>be at mall
>fiance is off shopping
>sitting in waiting area and see this
>what do?
Does rm -rf / still work?
Nothing I can do with a bunch of MACs and IPs, right?
>being so disenfranchised already that you can't even walk around with your fiance while she is shopping
Yeah, that marriage is going to last.
>>53063234
go eat at pfchangs
their orange peel chicken is amazing. And the great wall of chocolate is DANK as long as you dont get the strawberry sauce with it
>>53063267
Shopping with a woman is soul-destroying. Ever had to sit in a shoe shop for 45 minutes?
>>53063345
Yes.
>>53063312
Meh, not a big fan Chinese food.
>tfw fiance is Chinese
>>53063345
This. If there was even ONE store in this mall that I liked, it would be bearable. I guess Brookstone is okay?
>>53063345
kek, I once spent over 2 hours trying to find a pair of jeans that would fit me
every fucking place was mostly stocked with those faggot pants that narrow down the leg
if you got even a slight bit of muscle there's no way you'll fit into that shit. and if you did, you look like a fucking piece of ham in latex.
>>53063234
Easy, change the date to Jan 1st 1970 on all the devices and reboot them
That'll put it Itno retro mode.
>>53063438
Doing this. Hang on.
I'm so naughty
>>53063482
>>53063421
Women's jeans anon. Gf keeps buying them for me since I outswoled all my old jeans. Probably ordering some myself soon
Bring up a NSFW shock site on all the macs like gloryholefoundtion.com
>>53063234
rm -rf /* , won't prompt you that it'll be dangerous.
>>53063503
I walked out but when I rebooted it was stuck at the Apple logo.
>>53063537
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>53063345
>tfw being atrap
>tfw love shopping for clothes with gf
>tfw love shopping for shoes
You guys are all plebs :^)
boot arch onto all of them
>>53063592
Hmm... I do have some flash drives with kali and tails
>tfw mall public wifi
>>53063234
Demo Macs at Apple Stores usually use deep freeze, so on reboot they wipe and restore back to normal.
>>53063666
man in the middle that shit
>>53063421
are you buying jeans in some skater shop?
There are a lot of slim fit jeans that accomodate to muscular bodies, unless you're a manlet, then there's nothing you can do but kill yourself
>>53063503
>>53063537
GOOD SHIT
>>53063731
Maybe if I had my TP with me. Just have my Xperia Z3 atm.
Any naughty apps I can download to disturb the peace?
>>53063906
Right now I have Fing, Terminal Emulator, WIBR+, and ES File Explorer. Anything I can do with these?
>>53063266
dat sony spy
>>53063421
>muscle
Keep telling yourself it's muscle fatty
>>53063537
jej
>>53063906
>>53063927
csploit
>>53063566
I'd rather be a pleb than a faggot.
>>53064223
you're missing out
being a faggot is awesome
>>53063566
Go away perv.
Also, checked
>>53063234
>open terminal emulator
>yes "I'd just like to interject for a moment." > LICENSE
>hide terminal window
>walk away/move to next computer
Bonus points if you put in more of the interjection.
>>53064323
Hey you wanna fag it up with me? We can skype or something else the cool kids do.
>fiance
jej
>>53063927
zAnti.
DNS spoofing to gayporn ...
>leggings
>boots
WHY DOES EVERY AMERICAN WOMAN IN HER 20s WEARS LEGGINGS AND BOOTS? WHAT THE FUCK?
>>53063421
Gustin straight fit
>>53063503
Hey idiot! Resize your images.
>>53065082
Its the same in the UK too.
>have family members do it
>"you know men can see your arse and get off on it"
>"b-but its comfy anon"
>tfw they know that you know that they know men stare and that they get off on that fact.
Women are sluts
>>53065082
Are you gay? The man that invented leggings deserves a thousand foot statue
>>53065124
Have you been diagnosed with autism?
>>53065180
>le autism xD
>>53065152
I doubt the man who invented leggings was a foot fetishist.
>>53063503
>Time Zone
>Cupertino
Apple really are up themselves, aren't they?
>>53063345
Yeah. It's not that bad. Do you have ADHD or something?
Use your fucking phone and browse SA or 4chan for 45 minutes.
Used to do this shit in high school
>find a mac pro with speakers and sub plugged in
>garage band
>turn up all the sound
>put down some song snippet and up the pitch
>make it start a minute or so after pressing play
>press play minimize and walk out front and watch the madness consume everything
Fucking normies
>>53065082
>tfw dark pantyhose + skirt combo is one of my biggest turn-ons
>it's really in high fashion in my country right now
It's a great time to be alive.
Buy your wife's son something nice.
>>53065256
i love people like you.
If someone would do that in our store I would honestly laugh.
>>53065351
>every single time
>>53063566
>being mentally ill
>>53063234
>be at mall
well that's your first mistake
the mall is literally for zombies
>>53065124
>not getting off on your family members
>not getting your cousins panties and jacking off with them and spreading your seed inside.
do you even know where you are
>>53063234
>apple store across from pf chang's
Where is OP, /g/?
Can we call the Apple Store there to warn him of a gf-having normie who is going to wipe all their computers?
>>53064323
Perhaps it might seem awesome in imagination. In reality though, it's a pain in the ass (HAHAHAHA)
>>53065751
>gf-having normie
>at an apple store
They'd have to suspect literally every single customer.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53064744
this might be one of the saddest things I've ever seen on /g/.
>>53065793
Can't have been here for long if that's the saddest thing you've seen here.
>>53065793
That's not INElite anon.
>>53065808
>one of the
lrn2read
and yeah, looking for a gay hookup on /g/ is pretty much down there
>>53063345
>Ever had to sit in a shoe shop for 45 minutes?
Try four hours. My mom was crazy.
Everyone else seems comparatively sane.
>>53064744
>skype
B-but that's nonfree botnet!
>>53063421
I lolled so much at faggot pants ahaha
I'm 6'4" and weigh about 270 or so. I have a bit of a gut but rest is muscle. Pants are a bitch to find, massive thighs from climbing ladders and walking all the time.
>>53063421
>>53065993
kek
>>53063421
look at this badass
>>53065993
It's actually true. I would argue the "ham in latex", but normal jeans are usually tight.
>>53066492
>>53065993
lmfao guys well meme'd
>>53066520
>
>>53066588
im posting this to reddit XDXDXD
>>53066627
there goes the damage control
>>53065993
that's some awful font, mang
>>53065993
>>>
>>53066588
safed for /g/ humour
>>53066627
here's you're upvote ;^)
>>53066627
>>53063345
No because I didn't marry a stupid cunt
>>53063267
You clearly have never had a girlfriend. It's fucking painful walking around the mall for hours with her. I don't know if its because I'm not 17 anymore but God damnit I dread it. I would rather do laundry than go to the mall with my gf.
>>53065881
This sort of thing should be considered child abuse
>>53067743
>mall
>gf
Is your GF 14 years old? No sane person over 14 goes to the fucking mall any more.
>>53067807
But what if you're shopping for a good pair of jeans? Everybody knows you need to try on a thousand pairs before you find one that fits, I mean if you have even the tiniest bit of tone the fit's too tight and you can't keep the ladies off you.
Don't get me wrong, I love poon-tang as much as the next guy, but at a certain point you need to give your member a rest and do other things.
>>53063234
>>53063345
>>53067743
I agree with your sentiments. It is fucking painful. Anyone who says otherwise has only had short tem relationships or hasnt been in one at all. My wife will spend a minimum of 2 hours in Forever 21 and often go to belk or some other shit afterwards and look there for another hour. It wouldnt be so bad walking around with them but holy shit they are an indecisive bunch. When I want something I walk in find it, buy it, and leave. Or I just know what the fuck I like and dont. My wife will spend 30 minutes walking in circles and looking at the same shit trying to decide if she likes it or not. Drives me up the fucking wall. I dont understand it, nor will I ever.
