All I've ever wanted in life is a 5/10 semi-autist hacker bf. How do I find one.
>>53111029
Is your penis feminine? That might help
>>53111134
>penis
>feminine
Pick one.
I know a literal autistic 5/10 guy who runs around with a dead laptop hdd necklace. His dad's in IT and taught him how to use Linux.
>>53111134
I'm passably female
where can I find one in the wild
>>53111446
Go hang around the Comp Sci building near your local uni
>>53111446
check some high rated level CTF
>>53111029
4chan /g/ is a good start.
Make a post about video cards.
>>53111029
LONDON
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>>53111446
Just go to a comic book store and flash your piss hole.
>>53111479
I'm 25. Too old for undergrads.
>>53111502
I imagine those are already packed with groupie sluts. Not that I am not a groupie slut, but I'd like to come in under the radar.
>>53111513
Do you guys ever do meetups?
>>53111446
Post a tweet about how girls don't get respected in gaming
>>53111446
No you aren't
Walk down streets in your neighborhood and knock on the doors of the ones where you can smell the basement stink outside. The mom will be glad to introduce you.
>>53111625
I don't have a twitter account
>>53111646
I rarely get mistaken as male these days
>>53111662
I live in a city. No basements
>>53111706
Put a bogus ad for an old thinkpad on Craigslist. Open door naked when they show.
>>53111597
yes...on 4chan.
I could've had one of those, but he was such a dork
>>53111029
>5/10 semi-autist hacker bf
>>>/soc/
/g/ is for full autists, you fucking normie.
>>53111029
Depends on if you have a penis or not.
>>53111597
I'm what you are looking for but more of an 8/10. How do I meet you?
Me to OP. I just want a shy, awkward guy I can strip down to their tightly whities and please.
>>53111816
These pussies in here aren't autists. They are coddled.
>>53111752
I actually have an old thinkpad, so this could work.
>>53111767
I meant IRL. I know that other boards do meet-ups every once in a while.
>>53111816
I'm borderline normie. I'm sorry.
>>53111819
I don't have a penis
>>53111838
Post an email address
>>53111029
7/10 sysadmin here, fuck hackers.
>>53111259
>who runs around with a dead laptop hdd necklace.
kek
>>53111863
The lie lives.
>>53111029
Is 5/10 supposed to be looks or autism level?
>>53111887
Join GG and go to one of their meetups. They're typically 70/30 male/female and I've run into a few actual hackers/IT pros there.
You'll find me at defcon/blackhat this year. But I only date real woman sorry.
>>53111887
Yea, I'm going to post my email address on 4chan. You've got something better than you could ever imagine right here and you playin.
>>53111890
sysadmins are also cute. do you have a ponytail?
>>53111896
I think there are plenty of girls into shy and awkward guys. It's the same appeal as that "dad bod" fad. Low competition and low acquisition effort with maximum potential returns.
>>53111900
Looks
>>53111896
What is this supposed to mean?
>>53111029
Can you define what you mean by hacker?
Does a guy that works in IT count?
How do you feel about being a side piece?
>>53111947
No ponytail but hair is pretty shaggy.
>>53111943
There are dozens of anonymous email providers. I'm surprised you don't already have a throwaway gmail.
>>53111933
How open are guys to talking to the groupie sluts that congregate there?
What exactly do you mean by real women?
>>53111922
GG?
>>53111029
Fuck off slut.
>>53111953
Women who say that rarely mean it. They night think they do but most times they don't. Maybe I'm limiting my opinion to the very hot ones. I could be wrong, I guess. Limited sample size.
>>53111947
Wtf is this 'dad bod' shit? It's redundant unless this 'fad' applies to teenage girls.
>>53111943
>claims to be autistic
>doesn't know how to trashmail
>>53111979
People are pretty open to them. It's changed a lot over the past couple of years so its more normie friendly.
I dont date/fuck trans woman.
>>53111963
>side piece
gross
>>53111972
Cute. I'm into it
>>53111988
I'm trying
>>53112038
send proof your are really female
[email protected]
From which geographic location do you hail?
>>53111922
I had no idea that stuff was still going on. Still being pushed by the same people?
>>53111979
good game
>>53112101
Yep still going, it's slowed down cuz SJWs got their shit fucked up and stopped fighting.
Most of the stuff going on is behind the scenes, we've cost a lot of people jobs and a ton of money.
>>53111979
No shit. Fuck it, I'm bored. [email protected]
Lol you are all a bunch of fucking nerds. My buddies and I are all laughing at you right now..
Thanks, nerds.
>>53112143
I hope when you suck each other off you still have the smiles from laughing
>>53112026
Cool. I'll try to make defcon this year.
I'm not trans.
>>53112079
East coast US
>>53112178
Move to Silicon Valley, we're everywhere there. People don't call it Man Jose for nothing.
Listen to the cranberries
>>53112219
I've considered it. Really far from family, and I have a hard (re: impossible) time making new friends. It's also very expensive and finding work is very difficult for me.
>>53112287
Why is that?
>>53112328
General anxiety. I find it difficult to connect with new people. I prefer being alone to facing those difficulties.
Interviews stress me out to the point that I am typically on the brink of tears the entire time. I stutter and I make mistakes and generally come off as the type of person who's going to shoot up the office.
>>53112287
I know a bunch of single guys (everyone I know is a sysadmin) and I would totally let you crash at my place while you get settled here, but that would cause issues with my wife.
>>53112287
Just curious, what is it that makes you want a 'hacker' boyfriend?
I work in cybersecurity and it doesn't seem like a field that women find impressive in terms of a job. They go for doctors and shit but hackers?
>>53112365
I feel ya.
>>53112413
I think she wants someone that is a little bit ant-social.
I'd be interested OP, but I am studying for my MCSE cert.
Feel free to drop me a line and we can chat:
[email protected]
>>53111706
>I live in a city. No basements
Where the fuck do you live?
>>53112413
I read a lot of neal stephenson. I don't get out much.
>>53112413
I also work in cyber security. I found it's how you market yourself. I can pull girls at bars pretty easily if I bring up my job.
>>53112644
Its all about the dollaz.
>>53112683
I think it's more the mystery aspect of it.
"what do you do?"
"i'm a cyber security consultant. I mostly break into fortune 100's. My hobbies include selling my research to the goverment and hardening firefox. I also like to look for great firewall bypasses. Did you know people in china cant access FACEBOOK?!"
zomg take me home!
>>53112751
I think I'll start framing my sysadmin duties as fighting against black hat hackers when picking up chicks. It looks like my consulting on the side would be a good thing to bring up.
post a picture or something already you attention whoring slut so everyone can fuck off and this thread can die
stop milking this just because its the most attention you've had in the past 20 years, how fucking pathetic is that
>>53112807
Yeah definitely. Make sure you throw all the marketing terms around. "cyber" etc. For example you could say you help defend american intellecutal property against cyberattacks from china. "Did you know china has stolen the F35!?" Make sure to not give to much detail. You want them to work their imagination. I mean don't lie or anything like that but let their brains work for you.
3DPD gtfo of /g/
2D is love
2D is life
>>53112865
Yeah, gonna start dropping cyber for everything.
>>53112876
My waifu divorced me though =( I want to hit on /g/ grills
>>53112617
>>53112617
>I read a lot of neal stephenson.
>I don't get out much.
Sounds like gf material.
>>53111029
Right here.
>clean cut
>doesn't wear fedora
>doesn't wear cyper punk
>doesn't wear meme shill clothes.
>Actually socialize, due to social engineering aka glorified liar.
>>53115660
oh and
>netbook with arch, and animu wallpaper.
I'm considering selling my t420 because I don't want to be associated with autists like you op. If I only knew beforehand that it is a memepad used by anime faggots
>>53111029
Applying for this. Need qt trap gf. I run Gentoo
>>53117163
fuck off faggot
>>53117176
:^(
>>53111215
>>53111890
8/10 hacker here. Fuck sysadmins.
>>53112038
If you have/had a penis at any point, look for the nerdier gamers. Especially ones that play nearly unheard of japanese anime games.
If you want a man, not a manboy, you'd have to be biologically female. In which case look for guys nearing their degree (within 1.5 years).
>>53119289
9001/10 h̵̵̙̫͕̠̯͓͙̺̳̬᷿͓̘̦͉͕̤̬᷊̊ͤ̊ͨ̊͆ͤ̇̊͊̊̍̋̊̑̾᷅̊̊͐͌̊ͣ̄̊̊ͩ᷇̊̃͊̊ͯͩ̊̓̊̊̕͞͠ͅr̛̛̠͎̤͎̊̄̊̄̈̑̊̈́ͭ̊᷄͊̊̐̊̊͞͏̵̡̖̙̮͍̹͇̞̘̝̼̮ͪ̊̎̊͐̊͒͆̊̊̊̑͊̊͐̊᷁̊᷀ͯ̊͘͟͝ͅͅt̸̺᷊᷂̻͓̦̜᷿̜ͦ̊᷆͂͂̊͑̈̊̉̊͊᷅̊̀̊̊͏̷̛̦̣͎̥͍̽̊̉᷄̊̊̿̊̇̄̊̔̄̊͆͊̊̊͊ͦ̊ͩ̊̊᷇͟͜͝d̷̴̵̹̰̻᷂̼̻͔̺͖͙̼̠̠̟̣̼̠̞͇̬̊᷄̓̊ͨ͛̊̊̎͊̊̋̊᷆̐̊̉̊ͥ̊ͮ̊͒᷾̊̊͊̊̊̊̎͋̊̑̊̕͢͝ͅͅb̵̥᷊̹̬̲̲͇͍̬̖͉̰̘͙̱̑̊᷄ͨͪ̊̿͗̃̊᷉̊̊͊̈̊̊᷄͗̊̊᷄̊᷈̊ͣ̊᷾ͨ̊͊̌̊̒̃̊͛͛̊͐͌̊ͧ͜͢͞ͅf̧̞̘͇͇̼͚̐̊̌̊᷀̒̊̔ͧ̈̊͊̊̂̊̉̂̊͌͟͝͏̰̰̊̃͊̊͌ͥ̊͝͏̢̨̨̻᷿͎͕̮̿̊᷆̊͊̊᷃̄̊ͥ̊̾̊̏̕s̷͇̘̘᷂̳͉͖̬̩͕̬̬̱͓͖͎̟̹͕͈̜̞ͪ̊̐̊͋̊ͪ̊͂̊̾͛̊͊᷀̊̊ͬ̎̊ͣ̉͐̊̊̓͂̊̃̊̇͋̊͌͊᷀̊̉ͤ̊̊ͦ̌̊̄͟͡ͅg̠̠̗̣̱̙̱͎̦̪͇̟̻̹͔͖͍̖̥̮ͥ̊̊̒͌̊̊̅͊̊̊́᷅̊᷇̓̊᷈̊̅̊͛͊̈́̊̊̊̉͊ͤ̊͒ͧͤ̊̊̊̉̀̊͢͞͡, fuck hackers.
>>53111029
>thinkpad
>faggot uses touchpad
disgusting
Post pic OP
>>53119126
Cause not all of us are faggots.
>>53111542
Kek
>>53111752
Lost
>>53111446
Go to Linux User Group meetings. There is even one in my shitty little German town.
Lmao that one guy is pinging Google
>>53112143
Hope you fags use lube.
>>53120467
Lmao at ur life faggot
>>53112143
>painfully underage
