1,984 Oculus Rifts given out to the audience. It's a brave new world!
terrifying image
That's some scary looking shit.
perfect place for a mass shooting
This is an excellent example of brainwashing
>>53107382
>1,984
>brave new world
WHAT YOU DID THERE
I SEE IT
>>53107449
Or public masturbation, they wouldn't see me coming.
>>53107487
>>53107382
>>53107475
Bravo, OP.
(Still a lot less creepy than Google glass)
>>53107382
Shouldnt he wear pasties? His exposed nips are unsettling.
whoever shot this will probably receive a posthumous pulitzer decades from now
>>53107382
Actually, those are GearVRs. Just sayin'.
>>53107649
THANK YOU
>>53107382
>>53107729
Is that Chell?
Tfw you realize you dress like cuckerburg
My Oculus DK2 has been in the cupboard since July last year.
Initially it is a truly amazing experience, but once you've exhausted the few main activities (roller coasters, driving sims, virtual buildings etc.) you are kind of left scratching your head.
Best experience was playing through QuakeII in vr, really strange navigating the levels with that feeling of presence.
What these headsets need is a "killer app" to take off, and there isn't really one at the moment.
>>53107747
Anya Major, from Apple's 1984 commercial.
>>53107823
>i dress like one of the richest guys in the world
I'm fine with that.
>>53107747
*Feels a Red murderous rage*
>>53107831
Have you played older games with it? That's what I'm looking forward to most. Mass Effect, HL2, Bioshock etc - the classics in a new experience.
There's this British guy on youtube who plays emulators and old games that make me nostalgic as fuck. They have very clear kinks that need to be worked out which is why I'll be waiting for Rift 2. Let the kucks beta test the consumer release.
>>53107382
Looks really chilly in there, I'd guess it's around 45.1 Fahrenheit.
just get a vive
>>53107382
>Zuckerberg
I wouldn't trust that guy with any part of me.
Why are goys so easily misled? Didn't this kike call his user base "dumbfucks" ?
>>53108239
Holy fuck he really looks like a lizard in human skin in this picture. I bet his forked tongue was going to pop out any minute when he had that picture taken.
>>53108239
Yes. He was right too, and still is.
>>53107960
Non ported games for vr. You are going to have a bad time.
>>53107729
First thing that came to my mind as well
[British accent]Take a look around now, at the world we've come to know. Does it seem to be much more, than a crazy Circus show?[/british accent]
His younger sister is so spicy
>>53107382
>there's so many paranoid tinfoilers willing to shoot people for some schizo ideal yet no none of them has had the idea of killing jewkerberg to free the world from his jewry at least until the facebook shareholders find another control obsessed kike
>>53107382
farmville in VR?
>>53107831
>>53107960
How long till oculus rift price reaches sane prices? I really am looking forward to playing /vr/ games like duke nukem 3d, quake, and doom in vr.
Look how proudly this jew walks.
>>53109424
She wasn't necessary to put the point across.
But y'know... women, attention, etc.
>>53107487
ayy
>>53109424
This is the face of a woman that knows she's getting replaced.
>>53109424
>We will be able to replace these harpies in my lifetime
God damn this feels good.
>>53109424
What exactly is he doing?
>>53107831
Do you seriously expect a killer app to be out there for a dev kit, which Oculus hasn't even made the Oculus Store available for?
>>53107840
did that book just call me a cunt?!
>>53109786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJPxyWM9Ujg
>>53107382
>that soul less stare
Excellent.
>>53109424
Are all women such joyless whores?
>>53109254
But maybe from the madness something beautiful will grow
In a brave new world
>>53107382
>iDrones.jpg
>>53109760
Give it 5 years brother, the Waifu age will be in full swing
The stock on pussy is about to crash harder than any time in human history
>>53108089
Over 3 hours and no one has yet to catch this. You're too well read for /g/, it seems.
>>53111428
Will there be any survivors?
>>53111445
no, we will all be wearing the mask
>>53111432
>entry level
>too well read for /g/
It is true though. Leave it to /g/ to be pants on head illiterate.
Also not him, and I didn't read the post until I read yours.
>>53111445
I don't know. Imagine a future where teledildonics is synced with the future social metaverse. Meeting up with randoms and having no strings attached sex whenever you please. Simulating a woman, a man, a tentacle monster, a horse or whatever you desire with attributes you decide and having it fuck you to unconsciousness. You wake up, still inside your VR headset and the entity continues its rape. You're the first person to die of sex inside VR.
We're so close you can almost buy it now.
>>53107823
dude, it's a t-shirt and jeans
85% of americans dress that way
>>53107382
>Oculus Shits
Not bowing to the all mighty HTC VIVE
https://youtu.be/q4zr5Eq_F5g
>>53111523
how about
>cephalochromascopes.jpg
>>53107475
So does every 10th grader you stupid fuck, congrats
nice caps you stupid fucking cunt
>>53108239
Yeah he did but it makes perfect sense and doesn't mean he was going to steal their info, just that they're dumbfucks for trusting a random site with their information.
If someone uses a random broke ass atm in nigeria that misspells atm, they're dumbfucks regardless of if that machine is a scam or not.
>>53109501
Except she was because otherwise it wouldn't convey the message or human contact and disappointment if its just a video of a guy fucking around on an oculus.
If she wasn't necessary then why dont the 100000 videos of guys playing with VR not have such a big impact.
You realize that everyone see's through your "women are le retards" meme and knows that it's just pent up rage from never getting pussy right? Every time you make those dipshit comments you're just publicizing the fact that you're a neet faggot who's never been in a relationship.
Anyone got a PDF of this? >>53107840
I'm intrigued.
>>53107382
>mazel tov nipples
>>53110275
Yes, except the good ones which are extremely scarce and rather negligible.
>>53111445
MAYDAY MAYDAY
>>53112781 here.
Never mind. It's on the internet archive.
>>53109786
picking virtual cotton
So that's why there's such a huge wait for my order.
>>53112764
No different to me playing X gaming console or PC and asking her to wait.
She's conveying a point, but it's not a valid one.
>>53110275
Yes because they are all spoiled brats with delusions that they are princesses.
>>53112764
>just fucking around on an occulus
>Every other video would be otherwise fine, but because she's getting no attention she's not an attentionwhore, but is instead making a powerful point.
No.
If she wasn't in the video looking like a sad cunt, entitled to attention, there wouldn't be a problem.
>>53113102
The point she's trying to make isn't important, its the idea that shes only in frame because "le women r attention whores" and she's irrelevant; how the fuck are you going to convey disappointment without being i frame looking grouchy and shit? Without her its a guy dicking around on with vr.
>>53113149
>sad cunt, entitled whore
I dont need to argue you with, you'll argue with yourself in a few years when you realize that directing that hatred of women wasn't productive and just left you as a kissless faggot virgin whose never going to have a healthy relationship
I was going to say you're going to be arguing with yourself at the bottom of a bottle but let's be serious, drinking problems are for real men with social lives and real problems, you'll probably just find yourself at the bottom of a pile of cum rags in your parents basement
>>53113151
I'm confused and believe we are on the same bench, agreeing that the only reason she's showing her face is because she needs attention that she isn't entitled to, but thinks she is.
Right?
>>53111428
I'm not going to be happy until we have full AI sex maid robots. Those will be glorious times when we can replace women completely. Real women will be sent to breeding farms where only those with the best genetics will be impregnated with the best sperm. Angry Blue-haired dyke hambeasts will be peacefully euthanized. And we will have AI sexbot maids who will never grow old and gross and joyless like real women do. Women go downhill so quickly after about age 25 that they aren't really worth the time and financial investment. An AI sex robot maid that stays young looking and happy forever is a superior life partner.
>>53113190
I'm not the same person you're initially arguing with, just another who shares the same opinion. I could take time out of my own day pointing out that you're doing the exact same thing you are accusing us of, but I wont.
>>53113211
I dont even know anymore, who gives a shit
if she's trying to show how retarded he looks she has no reason to include herself
if she's trying to show how dissapointed she is than she has a point to be in the frame
>>53113283
yeah I'm projecting like mad i'm single and binge eating trying to get through this bullshit degree, don't pay attention to anything im posting its literally all shit posts for me to vent and avoid writing an essay
>>53113318
Figured as much. Carry on.
>>53113239
And thus world peace was achieved.
>>53107382
I don't wanna do this anymore.
>>53107823
I feel so bad for that guy. Spilling a beer is heartbreaking.
>>53107475
>hmph, I use a fuckin plebbit meme
You fucking shit.
>>53107382
>Yes, everything is going to plan
>>53112976
Wow funny
Is this real?
![Back-To-Reddit-reddit-33692032-130-160[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GkOBFnj.jpg "Back-To-Reddit-reddit-33692032-130-160[1].jpg")
>>53114021
>hmph
>>53107382
>>53111432
Maybe it was so obvious no one needed to say anything
Theres a good old movie of that too, worth a watch
>>53107382
Is it me or is zuck a terrible presenter? I was interested in the oculus before but now I don't even give a kek.
>>53115424
Aw fuck you beat me to it, I just had the idea to do Dredd with an HMD
>>53115470
Its not you
hes not a powerful charismatic person
just a clever mediocre nerd who got lucky
>>53115522
you sound jelly
>>53115637
zucky pls
im not jelly, i just tell the truth as it is
>>53113239
>mfw the day we get sex bots is the day your dick stops working from your old age
>>53114200
Look at that face.
That's not a face of a human.
>>53110275
no, just /g/ is mysogynistic
>>53112976
ayy lmao
>>53107382
>>53115972
>mothership, this is alphadreidel
>the humans are now under my full control
>excellent, now make them do a handstand
>a handstand?
>yes, this way all of their shekels will fall out of their pockets
>[hand rubbing intensifies]
>>53110275
She is just playing
>>53111428
Let's be honest, the stock on pussy is already hilariously low.
There are just a few retards who still don't understand the principle of buying low and selling high.
>>53109424
SAUCE?
>>53115424
Judge Overfedd.
