? If yes, then it's bloatware.
>>53232665
Kari was the name of my Grandmother. Pic reminds me of her aswell. Y u do dis:'(
>>53232601
Ask her to help translate you autistic fuck
>>53232831
Fuken chinks
>>53232531
>chinese
your gf is botnet
>gf
jej
>>53233225
who the FUCK wears a helmet, glasses and smokes INDOORS
I want to punch him so hard
>>53233408
>not practicing safe smoking
>>53233441
Smiled to myself a little.
>>53232531
I feel for you, OP
I once had to install and configure proprietary software on a Korean install of Windows XP Embedded on a stationary touchscreen machine that had an inverted image and input (touch bottom left, detects as top right). Boy, that was fun.
Okay, so here's the rundown:
>500gb disk partitioned in to 5
>one holds the system
>one holds programs and pictures, including several gigs of yaoi manga
>one holds what looks like miscellaneous log files, but is 30gb
>one holds 70gb of yaoi VN's with tentacles and other monstrosities
>one holds ebooks and what looks like school projects
I've never before wanted to take a computer out back and shoot it.
>>53232881
True dat
>>53233511
>not posting screenshots
I call that bull shit tbqh fampai.
>>53233238
>She
>>53233511
if you think that's bad you obviously haven't seen my shit
is OP trying to create elliot 2.0 or something
>>53233546
'kay. Not taking screens due to fear of infection.
This is the game folder.
>>53233626
And this is part of the manga collection.
>>53232925
thats legit VoIP software similar to TS and discord but in chinese
>>53233626
kek is that an ad in the corner?
>>53233656
it's from the standard software to type Chinese characters that most Chinese use called Sogou, like most Chinese software, it's also adware.
Use google translate on your phone to read the chinese text.
Just run tronscript and be done with it
>>53232531
>2016
>doesn't speak chinese
amerifag confirmes
>>53233626
Oh shit there's Dramatical Murder.
>>53233992
Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my freedom
>>53232531
Wipe everything off her computer
Clean install
Set location to Ireland
Give it back to her
Look her in the eyes
Point to your eyes
"I'm the captain now"
>>53233976
>tronscript
reddit tier garbage for computer illiterates
but i guess it's the next best thing.
>>53233273
Are you disappointed that no one replied to you, you fucking retard?
