TIME TRAVEL
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You are currently reading a thread in /g/ - Technology
You are currently reading a thread in /g/ - Technology
You are sent back in time to 2002.
You have the same skills you have now and you are the same age. What would you do to change the future?
Nothing
>>53137782
kill hitler
found 4chan
>>53137782
kill the OP
buy the domains for reddit and tumblr
maybe the butterfly effect will keep them from ever existing in any other form
also i'll wait thirteen years and make sure to not buy an r9 380 when they come out
>>53137782
save my ruined life
buy bitcoin
Nothing because I'm an aimless neet with no skills
>>53137991
Fucking this
>>53137991
/thread
>>53137782
generate bitcoins and buy myself a house.
>>53137991
This
>>53137978
Also this with the whole reddit and tumblr domains
>>53137991
This and act like I can predict the future and make money out of it
Bet on horses I would know that win. Buy bitcoins when they're at a fraction of a cent each with my winnings. Become multimillionaire by age 18.
>>53138047
You mean "investing" in the stock market?
>>53138049
>and you are the same age
>Become multimillionaire by age 18.
Good job admitting to being underage.
>>53138060
Most likely
>>53137782
invest money in apple
>>53137782
buy a shitload of Apple stock
hug my grandma
beat my school bully
>>53137991
Hell no, Bitcoin wasn't even around then. Wait until 2009 then mine bitcoins. Even then it's still risky. You're better off buying stock in 2002.
Save Nokia
kill myself
i'd tell them that osama lives in that house pakistan and collect the reward. using the reward money I'd make some tactical investments in Apple/Goog/Fazebuch
Buy buttcoins
Buy Applestocks
Buy facebook stocks
Buy google stocks
Buy tesla stocks
Buy twitter stocks
Buy alibaba stocks
Cash in at valid peaks. Be a millioniare/billionaire
Use those money to buy 4chan from moot. Make sure /g/ never exists in present time.
>>53138073
Didn't read that part But bitcoins were only a fraction of a cent in like 2010. Which would mean you actually believe me >2002+8, ?> _ 18 ()? 10 years old.
You really think a 10 year old is on 4chan?
>>53138479
>how did you know
>>53137782
buy lotto tickets
win jackpot
wait for housing bubble
buy property
actually, wait for any bubble to pop, then buy everything
>>53137782
Stop mozilla from destroying itself and prevent the rise of smartphones/web2.0
Find Steve jobs tell him has cancer prove to him I am from the future. Convince him to meet with Sundar Pichai Steve balmer (was he MS CEO at the time) I dunno.
Convince them that they should create a mega-tech giant partnership to make a new bread of computing. Instead of the three companies working against each other, they would work to make the world the greatest technological zoo there could be.
Create Facebook
Wait for bitcoins.
I would create a compatibility layer for Android apps to run on Ubuntu and Nokia's Maemo and Symbian.
>>53137782
get laid
>>53138533
if you succeed, this post will not exist.
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yeah gj bro
BUY APPLE STOCK
MINE AND BUY BITCOINS WHILE THEY'RE STILL CHEAP AS DIRT
>>53137782
Have sex with my younger self
Tell Linus that his hobby os is going to fail and he better take the job Steve gave him
Kill my younger self
>>53137809
>>53138729
Wanting monopoly
kill yourself my man
>>53139122
>Tell Linus not to hire Luke
ftfy
>>53139173
I don't want a monopoly go kill yourself.
I just have the knowledge and ability to realize how much better off the world would be if they worked together. I wouldn't even want to be part of it as long as it happens
I would keep it simple. I would just buy an immense amount of bitcoins for pocket change and take it easy working some shit job doing my best like I have now. Then when the shit hits the fan it's time to retire forever.
Literally nothing can go wrong.
Buy bitcoin, invest in apple and facebook
>>53137782
Mining bitcoins when it was still possible for a poor lone man to do it. I would be rich as fuck today.
>>53139265
There were many bitcoin hackings and wallet loses
>>53138542
I was 9 when my older brother showed me 4chan 2005.
Invest in:
Comcast
Apple
Bitcoin
Find Zuck and buy him a prostitute for shares
Tesla
>>53137782
Kill Google
>>53137906
Are you the guy who killed Hitler?
Buy Nokia stock
Give privileged info from the future to Finnish goys
Make sure the N9 dream never dies
>>53138533
Amazon stocks, it went up 1600% (no typo) at some point.
>>53138599
w-what's wrong with Mozilla?
Yo lmao why won't anyone believe me about being an Apple iPhone OS Developer, it's a thing omg
>>53139209
I was talking about Linus Torvalds
I would screw AT&T over alot.
First I would tell all the competing cellular companies at the time that AT&T is going to buy Cingular, so that they could possibly try to block the sale or aquire Cingular themselves, cripping AT&T's mobile offerings early on.
I would also leak that Apple is releasing a cell phone exclusive to AT&T, hopefully making those plans go up in flame.
Hopefully these plans would prevent Southwestern Bell from aquiring AT&T, forcing AT&T into bankruptcy.
Fuck you AT&T.
>>53137782
Gear up and wait to start mining bitcoins early on.
>>53137782
Win the lotto and never work again in my life.
>>53141245
This
>>53137782
Wait 2 years and start browsing 4chan so I'll become a TRUE oldfag!
>>53141403
kek
>>53141403
>2002 + 2
How new are you? I've been here since 1995.
>>53141245
Basically. Acquire approximately 5k worth of computer parts. Acquire enough bitcoins to amass a wealth so fantastic I could continuously fly in a jet and live in it within a good half year. Sell when they hit 11-1200 a coin. Ride it all the way down.
>>53141221
Why do you hate AT&T?
>>53141525
I live in DFW, where they're headquartered. These fuckers have hoe'd me in almost every way possible. They fucked up my grandfathered data plan, they have a virtual internet monopoly around my area, which costs a fuckload and throttles constantly, and last year they bought DirecTV, my cable provider, and started jacking up my cable prices.
Fuck AT&T
>>53141403
>>53141498
To add to this
I'll spew all the latest and greatest current memes so they will die before becoming popular.
No more drake
No more pepe
No more pajeet
No more twitter nig slang
>>53141663
Shitposting would find a way
I wouldn't really buy any stock other than Amazon in 2002, then sell around Q4 2003 and buy Google and Apple to sell Q2 2007.
Then buy Apple again Q4 2008 and not really sell.
The problem is getting the initial money to start buying. Then you can sell small amounts over time to cover your living expenses.
And then buy bitcoin in 2010.
Also how much would hoarding stock affect the market? It would stand still instead of moving all the time like it was supposed to happen.
Murder moot before its too late
Buy bitcoin, buy domains for facebook, reddit, tumblr, twitter ..., get rich.
Play all the winning lottery numbers. Buy a country. Live the rest of my life as a hermit. No wait...
>>53137782
Destroy Microsoft
buy stock in apple
>>53138542
>look at catalog
>most popular threads are /ptg/ /mkg/ and /csg/
I think it's pretty safe to say the average person on /g/ is 10 or younger.
>>53139173
Monopoly's a great game, fuck you.
>>53137782
buy ms and make windows open source
I'd be 6
so I'd watch nickelodeon all day
>>53141663
Pepe has been around over a decade and it still doesn't die
>>53144104
What was your first clue
Buy google stocks
Buy Apple stocks
And destroy the NSA
Am I the only one here who would focus more on fixing my shitty life rather than getting rich af?
>>53144415
How do you fix your life without getting rich?
Serious question!
Angel investment in companies that will eventually get huge
>>53144279
pepe has been a normie meme for a year now
Not shy away when either of them showed interest in me.
And I guess buy bitcoins as well.
Maybe get in the PC repair business before it's end toward 2009. Some easy money there.
That or get in on those early internet ads. I heard those used to pull in $10,000 a week easily.
>>53145032
a bad initial social impression can't really be changed with money tho
>>53145321
BULLSHIT IT CAN'T!
>>53145321
Lamborghini Aventador makes for a pretty solid first impression
>>53137782
Blew off just about everything and everyone. Traveled for years nonstop. Would have treated women like the total trash they are and fucked like an animal. Saved saved saved.
>>53145603
>not Murciélago.
>>53138479
lol you would be chucked in guantanamo
>>53145844
You don't have to time travel for that, anon.
