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Does Apple telling the FBI to eat a dick make you want to buy an iPhone?
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>>53164220
doesn't change that it has no customization
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Yeah, I mean it's not like they would lie to save face or anything. Apple is a faceless megacorporation that the American people can trust!
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>>53164220
No, iphones are still shit. But I do like Apple as a company for telling them to get fucked.
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>>53164220
Does Apple pretending to telling the FBI to eat a dick while slobbering all over the FBI's dick make you want to buy an iPhone?
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>>53164327
I wonder how much of that was done under Steve "Please fuck me in the asshole" Jobs watch
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>>53164327
This article is false
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>>53164327
>stopping now because it might tarnish the apple brand

How can you tarnish something already tarnished?
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>>53164376
nope, all true.
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Nope, not at all. I know apple is doing this as a publicity stunt to attract more ignorant customers. Apple has always helped the feds unlock and extract data off iPhones and I know they will keep doing it behind people's back. Apple can't be trusted.
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>>53164396
Its false in the sense that previous unlocks were simply extracting data from internal memory. The contention in this case is that the new iOS is encrypted, and to get the data, Apple would have to write a version of iOS with a backdoor. The FBI claims that it's a one off thing, but we all know the government -- once it exists the precedent will be set and each subsequent case will just be "one more"
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>>53164220
Honestly yes. I would choose apple over android for my next phone now (currently blackberry)
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Doesn't change the fact that iOS sucks dicks
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>>53164220
Yes, will buy the iPhone 7
It just werks®

Enough with the faulty lagdroids randomly rebooting on every update.
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>>53164220
>Does Apple sucking FBI dick 70 out of 71 times make you want to buy an iPhone?

No.
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>>53164220
has the fbi responded to McAfee yet? He called their hand fucking brilliantly

t. non american who doesn't follow american news very much
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>>53164481
>The contention in this case is that the new iOS is encrypted, and to get the data, Apple would have to write a version of iOS with a backdoor.
Which is what they already have. Unless you can show me the source code then their OS is almost guaranteed to be compromised. This is why so many people doing shady things use burner phones and not "encrypted" iphones.

>The FBI claims that it's a one off thing, but we all know the government -- once it exists the precedent will be set and each subsequent case will just be "one more"
This is true and is what has already been happening with apple. Apple has already been helping the feds for years, the feds always want more power, this is nothing new.
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>>53164220
It's a ruse to convince normies that appul is secure, see
>>53164327
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>>53164220
Not until they release one with a keyboard

Yes I know it won't happen
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>>53164563
How can software (logical) suck a humans dick (physical, plus not computer hardware)

Are you this retarded or does your mum still believe you're special.
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>>53164604
FBI should call McAfee's bluff since he's a zonked out crack head and will just make himself look retarded when he can't unlock the phone.
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>>53164563
And the fact that Android is just as "secure" if not more once you disable ADM/google as the phone administrator.
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>>53164587
>Posted from windows 10/8.1/7

Microsoft owns FBI cum and they store that in their ass.
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>>53164220
No, but the dick talking made me want to buy a macbook
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>>53164220
I'm switching to Android because of it.

I lean libertarian. I also acknowledge that there is some role for government surveillance.
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>>53164644
>iToddler has no argument
>THIS OTHER THING IS ALSO BOTNET!!!111
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>>53164481
>The FBI claims that it's a one off thing, but we all know the government -- once it exists the precedent will be set and each subsequent case will just be "one more"
The DOJ already has 12 more phones lined up that they want to have Apple put the custom firmware on:
https://www.morningstar.com/news/dow-jones/us-markets/TDJNDN_2016022217036/justice-department-seeks-to-force-apple-to-extract-data-from-about-12-other-iphones.html

>>53164611
>Which is what they already have. Unless you can show me the source code then their OS is almost guaranteed to be compromised.
Unless you can show me proof that Martians weren't behind the JFK assassination, it's almost guaranteed they were.
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>>53164659

>Acknowledge the government has a right to watch me masturbate to hentai.

Wow, cuck of the year everyone.
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>>53164659
>I also acknowledge that there is some role for government surveillance.
You think the FBI should set a precedent that allows them to compel manufacturers to insert backdoors into every piece of consumer electronics on the market?

You don't 'lean libertarian' m8, you lean retard
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Apple can't be trusted. If you're gonna do shady stuff please use a burner phone.
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>>53164669
>Assuming I own anything apple.

You have no argument because your lord and Saviour is another FBI cum bucket

http://fossbytes.com/bill-gates-says-apple-should-unlock-shooters-iphone-for-fbi/

Microsoft's security is like a gaping asshole, easy for any random guy(s) >FBI< to just slip in a couple of cum droplets.

Sorry retard. I am simply here to tell you the cuked truth
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>trusting a closed-source OS
LMFAO
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>>53164220
I think it's all a sham to trick terrorists into using apple then apple secretly decodes errythin for the gubment
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>>53164728
/thread
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No. Browsing 4chan on iOS sucks.
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>>53164704
Backdoors should not exist or be compelled to exist. With that being said, there should be a process by which any information that Apple can access would be accessible by a prosecutor in a case with national security ramifications.
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If setting the date back to 1970 bricks an iPhone, would setting it forward to 2039 have the same effect?
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Apple were for CISA. Trusting them with your privacy is like trusting a a girl to not get pregnant because she said she's on the pill.
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>>53164327
Are you the same person who keeps posting this?

You've been proven wrong in previous threads so you're just trolling now.
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>>53164669
Come retard.

I added some valid arguments. I am waiting for you to defend your joke of an OS.

At least with anything other then windows, security is of some concern.
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>>53164799
this desu honest senpai

100% typical apple PR horseshit.

The sole reason they did a 180 is because of public perception.
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>>53164808
How much is apple/the feds paying you?
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>>53164639
>Let him potentially fuck up the phone
Do you want the terrorists to win anon?
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>>53164808
Are you the same iTard who keeps denying this?

You've been proven a technology illiterate iToddler in previous threads so you're just trolling now.
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>>53164327
Misinformed morons will continue clinging onto this shitty article.
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>>53164775
>making a reasonable argument which considers both sides of a complicated issue
>/g/
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>>53164775
precisely

McAfee offered to brute force it. A one time only solution which, while it might take a bit of time, doesn't expose any other iphone on earth to the same vulnerability

The FBI doesn't want to get in one time only, they want the general term solution: to create a backdoor which allows access to any iphone. They don't give a flying fuck what's on that iphone, which is why they will either ignore or reject McAfee's offer, and keep pushing for their backdoor
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>>53164831
Not OP but he's right. You're retarded and have been proven wrong multiple times.

I hate apple, I also hate trolling retards. Give it up kid. Mommy will not buy you that xboxOne if you do your homework.
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>>53164848
Misinformed appletards will continue clinging onto apple's PR FUD.
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>>53164845
is this real, or one of the fake comics /pol/ made of Ben Garrison?
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>>53164870
Must be good money. Wish I could be paid to shill over the internet if it was enough to quit my day job.
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>>53164846
http://techcrunch.com/2016/02/18/no-apple-has-not-unlocked-70-iphones-for-law-enforcement/

Get your facts straight and stop spreading misinformation to other ignorant, gullible dipshits.
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>>53164220
>>53164303
>>53164327
>>53164376
>>53164808
>>53164848
why is everybody forgetting prism?
even when the linked article is bullshit, apple is giving out every information they actually can access and they telling the FBI to suck a dick is pure fucking marketing to get the normies back on their site because they obliviously forgot all about prism
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>>53164907
>tech crunch working with the feds
not surprising
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>>53164659
>I lean libertarian. I also acknowledge that there is some role for government surveillance.

You're not libertarian. You're a spineless bootlicker.
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>>53164846
>You've been proven a technology illiterate iToddler in previous threads so you're just trolling now.

Somehow you have fucked up a easy sentence without grammar.

You've been proven >>>to be<<< a technology illiterate iToddler (Remove the now, no one needs it) in previous threads, so you're just trolling now.

Go back to school you chicken loving nigger.
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>>53164893
Shill

Do you cunts even know the meaning of shill. I never said anything about how people should buy xboxes, apple products, or explained any build features.

Such of a bunch of misinformed and uneducated retards.
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>>53164907
>posting a source link from one of the biggest apple cocksuckers in tech journalism
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>>53164907
>techcrunch

Fuck off and take your uninformed blog shit with you.
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>>53164935
you're not a native speaker are you?
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>>53165006
>Just woke up

I should not be a cunt to people so early.
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Nope. I can see through Apple's marketing stunt here.
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>>53165019
Happens to the best of us m8
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>>53164935
>Somehow you have fucked up a easy sentence without grammar.

>a easy sentence
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>>53164925
Did you mean to include this picture? I know you did, so I did it for you. The information in it is from 2013 and obsolete, yet ignoramuses (like you) continue holding it up as irrefutable proof of something that no longer exists.

At that time that presentation was created, iOS devices were not fully disk encrypted, which allowed Apple to dump user data for law enforcement without having to unlock the device. Cue the Snowden leaks, and starting with iOS 8 in late 2014, devices are now fully encrypted so that Apple has no way of accessing a device without first unlocking it with the user's passcode. Also, beginning in 2015, Apple refuses to dump data from pre-iOS 8 devices. It's these two things that have feds and cops completely buttflustered, culminating in the ongoing legal showdown.

In addition, there is iCloud, which is a completely optional service. Currently, iCloud user data is still accessible to Apple (and by extension, law enforcement) as they hold the key to decrypt what's on their servers.

Note that I said "currently." You can bet good money that they are working to make future iCloud user data inaccessible to anyone who doesn't have the right password, which will further infuriate cops.

I don't even know why I bother writing all this, since the same misinformed shitposts will get reposted endlessly in future threads.
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>>53165004
"Apple unlocked 70 iPhones" is a literal meme.
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>>53165177
>Apple is a literal meme.

Fixed.
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>>53165198
Is $200 billion in cash also a meme?
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>>53165226
Apple are ultrakikes and can't use any of that cash because of their tax dodging, and only has $6.5B cash to use in the US for operations, forcing them to take on $60B in debt that they can't pay off. They also own $59B in back taxes in the US and another $10B back taxes in the EU.

So yes, that $200B actually is a meme because half of it they owe in taxes/debt, and the other half they can never touch.
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>>53164953
It's okay, Tim. We just all know it's you because you're trying to convince us that Apple is secure against NSA tyranny.
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>>53164955
>>posting a source link from one of the biggest apple cocksuckers in tech journalism
Are they? /r/equesting some tech crunch article containing blatant pro-Apple Jewery.
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>>53165415
Literally.

http://techcrunch.com/2010/06/14/fanboy/
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>>53165426
>>53165415
wow
Techcrunch is the Pitchfork of technology.
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>>53165426
>http://techcrunch.com/2010/06/14/fanboy/
No. Not an op-ed. I want an "objective" article that is very jewish and pro-apple and containing mis-information or atleast misleading information if you got any.

>>53165472
>Techcrunch is the Pitchfork of technology.
What is Pitchfork? Are they also Pro-Apple jews?
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>>53164220
No. Is doing the "right" thing so special that consumers should flock to them?
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>>53164884
Pretty sure it is real, /pol/ edits would involve black people or a happy merchant
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>>53165543
It is when Apple is the only company leading the cause for consumer security and privacy.
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>>53165758
>bent over for FBI for last 8 years
>the only company leading the cause for consumer security and privacy.

Fuck off shill.
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>>53165489
>article that is very jewish
>>/pol/
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>>53166041
shill conformed
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>>53164220
no, it's obvious that it's just some PR bullshit and they want to improve their image after everyone knew they are one of the big NSA lap dogs out there.
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>>53166041
>muh jew propaganda
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