When was the last time you showed off your /g/ power level in real life?
I've gotten into arguments with my dad about free software vs proprietary software a couple of times, once even said the RMS pasta when he said Linux.
>>53110078
I'm taking CS50X in an in-person class and when I pass it I get a mobile dev apprenticeship. That's more /g/ than 99% of /g/ unless being /g/ is less about what you do and more about headphones and portable mp3 players that aren't phones
scrub ass bitches
>>53110078
Never. Keep it on a leash, bruv.
I told my professor how to full-screen a youtube video
>/g/
>power level
>>53110143
This. Keep this shit bottled up yo
>>53110078
I use a shit brown Aspire One with Debian+i3 with a matching shit brown color scheme in public
i told my adobe flash teacher that html5 will be the future. this was in 2012 and she didn't believe me because "html can't do video".
>>53110078
a few months ago
>friend asks me to see what's wrong with his Wi-Fi
>grab laptop from car
>just using ifconfig in OpenBSD
>whoa look he's hacking
>slowly accumulate an audience of 4 or 5 people
I started being an annoying faggot about building your own PC VS just buying one, I watch linus and other tech reviewers while on break at work, I've been making and reevaluating HTPC PC part picker build lists in my free time, I regularly talk (without being prompted to) about AMD VS Nvidia during game sessions with friends, and I feel like missed out if I don't check newegg's shell shocker deals every day.
>walk into one of my required humanities electives
>literally everyone is using a macbook
>pull out my x220 with arch linux running a tiling wm
>>53110078
>go to Low Yat
>two guys buying parts for a PC, talking to customer service
>"So what do we need for a power supply? Can we get the cheapest unit you have?"
>customer service nervously shuffles
>"Uhh... maybe... uhh..."
>I walk away before the /g/ urges manifest
Could not do it.
>>53110261
you had an adobe flash teacher in 2012?
i took a course in flash back in 2005.
It's been dead since 2010.
>>53110392
i can smell you from here
>>53110730
yeah, it was a mandatory course. it was at a graphics design school. i was a lazy bum and this was the easiest degree i could get.
i feel sorry for my old class mates, all that flash knowledge is pretty much useless now.
>>53110785
no way this is real holy kek
>>53110841
autism is 100% real.
>>53110841
Grabbed it from a /g/ humor thread a couple of weeks ago. This doesn't seem too unrealistic though.
>tfw hot gf
>tfw thinkpad
>tfw Arch Linux
>tfw social skills/life
>tfw gf watches anime with me if I want
Jelly /g/?
>>53110078
I just got in an argument with someone about asus vs gigabyte mobos it was full of lolz
>>53110857
Post proof you faggot.
>>53110857
You should visit a professional, suffering from hallucinations of that magnitude (any hallucinations for that matter) are especially concerning.
>>53110857
>hot gf
Make your story believable next time
>>53110857
Your girlfriend is fan and annoying im guessing just like you?
>>53110857
>if I want
so does she ever want to? or do you force her?
>>53110917
She doesn't exist
>>53110877
>>53110884
>>53110902
>>53110911
>>53110917
Wew, so mad, she also loved TTGL when we watched it
>>53111244
Where is your gfs penis?
>>53111322
must every girl have a penis to people on 4chan?
>>53111472
yes
>>53111472
Yes, because that "girl" is really a man. Remember, girl stands for Guy In Real Life.
>>53110280
I yanked a company's secure database using their own autoupdate server against them. It took ten minutes. Over 290 shells.
>former network architect
>>53111515
This guy gets it.
>>53110078
I spent most of the day recovering a single Server 2003 R2 DC, deploying a 4 node Hyper-V cluster, and bringing up 4 more DC's, a pair of DNS servers, a DHCP cluster, a SAN, file server cluster, and ZenOSS as a netmon, does that count?
>>53110280
kek
>>53110392
How embarrassing.
I told my prof that Linux was a kernel and not an OS.
is typing at a rate above 100 wpm in public viable?
>>53110761
>>53114991
>he didn't waste $1500 dollars on a note taking and facebook machine
>instead he bought a vastly cheaper and just as powerful machine!!
>y-you fucking neckbeard!!
>>53115143
Why are you stuttering?
>>53110142
shh you'll upset the everyday carry reddit babbies
>>53110325
even ironic baiting brings down the quality of this sub. please stop.
>be me
>be uni
>chatting with the lab tech after lecture
>he starts mirin' my x200t
>mentions he's got a dell business notebook too
>we start talking about how well these things keep up for school
>C2D, SSD, 4 GB RAM all you need really
>solid all around
>keyboards are like a dream
>i tell him how I love the clit mouse since you don't have to move your hand from the home row to use it
>I'm sorry, what did you call it?
>Oh, I mean the trackpoint
>Oh yeah. It's pretty great. Hey look, I gotta get back to the lab, should be done cooking soon. It was cool talking to you.
>Y-you too.
>>53110581
How's your Low Yat 2: Electric Boogaloo going?
I've got quite the story.
>Sitting in Cafe.
>Man suddenly collapses.
>Wife runs over to help him.
>"IS ANYONE A COMPUTER SCIENTIST? HIS BINARY TREE IS DEGENERATIVE AND IT NEEDS REBALANCED QUICKLY".
>Me, standing and ripping apart my buttoned shirt to reveal my "no place like 127.0.0.1 shirt.
>"Step out of the way mam!"
>She was blocking the door.
>Continue to walk out because I'm autistic.
>>53110280
You can get arrested for using non-GUI apps in public in the USA
>>53115171
It's a meme, you dip!
>>53110730
>It's been dead since 2010.
niceme.me
Does using a Thinkpad or Sansa Clip+ count?
>>53115606
>memes
BTFO.
>>53110142
>I'm more /g/ than 99% of /g/
>I need an in-person class to learn C and basic webdev.
go back studying what a pointer is, Nouhoum.
>>53115575
Is this true?
>Hit by the /g/ meme wave
>old thinkpad + arch linux w/ Openbox in my everyday machine
>Try to keep my /g/ alter ego deep inside me. Don't call linux "GNU/Linux" and don't correct people when they refer to my OS as Ubuntu. (To them Ubuntu and Linux are synonyms)
>Late in the morning in the lab, after a sleepless night trying to get my experiment fixed and irritated by hardware malfunctions in the experimental sensors.
>One labmate ask me to help him choose a mechanical keyboard.
>It's the same guy I keep disagreeing with when it comes about tech. Literally defends hardware we can't open as "it is the company responsibility to fix your devices" and says he don't see why he should care about mass surveillance and windows 10 spying utility as he "have nothing to hide" though hes using pirated softwares.
>Ask him what he's looking for
>He wants a keyboard to use in the lab "for typing"
>He literally wants cherry red, a numpad and RGB leds (yeah could have been worse should he have wanted some mx green or something)
>My brain gets shortcut, I say to him he have faggot taste.
>"Homophobic", "triggering" and the usual SJW copypasta follows.
>>53118224
>Some SJW calls you a "hacker".
>Cops walking close-by have a look at your screen
>He don't understand
>you get arrested like ahmed mohamed the clock bomb.
Never happen to me tho. However I got fired from class because of "hacking the networks" when I used vim back when I was my teenages edges were still recent and I thought using a green text on black background with a bitmap font was at the top of coolness.
Fucking teacher almost called the cops on me. threatened to handcuff me.
>>53110078
every single day
>>53110280
>tfw while eating my dinner laughing and my parents dont know why
i booted up my Debian perm USB and simply opening up urxvt caused an audience of four people
i did apt update and it was like i penetrated the Pentagon itself
>>53110142
Nah, not really.
>>53110078
Having a mechanical keyboard and a computer with leds is normaltier. There is no power level on /g/.
>>53110078
Every day.
>>53111515
Topest of keks
